Yang Huai and Yan Ruoxuan are in an endless entanglement, let Yun Kangtong guò audition, his performance is too far from the advertising style, if he is not allowed to pass guò and miss a talent who is not good, maybe they will regret it.

"This is the boss of an advertising agency, right?" Yunkang stood in place, smiling and looking at the fat bald.

The fat bald owes a fat pig body, and then stretches out a hand, "The next surname is Chai, this firewood, may I ask you are-" He asked very politely, "Are you here to audition?"

The small eyes narrowed, and he looked at Yunkang carefully, this young man's face was translucent, and the chassis was calm, like a dragon's wrong roots, and at a glance he was a practitioner, but he couldn't see the level of skill, but he was definitely a step higher than him.

This kid is so young, he can practice to the realm of martial arts, and he is from a famous martial arts family.

Fat and bald have the heart to make friends, and for the first time to use the word "below" to the juniors, to show respect for the young masters.

But he didn't know that Yun Kang was not a martial artist, but an immortal cultivator who was several levels higher than a martial artist. Martial artists use dantian to practice internal strength, and immortal cultivators use dantian to refine true qi, there is a world of difference between the two, and they cannot be the same.

"My name is Yunkang, I am a newcomer, please take care of Mr. Chai. Yunkang held Chai Li's fat hand.

The fat bald hurriedly nodded: "Definitely, definitely, Brother Yun doesn't have to be polite." He omitted his name and called him brother.

Looking at Yunkang, he was quite puzzled, a master like this, who is a character in the hands of any family, how can he deign to audition for the role of a small advertising film, is there another secret in it?

He knew that there were some prominent martial artist families who often sent young disciples out to practice, and deliberately made their identities very low-key, such as being a dishwasher, sweeping the street, delivering couriers, and carrying bottled water, so as to hone themselves and increase their life experience.

Yunkang Bacheng is also in this situation, his fat heart is active, he never dreamed that he actually met a child of a family, and his eyes immediately became hot.

"Then thank you, Mr. Chai. Yun Kang looked at him with a smile, looking harmless to humans and animals, and very honest.

The fat bald little rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Brother Yun is too outward, how old are you in Xiaxu, if you don't dislike it, just call me Brother Chai, if you have any needs, tell the old brother." ”

The Shaoyin Heart Meridian in his hand kept beating, the Foot Yang Ming Meridian was rolling hot, and there was a stream of air struggling in the twelve positive meridians and the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, which seemed to be rushing out, but he couldn't reach a breakthrough pressure value.

This fat bald is choked enough, and the Foot Yang Ming Meridian connects the Yang Ming Stomach Meridian, the Less Yang Gall Meridian, and the Sun Bladder Meridian. Once it was involved, it hit Ren Du's second vein, making him feel uncomfortable in a cold sweat, only feeling that his stomach was sore and his waist hurt, and he couldn't even breathe.

But at this time, as long as he added a little external force and opened up the second vein of Ren Du, he would soon be able to break through the Yellow Rank Martial Artist. It's just like this, the airflow is stuck in the middle, and it feels even more uncomfortable.

Yun Kang looked at him with ill intentions, just now he sang and pronounced a sound attack, and he only used the power of the Xiao Fa, if it was replaced by the internal force of True Qi, the fat and bald meridians would have been destroyed long ago.

Even if it is just that, it also makes the air flow in this fat bald body not smooth, and a pig's face is red and purple, if you don't breathe in time, once the twelve canons are congested, it won't take an hour to be half paralyzed.

Fat bald coveted Yan Ruoxuan, sooner or later provoked a moth, Yun Kang tried to completely extinguish his obscene evil thoughts, otherwise one day Yan Da Beauty was taken care of by Fat Bald, and his young heart would be deeply hurt.

Taking advantage of the fact that the air flow of the fat bald meridians is blocked now, and he is facing the critical juncture of a breakthrough, he wants to teach this fat pig a lesson and recover some mental losses for himself.

"Mr. Chai, I see that your pulse is unstable, and your face is dark purple, it should be that Ren's pulse is blocked, and the pulse is blocked. If the airflow is blocked and left untreated, after ten minutes, your left leg will be numb and your right hand will cramp, and I am afraid it will be difficult to treat. ”

Yun Kang frowned, looked at his fat face, sighed and said, "When I sang just now, Chai always shouldn't have luck with the rhythm, it's easy to go crazy." ”

The fat bald heart was frightened, and he was secretly annoyed, why didn't he say this earlier. With the singing voice, his dantian airflow beating, thinking that he was going to break through, of course, he seized the opportunity to breathe in pranayama, who knew that it would block the meridians and regulate the qi!

At that time, no martial artist would let the opportunity slip away in vain, which was the key to Yun Kang's calculation of him.

Don't you want to break through, Xiao Ye will give you a chance to hook up with your dantian airflow with the sound of the howling method. This is more effective than taking off and putting a beautiful woman in front of you, making you feel itchy in your heart if you don't vomit.

However, the breakthrough of Tuna must be pranayama for a small week to stop, and the song sung by Yunkang is only two minutes, which is only enough for one-tenth of the meridians to run. As soon as his whistling stopped, the meridians of his fat and bald body were stuck.

The fat bald eyes looked at Yun Kang, trembled slightly, and said, "Brother Yun, my brother knows that you are a master, this ...... This meridian is blocked, it's not a trivial matter, can you help my brother dredge it?"

Yun Kang's face showed embarrassment, he glanced at him twice, shook his head and sighed: "What's this...... It's difficult!"

When the fat bald saw his expression, he was dumbfounded. What does it mean to shake his head and sigh, is he doomed to be paralyzed and hopeless in this life?

He was remorseful, he couldn't wait to slap himself a few times, people sang, what kind of fun are you making around, it's over, the yellow order can't break through, and he will make a half-body failure, so that you will be cheap!

"Those who practice martial arts, do not indulge in love, yin and yang clash with each other, and all veins are damaged. It is not easy for Mr. Chai to enter the martial arts, if it weren't for the damage of the three meridians of the foot yin and yang is too much, and there is a sign of weakness, he would have broken through the two levels a long time ago...... Alas......" Yun Kang said earnestly: "As the so-called color word is a knife on the head, the gentle township is full of heroes, and firewood should not be neglected." ”

The fat and bald old face is even redder, the foot three yang meridians are the main bladder, and the feet are three yin meridians are the main kidneys, these two meridians are weak and damaged too much, so don't you understand the meaning?

People say that he is greedy for beauty, which damages the foundation of his body and delays his cultivation breakthrough.

I secretly admired in my heart, as soon as this expert made a move, I knew if there was one, he was indeed a little overindulgent recently, and he had a crooked mind about Yan Ruoxuan just now.

It's just that he didn't expect that the influence of beauty on the cultivation of martial artists would be so strict.

Just now, Yun Kang said that if he hadn't been injured in the meridians, he would have broken through the second level earlier, and he would be a master in the middle stage of the Yellow Order!

What is the concept of the middle stage of the Yellow Order, walking sideways in the family, everyone else has to nod and serve you. The more he thought about it, the more he regretted it, and he was forbidden to secretly scold himself for being a fool.

The Chai family is a family of warriors that has been passed down from generation to generation, and the fat bald is the outer side of the family, and because of the low level of force, it is often despised by other side lines.

When a martial artist reaches the age of forty-five, if he only reaches the entry level, he will not be able to break through to a higher level in this life. Fat and bald are only a year away from reaching their age, and they are usually diligent in their cultivation, and they have used a lot of rare medicinal materials, but they can't break through the Yellow Rank Martial Artists.

He himself has a bit of family and financial resources, and he is also a rich and noble person, so he can't bear to be subservient.

As soon as he thought of lying half-naked on the bed, the contemptuous faces of others appeared in front of him, sneering at him, and the fat bald felt as uncomfortable as fire, and hated himself more and more.

"However, there is a way to save it, but ......" Yun Kang squinted at him, and stopped talking, waiting for the fat bald to take the bait.

Sure enough, the fat bald jumped up excitedly, and said in a trembling voice: "Is there any way, Brother Yun, hurry up, no matter what you ask, I will agree." ”

He felt that his right arm began to go numb, and his left leg kept trembling, it seemed that Yunkang didn't lie to him, and after a little delay, he was completely paralyzed.

The master helped him regulate his breathing, not for nothing, and there must be a corresponding fee. Fat bald was mentally prepared to see how much he could ask for with his lion mouth.

There was a slight awkwardness in my heart, was the song this kid just sang on purpose? Maybe it was to make him go crazy and cheat him for a sum of money.

But now it's useless to think about this, blame yourself for being stupid, people give you a hook, you bite it yourself, who can blame it?

At the moment, I don't care how much money is spent, I can earn it again when the money is gone, and a good body and good connections are not something that can be bought with money.

But after thinking about it, Yunkang is a child of a big family, people want money, and some people take the initiative to send it to the door, and they are greedy for a little money from you. If you can get in touch with the children of the great family, you can steal the fun.

So he quickly figured it out, and couldn't wait for Yun Kang to open his mouth to bid, his eyes were full of hunger and thirst: Brother, quickly say how much you want, give as much as you want.

Yun Kang looked at his face, and smiled, "It's nothing else, Brother Chai just said a word, it's just a vote for the audition......"

The fat bald thought that Yunkang had some big requirements, but it turned out to be just an advertising audition. He exhaled a long breath and slapped the table heavily: "Don't worry, brother, this matter will be done for you." If you want to shoot any advertisement in the future, tell my brother directly. ”

Yunkang has a good appearance and temperament, and he is originally a popular good seedling. The fat bald man just pushed the boat with his hands, and promised to let him be the actor of the advertising film without any pressure.

I even glanced at Yun Kanggao in my heart, he was really a child of a big family, and he didn't mention asking for money at all.

The fat bald heart was faintly uneasy, Yunkang didn't want money, which meant that he didn't bother to make friends with him, which was not good, and the money still had to be sent out.

At this time, Yun Kang said solemnly: "Seeing that Brother Chai's meridians are unstable, ironing and pranayama is useless, so I can only use external forces to open up the second pulse of Rendu and force the airflow." I'll help you add some force, it might hurt a little, you have to hold back. ”

The fat bald man was grateful to him, and hurriedly hugged a fist and said, "It doesn't hurt, I can bear it, it's hard brother." As he spoke, he closed his eyes slightly, waiting for Yunkang to use external force to help him dredge the second vein.

Yun Kang pinched his fingers and made a "click" crisp sound, intending to take the opportunity to beat the fat and bald.

He casually glanced at Yan Ruoxuan, and saw that her big shining eyes were looking at him curiously, so he immediately grinned and squeezed his eyes at her.

Beauty, I'll clean up my fat and bald and help you get revenge.

Yan Ruoxuan immediately understood what he meant, his face turned crimson, and he quickly avoided his gaze, lowered his head deeply, and was no longer embarrassed to look at him.

There was a warm feeling in his heart, it turned out that Yunkang and Mr. Chai were talking nonsense for a long time, in order to help him vent his anger and punish the pervert. She has grown so big, although there are many suitors, but they are all invited to eat and send flowers or something, and no man is as attentive as him.

"He's so nice to me, he can't like me. Yan Ruoxuan muttered to herself, her face was as red as an apple, and her head was about to drop to her chest.

Yun Kang took a deep breath, finished his preparations, and shouted loudly: "The sky thunders on the top, the yin goes to the yang!" jumped up violently and slapped it the fat bald head.

"Smack!" The fat bald head had a sharp pain, and he slapped him, but fortunately, he practiced the iron head skills, and this time he was able to stand up.

"Bang bang!" Several big slaps slapped the bald head in a row, making the top of the fat bald head red and swollen, and it was so hot that it hurt.

At this moment, he deeply suspected that he was tricked by Yunkang, what kind of thunder covered, this kid wanted to beat him. Just as he was about to open his mouth to scold, he heard Yun Kang shouting: "Break through the Yellow Order-"

He didn't care about scolding, the four words "breaking through the yellow order" were more spiritual than the holy decree, and hurriedly guarded the dantian, capturing the faint breath in the vein, if there were really signs of breakthrough, he couldn't be negligent at all.

"Heavenly thunder covers the top!" Yun Kang took the opportunity to slap again, his fat and bald eyes were closed, and he gritted his teeth with a solemn expression and endured it.

Even if Nima slaps his head, Lao Tzu is motionless, and the breakthrough is imminent, whether the carp can jump out of the dragon gate or not, it is all in this shot.

"Break through the Yellow Steps!" one by one the big slaps landed on the front and back of the skull, the fan was endless, Yunkang beat the fat and bald to his heart's content, and squeezed his eyes at Yan Ruoxuan, he was simply happy.

This fat and bald man is quite upright, and he cooperates honestly to make him play more coolly.

Yan Ruoxuan saw that her fat bald head was red and swollen, and she couldn't help but want to laugh.

Yun Kang saw that her face was like a peach blossom, biting her lip and shyly looking like she was smiling, and he felt even more excited.

After slapping more than a dozen palms in a row, the fat and bald brain was about to be shot away, and finally felt that Ren Du's second pulse was opened, a crack bloomed in the dantian, and strands of internal force airflow quickly surged out, instantly rushing through the meridians of the whole body.

"Poof!" There was a slight sound, and a trace of white gas erupted from the Baihui acupoint on top of the fat bald head, breaking through the early stage of the Yellow Order.

"Hahaha, I've broken through, I've broken through! Lao Tzu is finally a Yellow Order Beginner Martial Artist!" The fat bald jumped up excitedly, regardless of the shape of a few red palms printed on his head, and shook hands with Yun Kang again and again: "Brother Yun, I thank you so much, you are my Chai Li's reborn parents." ”

He just wants to declare the world, Lao Tzu has broken through, and he is no longer a weak scum who is bullied by others.

Yun Kang withdrew his hand and said lightly: "Congratulations to my brother for rising to the early stage of the Yellow Order, but you have to pay more attention to the clash of yin and yang, otherwise it will be easy to corrode the meridians." ”

Just now, he fanned his fat and bald head hard, and specially did his hands and feet on several acupuncture points in Shenting, Shangxing, Meichong, and Qucha.

There are 36 fatal death points in the human body, six of which are in the head, one in the front midline of the forehead, two in the middle of the two eyebrows, three in the two suns outside the eyebrows, four in the back of the occipital bone and head, five in the back of the head, and six in the ears.

Yun Kang beat these six fatal acupuncture points once, and he couldn't continue to break through in his life, and stayed in the early stage of the Yellow Order forever.

Moreover, as long as he moves his lustful heart and has signs of indulgence, he will soon block Ren's pulse and cause facial paralysis.

This is a punishment for being fat and bald for coveting beauty, and it will be seen if he dares to entangle Yan Ruoxuan in the future.

The fat bald didn't know anything, he just thought that Yun Kang really helped him, and when he heard the yin and yang clashes, his expression immediately froze, and he asked carefully: "Brother, what should I do then?"

"Quit color!" Yun Kang said lightly. glanced at Yan Ruoxuan slightly, helping her resolve this fat and bald harassment, I don't know how Yan Da Mei thanked him.

Fat bald with a big mouth, his eyes became a little puzzled, the biggest problem in his life is that he is so beautiful, it really makes him quit from now on, and he is very embarrassed.

I couldn't help but mutter, do you still have to quit sex when you practice martial arts? I practice iron head skills, not abstinence.

But seeing that Yunkang's face was stern, it didn't look like a casual joke, so he couldn't help but think deeply.

He had heard that the master of ancient martial arts had cut off all those words in order to concentrate his energy and reach a supreme realm. How is the undefeated in the East invincible in the world, isn't it just that he has been cut to become a peerless venerable.

Yunkang said that it makes sense to quit sex, and people didn't let him cut it, which is already very face-saving. Sure enough, there is a knife on the head of the color word, and now this knife is horizontal on the crotch of the pants, and it depends on whether you have self-control or not.

Suddenly felt that beauties were all disasters, and if there were no beauties in the world, he would have concentrated on practicing a long time ago.

Squinted at Yan Ruoxuan, her face was displeased, and she couldn't help but move her butt to avoid her. Then he looked at her twice, and the more he looked at her, the more hateful she became, and the light fragrance all over her body was a fox that seduced men.

Fat bald rolled her eyes, she was a harmful vixen, and she had to stay away from her in the future.

The three judges looked at the fat and bald like a fool, is the advertising company's Chai Mr. Chai an epileptic patient? Yunkang slapped him more than a dozen times, and he actually thanked him, saying that the young man was his reborn parent.

Alas, the world of the bosses is really hard to understand!

Yang Huai felt that Yunkang was completely out of play, no matter what, it was very rude to beat Mr. Chai's bald head, isn't it. Mr. Chai is older than Yunkang, and his status is there, so young people must always know how to respect the elderly.

But Yunkang was recommended by Yan Ruoxuan, so he wanted to save some face for Xiao Yan. Yang Huai pondered in his heart, it is difficult to say that Mr. Chai's vote is not good, and Gu Dali is the most picky, he definitely can't look down on Yunkang, and it is difficult for him to pass Guò.

Only four votes are qualified, Yang Huai and Yan Ruoxuan vote for him, and Yunkang will still lose the election.

"Let's start voting. Yang Huai held up a sign: "My side is clear." The expression was a little helpless, if Yunkang failed, it would be a pity indeed.

"I also know guò. Yan Ruoxuan immediately raised his card.

Gu Dali breathed a sigh of relief, nodded slightly at them, and also held up a sign: "Tong guò." ”

Yang Huai and Yan Ruoxuan immediately turned their heads and looked at Gu Dali in surprise, it was not easy for Yunkang to make the "Gu Crazy Machine", who had always been picky, look at him.

There is only Mr. Chai's vote left, as long as all four votes are passed, Yunkang will be selected.

"Mr. Chai, you can vote. Yang Huai reminded him to scratch his ears and cheeks, and couldn't help but be fat and bald, hoping that he would calm down, voting is a matter of importance, and he should be cautious.

The fat bald man was still intoxicated with the pleasure of the breakthrough, smiling happily, and couldn't close his mouth with joy: "Tong guò, tong guò, Brother Yun came to shoot an advertisement, how can there be no reason not to pass guò." Raised his hand and picked up the sign on the table with a checkmark, and raised his head: "The hero of the advertisement is Brother Dingyun." ”

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