Wang Yaowu went home in the middle of the night, afraid of being beaten by his father and mother, so he didn't dare to go to the main gate and climb the wall in the backyard, but broke his leg.

At that time, it was miserable, the body was planted sideways, and the nosebleed was spilled on the ground.

I lived in the hospital for half a month, and then I honestly went home to recuperate, and I like to lie on the bed and look at the green gourd vines in the yard. The gourd vine is wild, and I don't know who threw the gourd seeds, and they grew vigorously in the place where he sprinkled his nosebleed, and soon climbed the wall.

In a month or two, before summer, the flowers have already bloomed.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hey, seven flowers on a vine, this is my gourd baby!" Wang Yaowu thought bitterly.

Another month later.

His leg injury has been healed, perhaps he is young, and his broken leg has left no disability and sequelae, and he can be alive and kicking around again. On this day, in the small courtyard, a family of three ate around a small square table.

Mother Xu Ping habitually talked about the gossip of the Li family of the Zhang family: "Have you heard of the old man, the old dog of the Li Datou family in our village has become a sperm!"

"Just his big black dog that's half bald?"

"That's it, I heard that the night before yesterday, Li Datou came back from drinking, and passed by the triangle at the entrance of the village, and there was a three-meter-high black shadow chasing him. Frightened, he ran back to the door of the house in sweat, and the black shadow chased him to the door, and then his old dog broke the chain at once, and rushed up to bite the black shadow. ”

"Who are you listening to this story, and a three-meter-tall black shadow!"

"This is what Li Datou said to someone personally!"

"Mom, if you want me to say, this must be Li Datou drunk and hallucinating. As an atheist, Wang Yaowu believes in science and opposes superstition.

Xu Ping said unhappily: "How can it be an illusion, you don't know, what the old dog bit to death that night! It's a big python, so thick, so long!" She put down the dishes and chopsticks, stretched out her hand and gestured, the length was not drawn, but the thickness was at least as thick as the mouth of the bowl.

"How can there be a python on our side. ”

"Maybe it came from somewhere. ”

"What about the body of the python, who saw it?"

"No, someone came from above, and the python was pulled away in the middle of the night. ”

Wang Yongjun is relatively old, his hair is half white, and he shook his head after hearing this: "I have lived for fifty or sixty years, and I have never seen a python at the door of my house. ”

"Don't believe it, pull it down. Xu Ping probably also felt that there was a flaw, so she didn't say anything more.

On the contrary, Wang Yaowu suddenly became interested, and finished the rice in the bowl in a few bites: "Father and mother, I'll go to Li Datou's house to see if his old dog has become a sperm." ”

……

Li Datou's house is not far away.

When Wang Yaowu passed, there was still a group of people inside, gathered together and chatted loudly, and the topic of the conversation turned out to be the big black dog, with Li Datou as the center, describing the story of the black dog vs. the python spirit.

After listening to it for a while, he felt that it was "my dog bit the python to death", "the python was bitten to death by my dog", "the python became a sperm", "my dog became a sperm", "my dog is more refined than a python". Nothing new, too lazy to mix, straight to the kennel.

The kennel is right next to the gate.

"Brother Dawu, you also came to see my family's big black?" A half-grown boy suddenly shouted at Wang Yaowu, he is the son of Li Datou, and his real name doesn't know what it's called, anyway, they all call him Li Xiaotou.

"Where's your big black?"

"Da Hei is in the house, it doesn't live in the kennel anymore, and now my dad offers it like a bodhisattva. Eat better than all of us, don't pay much attention to people, not as fun as before. Brother Wu, I'll take you over. ”

Soon Wang Yaowu saw the big black dog.

He was half-lying on a broken sofa in the courtyard, lazily basking in the sun. If it was before, someone I knew came over, it would definitely wag its tail and stick to it, but now the old god is lying there, without any intention of moving. It's obviously an old dirt dog with half of his body hair, but he looks like he's worth tens of thousands.

Seeing Wang Yaowu staring at it, a pair of its dog eyes skimmed over, and quickly moved away, ignoring it.

"Li Xiaotou, just it, really bit a big python with a thick bowl mouth?" Wang Yaowu wondered, this old dog's temperament became too fast, I remember that I passed by on crutches half a month ago, and its tail was wagging vigorously.

Li Xiaotou was also puzzled: "I really don't know, I just came home from vacation yesterday and didn't see the python." They all listened to what my dad said, saying that the python could stand up and chase him like a three-meter-tall black shadow. also said that the python has also become a sperm, but it can't fight my family's big black. ”

"The body of the python was pulled away by the government?"

"Hmm. ”

"Then why wasn't Da Hei taken away?" If the python really became a sperm and was taken away by the government for experiments, there is no reason to let go of the dog spirit who turned the snake into a lean.

So it's mostly Li Datou's drunken hallucination, but it's also strange, this old dog is beating snakes with sticks, and he really thinks of himself as a dog.

……

The matter of the old dog becoming a fine was on fire for three or five days, and there was no strong evidence, and it was quickly forgotten. But soon, another incident brought the village back to life.

This time it's the big in the women's director's house that has become sperm, and it doesn't stay in the cage and flies in the sky all day long!

As we all know, even if a chicken jumps up and fans its feathers, it can fly a few meters away. But like this big rooster in the women's director's house, flying into the sky, is definitely an outlier among the chickens.

But before Wang Yaowu ran to see the big rooster that could fly, the big rooster of the women's director's house ran away and flew away and never came back.

And then, everybody said, it was a pheasant!

"Wang Caihua likes to do things that are out of tune, and I don't know where to get a pheasant, so she is pretending to be a ghost, saying that her big can fly! She is not qualified at all to be the director of this woman!" Xu Ping expressed disdain for this, and extended the topic to a criticism of Wang Caihua's personal ability.

A few years earlier, Xu Ping also wanted to be the women's director, but lost to Wang Caihua, whose cousin was the deputy secretary of the town.

……

The black dog bites the python to death, and the big rooster can fly, two rare things in a row.

Wang Yaowu understands that the people in the village are idle and boring pranks, but recently the circle of friends has also set off a prank, and many people have posted videos with very eye-catching titles, and then without waiting to click on it, they found that it had been deleted in seconds.

Like "Am I going to send it, there is green smoke on my grave", "Scared to pee! Uncle who has been dead for two days suddenly slapped the coffin", "Someone was scared to death when he encountered a ghost", "Lao Niu spoke", "I met Wong Tai Sin, sitting on my sofa and watching TV".

"Alas, the current marketing account can be used in any trick in order to attract attention. Wang Yaowu put down his mobile phone, feeling that he couldn't waste any longer, no matter how the marketing account made up stories, at least everyone else was desperately trying to make money or cheat money.

I graduated from junior college for a year, but I couldn't find a job well, and I broke my leg.

Life is too decadent.

"Gotta cheer up!"

Just when he was encouraging himself, he suddenly found that there were a few different colors on the gourd vine outside the window.