Chapter 2 The gourd falls to the ground, white fat boy

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven gourds of different sizes, hanging on the gourd vine against the wall.

A family of three stood in the corner of the wall, sighing and amazed.

"Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, obedient, terrible, this is going to be a big deal!" Wang Yongjun is almost sixty years old and has seen a lot, but he has never seen a colorful gourd in his life.

In addition to the well-known "Gourd Brothers", which gourd vine can bear such fruit.

"It's so beautiful, there are red, yellow, and purple, how can you produce such a beautiful melon. Xu Ping couldn't put down the seven melons on the gourd vine, "I'll go find someone to come over and let them take a look at how my gourd grows like this." ”

Wang Yaowu hurriedly stopped: "Mom, don't worry!"

"What's wrong?"

"Li's big head is showing, the python is taken in by the government, the women's director is showing, and her big is flying. Once our gourd vine is exposed, it may be shoveled tomorrow. When the fruit is ripe, see how it goes. Wang Yaowu was a little surprised in his heart.

He instinctively told himself that this gourd vine had something to do with him.

Because, the place where the gourd vine grows is the place where he broke his leg and had a nosebleed, which is equivalent to absorbing his blood to grow.

Originally, he didn't believe in evil, even though he felt a lot more evil recently.

But the seven melons on the gourd vine have seven colors, which is completely unscientific. had to let him waver, so as to link the social environment during this period of time - there were dog spirits, snake spirits, chicken spirits in the village, videos deleted in seconds from the circle of friends, and there were evil incidents such as green smoke from the ancestral tomb, the old man defrauding the corpse, the cow spirit talking, Wong Tai Sin watching TV, etc.

Just as his son Wang Yongjun sighed: "This is going to be a big thing!"

Obviously, Wang Yongjun also noticed the abnormality, and he followed to dissuade him: "Don't look for someone, let's plant this gourd first, and then see the situation." ”

Seeing that both father and son said this, Xu Ping also became suspicious: "Old man, Xiao Wu, do you think that the gourd vine has also become a refinement?"

"It's possible. ”

"What if a youkai pops up!"

"Mom, even if you jump out of the monster, you are also a good monster to help our family, the gourd vine is domestic, and it has absorbed my blood, just like the old dog of Li Datou's family, who will take care of the family. ”

At the mention of Li Datou's old dog, Xu Ping suddenly relaxed.

Obviously, this monster is also good and bad.

"Then our family should take good care of the gourd, don't forget to water and fertilize frequently, and let the monsters inside feel the enthusiasm of our family. ”

Things are a bit ridiculous, but Wang Yaowu really takes care of the gourd vine more delicately.

There was also a ring of wooden planks outside to prevent anyone from entering the yard and seeing this unusual gourd vine. In short, this gourd vine made his family nervous for several days, but gradually found that in addition to growing up, the seven-colored gourd on it seemed to have nothing special.

Gradually, I became less nervous.

Even Wang Yongjun was very dissatisfied with Wang Yaowu's pondering gourd vines all day long: "You are already a big boss, do you want to find a job in the city? If you want to go, find your second uncle and ask him to find you a factory to work in the city." ”

Wang Yaowu took a bite of rice, a little upset: "I don't need you to worry about it, I know it myself!"

Working in the factory?

He doesn't want to, he is controlled by others, and he doesn't even have a little freedom.

But what can you do if you don't go to work in the factory, college graduates, you can't find a good job if you want to. I always feel that I am talented in my heart, and my monthly salary is not more than 10,000 yuan, which is Qu Cai. On the one hand, he is arrogant, and on the other hand, he is good at nothing, which makes him entangled.

Even the king pesticide is not as sharp as before, it is always not up to retreat, it is time to open a group to go to the jungle, and the jungler also comes to the tower from time to time to send people to the head.

The ranking is down and down.

"Falling from Diamond 4 to Platinum 1, ten consecutive kneeling, what a broken phone, stuck!" was so angry that Wang Yaowu wanted to smash Xiaomi, who likes fever.

Whether it is a mobile phone card or a collapse of mentality, the benevolent will see the benevolent and the wise will see the wise.

Just when he won the MVP in the eleventh game, but he was still powerless to stop the stolen crystal, and was about to find a hammer to smash the phone. Suddenly, he heard a clattering sound from the yard, and when he looked up, the largest red gourd on the gourd vine fell to the ground.

"My gourds are all cooked!"

He struggled to distract himself from his phone, intending to pick up the gourd, which was probably a big treasure.

But as soon as he walked to the edge of the gourd vine, he saw the red gourd lying on the ground, and suddenly he stood up.

And then it spun in place, and it kept getting bigger.

Frightened, Wang Yaowu hurriedly shouted at the hall: "Father and mother, something is wrong, the gourd has become a refinement!"

The old couple who were picking up vegetables hurriedly ran out, so in the surprised eyes of a family of three, the red gourd that was already thigh-high stopped turning, and a childish "heha" sounded inside, and then it exploded with a bang, shattered into pieces, and a white fat boy just jumped out of the gourd.

fell to the ground, somersaulted three times in a row, and jumped in front of Wang Yaowu, who was almost paralyzed.

opened his white and tender short arms, and stretched out his hand to Wang Yaowu to hug him, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a tiger head and a tiger brain, and a small red gourd and two green leaves on his head.

Brittle Sheng still shouted with milk: "Dad, Dad, I'm out! Hehehaha, I'm suffocated in it, it's okay now!"

"Huh?" Wang Yaowu almost didn't drop his jaw.

Wang Yongjun, who was touching the stick and preparing to deal with the monster, suddenly couldn't fall with the stick in his hand. Looking at the white fat boy, the more he looked at it, the more he felt good-looking, and turned his head to stare at Wang Yaowu: "You ...... What iniquity you have made?"

"Poof!"

Wang Yaowu was impressed by his father's brain, pointed at the white fat boy and said, "Mom and Dad, this is a gourd baby, a monster and a monster!"

The white fat boy hugged Wang Yaowu's trousers, a three-year-old child with a bare butt, and shouted: "Dad, I'm not a monster, I'm your son!"

Then he called "grandpa" to Wang Yongjun with a very sweet mouth, and "grandma" to Xu Ping.

This grandparents suddenly melted the hearts of the old couple, and they couldn't care about any monsters or monsters anymore. really regarded the white fat boy as his own little grandson, and circled around. The more I look at it, the more I like it, this white fat boy is too beautiful, three-year-old Xiao Zhengtai, cute to death.

Wang Yongjun threw away the stick and asked kindly, "Aren't you really a monster?"

The white fat boy nodded: "I'm not a monster, I'm my father's son!"

Wang Yaowu was no longer nervous from being frightened before, and smiled awkwardly: "You still call me brother, I'm not married yet, and it's hard to find a partner for multiple oil bottles." ”

"I don't, you're my dad. ”

"Call brother. ”

"Dad!"

Xu Ping pushed Wang Yaowu away and asked in a low voice: "That, grandma asked you, gourd baby, ...... Cannibalism?"

"I'm going to eat vegetables, I'm going to eat fruits. ”

"Okay, grandma, bring you fruits! Dinner at night, and then make you a lot of vegetables to eat!"