"You laugh at my taste? It turns out that you have been beating around the bush, and you are using this way to describe me as an unruly killer?" Liu Xiyue's face turned pale, and she snorted: "Okay, I wasted my kindness to you, but you have a heart for me." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Song Baojun said in his heart: "When have you been kind to me? There is also a human face and beast heart, and the idiom is not used so indiscriminately, and you can even be admitted to the Chinese Department at this level, I don't know how much relationship you have at home. ”

I had to change my words at the moment: "I think that no matter what style you have, you are just the only goddess I have a crush on......"

"Shut up!" Liu Xiyue shouted: "I don't want to listen to your nonsense! It's all a lie, I hate you emotional liar!"

Song Baojun was sweating profusely, thinking that he had really encountered a female neuropathy today, and it would be troublesome to even talk. The only way to communicate with this kind of woman is to keep your mouth shut, and even the completely integrated lewd personality is coming.

The two fell into an awkward state of silence.

The road sign ahead changed, and Song Baojun couldn't help but ask: "Hey, it seems that you are going wrong, Chada is not going this way." ”

Liu Xiyue gave him a blank look: "How many times have you driven? Don't you know that if you go to the road you said, you will be stuck in traffic for three hours every afternoon?"

Song Baojun didn't know a lot of attention in the traffic route, so he honestly shut up, simply threw away his cigarette butt, leaned back in the chair and closed his eyes.

He drank wine in the middle of the night last night, and he was originally a weak otaku body, but after he got up, he fought with Xu Shuxin again, and then he felt extremely sleepy, and he actually fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, but when I opened my hazy eyes, I saw that the surrounding buildings were not quite the same as those in the city. As far as the eye can see, the green hills and greenery, elevated telephone poles and tall street signs quickly retreat, next to the endless bushes and waterproof grids.

In the distance, a blue reflective sign reads: "365km ahead of Xiangjing City".

"Tea Elephant Expressway?" Song Baojun was taken aback, hurriedly sat up, and said, "Hey, how did you get on the highway?

Liu Xiyue said lightly: "I drove too fast just now, turned in the wrong direction, and accidentally got on the highway, what are you in a hurry, just wait for the intersection in front of you and turn back." ”

With a snort, he stopped the car in the emergency lane, as if he remembered something, and said, "I have a problem with the rear wheel of my car, you get out of the car and help me take a look." Don't get pierced by glass. ”

Song Baojun responded and pushed the car door.

Liu Xiyue said again: "By the way, I'll play with your mobile phone, and I'll add you to the fat goose to make it easier to chat later." ”

Song Baojun did not doubt it, and handed over his tattered mobile phone.

As soon as he stepped out of the car, the door slammed shut.

"Huh?"

Liu Xiyue suddenly laughed: "Song Baojun, you dare to say that I am my most hated non-mainstream killer Matt, and you also say that I am a shrew, I have to die without a place to bury!"

"Hey, shrew willow, what are your nerves?" Song Baojun hurriedly twisted the handle, but the door did not move as if it were cast in iron.

Liu Xiyue closed the car window, and sneered at him with the broken mobile phone: "Stay here and regret it! I let you call the heavens and the earth not good!"

Song Baojun realized that he had fallen into the trap, and he was so angry that he slapped the car window hard and shouted: "Vixen Liu, don't joke, do you know that it is illegal to abandon people on the highway?" Hey, goddess Liu, I will give you three seconds to open the door immediately, and I will forgive you this time, otherwise, ......"

Liu Xiyue sneered: "What if not? Are you begging me or am I begging you now? Do you know that the old lady hates emotional liars the most? Fortunately, you sleep so soundly, otherwise I really can't think of such a good way to make a whole person." ”

"What, where am I an emotional liar? I have true feelings for you, and I can see it every day! Hurry up and open the door, otherwise I will defect to the enemy and have a crush on Xie Qilu instead! Don't regret it!"

"I knew you were really unreliable, go die!"

"Then don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face and not recognizing people!" Song Baojun was furious, took two steps back, jumped high, and kicked on the car window, "Bang!" The shock made his heels numb, and he almost fell a fart, but the glass only left a shallow footprint.

Liu Xiyue rolled her eyes: "Yo, you turned your face so quickly?" My car is equipped with bulletproof glass, even if you smash it with a hammer, it will be fine, kick it, I'll see how long you can kick it." ”

Song Baojun continued to retreat and flew up again, this time kicking not the window glass, but the right rearview mirror.

The rearview mirror only has a thin steel pipe and wire connected to the body, and there is a soft click, the thin steel pipe twists and breaks, and the rearview mirror flies away.

Song Baojun picked up the rearview mirror and slammed it against the car window, banging continuously, his face was very fierce, and he shouted: "Female neurosis, don't let Lao Tzu catch you, otherwise Lao Tzu will have to rape you eighty-eight times." ”

Liu Xiyue was a little panicked at this time, and as soon as she stepped on the accelerator, the gorgeous Porsche 911 rushed forward like an arrow from the string, leaving Song Baojun alone dancing in the rearview mirror in a daze.

It's over! just fell into the trap and was fiercely placed by Liu Xiyue.

In the highway area, there is no store in front of the village, and the mobile phone is deceived into the car, and it is impossible to ask for help.

I don't know how long I slept, and I don't know how far away it was from Chazhou, isn't this a joke?

Liu Xiyue's woman was moody, and she didn't know when she would provoke her to hold a grudge, it was simply terrifying.

Song Baojun took a deep breath and took a long time to calm himself down. Countless cars whizzed by, and no car slowed down to look at him even if the handle was broken, but he had to worry about being too close to the center of the road and causing traffic accidents.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, Liu Xiyue had already scolded the eighteenth generation of his ancestors in his heart, and he was really helpless, so he had to slowly walk back against the guardrail on the curb.

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Is it difficult to be in the top 10 of the weekly recommendation list?

Yes, Xiaobao also saw it.

Then, as long as you can enter the top 15 of the weekly recommendation list before the end of this week, there will be 10 bigger outbreaks on August 29th!

Yes, as long as the 15th, not the 10th!

Brothers, drown me with a recommendation ticket!

There is 1 more chapter in the early morning.

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