Anyway, this is the first chapter

After dinner, the daughters washed the dishes, the tables were put away, and the cleaners were cleaned.

And Ye Xianyu hugged Xixi, who had eaten well, and after changing his clothes, he sat on the sofa to eat.

After all, even adults have the wonder of wearing a raincoat to eat peeing cow balls, not to mention Xixi, a child, whose chest was made a mess by juice.

Although children of this age go to bed relatively early. But Xixi had just eaten a lot of popping urine and peeing cow balls. Beef, as a protein and fat-rich food, is one of the most difficult foods to digest.

In order to prevent the little girl from eating too much and suffering from indigestion, Ye Luo let her lie on the sofa and rubbed her stomach to promote intestinal peristalsis.

"Giggles!"

The little belly was tickled, Xixi looked up and giggled at her father.

……

"Don't look at me as just a sheep......"

The song came, and Ye Luo came back to his senses from his own world. frowned and looked up, sure enough, the brain-dead cartoon "Joyful".

"Xixi, let's look at it differently, it's going to be stupid to look at this kind of thing!"

Xi Xi also pursed her lips and said a little aggrievedly: "But...... But there is no "Rainbow Pony" that I watched at my grandfather's house...... I searched for a long time and couldn't find ......"

Ye Luo had no choice but to cover his face, the Chinese animation of this world has embarked on an evil path since foreign works such as "Rainbow Pony" became popular, and it has been out of control ever since: what "The Bear is Coming", "Happy Yangyang", "Ocean Squad", "Pig Man", ...... Meow's group of orcs. It is said that the Pleasant Goat was banned by France on the grounds that it affected children's intellectual development.

Either that's a bunch of plagiarism: what "Big Mouth Dudu" (after copying "Crayon Shin-chan", he even copied his own name), "Prince of Marathon" (Luffy, you didn't change careers to track and field in One Piece?Seiya, your holy war is over?And Naruto, why did you run to the front?).

Well, there's also "Big Ears Tutu". It is said that this cartoon is for 12-year-olds. It's okay to watch this at the age of 12, but can you get a normal child? This is a mentally handicapped child! You let a 12-year-old child see such a thing. Will the child be able to avoid being brain-dead in the future?

The most bullshitty thing is a cheating guy like "The Story of Lei Feng". (21 million RMB made of domestic 3D animation "masterpiece"...... οΌ‰

21 million people make such a personal ghost and not a ghost, and shout original! I think they are teasing the aesthetic standards of the Chinese. What else do I have to say about this? The subject matter is impeccable, but my buddy who studied anime design said: It's not as good as their final homework!

Someone complained: 21 million, how many children can have books to read if they donate! Can we do a good deed?

"No!" Ye Luo thought about it more and more. Learning and life in early childhood is the most important, because children's value orientation and behavior patterns are based on this period, which determines children's feelings and reactions to people and things in the future. So as the cartoon that comes into contact with children the most every day, its importance is obviously self-evident.

Then let Xixi grow up watching this kind of brain-dead thing?

Are you kidding!

The soul of the daughter control is burning, at this moment, he is not fighting alone, not alone! Kratos, Kurosaki Isshin, Seto Kozaburo, Akizuki Kozo and other seniors are all watching him! (It seems that there is a strange thing mixed in, but after a glance, it is quite appropriate←_←)

A thought popped into his mind. Ye Luo couldn't help but declare loudly: "I, to beβ€”"

"Double ponytails. Ye Xuan made trouble quietly.

"I'm just going to find out what I'm going to be working for for the rest of my life!"

"Eh, what day is today? Even you have to start struggling?"

"Hey, what are you talking about! If you don't have ideals, what's the difference between being a man and a salted fish?"

Ye Xuan spread her hands (β–”,β–”)ㄏ: "You are already a salted fish!

Ye Luo's voice was no longer so neutral: "At least...... At the very least, the salted fish can still turn over!"

"It's like a salted fish that turns over and becomes a boiled fish. Although she lost her cooking skills, Ye Ling still found an opportunity to get over her addiction.

"People are difficult to dismantle and understand, can they still communicate happily together?" Ye Luo collapsed, what kind of daughter is this!

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"Xixi, Dad will tell you a story, okay?" Ye Luo said while wiping the little guy who had just finished taking a bath while wiping his head.

After taking a bath, Xixi became the quiet and lovely little girl again, sitting obediently and letting her father comb her hair. The little guy is worthy of inheriting Murphy's genes, he has been a little beauty since he was a child, and he has long and smooth hair, full of beauty.

Although Xixi only came to her father's place to play for two days, her meticulous mother Murphy prepared a large suitcase of clothes for her, and several sets of pajamas were prepared. Now she is wearing one of the pink rabbit pajamas, which Xi Xi picked herself, which is said to be her favorite cartoon character.

Dad can tell stories? The little guy couldn't believe it, because it used to be his mother who read bedtime stories to lull Xixi to sleep!

Xixi didn't think much about it, nodded her head excitedly, and said happily: "Well, Xixi likes to listen to stories the most!"

"Once upon a time there was ......' there was a king!' my young reader was about to say. No, children, you are wrong, there used to be a piece of wood. ......" Ye Luo began to tell the story in a straight voice, with clear words and standard Mandarin, you can apply for an anchor. No way, Murphy was born in Hong Kong City, and the little girl grew up abroad since she was a child, so she had to subtly guide Xixi's accent.

At the beginning of the story, a talking log appears imaginatively.

The next story is a bit interesting, the old corn paste and the cherry master have an argument, and the reason for the dispute is very simple and interesting.

Because the cherry master did not call Jeppetto by his name, but called him by the nickname Old Corn Paste, and Jeppetto did not like it the most when someone called him that, he would be angry.

"Excellent, old corn paste. ”

"Why did you offend me!"

"Who offends you. ”

"You call me old corn paste. ”

"I didn't call you old corn. ”

……

The argument between the two was quite interesting, feeling like two little urchins, giggling funny, especially when it came to Geppetto's yellow wig in the old carpenter's hand, and the old carpenter's gray wig in Geppetto's mouth, the bear child was about to roll in bed.

Geppetto asked for talking wood from an old carpenter, and then carved eyes and a nose for the wood, and the nose was long. It's a puppet.