Chapter 500: The Great White Milk Rabbit
"Giggles, you little Taoist is not bad. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" The female ghost looked at me and giggled and said.
I hurriedly stood up, holding the peachwood sword tightly in my hand, enduring the pain in my chest, and my eyes fixed on the female ghost in front of me.
I'm no match for a female ghost at all, and the worst thing is that this female ghost is in the body of a living person.
The monkey looked at me very nervously, pointed to the front and said loudly, "Senior brother, that man is rushing over." ”
My heart sank, my whole body was sore, and if I wanted to fight this female ghost, I would definitely not be able to last a few rounds.
I couldn't do anything at all, and at that moment the monkey suddenly rushed at me and roared loudly and urgently.
The monkey roared, there was something more in his hand, and if he looked closely, the monkey's hand was a gossip mirror, and the gossip mirror was aimed at the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man rushed to the front of the gossip mirror, looked at the gossip mirror, and a tragic cry came from the mouth of the middle-aged man, and after this sound, the middle-aged man fell to the ground with a bang.
Watching the middle-aged man fall to the ground, I immediately understood that the female ghost must have detached from the middle-aged man's body.
Thinking of this, I immediately pinched my finger and said in a cold voice: "Fire bell exchange, kill ghosts and eliminate evil, wish for immortals, eternal life, law!"
After reciting this incantation, I hurriedly stepped over, raised the peachwood sword, aimed it at the female ghost who was still screaming, and stabbed it, and the peachwood sword stabbed the female ghost in the face.
The female ghost withdrew the hand that was covering her face, and at this time, I saw the face of the female ghost, and looking at the face of the female ghost, my heart jumped instantly.
The female ghost's face is completely rotten, and there is not a single bit of good meat on her face, which makes her look disgusting.
I endured the nausea, the peachwood sword in my hand still stabbed down, and the female ghost raised her hand and held my peachwood sword tightly with both hands.
The female ghost held my peachwood sword, the female ghost's hand kept getting hot, and thick green smoke came out of the female ghost's hand.
I snorted coldly in my heart, before the female ghost possessed the human body, I was not easy to deal with, but now that the female ghost is not possessed, it is much easier to deal with the female ghost.
The female ghost let out a violent scream and looked at me resentfully, and then the female ghost hurriedly let go of her hand and quickly floated towards the wall.
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!" I snorted coldly, and hurriedly threw out the spirit rune paper in my hand, but it was still a step too slow, and the female ghost had already escaped through the wall.
"Senior brother, let's chase!" the monkey pulled me and said hurriedly.
I shook my head at the monkey, "No need to chase, this female ghost escaped through the wall, no matter how much we chase, we can't catch up." ”
After the monkey said this, I looked at the middle-aged man, and the middle-aged woman kept calling the middle-aged man's name next to the man, and when she saw me coming, she hurriedly asked me to hurry up and save her husband.
I asked the middle-aged woman not to worry, squatted down and stretched out my hand to pat the middle-aged man's face, the middle-aged man's face was very pale, and hurriedly took out the spirit rune paper, pasted it on the middle-aged man's temple, forehead, and then put two pieces of spirit rune paper to burn the middle-aged woman to ashes, and put the ashes of the spirit rune paper in the water to treat her wife.
"Senior brother, it's okay. The monkey looked at the middle-aged man who had not woken up yet, and said to me in a low voice.
I didn't know in my heart that if I did this according to the book, I could only use a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
After waiting for a while, the middle-aged man lying on the ground coughed lightly, and his eyes slowly opened.
Seeing the middle-aged man's eyes open, my heart relaxed and I helped the middle-aged man up.
"How's your health, are you okay?" I whispered.
The middle-aged man's eyes looked at me and I was still a little dazed, and the middle-aged woman next to him shook his body and said in a crying voice: "Thanks to this master, otherwise you wouldn't have woken up." ”
Hearing the middle-aged woman's words, the middle-aged man looked at me, his eyes were still very confused, and he pointed to the people around him, "Why are there so many people, what are they doing?" ”
Seeing that the middle-aged man's mind was still a little smudged, I didn't ask any more, but glanced at the monkey and followed the middle-aged woman and said, as long as his wife remembers things clearly, he will ask me to come and have a look.
The middle-aged woman hurriedly thanked me, took out 300 yuan from her pocket, and wanted to put it in my pocket, but I refused.
This can move middle-aged women so much.
I walked out of the door, and the monkey said hehehe: "Senior brother, you have become a friend of women today, just now the women in the village looked at you with admiration, and even the widow Wang flattered you." ”
I turned my head to look at the monkey, "How do you know they're widows?" ”
The monkey smiled and said a little shyly: "The last time I walked around, I heard from a few old bachelors in the village, and those old bachelors even peeked at people taking a bath." ”
"How do you know someone else is peeking. I whispered.
The monkey scratched his head a little embarrassed, "I happened to pass by that day, and by the way, I also took a look, the master used to tell me that women are tigresses, and they dare to lie to me, if you want me to say, women are big white milk rabbits." ”
My face darkened, "Where does it look like a big white milk rabbit?" ”
The monkey gestured at his chest, "Isn't that thing like a big white milk rabbit, and when you shake your body, that thing jumps and jumps." ”
I glanced at the monkey white, I was too lazy to talk to the monkey, I looked at the guy who was quite introverted, but I didn't expect to be a pervert.
I returned to Uncle Wang's house, looked at my watch, it was already more than two o'clock in the night, and hurriedly lay down on the bed to sleep.
Before I got up in the morning, I heard a hurried voice outside, "Master, my wife has remembered things clearly, I have remembered things clearly, Master, come out and have a look." ”
Hearing this voice, I rubbed my eyes, knowing that it was the middle-aged woman from last night, I hurriedly put on my clothes, looked at the middle-aged woman standing outside the courtyard and did not come in, and beckoned to the woman, "Sister, come in." ”
The middle-aged woman shook her head at me and said she was waiting for me here.
Hearing the words of the middle-aged woman, I understood what the middle-aged woman meant, the middle-aged woman must have disliked the uncleanness of Uncle Wang's house and did not dare to come in.
I didn't say anything, people didn't come in, I couldn't force people to let the middle-aged woman wait here for a while, I brushed my teeth and washed my face, called the monkey, and we walked towards the middle-aged woman's house.
The middle-aged woman didn't come to us and immediately met his wife and asked us to have breakfast first.
I didn't refuse, I didn't take my eldest sister's money last night, if I don't eat anything from others, my eldest sister should feel guilty......