Chapter 7: A Divine Comedy

"Yunkang, what are you doing in a daze, don't hurry up and perform, there are only three minutes left. Gu Dali, the executive director of shooting, frowned, looked impatient, raised his hand to look at his watch and said.

His first impression of Yunkang was very bad, and the most important thing for a newcomer is to have a correct attitude, be serious and humble, and abide by the rules. Standing crookedly in front of the camera like Yun Kang with his legs crossed, he has a virtuous personality that Gu Dali has never seen.

In his opinion, the artist's style is rich in unique personality, which belongs to the category of artistic aesthetics, not for you to grandstand and wear a cuckold to audition. So he is not very optimistic about Yunkang, and he does not appreciate his second ancestor style, although his appearance is okay, but the potential for mining is very limited.

Yunkang didn't know that Gu Dali was already disgusted with him, so he came back to his senses for a while, and the judges asked him to perform the show, so simply sing a song.

It's simple, but it's not too ordinary. The newcomers who came to audition today, except for him who was pulled from the street by a talent scout, everyone else graduated from an art school, a song and dance academy, and the worst was also a singer in a bar.

For talent shows, he is very self-aware, and he has no way to survive with these professional children.

If you want to win the attention of the judges and impress them, you have to go off the rails and seek alternatives. Yun Kang's eyes aimed at Chai Li's bald head, and he smiled, and suddenly had an idea in his heart.

Fat bald, fat bald, the master wants to sign the 400,000 contract, so let's take you under the knife.

The fat bald didn't know, he didn't even care if Yunkang was a man or a woman, his purple and shiny fat face trembled, ******** stared at Yan Ruoxuan, he was about to drool, and he didn't know that a kid was going to beat him.

Yunkang coughed heavily, concentrating and calming down, his luck dantian, his eyes looked directly at the judges' seat, and he laughed loudly: "I sing a song, please enjoy the comments of the judges." As soon as the thick magnetic voice came out, the judges were quite surprised, this voice was thick and long, with a seductive charm, and seemed to have a strong penetrating power.

Gu Dali nodded secretly, this young man's voice was good, the impression in his heart rose slightly, and he raised his hand to put a check mark on the score column.

Yun Kang pondered for a moment, his eyelids raised, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the judges suddenly felt a breeze and a light cloud, and the aura of ten thousand horses pressed over.

The judges were stunned for a moment, and suddenly Yunkang danced with two long sleeves and sang: "Ah-ah-, I am a true Xianxia, the world of Xianxia, the world of Xianxia, all in my home-"

"Ahh ”

"Ahh ”

"Ahh ”

The style of painting has changed greatly, and the whole audience is suddenly messy.

The singing made Chai Li tremble, and the fat bald man was engrossed in extending an evil black pig hand to Yan Da Beauty, and was suddenly frightened by Yunkang's "fairy roar", and his legs withered with a shake on the spot.

When Yunkang sang the second sentence, he was fat and bald, and was surprised to find that the dantian had resonated, and there was a rich aura faintly surging, as if there were signs of a breakthrough.

"Oh my mother!" he snapped, "this ...... What's going on?" he had been stagnant as a beginner martial artist for more than five years, and he had never found an opportunity to break through, thinking that he could only stay at this level for the rest of his life. But as soon as Yunkang's singing voice came out, the dantian airflow woke up.

This effect is extremely shocking, fat and bald is simply ecstatic, can you break through the yellow rank martial artist by listening to a song, Nima This is the legendary cake falling from the sky, dreaming, right?

The fat bald hurriedly retracted the fat hand that was stretched out to Yan Ruoxuan, and pressed it on his dantian, and sure enough, there was a hidden air current, ready to move with the rhythm of the song.

Lei Ao, who was sitting in the side seat, paid attention to Chai Li's expression, and was happy to see this fat and bald face, and suddenly felt that something was not right.

He straightened up, his eyes looked at Yun Kang vigilantly, and as soon as this kid walked over, he intuitively told him that the real opponent was coming, and it seemed that this was the case. This kid didn't know what crooked trick he had made, so he made the fat bald divert his gaze and stop looking at the beautiful woman, staring at him with a smirk, as if he couldn't wait to ask for luck.

Lei Ao's wariness of Yunkang increased, and he looked at him carefully again, this time he didn't even let go of the details. This kid's style is remarkable, with pink clothes, green hats, sweatpants, skateboard shoes, and a matching match that is not inferior to Paris Fashion Week.

The most amazing thing is that as soon as he opened his mouth to sing, the judges were instantly petrified, Lei Ao was conceited and had a great talent in music, and he couldn't accurately grasp the rhythm of the song.

Lei Ao's heart sank, and a cold sweat broke out faintly on his back, he had to be on guard when he met a master.

"Ah-ah-, I'm a real Xianxia, the demeanor of Xianxia, the charm of Xianxia, all in my home-" Yunkang belongs to the self-absorbed type, he doesn't care how others feel, his sleeves are fluttering, his eyes are slightly closed, and he is extremely engaged in singing.

The three judges on the table had dull eyes and long faces, as if they were all crushed by the singing. After listening to them for a while, their faces changed greatly, their expressions were weird, and their apple muscles were twisted as if they were holding urine, staring directly at Yunkang.

Sister Yang, who has the most seniority, is about to run away, Nima, what kind of dance is this, what kind of song, do you want to discredit Xianxia?

The powerful lethality of the song paralyzed her face, and the fifty-year-old heart and liver could not withstand such a heavy blow. She tried her best to sign Yunkang as the next popular spicy chicken, but Yunkang ......

Yang Huai couldn't help but hold his forehead, and swallowed a mouthful of old blood, why didn't this bear kid be angry, what he sang, it was out of tune, why didn't he go to the sky?

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. Yan Ruoxuan's heart was full of laughter and laughter, but she couldn't make a sound, so that her face was flushed, and tears flowed out.

She didn't expect Yunkang to be so funny, he was really a talent.

Judging from his performance style, this guy has a wide range of plays, even if he can't be an idol star, he can take the comedian route. In the past two years, the super box office has focused on comedy, Yunkang has potential in this area, he must tap it well, it seems that he is right to help him.

Executive Director Gu Dali gasped deeply, and Yunkang's singing voice seemed to be electrified, hitting him, penetrating him, flashing him, and spreading all over his body, making every cold hair he was extremely comfortable.

He stared at Yunkang with a pair of eyes, looking up and down at Yunkang.

In the past ten years, he has been in the wind and rain, read countless people, and have experienced the wonders of various sizes and varieties, all of which are like carp crossing the river, which is unbearable to enter his eyes, but he has never seen such a strange image of the newcomer.

Looking at Yun Kang's extremely calm eyes, his voice fluctuated high and low, not in tone at all, how did he do such a difficult way to sing?

Gudali suddenly had the feeling of being hit by gold bars, not gold bars, but gold mines, a whole mountain of gold mines!

"It's so happy, it's cool!" Gu Dali let out a hissing cry in his heart, if he hadn't paid attention to the occasion, he would have rushed out to hug a princess.

Gu Dali's excitement could not be suppressed, and countless words of praise poured out from the bottom of his heart: "This young man has a personality, a brain, a talent for acting, a proper sense of the camera, and his singing voice has a kind of entanglement unique to postmodern youth, decadent and not degenerate, high-pitched and sad." A dusty diamond is rising into the night sky, becoming the brightest star. I'm optimistic about him, I'm going to dig him up, Moda!"

He became manic, and he was so impressed by Yunkang's performance that he was so excited that his legs cramped, and the knuckles of his fingers holding the pen turned white.

"Ahh

After Yunkang sang the Divine Comedy, the audience was silent.

Two seconds later, Chai Li opened the little mung bean's eyes, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, and asked anxiously: "Why did you stop, keep singing!" He was secretly breathing, wanting to break through the Yellow Rank Martial Artist in one fell swoop, but halfway through the singing, the restless dantian regained his calm, and suddenly made him anxious.

What kind of line is this, it looks like it is about to break through, and it is beaten back to its original shape at once, just like a person who has been hungry for half his life sees a white-flour steamed bun, and is taken away by someone just as he wants to eat it in his mouth, doesn't it cost people to die!

In order to hook up with Yan Da Beauty, Chai Lilai Brokerage Company would change the scene halfway, and an unexpected surprise fell from the sky, and he encountered an opportunity to break through the dantian barrier.

For him, it's like falling in love with an alien beauty, having one is already an adventure, and it is impossible to meet a second time in a lifetime.

The opportunity is in front of him, how can he let go?

"I'm done with the performance, please give the judges a score. Yun Kang squinted and said politely. The fat and bald expression was all in the bottom of his eyes, and he waited for him to enter the trap, pluck and peel the skin, and clean it up.

The song he sang just now seemed to be out of tune, but in fact, it made a kind of tone attack singing tone, vibrating the dantian airflow, in order to attract the attention of the fat bald.

The cultivator uses the power of the dantian to make a sound, and the powerful resonance force is generated to the outside world, and the sound attack is formed.

Sonic is naturally a weapon, and it is ubiquitous, using the short length of sound waves to attack, powerful can destroy the meridians of masters, flatten high-rise buildings, and even cause tsunamis and earthquakes.

Yun Kang's skill immortal technique was sealed, but he didn't forget the method of jì sound attack.

The sound attack he issued just now was specifically aimed at the dantian resonance, and those who have practiced the dantian can detect it, but ordinary people will think that it is a strange out-of-tune song.

At this moment, the little fat and bald eyes came out with eager light, and he looked at Yunkang with a dry mouth. He had been intoxicated with the joy of breaking through the promotion just now, and he had forgotten that this was a newcomer audition show.

"That little brother, you sing the song just now, you sing it again, I'm distracted, and I haven't heard it clearly. The fat bald shook the fat on his face, licked his lips, and smiled at Yun Kang.

The atmosphere was suddenly a little embarrassing, Yan Ruoxuan, who was sitting next to the fat and bald, felt a chill, and Mr. Chai seemed to be a little bit like Yunkang.

Gu Dali raised his hand against his chin, "cough cough" twice, and Yan said: "Five minutes is up, the newcomer's performance has ended, please comment and vote." As he spoke, he held up the sign in his hand.

"Wait a minute, take a 10-minute break, think it through and then vote. Yang Huai hurriedly stopped him and said with a deep forehead.

She was worried that Gu Dali would eliminate Yunkang, so she had to leave a little time to calm her restless mind first, and then make a decision after careful consideration.

She admired Yun Kang very much and thought that he had a great future, but this "Divine Comedy" shocked her too deeply, so she doubted whether her initial judgment was accurate.

The conditions for newcomers are very good, but ...... The style is too messy to grasp.

Yang Huai felt that he was old and couldn't keep up with the rhythm of this group of young people, and if she was allowed to be Yunkang's agent, she would have a myocardial infarction and be hospitalized in two days. Alas, she still wants to enjoy pure happiness for the rest of her life, and she can't let this evil scourge occur.

Turning her head and taking a sneak look at Yan Ruoxuan, let's hand it over to the gold medal beauty agent, after subduing Sun Monkey, she can ascend to heaven herself.

Yang Huai rubbed his temples, leaned close to Yan Ruoxuan's ears, and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Yan, Yunkang was recommended by you, how do you watch his performance?"

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