Isabel asked with a frown after twisting the car keys and re-igniting the buggy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"What are you laughing at?"

A trace of embarrassment appeared on Chen Hu's face, and he said casually:

"Nothing. ”

Hearing this, Isha shrugged her shoulders, and then drove the off-road vehicle again, heading towards the river not far away, but the tourists in the live broadcast room were inexplicably excited!

"Hidden Sword: Let's interpret it, the smile of the tiger master before!"

"Niu Phoenix: The smile of the mystery? Do you still need to interpret this? Picking up two antelopes for nothing, of course I'm happy!"

"Old driver: The upstairs Too young, too simple Tucson is broken, and the old driver tells you that things are definitely not as simple as you think. ”

"Hey, I like excitement: those two horned antelopes are both 'males', do males understand?"

"You speak very gay: hehe, isn't that a sheep whip and a sheep manuscript pill?"

"It's okay to say a few words: it's awesome! Oh my God, hahaha! At noon, the tiger master has taken it orally!"

"A Mad Rabbit: 233"

……

Chen Hu's eyes lit up, just thinking about the sheepskin, he almost forgot about this stubble, I have to say that the barrage of tourists reminded him of the wake-up, and Chen Hu laughed again.

Isabel, who was driving an off-road vehicle, saw the guy next to her smile again, and couldn't help frowning:

"Neurotic!"

Chen Hu pursed his lips, and could only say, Brother's world is too profound, you know a fart! Then there was nothing to say all the way, and it didn't take long for the off-road vehicle to reach the river bank, but Isabel did not stop, but continued to drive along the river, looking at the river bank from time to time, as if looking for some animal.

Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help asking:

"What the hell are you looking for? It can't be a crocodile, right?"

Hearing this, Isabel shook her head and said:

"It's not a crocodile, the animal I'm looking for is a hippopotamus. ”

I knew that this girl would definitely not have anything good when she came to the river, Chen Hu was powerless to complain, whether it was a crocodile or a hippopotamus, it was a very ferocious animal, and there was a record of killing humans.

I have to say that Isabelle's courage is really big enough, Chen Hu couldn't help but ask:

"You don't think you're safe to get close to a hippopotamus, do you?"

Isabel gave a blank look, then said:

"Of course I knew that hippos were very dangerous and would attack any animal that invaded their territory, so I just wanted to find a place where hippos hang out and set up a couple of biocameras. ”

Hearing this, Chen Hu breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't contact the hippopotamus head-on, otherwise it would not be fun to be targeted by that kind of big guy.

It didn't take long for Isabel to stop the buggy when she saw several hippos on the water, and then took out five biological cameras from the toolbox, which were basically square, the size of bricks, but green in appearance for easy concealment.

Seeing this, Chen Hu immediately stepped forward to help take it, and after getting out of the car, the two came to a tree, and at Isa's signal, they used the bandage on the camera to tie it to the trunk of the tree on the river bank, and the camera happened to be at the water's edge.

This kind of biological camera, with infrared function, will automatically capture when an animal appears in the lens, take pictures and videos at the same time, and work both day and night, as long as the battery is replaced regularly.

If a party of sophistication jumps out and says that this kind of thing is too high-tech, right? Is there really such a thing in reality? Don't ask such a question, otherwise people will laugh off their big teeth.

In fact, biological cameras existed twenty or thirty years ago, and even imitated all kinds of animals, and there were simulated cameras, so it was useful to read a little more books.

Isn't it too cruel not to give others a chance to pretend to be forced?

Chen Hu decided in his heart that in the future, during the live broadcast, he should make more small mistakes, so that the tourists have something to complain about, otherwise, how can they pretend to be forced?

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After the first biological camera was installed, the two got back into the car and continued along the river, and whenever they found a hippopotamus on the water, Isabel chose a suitable place for Chen Hu to install the photographic equipment.

In just over half an hour, four biological cameras were installed, but when the fifth camera was installed, an accident happened.

However, Chen Hu climbed onto a shrub close to the water's bank, clamped the trunk of the tree with his thighs, and prepared to tie the bio-camera to a branch, but the angle of the camera was facing the river.

But Chen Hu suddenly found through the reflection of the lens that a hippopotamus on the shore of the water rushed straight over, and immediately his face changed, and he immediately turned around and shouted to Isabel:

"There's a hippo coming ashore, you hurry back to the car!"

When Isabel heard this, she looked back and saw that an adult hippopotamus had already landed on the shore, her face turned pale with fright, and after taking a few steps back, she looked at Chen Hu and hurriedly said:

"Hurry down and come with me!"

Seeing this, Chen Hu scolded:

"Stinky, don't worry about Lao Tzu, you hurry up!"

Sure enough, after Isabel heard it, she was not angry, and knew that Chen Hu wanted to tie up the camera, so she didn't dare to delay any longer, and immediately returned to the car, shouting at the same time:

"You don't come down from a tree until the hippo leaves. ”

Chen Hu tugged at the corners of his mouth, and then continued to tie the camera to the branch, but the hippopotamus came to the bottom of the tree, and when he saw Chen Hu on the tree, he immediately opened his big mouth of terror.

The four yellowed fangs were as thick as a human forearm, but the big mouth on the surface of the river was 120 degrees open, and the cliff could swallow Chen Hu in one bite.

The black-and-red hippopotamus under the tree instantly scared countless tourists in the live broadcast room! All kinds of frightened barrages emerged in an endless stream and rolled rapidly.

Chen Hu didn't pay attention, after strapping the photographic equipment, he turned around and saw the hippopotamus with his mouth open, a trace of disdain appeared at the corner of his mouth, and his mouth was big and useful?

Although the hippopotamus is large enough, it is far from being comparable to an elephant, so it is impossible to put down a bush, even if this guy wants to consume it with Chen Hu.

This amphibious animal can't immediately supply water for too long, so Chen Hu didn't worry at all, and then whistled in the tree and waited.

Seeing that he couldn't attack the target, the hippopotamus was immediately furious when he heard the whistle, and then made a move that shocked Chen Hu, only to see that the hippopotamus turned around and pointed his butt at Chen Hu on the tree.

Why do you want to learn like an elephant and slap a tree with your ass? Isn't that funny?

Chen Hu smiled, but Isabel on the off-road vehicle suddenly heard something, and then waved his hands one after another to signal Chen Hu to be careful.

However, even though she reminded her, Chen Hu still didn't care, so she ...... Next, he tragedy!

I saw that the adult hippopotamus aimed at Chen Hu with his buttocks, and then wagged his short tail and let out a long loud fart!

Burst!~~~~~~

Anyway, it's not a matter of one or two seconds, but tens of seconds, but just the power of the fart, can it shake Chen Hu off the tree?

Millions of tourists in the two live broadcast platforms all opened their eyes wide at the moment, only to see that after the hippo farted, the chrysanthemum seemed to open the shower head, and countless small yellow-green water droplets, mixed with green poop, that is, feces, split their heads and covered their faces, and sprayed at the shrubs.

Showing a perfect scattered shape, Chen Hu was suddenly pounced on by the hippopotamus's feces, and the whole person was petrified in an instant, and the tourists in the live broadcast were all stunned.

After dozens of seconds, the hippopotamus stopped farting, then kicked on the ground with his two hind legs, and then swaggered towards the water's edge.

And the shrubs, including Chen Hu on the tree, all turned yellow-green! The weakness was not the trunk of the tree, or Chen Hu's clothes and face, almost all of them were hippopotamus dung.

Rumble!

In an instant, Nima exploded in the live broadcast room!

Hippopotamus fart, collapse out of the fly?

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