A long, long time ago, when Lin Shoutan was proud, he would habitually make a small movement, that is, he raised Erlang's legs and shook wildly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

But as he entered high school, the competition in the class became more and more fierce, and this kind of behavior gradually seemed a little underdrawn, so slowly, Lin Shoutan consciously and gradually restrained his own actions. However, the problems that have been cultivated over the years are difficult to completely correct after all. Once he does something that he feels super handsome, and there happens to be no one around, then half of the legs that should be shaken will not be missing......

At this time, Lin Shoutan sat in front of the computer desk, and his state was so high that he couldn't stop it.

His right leg, which was on top of his left leg, was shaking like a shadowless foot in Foshan.

For adolescent male animals whose hormones are at their most explosive, there may not be another thing in this world that is more exciting and exciting than humiliating an opponent in front of several top cabbages and slapping them in the face with positive strength.

The force is the same force, and the loading is high and low.

Lin Shoutan thought that he had just pretended to be a top-level force.

Full marks for process, full marks for effect, and full marks for follow-up influence.

"Bad pen thing, don't you have anything to say, still pretend to Lao Tzu!" Lin Shoutan looked at the screen, his expression a little hideous.

Below his floor, the solidarity of Zheng Yangyang and his three cabbages soon appeared.

Zheng Yangyang's Tieba vest [a little white rabbit]: "Yes." ”

Sisi's sticker vest [red dust rolls to death]: "Top." ”

Huihui's Tieba vest [Ph.D. supervisor of social sciences]: "Actually, I am also a university professor. ”

I don't know which vest it is [the little girl picking mushrooms]:" . . . ”

Lin Shoutan waited for more than ten seconds and couldn't wait for a reply from the [Social Science Professor], and when the little man was cowardly, he diverted his attention and continued to send a private message to Zheng Yangyang on Weibo, asking: "Who is the little girl [Mushroom Picking]?"

Zheng Yangyang replied: "Ami." ”

Lin Shoutan suddenly stopped shaking his legs, and quickly typed: "She didn't go to the capital with Qin Feng?"

"No...... Zheng Yangyang said, "She went home, we didn't have classes on Monday morning, so she went home to see her sister." Her mother had just given birth to a baby......"

"Mom...... How old are you this year?"

"I don't know, why are you asking this? Can't you give birth when you're old?"

"It's not. Lin Shoutan scratched his head and chatted one-on-one with Zheng Yangyang, his IQ was falling unconsciously, and he said something even more embarrassing, "I think her father is very powerful......"

Zheng Yangyang's ears in front of the computer turned red directly, took a sip, and replied: "Your mind is so dirty......"

Lin Shou talks about five thunders.

Nima, why is it so hard to make a girl?

was depressed, and the [professor of social sciences] on the post bar suddenly replied, and said shamelessly: "You know a fart, when I went to teach at the university, your parents didn't know where to play with mud!"

Lin Shoutan was irritable here, and when he saw this, he continued to slap his face and said: "Mentally retarded, have you passed math? You can also use a little brain to lie? My parents played with mud more than 30 years ago, and your own registration age was 48 years old." Genius, do you want to say that you stayed at the age of 18 to teach? Could it be that you graduated from the Chinese Academy of Sciences' gifted children's class?"

After a few seconds, the [social science professor] replied, "Hey, you're really right. I came out of that class of the Chinese Academy of Sciences!"

"I'm grass, it's really cheap to brag on the Internet......" Lin Shoutan was speechless in the face of the rolling opponent, and he was talking with a blind water army, he really didn't have any passion at all, drooping his eyelids, and typed words with a proper dead fish eye expression, "It's not a secret, it's actually my president of the Chinese Academy of Sciences." ”

Then followed by a wave of irrigation from the Sutang Bedroom Legion.

[A little white rabbit]: "Actually, I am the president of your university. ”

[Red dust rolls to death]: "Actually, I am the leader of the principal upstairs. ”

[Doctoral Supervisor of Social Sciences]: "Actually, I am really a doctoral supervisor of social sciences. ”

[Little girl picking mushrooms]: "Actually, I am Qin Feng's wife......"

Lin Shoutan almost choked to death when he saw Su Tang's words.

The [professor of social sciences] became more and more shameless, and said: "Young man, the old man doesn't waste saliva with you, with your intelligence, it is useless for the old man to explain to you." You'd better go back and read some books, and don't be embarrassed by going online if you don't have culture. So as not to laugh generously. ”

"Taiwan...... Tai smiled generously and ......" Lin Shoutan twitched the corners of his mouth wildly, typos can be used so bonely, and he actually has the face to pretend to be a university professor, and he is still a "social science major", he can be shameless to such a point, and he can be regarded as a winner in life......

"Is it 'smiling and generous'?" Zheng Yangyang asked Huihui weakly.

"Of course it's ridiculous and generous, this person is illiterate at all, he can't even read all the words, and he dares to come out and pretend to be a professor!" Si Si replied to Huihui, "Are the people on the post bar so shameless?"

Huihui didn't say anything, and typed directly below: "Illiterate, are you sure that you have graduated from elementary school, and the last four words are not wrong?"

After waiting for three minutes, the [professor of social sciences] replied: "It's just a typo, what's the fuss." I went online early, and I used the Wubi input method. You little kids know a!"

"Fuck!" Huihui was so embarrassed that her lungs were about to explode, and she didn't even want her image, so she scolded out.

Zheng Yangyang felt bored and persuaded: "Huihui, forget it, this matter has nothing to do with us, Qin Feng himself is not in a hurry, and Ami is not in a hurry...... And this man is obviously sick, let's not talk to him. ”

"No, I'll spend it with him tonight, how can there be such a person......" Huihui was a little angry and lost her mind.

Sisi also persuaded Yang Yang: "It's useless for you to spend money with him, this kind of person, we can't win him no matter how we do it." His brain and spirit are both abnormal, you and him consume, it's nothing to waste time, the key is to waste electricity. ”

Huihui was teased by Sisi, the corners of her mouth curved, and her mood was a little better, but she still felt awkward, and said, "I just can't swallow this breath......"

Sisi said seriously: "It's right if you can't swallow it, you can still move if you swallow it, it's a zombie." ”

The girls were talking, and Lin Shoutan was brushing the post here, and suddenly found another exciting post.

The poster looks like he belongs to the same series as [Social Science Professor], and the vest ID is called [Professional Criminal Law Lawyer].

This article also wrote a long post, this time it is an analysis of "Qin Feng asking someone to ghostwrite and plagiarizing and falsifying papers", which has constituted a criminal offense, and all those who support Qin Feng are accomplices in the legal sense, once they are accused of going to court, all Qin Feng's supporters will be held jointly and severally responsible.

Lin Shoutan watched it all hehe.

Cowhide can be blown so fresh and refined, and completely ignore the IQ of others, this kind of routine, if it is not an organized water army, it is really a ghost who does not believe it.

But then again, this kind of framing and smearing routine, Lin Shoutan really hasn't seen it.

He flipped through it again, and soon found [I am a prosecutor], [Public Security Investigation Team] and [Professional Journal Proofreader] several vests, the IDs were taller than the other, but the content of the posts that could be posted was full of all kinds of common sense errors and professional nonsense. It's just that from the perspective of penmanship, it seems so serious and professional, this kind of post is the easiest to bluff those passers-by on the Internet who are not highly educated and are easy to be brainwashed. As far as the power of public opinion is concerned, to take the most intuitive example - if the group of people in Qi Sili's company before belonged to the-stirring sticks, then the group of people in the [Social Science Professor] are definitely-stirring sticks equipped with motors, flying in the dung pit, and the scene is definitely not something that normal people can bear.

"I'll go, the professional smear team, isn't this forcing Lao Tzu to flesh you......" Lin Shoutan saw that the situation was wrong.

After hesitating for a moment, he sent a private message to Zheng Yangyang and said: "I'm going to move the rescuers, I have to take out other people's flesh for this person." ”

Huihui saw this behind Zheng Yangyang, and immediately shouted excitedly: "Look! I'm not the only one who wants to die with him!

Zheng Yangyang really wanted to stay out of the matter, and looked at Sisi with a tangled look in his eyes.

Sisi sighed and said, "It's only 9 o'clock now, and it won't take a few hours to ......."

Zheng Yangyang could only nod helplessly.

On the other side, on the 6th floor of the No. 1 dormitory building in the Ouyi accommodation area, Lin Shoutan walked out of the door and took two steps forward, ran into Wang Dachong's room, and shouted: "Green onions, help me!"

Wang Dachong stared at the textbook with his eyes and said without raising his head: "It's better not to trouble others for such a thing as a handjob." ”

"Stop! Lin Shoutan said quickly, "There is a group of bad pens to smear Qin Feng on the post bar, and the dirty water is splashed so that the bottom line is gone, I have already asked Brother Biao to flesh him." ”

"So exciting?" Wang Dachong threw the anatomy in his hand.

Lin Shou said: "Go find a few more people, if you don't get this human flesh out tonight, you will definitely lose sleep." ”

Wang Dachong turned over and got up directly.

The two of them ran in the corridor to tell each other, and after a while, Ah Mao registered an account and logged in.

After another two minutes, Brother Instant Noodle went online.

After waiting for another half a minute, Brother Glasses also joined the scolding battle.

Lin Shoutan shouted in the QQ group of the Ouyi Warcraft Battle Competition, and after a few minutes, more than a dozen heroes entered the game.

After a short while, after the word of mouth of the Warcraft brothers, there were more and more Ou medical students in [Let's Fight Fake].

The scales of the scolding war soon became overwhelmingly tilted, and every time the group of people [Professor of Social Sciences] posted a post, there would be fifty or sixty people scolding and writing at the bottom.

In just half an hour, the Ouyi Anti-Water Army Brigade, with Lin Shoutan as the main force, scolded the trend of public opinion in the entire post bar and reversed it.

The [social science professor] made mistakes in his busy work, frequently exposed his IQ, and the information about his true identity was also dug up little by little in the crowd tactics.

At 9 o'clock in the evening, Ah Biao ran into Lin Shoutan's bedroom with an excited face.

Lin Shou talked about Brother Biao's state, and couldn't help but ask excitedly: "Did you find out?"

Ah Biao nodded heavily: "I found it! It's a retired worker!"