Chapter 294: It Must Be a Dead Monkey
At the end of the game, the little monkey's record was 18:1, a well-deserved MVP, Wang Jie was dumbfounded, the little monkey is really powerful, then, that monkey brother, teach me?
The advantage of the monkey is that the hand speed is extremely fast, and the hero of the manipulation, Sun Shangxiang, is a very flexible shooter, and the combination of the two is strange if you don't win.
Xiang Ling leaned on Wang Jie's shoulder with a smile, and reached out to touch the little monkey's head, "Brother Monkey can go to the game." ”
Wang Jie thought about it, snatched the mobile phone from the little monkey's hand, turned off the game, the little monkey suddenly screamed angrily, hugged Wang Jie's neck, rode on him, raised his small fist high, smashed it down, and fell gently, Wang Jie lay on the sofa with a sigh, kicked his legs and rolled his eyes, scared the little monkey out of the sky, jumped around Wang Jie several times, poked his nose and mouth, and opened his eyelids to see if he was dead.
"You beat my husband to death. Xiang Ling lay on Wang Jie's body, Ying Ying cried, the little monkey was so frightened that his whole body trembled, jumped to Xiang Ling's side and stretched out his paws to comfort, and Wang Jie, who was lying on the bed and pretending to be dead, finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.
The little monkey saw that Wang Jie was not dead, and then looked at the hostess who was smiling forward and backwards, and immediately became angry, jumped on the sofa and roared at Wang Jie, but the two guys still smirked heartlessly, and the monkey scratched his head in anger.
When you meet such a naughty owner, the monkey can't help it!
In order to appease the little monkey's depressed mood, Wang Jie led it to the back garden, which was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the leaves of the trees in the garden had begun to turn yellow.
"Hiss......" The weather in the north, the temperature has dropped to ten degrees above zero, the little monkey hissed from the cold, hugged his two arms tightly, followed behind Wang Jie, raised his head to look at the apple tree more than two meters high, suddenly jumped up, and climbed to the top of the tree in a few clicks.
"Hiss!" the little monkey beckoned at Wang Jie at the top of the tree, and Wang Jie responded with a smile, this naughty monkey.
The little monkey searched for a long time in the tree, but did not find a single fruit, the starling flew over, landed on Wang Jie's shoulder, pecked his hair, and quacked, "Master, master, what is the stupid monkey doing, quack......"
"He's looking for apples," Wang Jie smiled and touched the starling's head, "If I'm not mistaken, you've eaten all the apples." ”
"Starling just tastes ......" Facing Wang Jie's eyes, the little starling finally couldn't make it anymore, let out an embarrassing gurgling sound, raised the handful of hair on the top of his paw claw, his eyes blinked, and he looked very shy.
The monkey searched for a long time and didn't find an apple, so angry that he ran to Wang Jie's side, pointed at the apple tree and purred nonsense, what about the fruit, let you make it?
Wang Jie scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, I'm sorry I only ate a few, just to taste the taste......
Dry ha, gaha with a white face in a hurry!
The little monkey glanced at Wang Jie fiercely, with his two paws behind his back, and walked back to the pet store with small square steps.
How is this little like a dragging goose?
"It's so bad, I'm so scared!" the starling raised his wings and patted his chest, and said with palpitations.
The little monkey fights the king pesticide twice a day, and he is not allowed to play if he has more, so the little monkey who has nothing to do is running around in various rooms, and each room has been turned over by it, but for the storage room where the small dried fish of the little flower cat is kept, Wang Jie is absolutely not allowed to touch it.
The little monkey squatted at the door of the storage room, a pair of black eyes purring, slowly scratching the back of his paws, looking thoughtful.
What's in there? Could it be another monkey?
Have you never heard her scream?
It must be a dead monkey!
When the little monkey thought of this, he shuddered with fright, and jumped away from the door of the storage room with a strange scream, and accidentally stepped on the old turtle's body, and his feet were unstable, and he fell on his heels.
The old turtle raised his head, looked at the little monkey who was screaming at him, slowly opened his mouth, and showed a smile, with such a cute animal accompanying the little girl Xiangling, she would definitely be happy......
The old turtle slowly crawled under the sofa and closed his eyes to recuperate, and after a while, he would choose a place to hibernate.
The little monkey saw that he roared and scared away this strange thing with a shell, and slapped it with joy, he must have been frightened by the monkey's momentum, haha strange thing, this monkey is super fierce!
"Come in!" Wang Jie welcomed his aunt and uncle into the door, and as soon as the aunt entered the door, she saw a monkey squatting on the ground studying the tortoise, and sneered, "Nephew, do you still have monkeys here?"
"Some time ago, the mischievous monkey came out of nowhere, and the neighborhood committee entrusted me to catch it and raise it for a while. Wang Jie perfunctorily asked his aunt and uncle to sit down first, while he was busy serving tea, pouring water and cutting fruits.
The little monkey jumped on the sofa and looked at the two old men with a curious face, the eldest uncle hooked his fingers at the little monkey, the little monkey hesitated, turned his head to look at Wang Jie who was busy in the kitchen, and then walked slowly to the eldest uncle, grabbed one of his hands, and turned it over and over to see it endlessly.
"What's the difference between our hands, monkey?" asked the eldest uncle with a smile as he held a cigarette.
The little monkey scratched his head, stretched out his little slap and gestured with his uncle's heavy, thick, calloused hand, and quacked and laughed.
"This monkey is so sharp!" the aunt also smiled, took out a hawthorn from her pocket and threw it to the monkey, the little monkey caught it in the air, and fiddled with it in the palm of his hand, the red fruit, and many small white spots on it.
The little monkey held this hawthorn, looked at it over and over for a long time, and gestured at the aunt in confusion, pointing to the hawthorn in his hand and pointing to his mouth, the aunt smiled and nodded, eat it, eat it, taste it or not.
The little monkey carefully stuffed the hawthorn into his mouth, made a mistake in his upper and lower teeth, and took a bite.
Hiss!
The hawthorn was so sour that the little monkey shivered, and it threw the hawthorn on the ground angrily, jumped up and stepped on it, and was hurt by the hawthorn's seeds, and hugged the foot and screamed, and the aunt laughed.
"Stupid monkey ......" Wang Jie walked over with a smile, first cleaned up the crushed hawthorn, and then picked up the little monkey, raised its feet to check, the little monkey pitifully hugged his neck, looked down at his feet, and burst into tears.
"It's okay, let's go play!" Wang Jie wiped the monkey's feet with a rag, patted its head, and smiled.
It's okay?
The little monkey asked with wide eyes, and it wasn't until he got an affirmative answer that he jumped three feet high, ran to the dining table, grabbed Wang Jie's mobile phone, and hurried upstairs.
"Put down my phone!" Wang Jie shouted, but the monkey was grunting, and Wang Jie's consciousness suddenly received dissatisfaction from the monkey.
"Won't I just play with your phone for a while, as for being so anxious and white-faced, the dead two dogs, it's really not ......"
It's miserable, my nickname is going to be laughed at by all the pets. Asking for TicketsAsking for Tickets...... A brother said that it was okay to write about a squirrel, there was a problem with the wood, and it happened that there was indeed a squirrel in my plan, but it was not yet winter, so it had not come out yet......