"My sister is a knife mouth tofu heart, I made a big pot of steamed buns a few days ago, I can't wipe my face, let me send it to my brother-in-law......" During dinner, Xiangling told Wang Jie the story of his sister and brother-in-law, because his brother-in-law was obsessed with a good job, he resigned and became an Internet writer.

Wang Jie listened quietly, and finally sighed faintly, "The Internet kills people!"

"My sister still loves her brother-in-law in her heart, but she can't wipe her face to apologize and admit her mistakes......" Xiang Ling picked up a piece of chicken and handed it to Wang Jie, "I want to find an opportunity for the two of them to talk openly and honestly, if they can remarry and remarry as soon as possible, it will be uncomfortable for both parties to drag it ......"

"I'll figure it out. Wang Jie smiled mysteriously, and he already had a plan in his heart.

The little monkey picked up his phone again and went to war.

The parrot flew over in a daze, landed on Wang Jie's shoulder, tilted its neck and looked at the monkey playing the game for a long time, and suddenly quacked, "Stupid monkey, playing games, big lazy worm, don't work!"

"Hiss...... "The little monkey is a spirit monkey after all, and after understanding the parrot's words, he does not raise his head, only stretches out one paw, and raises his middle finger at the parrot.

Starling also flew in and landed beside Lele, picking up the rice grains that fell on the ground, and muttering while picking them up, "Little girl, don't be well-behaved, drop rice grains when you eat, it's cheaper starling......"

"Don't crow, little bird!" Lele kicked the starling, the starling spread his wings angrily, stared at the round eyes, and pecked at Lele's upper.

Lele was pecked so painfully that he simply threw down his rice bowl and went under the table to catch the starling, the starling was so frightened that he fled, fluttered and flew to Wang Jie's shoulder, tilted his head and glared at Lele, "Here, I can't catch it, little girl, crying and chirping......"

"Hmph, Lele is angry!" Le Le climbed up Wang Jie's thigh angrily, raised his little hand to pat the starling, and the starling flapped his wings and flew to Xiang Ling's shoulder, "Master, master, help, little girl, you want to kill the bird......"

"You honestly don't get into trouble, how can she be angry?" Xiang Ling smiled and touched the starling's head, grabbed the angry anger with one hand and climbed onto her knee, and raised his little hand to pat the starling's Lele, "You see you scared the birds into crying!"

"Hmph, little bad bird, it must have been hatched by the bad guy!" Lele crossed his hands on his waist, flicked two long ponytails, puffed out his small mouth, his little face was flushed, his big eyes flashed and flashed, and he was so cute even if he was angry.

Starling proudly turned around on the top of Xiang Ling's head, and flew to the top of the monkey's head with a bang, seeing that it was playing a game seriously, he suddenly played with his heart, and rushed over, and grabbed a handful of monkey hair with two paws, and the monkey screamed in pain, and hurriedly raised his claws to fight.

"Hiss, hiss!" The little monkey touched the head that had been pulled off a handful of hair, and angrily raised his middle finger at the troublemaker, nasty ghost, come here and tear you up!

The starling was so happy that he flipped his head, flew to Wang Jie's side, put the handful of monkey hair in front of Wang Jie, shook his wings, and asked for credit.

"Monkey hair, quack, precious, ...... for the master" The starling raised his paws, pecked twice with his beak, and said, Wang Jie helplessly grabbed the monkey hair and looked at it, and touched the starling's head, "It's a miracle that you are so good and not killed." ”

"Quack," the starling shook the pinch of black hair on his head, "If you don't accept it, come here, who is afraid of whom!"

"Gotta ......," Wang Jie picked up a peanut and put it in front of him, "Taste this." ”

"Thank you, master!" the starling pecked the peanut in half and rolled his tongue into his mouth.

The parrot came to ask for it.

"Fortunately, there are so many left in the family now, and when those little guys come back, maybe how much trouble will be boiling!" Xiang Ling sighed, the little flower cat has been gone for ten days, I don't know how they are? Are they sick, will anyone scold? Is it arrogant again?

"I miss them too. Wang Jie sighed, wiped his eyes inadvertently, looked at the food on the table, and lost his appetite anymore.

The monkey who was holding the mobile phone to play the game made a fuss again, and he was so angry that he slammed the sofa, Wang Jie hurriedly walked over and picked up the mobile phone to take a look, the little monkey somehow pressed it indiscriminately, and actually bought more than ten heroes.

"My money!" Wang Jie really regretted binding the bank card.

That's not the point, the point is that the little monkey actually played the qualifying match by mistake.

And under his random clicks, the chosen hero is Arthur, whom he hates the most, so as soon as he enters the field, he is taken by several heads, and the angry little monkey grins his teeth.

Wang Jie had no choice but to comfort the little monkey who was losing his temper, and took the mobile phone to play for the monkey.

Wang Jie's level...... Let's look at his on-the-spot performance first, he was killed three on the field, and the little monkey who hugged his neck and watched him play games slapped happily, stretched out his paws to grab Wang Jie's face, ashamed, ashamed, ashamed, such a big person, not as good as a monkey!

Wang Jie simply hung up, and went to clean up the table, the little monkey stared, looking at Arthur who was hiding in the spring and pretending to be a dead dog, he was so anxious to scratch his ears and cheeks, the monkey is so anxious, the monkey misses Miss Sun so much, the monkey really wants to go to the canyon for a wave......

At the end of the game, the monkey no longer dared to move, ran to the kitchen, patted Wang Jie's thigh, handed him the mobile phone, and the two paws were gesturing, and the mouth made a banging sound, the monkey wanted the eldest lady!

"Don't worry...... Wang Jie wanted to see how strong the little monkey was, so he deliberately chose the qualifying match, the little monkey took the phone and looked at it, and immediately turned his head with joy, Miss, it's Miss!

He stared at the screen of his mobile phone, swaying from the kitchen to the living room, and accidentally, he hit the door frame with a bang, so angry that the monkey was angry and kicked the door frame.

Xiang Ling, who was wiping the table, saw it and covered his mouth and laughed.

The little monkey raised his eyes and looked at her, lowered his head in shame, hurriedly ran to the sofa, and sat down next to Lele, at this time the game had begun.

"Wow!" Xiang Ling finished cleaning up, wiped his hands and sat down next to the little monkey, looked down, and the little monkey was three kills as soon as he got started!

That's great!

"Brother Jie, Brother Jie, come on......" Xiang Ling beckoned to Wang Jie, Wang Jie came in with a plate of fruit, leaned on the back of the sofa, and watched the little monkey play a game.

The little monkey shook his hand and killed again, Wang Jie was dumbfounded, put down the plate, pulled out a grape, and handed it to the little monkey.

The little monkey opened its mouth and waited for Wang Jie to stuff the grapes into its mouth, sorry master, the monkey is very busy, come and stuff it into the monkey's mouth, ah......

"Naughty monkey ......" Xiang Ling scratched the little monkey's head, the little monkey stubbornly twisted his head to the side, his eyes widened, and all his attention was on the mobile phone screen.

"Triblekill......" The little monkey flicked its claws, and it was three kills!

Wang Jie watched in surprise as the little monkey skillfully manipulated the eldest lady, flickering and moving, and took his life in an instant!

“ultrakill……”

“pantakill……”

Annihilation?

The little monkey raised its paws and scratched its head, baring its teeth at Wang Jie to reveal a standard monkey-like smile.

If you don't accept it, come and practice!

The little monkey triumphantly scratches its paws and gestures its middle finger at the enemy on the screen.

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