The competition process of this group is simpler, in view of the wide variety of pets, can not be quantified, so the organizing committee stipulates that only one competition, all pets for talent show, according to the guests' voting scores to determine the final result.

First up is a guinea pig, a palm-sized yellow and white guinea pig pushing a miniature trolley with a variety of delicate cups and bowls, and the guinea pig squeaks happily while pushing, like a snack vendor on a train.

"Melon seeds, ham sausages, instant noodles, grilled fish fillets, ......" Xiang Ling couldn't help but muttered when he saw the little guinea pig coming on stage.

"Borrow ......the leg to collect it," Wang Jie added with a smile, and Xiang Ling patted him lightly and smiled.

The little guinea pig's performance was very hard, and the car was pushed to fly, and everyone laughed and clapped their hands.

A score of 73% was given to the guinea pig on the spot.

Next up is a gray miniature lop-eared rabbit with a radish in its mouth, clattering and gnawing.

"Brother Jie, I'm hungry." As soon as Xiang Ling saw the rabbit eating, he remembered that Wang Jie had said that the meal had not been served until now, swallowed his saliva, shook his arm, looked at him pitifully with big eyes, and begged.

"I'll go buy something delicious when the game is over." Wang Jie was also a little puzzled, why did he just watch the game and not provide food, but he didn't expect that the old man Qian was really good enough to pick the door!

After the little rabbit finished nibbling on the turnip, he squatted on the table and did not move.

Slowly, the guests in the audience whispered, watching the time pass minute by minute, the glamorous hostess finally couldn't help it, and smiled lightly at the owner of the lop-eared rabbit, "This contestant, what kind of show is your rabbit going to perform, can you let it start?" ”

"Moe!" The contestant said without thinking, "My little rabbit is going to perform today in a show that is cute, look at its squinted little eyes, look at this beautiful big ear, flat three-petal mouth, isn't this a portrayal of cuteness?" ”

"Where is cute, only to see stupid!" Someone muttered discontentedly.

"Still!" Someone immediately picked up the conversation.

The owner of the rabbit heard the protest from the audience, seemed to be a little anxious, raised his hand to pick up the rabbit, did not watch out for the rabbit's hind legs, and suddenly a stream of hot urine spilled out, drenching half of her clothes wet.

"Bad bunny!" The master patted the rabbit on it, looked at the crowd laughing loudly, and ran down.

"Thank you very much for the cute rabbit performance, please the next contestant!" In order not to embarrass the owner of the cute rabbit, the host directly skipped the voting session and let the next contestant play.

The third contestant was a young man on a hot day, with a thick cowhide sewn arm guard on his arm, on which stood a large gray bird of considerable size.

"My scientific name is African Grey Parrot, and it is the smartest parrot in the world...... "The young man Wang Po sells melons and boasts, "He can recite Tang poems word for word, come to Ash, and give you a paragraph!" ”

The gray parrot tilted its head, lowered its head and pecked at the gap between its toes, then suddenly raised its head and quacked twice.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground......" The gray parrot recited two Tang poems in a straight and round tone, which surprised the people present, this parrot is so smart, it can be recited so smoothly!

"Two more sentences!" The young man's eyes swept over the surprised or envious eyes of the guests in the audience, and he couldn't help but be proud and said.

"G men and women in bed, among them are you ......"

Rumble!

The hall was full of laughter, Xiang Ling laughed forward and backwards, Wang Jie couldn't help laughing, it seems that this kid has instilled bad content in the parrot, this is good, it can't show off, but it becomes a laughing stock.

"Look at my parrot, scolding people like this!" The young man smiled awkwardly and argued forcibly, "Ash, I'll give you another song, but you're not allowed to curse!" ”

The gray parrot raised its head, looked at the corner of the hall, and was silent.

The macaw also tilted its head to look at the gray and ugly African gray parrot, suddenly flapped its wings, and went straight to the gray parrot!

"Dumb ......" Xiang Ling saw the parrot flying away, and hurriedly shouted, Wang Jie waved his hand, "Dumb knows how to measure, rest assured." ”

"But......" Xiang Ling watched the parrot fly away very nervously, for fear that the gray parrot would be annoyed and embarrassed and hurt the macaw, Wang Jie saw through her thoughts, and said with a smile, "The macaw has a lot of strength and can bend steel bars, do you think such a gray parrot can hurt it?" ”

"Okay!" Xiang Ling thought that what Wang Jie said was right, so he relaxed a little, but his eyes were still fixed on the parrot's every move, ready to support at any time.

"Hello!" Dumbfounded landed on the table, and sent a friendly greeting to the gray parrot, "Can you make a friend, my name is Dumb, my family is in Yunxuan Pet Shop......"

The gray parrot stared at a pair of black eyes, looked at it coldly, and did not answer.

"Isn't this bird the one who ran to the little flower cat just now and stretched out its wings?" Some guests in the audience immediately recognized Daddy and said in surprise.

"This is a South American purple and blue macaw, and now there are only a thousand in the world, which is very precious!" An old man with glasses who looked like a pedant said with a smile, "There is no one in a million who is so smart and clever that he can learn Chinese to this extent!" ”

"I think that gray parrot is not bad, I heard that the gray parrot is the smartest parrot in the world......" a fat man next to him interjected, and the pedantic old man shook his head with a smile, "This gray parrot is just learning words, but in fact he doesn't know what he is talking about, and this macaw is extremely clever and free to play!" ”

"Teachable, teachable!" The fat man threw his hand at the old man, "How much can I buy such a rare parrot?" ”

The old man shook his head mysteriously, leaned back, changed his comfortable position, and stretched out a finger.

"A million?"

"Priceless!"

"Silly likes to eat pine nuts, what do you usually like to eat?" Seeing that the gray parrot ignored it, he was stunned and stalked, and continued to ask.

The gray parrot looked up blankly at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling, tilting its head and making a gurgling sound, as if to vent its growing anger.

"Ignore him, Ash, and give you another poem!" The young man hated the parrot that came out of nowhere to ask questions, and waved his hand at the parrot and commanded.

"Purple smoke ...... the sunshine incense burner"

The gray parrot opened his mouth to recite the first sentence of "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall", everyone in the audience was amazed, the applause rang out sparsely, and the young man was even more proud, "What about the next sentence, say the next sentence and give you something delicious!" ”

As he spoke, he took out a hazelnut from his pocket and gestured at the gray parrot, whose eyes widened when he saw that there was something to eat, and raised his paw to catch it.

"Recite the poem first, and then give it to you after memorizing!" The young man slapped the parrot's paw and said loudly.

"Look at the toilet in front of you......" The parrot had to speak, reciting the second sentence.

The audience was in an uproar again, the guests could no longer care about the image, the laughter was shocking, and a few people who were drinking water immediately burst into laughter when they heard the parrot recite this nondescript Tang poem.

"If this person doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, he will teach the parrot badly!" The old pedant wiped the water on his face, and it was sprayed by the tall and thin man opposite.

Looking at the gray parrot blankly, and then at the owner of the gray parrot, he suddenly shook his head and quacked, "If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, it's embarrassing!" ”

"Stinky parrot, who are you scolding?" The young man made two foreign appearances in a row, his face was a little unbearable, his hands were clenched into fists, and he waved it threateningly.

"Annoyed and angry, angry and ruined!" Dumb but not afraid of him, the exit is an idiom, and the thief is slippery.