Chapter 240: My World, You Don't Understand!
When the hippopotamus returned to the water, the Chen Hu on the shrub was covered with yellow-green hippopotamus dung, which is the legendary poop, which is composed of aquatic plants and other plants, in addition to the smell, there is also a unique fragrance of plants. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Chen Hu rolled his eyes on the spot, and then fell from the tree, making a dull sound, Isabel saw this, quickly got out of the car to check, and then pinched his nose and came to Chen Hu's front and back, but found this guy...... This guy covered in feces actually cried!
"Chen, are you alright?" Isabel asked.
This time, Chen Hu did not pass out, but it was even more miserable, although he was uninjured, but he was directly abused and cried by the hippopotamus's fart.
If you fart, you can collapse and fly? I can't live this day!
At this moment, Chen Hu, who was lying on the grass, gradually shed a tear from the corner of his eye, and after hearing Isabel's words, he couldn't help but say:
"Don't talk, I want to be quiet. β
Isabel was stunned for a moment, then forced back a smile and nodded, she didn't say that Chen Hu was naΓ―ve this time, but changed her opinion on this guy.
Just now, Chen Hu stayed alone in the tree and let her run away first, which looked very manly, even if this guy was still swearing at that time, Isabel suddenly found that the character of the Asian man in front of her was still good.
However, Isha didn't know that Chen Hu had already planned in her heart, and sooner or later he would fall in love with her.
But I saw that Chen Hu, who was covered in feces, was lying on the grass looking at the blue sky and white clouds in the sky, obviously doubting life, but the barrage in the betta live broadcast room was about to explode!
"Hanhai Deep Space: Damn! Tiger Master was abused and cried by that fart?"
"Everything will be downlooked: don't be sad for the anchor, as long as your life is still there, Daqin can take it back at any time!"
"Master Void: When the hippopotamus farts, it will actually collapse and soar...... Express sympathy for the plight of the tiger master. β
"Eat noodles on a rainy day: Men don't cry, stand up and continue to masturbate!"
"Mo Tear Xuan: Stand up and masturbate +1"
"Station masturbation +10086"
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In the countless barrages, Chen Hu slowly got up from the ground, although he was dirty, but the tourists gave him strength, no matter what, the man had to stand and masturbate!
Subsequently, Chen Hu asked Isabel to wait a little, ran to a waterfront by himself, jumped in directly and cleaned it, who let there be a Nile crocodile in the water, but Chen Hu, who was covered with hippopotamus feces, would not be attacked.
Ten minutes later, Chen Hu returned to the shore, all the feces on his body were clear, he only felt comfortable, and randomly returned to the off-road vehicle.
"Chen, are you alright?"
Hearing this, Chen Hu shook his head and smiled:
"It's fine, just took a shower. β
Isabel looked at Chen Hu carefully, and saw that this guy was really fine, so she nodded and said:
"Alright, let's return to camp, that's all for today. β
Then, the off-road vehicle started again and drove in the direction of the camp, while Chen Hu sat in the passenger cab and watched the scenery outside retreat rapidly.
This dog-day hippopotamus!
Chen Hu pulled the corners of his mouth, although he was collapsed by feces, he was not in danger, which was already a great luck, and such an experience, I am afraid that outsiders would not say that they had seen it, or they had never heard of it.
More than an hour later, the off-road vehicle returned to the baobab tree, and when the door opened, Hubi and Pingtou immediately jumped out of the car, quacking and screaming to eat, while Chen Hu took the corpses of the two-headed horned antelope to dispose of it.
The size of the spiral antelope is huge, the two ends add up to nearly 500 catties, and it took Chen Hu a lot of time to finish processing the meat, removing the head and unpalatable internal organs, and still has more than 400 catties.
Chen Hu went back and forth three times before transporting all the cut meat, including the sheepskin, back to the hollow of the tree, and then began to make lunch, which was sure to eat the freshest mutton.
Soon after, a strong leg of mutton was roasted on the fire, and Chen Hu took the time to sharpen three small wooden sticks with a dagger, and then secretly took out four sheep draft pills and two slender sheep whips from the tortoise shell.
After all of them were strung on small wooden sticks, they immediately reached into the fire and began to smoke, although the process was sneaky, but it could not escape Isabel's eyes.
"What are you baking?" said Isa, curious.
Hearing the inquiry, Chen Hu also let go, after all, she was a foreign girl, so she didn't bother to hide it, so she smiled:
"That's a good thing, you're a zoologist, don't you know?"
As he spoke, Chen Hu put the three skewers in front of Isha's eyes and shook them, and the latter's face changed instantly after seeing the four round sheep draft pills and two sheep whips on them.
"Disgusting!"
Isabel scolded and immediately turned her head, Chen Hu couldn't help but smile when he saw this:
"My world, you don't understand!"
How can she understand something like this? And the male tourists in the live broadcast room are collectively excited! This kind of ingredient with aphrodisiac and kidney tonic effects is not too much!
After Chen Hu grilled the skewers, Hu Bi and Sister Pingtou wanted to come up and grab them, but Chen Hu quickly wiped out the three skewers.
[Drop!~ The host eats the best sheep whip and sheep pickaxe pills, and the stamina +1 (repeated consumption has no effect)]
Chen Hu was depressed, originally thinking that it was to increase his physique, but it turned out to be endurance +1, although he was a little depressed, but it could only be like this.
At least the attributes have been improved, and the endurance, isn't it the same as lasting? Isn't that right? Chen Hu smiled, while the tourists in the live broadcast room sent out barrages one after another, asking what the sheep whip and the sheep draft pill tasted like.
What does it taste like? Two words, thief incense!
An hour later, after Chen Hu, Isabel and the two little ones finished lunch, they began to rest in the tree hole, but in the afternoon, they didn't plan to go out, and Isha was going to use it to sort out the materials and plan the topics that needed to be studied later.
Chen Hu fixed the two sheepskins of the whirlhorn antelope on a tripod and took them outside to be exposed to the sun, and at the same time folded the warthog skins that had been dried yesterday, and he currently has two warthog skins, one impala skin, and two whirlhorn antelope skins that he had just arrived.
Almost tomorrow, you can make a large bed of animal skins, and then ...... Chen Hu glanced at Isabelle, who was boiling hot water to make coffee, and let you be arrogant for another day, when the time comes...... See if you dare to call me!
Obviously, Chen Hu, who is going to make a big bed, is determined to pounce on this foreign girl, just to avenge the previous three electric revenge! Only in this way can Isabel understand the power of Chinese men!
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