723.Woohoo, Woohoo (2/5)
In the end, it was agreed that except for Li Du, others could bring their families, but not pets. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hans decided to take his sister Hannah and prospective brother-in-law Stephen Chandler, who had not yet taken his family on a trip abroad, and this time he wanted to do so.
The masturbation officer was very dissatisfied: "This is species discrimination, you discriminate against dogs!"
Li Du shook his head and said, "No, we don't discriminate against dogs." ”
The officer glared at them angrily: "Then why can't I take a small plane?"
Li Du shouted helplessly: "Who the hell wants to bring their own dog when they go abroad for a vacation? Can I find someone for you to take care of it?"
"Then why did you bring a wolf, a tiger cat, and a raccoon? The masturbator continued to glare at them.
Li Du said: "Because I am the boss, I will pay you!"
The masturbator was helpless: "Okay, you won." ”
Originally, Li Du thought that it would be like going home by himself, at most three or four people would go to Australia, but in the end, they were ready to buy air tickets, and there were more than a dozen people......
Their itinerary was to fly from Los Angeles to Canberra, Australia's capital, and then transit to Melbourne for a holiday in the nearby sea.
It is the southeast corner of Australia, about 40 degrees south latitude, and the nearest is New Zealand, the land of the long white clouds, where there are clear seas, clear beaches, and fat black gold abalone.
It is not easy for them to travel, mainly because Li Du has three hairy children, which requires customs and requires a lot of formalities for approval.
However, some contraband is easy to deal with, such as Li Du's collection of sunset sky fire opals, copywriting sabers and other things, all kinds of seasonings and cash, which he put into the black hole space, can pass through customs freely.
Hans was busy handling the entry and exit matters for the three children, and Li Du studied the black gold abalone, they went to Australia to play for a few days, and then he and Hans prepared to fish for the black gold abalone.
According to Australian laws and regulations, a black abalone fishing license can be used by a maximum of two people, and two people cannot enter the water at the same time.
In order to protect these precious seafood, the marine and fisheries departments have daily enforcement officers in the areas where black gold abalone can be produced, in Bass Sound, south of Melbourne, and Tasman Bay in the southeast.
Hans quickly completed the entry and exit formalities of everyone and the legal exit formalities of Meow and Crispy, but when it came time to Ah, something went wrong.
According to Australia's immigration laws, wild beasts such as wolves are not allowed to enter, and Hans has applied many times, including as a circus and a zoo, all of which have been rejected.
Frustrated, he told Li Du the unfortunate news and said, "Otherwise, let Ah Yi stay with the little plane, anyway, the camp is so big, it can live very quickly." ”
Li Du firmly refused: "No, man, I can't be separated from this little bastard anymore, otherwise it may hate me more and will never follow me again." ”
Hans said: "If you have to take it to Australia, you can only take it as a dog, but this is too difficult, it looks a bit like a dog, shaved and put on makeup to avoid border inspection, but its bark is not easy to handle." ”
Li Du thought for a while and said, "Okay, leave this to me, and take it out as a wolf dog." ”
In the evening, he went to find Ah Hao, who was running in the jungle to catch mice, and beckoned him back.
Ah Hao's intelligence even surpassed that of Ah Meow and Crispy Noodles, and when he saw Li Du beckoning, he immediately threw down the fat mouse that had been teasing and playing, and ran to Li Du and looked at him happily.
Seeing this, Li Du smiled bitterly: "Don't be too happy, I'm going to teach you how to pretend to be a dog now, you have to complete this task, understand?"
Ah Hao watched him blink, his eyes were still very cheerful.
There are many differences between wolves and dogs, and this is one of them.
To see a dog's happiness in it, all you have to do is see it wag its tail, and the Mexican wolf never wags its tail, you have to experience the change in his mood through its expression and eyes.
Li Du motioned for Ah Yi to sit down and taught it: "Come, open your mouth and learn from me, Wang Wang......
Ah Yan retracted his head, his eyes widened to reveal a bewildered look, and then he grinned and made a 'whoosh' sound, which was a joke for Li Du.
Seeing this, Li Du slapped it on the head and said angrily: "Be serious, learn quickly, open your mouth, Wangwang!"
Ah Yan was beaten honestly, and reluctantly opened his mouth and said, "Woo woo!"
"No, it's Wangwang!" Li Du turned on the computer and played the sound of a dog barking for it to learn.
Wolves and dogs have similar systems, so most dogs can make wolf-like howls.
But it's harder to get a wolf to howl like a dog, because it's in the nature of dogs to howl when they're unhappy, threatened, or inviting.
The wolf makes a dog barking sound, which is similar only when the wolf king summons a wolf cub.
Listening to the sound of a dog barking from the computer, Ah Yan suddenly jumped up, circled around the computer a few times, and stared at the computer vigilantly, thinking that there was a dog hidden inside.
Li Du had no choice but to slap it on the head again: "Sit down honestly for me, follow me, open your mouth, and be watery!"
Reluctantly, he opened his mouth and let out a few roars: "Woo, woo, woo-woo!"
Li Du hugged its neck and kissed it, and said with a smile: "It's almost, it's almost, but it's not like this, it's Wangwang!"
Ah Woo continued to scream: "Woo, woo, woo, woo......"
Instead of a long-tail howl, it disconnected from a single howl.
Li Du was almost angry with it, so he had to slap it again and say, "It's not woo woo, it's woo woo!"
Ah Yan looked at him aggrievedly, and this time he didn't speak, but lay down and buried his head in his paws.
Li Du pulled out its head, and looked at him unhappily, his face full of unhappiness.
He said: "You have to learn how to bark for me, don't throw me in the face, it's useless, I tell you, we're going to leave here soon, you can't learn how to bark, you can't leave!"
He said these words with a gesture, Ah Yan tilted his head and looked at it for a while, probably understood what he meant, and quickly sat up again.
"Wangwang, come, follow the computer. ”
......Ahh
"Yes, Wangwang! Listen to you again, listen carefully, my ears will be pricked up!"
Ahh
Li Du was overjoyed: "Yes, that's it!"
At this time, the big golden retriever ran back to the camp from the woods, it chased a returning bird back, heard a dog barking in the computer, suddenly cheered up, ran straight to come, pressed the laptop and slammed it with his crotch.
Li Du reluctantly pushed it away and yelled, "There is no female dog in it, you go to the side." ”
The little plane was very angry, and opened his mouth to scare Li Du: "Wangwang!"
Ah Yan, who was sitting on the ground studying, jumped up and rushed to it and shouted, "Woo woo!
Mr. Li was stunned for a moment, he had a hunch that his previous efforts had been in vain!