"Whose broken thing is this, hurry up and take it back!" The young man was really angry, and shouted loudly, Xiang Ling was furious, and rushed out.

"Xiangling ......" Wang Jie hurriedly chased after him.

"The parrot is mine, why do you want to fight...... Xiang Ling stepped a few steps onto the stage, and as soon as he waved, the parrot flew over, landed on her shoulder, tilted his head and pecked her long hair, "Master master, bully stupid, stupid is very angry, the consequences are very serious!"

"Cut!" The young man saw that it was a very beautiful girl who came to the stage, and his mouth pouted, "What a broken parrot, don't you know a few idioms, what's so strange!"

"If you say that, this girl will be on a par with you!" Xiang Ling shook his hand and threw a stainless steel chopstick on the ground, "Come, do you dare to ask your parrot to try this?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, but with so many pairs of eyes staring, he couldn't do it even if he wanted to, so he simply gritted his teeth and muttered to his gray parrot, "Gray ash, go pick up the chopsticks and bend them, there is a reward!"

The gray parrot seemed to understand him, flapped its wings and landed on the ground, its head pecked at the stainless steel chopsticks one by one, and flew back to his wrist, quacking twice, not knowing what the master wanted him to do with the chopsticks.

"Stupid, go!" Xiang Ling sneered, such a stupid bird dared to bring it out and be embarrassed!

Nodding his head vigorously, he fell on the carpet, pecked his mouth and fiddled with the chopsticks twice, a pair of black jewel-like eyes turned around with bones, and suddenly raised one foot and pressed the small head of the chopsticks!

"This parrot is really smart!" The layman looked at the excitement, and the insider looked at the doorway, and the old pedant immediately saw that this parrot had an IQ, and the IQ was not low.

The macaw's powerful beak bit the other end of the chopsticks, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, the stainless steel chopsticks were broken in two!

With a blank mouth, the chopsticks folded in half fell on the red carpet and glittered in the light.

It didn't seem to be enough to be stunned, so he simply jumped on the table, pointed the sharp beak tip at the glulam tabletop, and pecked down!

The glulam tabletop, which was one centimeter thick, was immediately pecked out of a round hole, and the host covered his mouth in surprise, and his eyes were full of twinkling little stars!

What a parrot, I wish there was such one!

"Stupid and angry, hum!" the parrot raised its paws, spread its wings, and made a demonstrative gesture at the gray parrot, and flew back to Xiang Ling's shoulder.

"Do you still want to compete?" Xiang Ling touched the parrot's head and looked at the young man with a sneer.

"You, you have a kind!" the young man turned red with anger, and raised his hand to give the gray parrot a slap, which quacked and squatted, and pecked him the back of the head.

The young man hurriedly hugged his head and ran away, causing everyone to laugh.

"This beauty, since your parrot is so powerful, why don't you let it put on a show for us!" the host stepped forward, tentatively trying to touch the beautiful blue feathers of the daze.

Xiang Ling smiled and held her hand and placed it on top of the parrot's head.

"Wow, it's really good!" The host finally got her wish and touched the parrot's blue coat, she was so surprised, she lowered her voice and begged Xiang Ling, can you leave later after the meeting, I want to take a photo with the parrot and let my daughter see it too......

"Okay!" Xiang Ling nodded with a smile and agreed to her little request.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the wonderful performance brought to us by this beautiful and intelligent macaw!"

Xiang Lingchong, who was standing behind Wang Jie, blinked, and the two got off the stage and returned to their seats, leaving only the macaw on the stage.

In the face of so many people, he was not stage frightened, he opened his wings and trembled, and suddenly said: "The weather is so hot, let's tell everyone a cold joke and cool down!"

The sentence came out immediately, and the laughter was loud, and everyone applauded.

"Where do you live?" someone asked deliberately aloud.

Dumb tilted his head and glanced at the man, raised his paw and scratched his feathers, "Dumb is in a pet store, there are a lot of small animals at home, Dumb likes the hostess the most, the hostess is beautiful......"

Following the parrot's gaze, the eyes of all the guests at the scene looked in the direction of Xiang Ling, and Xiang Ling was so ashamed that he covered his face with both hands, hate, bad parrot, praise me in front of so many people, people are embarrassed!

"What about the male master of your family? Do the two of them usually make love and carry you behind your back?" asked a well-deed person deliberately, and many people laughed when they heard this topic.

"Hmph!" When he mentioned this topic, he was a little angry, shook his wings, raised his paws and looked at the table rhythmically, and knocked a few times before he spoke, "The male owner is a bad guy, always sticking to the hostess, kissing and hugging, and he is ashamed to look at it......"

Wang Jie couldn't wait to dig a hole in the Luoyang shovel and get into it.

This stupid parrot, how can you say everything!

Tang Jinyu, who was sitting in the VIP seat, coughed inadvertently, and her face was a little ugly.

Xiang Ling supported his cheek with one hand, listened to the parrot's nonsense with a smile on his face, and hugged him.

"There is a small garden at home, but it is beautiful......" In the face of so many people's questions, the stupid chatter attribute exploded, and he couldn't stop the car when he started, "There is a nasty starling in the tree, who quacks every day and always goes to the kitchen to steal things to eat...... Fortunately, there is an uncle dog watching at the door, and the starling can't get in......"

"Dumb, do your masters usually teach you a lesson?Who did you learn from, and why did you learn it so well......" The host waved his hand at the guests, signaling everyone to be quiet, and turned to ask the parrot.

"The owner is a bad guy, grab the stupid walnuts and eat ......" As soon as he thought of this, the parrot was very angry, "If you are stupid, you learned it from the TV, and there is a little flower cat who can watch TV at home, which is your majesty ...... cat."

"Cat, can you watch TV?" everyone was startled again, and their eyes turned to the little flower cat that Tang Jinyu was holding in her arms and was sleeping.

"Meow!" Seeing the eyes of many adoring eyes, the little flower cat screamed coldly, curled up into a ball, leaned her head on Tang Jinyu's arm, and made a purring sound.

"Dumb, what else can you do besides talking and breaking chopsticks, show us it!" The host rolled his eyes and gave Dumb a problem.

When the parrot heard this question, he lowered his head in shame and thought for a long time, and finally raised his head, "It's stupid, and the only thing left to eat is ......"

"I have walnuts here!" Immediately a good deed person threw up a bag of walnuts, the host smiled and opened the plastic bag, took out one and put it in the palm of his hand, "Please parrot give us a show, okay?"

"Good!" The scene was like thunder, and the atmosphere instantly pushed to the top.

Stunned but not twisted, lowered his head, pecked like lightning, and put the walnut in his mouth, and with a hard upper and lower beak, he heard a crisp click, and the walnut was split in two, and the outer skin fell off, revealing the flesh inside.

The parrot's dexterous tongue curled out the flesh, swallowed it, spit out the shell, spread its wings at the audience, and saluted on one leg, "Dumb, dumb, ugly!"

"Brother Jie, did you teach all this?" asked Xiang Ling with a smile.

"Actually, he learned it all by watching TV, and I just guided it a little bit. Wang Jie said very modestly, Xiang Ling smiled narrowly, "The parrot said that you are always dishonest, kissing and hugging, is it true?"

Wang Jie's face flushed, but Xiang Ling giggled, raised his hand and scratched his nose, "Blush......!

The stupid acting talent was completely stimulated, and he talked endlessly on stage, the host looked at the time, and there were still a lot of small animals below that did not appear!

"Please raise your hand and vote for the parrot's performance!" the host exclaimed.

Dumb tilted his head to look at the people in the audience, and suddenly said, "Please vote for Dumb, if you don't choose Dumb, Dumb will turn you all into Dumb!"

After the parrot finished speaking, he raised his paw and grabbed it in mid-air, and everyone laughed.