"Dad, you see ...... situation"

Wang Yaowu looked at the white fat boy who was munching on apples, and his heart was very complicated, anyone who had not found a partner would be called Dad, which was not a good experience.

Although, he was very sure that the white fat boy in front of him was a gourd baby who jumped out of the gourd!

In any case, the gourd baby obviously belongs to a type of monster.

I think of the old dog that Li Datou's family has recently become a sperm, the big rooster that flew away from the women's director's house, and the python spirit that was bitten to death by the old dog. For the gourd baby, he really has a big head, and the most important thing is that there are six gourds of all sizes hanging on the gourd vine at home!

"The old dog of Li Datou's family seems to have really become a fine. Wang Yongjun smoked a cigarette and thought of Wang Yaowu together, "This day is going to change, something big is going to happen." ”

Only Xu Ping, who doesn't care about any monsters and goblins at all, revolves around the gourd baby, she is not young anymore, and she has long wanted to hold her grandson. Now it seems that he has gotten what he wants, but this little grandson is a monster.

Wang Yaowu asked tangledly: "Dad, I heard on the Internet that animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so what should we do with our gourd baby, should we raise it or give it to the country?"

Wang Yongjun has not yet answered.

Xu Ping scolded with a straight face: "Of course it is raised! Li Datou's bald old dog can be kept, why can't our gourd baby be kept." Animals are not allowed to become sperm, and the gourd baby is not an animal, but a crop! Our gourd baby eats fruits and vegetables, and does not eat people, and raises them!"

Crops......

Wang Yaowu and Wang Yongjun stopped talking about this issue.

In their hearts, they didn't want to send the gourd baby away.

Wang Yaowu felt that he had a relationship with the gourd baby, which was grown by absorbing his blood, and the blood was connected, maybe there was really a father-son blood relationship.

Wang Yongjun felt that Xu Ping was right, domestic monsters are definitely different from ordinary monsters. Otherwise, how could the government take away the python essence, but leave the old dog of Li Datou's family. The gourd baby eats grass and does not eat people, it will definitely be a good monster, and it is easy to feed.

raised, has been clear.

"Listen to your mother, raise it. ”

"But the problem is how to raise, there is suddenly a big fat boy in the family, and something is wrong with a discerning person. Wang Yaowu frowned.

Wang Yongjun took a few puffs of cigarette and began to pit his son: "Otherwise, just say, your illegitimate son outside? Anyway, the gourd baby calls you dad, and it won't be a loss." I went back and talked to the village chief, asked him to help, wrote a certificate, and then went to find a relationship, and went to the town to get the household registration. ”

Wang Yaowu was anxious: "How can this be done, Dad, don't cheat me." "If he really puts the gourd baby as his illegitimate son, Wang Yaowu feels that he will not talk about finding a partner in his life.

"What do you say then?"

"Let's just say adopted. ”

"What are you doing when you adopt a child!" This time it was Wang Yongjun's turn to be anxious, "How old are you, just adopt a child, and let others see you! Look at the door of your home, who will adopt a child!"

Only then did Wang Yaowu remember that the social atmosphere in Nanyun County was that families who could not have children would adopt children.

If you say that the gourd baby is adopted, it is estimated that the negative impact will be greater than that of an illegitimate child - not being able to have children, does it mean that it is not good in that regard?

Not good at that, you still have a hammer object!

After thinking about it, he didn't arrange the identity of the gourd baby, and when it was time to eat, Wang Yaowu was very entangled. He looked at the gourd baby who was being spoiled by his parents, and began to feel that it was an eyesore. Originally, I wanted to raise a few treasures, like all kinds of baby gourds in the Torrent novel.

What purple gold red gourd, ninety-nine scattered soul red gourd, and immortal flying knife, you can achieve a career if you get one.

As a result, he became a gourd baby, and he had to be said to be his illegitimate child.

"Hey, gourd baby, tell me what skills you have, by the way, you're a big baby, right, turn into a giant, and have infinite power?"

The gourd baby was full of vegetables and replied vaguely: "I can't become a giant, and I can't be infinitely powerful." ”

"And what will you do?"

"I will plant flowers and trees, and I can hear the whispers of flowers and trees!"

……

After eating, Wang Yaowu couldn't wait to pull the gourd baby to test his ability.

In any case, the gourd baby has quickly become a part of their family, and as a suspected monster, Wang Yaowu naturally wants to squeeze his labor.

You can't really eat and drink for nothing and raise your son for nothing.

"Tell me, what is this pot of moon flowers?"

The gourd baby blinked and blinked with big eyes, and looked at Wang Yaowu very cutely: "Dad, it didn't say anything." ”

"What about this?"

Wang Yaowu pointed to another pot of flowers next to him, he couldn't name this flower, it was very bright, it seemed to be given by his mother Xu Ping who played mahjong, and the flowers in Mayou's house were too big, so they divided a lot of branches to give away.

"It didn't speak, it fell asleep. ”

pointed to all the flowers and plants in the yard, and the gourd baby's answer was that they didn't speak. This made Wang Yaowu very depressed: "You kid shouldn't be lying to me, you can't understand plants at all." ”

The gourd baby flattened her mouth: "Flowers and trees rarely speak, they only whisper occasionally for a while. If they talk every day, won't they be fairies? ”

Hey.

I'm a goblin, and I hate other goblins.

Wang Yaowu squatted down and looked at the gourd baby carefully, he was indeed a beautiful white fat boy. A three-year-old child, his eyes are also shining, and the small gourd on his head seems to be connected to his hair, not like an ornament. Because I didn't have the right clothes, I was wearing a shirt for the time being.

The chicks are all exposed.

It's summer, it's hot, and the freeze isn't bad.

He asked seriously: "Hulu baby, tell your father carefully, are you a goblin?"

Huluwa replied very seriously: "Dad, I'm not a goblin, I'm your son." ”

"Then how did you pop out of the gourd?"

"Because I grew out of a gourd. ”

"Then you should be the son of the gourd vine. ”

"No, I'm my father's son. ”

After turning over and over, the gourd baby recognized Wang Yaowu as his father, which made Wang Yaowu feel more and more that maybe the gourd baby was really nourished by his own blood, so he turned from an ordinary gourd to a monster.

"Could it be that my blood has superpowers, or I have the blood of an immortal in my body, and I am a descendant of a certain immortal?"

He no longer bothered about his relationship with the gourd baby.

casually pointed to the little red gourd on the head of the gourd baby: "What's the use of this thing?"

As soon as the gourd baby reached out, he took down the little red gourd on his head and handed it to Wang Yaowu: "This is my natal spiritual treasure, it can condense the essence of plants and trees and help me plant trees." Hehe, Dad, I'm so good at planting trees, the fruits are delicious, and the flowers are beautiful!"

"Yes, you planted a kind of moon flower. ”

"Okay!" the gourd baby made a move, and the little red gourd flew back into his hand, and the gourd mouth sprayed a faint mist at the moon flower.

In the next second, the moon flowers, which had been defeated in the original flowers, re-condensed a number of flower bones in a short period of time, with buds waiting to be released, and the branches and leaves were more green and bright.

"Good baby!"

Wang Yaowu was greedy, but he understood that he couldn't use this little red gourd, it was the natal spirit treasure of the gourd baby. But he was inspired and knew what he was going to do.

"Good boy, in the future, you will plant trees with your father, and we will contract the barren mountains to plant fruit trees, seedlings and flowers, and make a fortune! By the way, you don't have a name yet, and your father will officially give you one now, called ...... Wang Dawa!"

Bad enough name.

But the gourd baby happily turned her head: "Oh, I have a name, my name is Wang Dawa!"