Sisi and Huihui, one left and one right, sat in front of Zheng Yangyang's computer desk, Sisi looked very excited, and Huihui looked angry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This afternoon, when Su Tang accompanied Qin Feng to watch the game, the three of them went to the city and helped Zheng Yangyang buy a new notebook. Half of the money to buy a computer is the "extra-budgetary living expenses" that Zheng Yangyang and his father secretly stuffed into her, and half of the wages she earns by helping Qin Dynasty Science and Technology work these days. Originally, I went back and forth, and I had a delicious barbecue at Tangfeng Ou on Dongmen Street for dinner, and the three of them were in a good mood. But not long after returning to school, this good mood was quickly disrupted by a group of scoundrels on the Internet.

At first, a few girls wanted to try the performance of Zheng Yangyang's new computer -- the test method was to see if dozens of Taobao web pages would get stuck when they opened dozens of Taobao web pages at the same time. After trying it for 3 minutes, Huihui and Sisi thought that Zheng Yangyang's taste in shopping was not good, so they decided to go back to their own house and use their own computers to Taobao to enjoy themselves. Zheng Yangyang belongs to the kind of girl who is not very interested in buying things. As soon as Sisi and Huihui left, she immediately began to steal vegetables. It took less than 5 minutes to complete all the small tasks of today's game very skillfully, Zheng Yangyang was idle, and then opened his Weibo homepage again.

As a result, this time it opened, and something happened.

She saw a Weibo friend forwarding a link to the post bar, and after clicking in, she found that there was a guy in the vest who was a [University Social Science Classroom], who wrote a huge post, and made a provocative analysis of Qin Feng's paper from beginning to end, and finally came to the conclusion: This paper is nonsense at all, the logic does not make sense, the level is very low, the author is imbecile and mentally retarded, and whoever supports him is a bad pen.

Zheng Yangyang originally didn't care much about the scolding war on the Internet, but when he thought that he must have supported Qin Feng, so lying down was classified into the group of "bad pens", and the Yangyang girl was immediately unhappy.

She immediately registered a Tieba account, and ran to someone's place in a rage to argue with the other party.

However, she is no match for the other side at all.

The logic of speaking on the other side is actually very rogue, and the double standards are used extremely slippery, Zheng Yangyang was refuted a few words, and immediately had a feeling that it was difficult to argue. I knew that what the [university professor of social sciences] said was all crooked, but I couldn't figure out how to crack it.

After being aggrieved for a few minutes, Yangyang decisively gave up the heads-up and called Sisi and Huihui to help.

However, this is of little use.

Sisi and Huihui are also Internet rookies, and they were also defeated in two rounds, and they were ridiculed by the other party: "You are also the level of junior high school students, such an esoteric topic, don't come to mix." ”

As soon as Huihui saw this, she was directly furious.

What do art students hate most about them?

Of course, I hate it when others say they are uneducated!

"This man...... Is this person sick?" Huihui pointed to the screen, so angry that she spoke with a trill.

Sisi was calm and felt strange: "This person's level of speech doesn't seem to be high, university professor...... Really?"

Hui Hui said angrily: "It must be fake, how can a university professor have the kung fu to make such a long post on the Internet." ”

"Then maybe, our teacher Zhong is still stealing vegetables all day long......" Zheng Yangyang was no longer so angry at this time, and Huihui had already helped her vent a lot of emotions.

Sisi said: "Can you check it?"

"How do you check?" asked Zheng Yangyang.

After thinking about it, he said, "Qin Feng's classmates seem to be quite powerful, do you have any contact information?"

"Yes, there are ......" Zheng Yangyang moved the indicator to the friend column, and a large number of avatars were displayed in the blank space on the left side of the page.

Sisi looked at the vast expanse and asked, "How many friends have you added?"

"I don't know, anyway, if someone wants to add me, I'll just add it~" Zheng Yangyang said, pulled to Lin Shoutan's avatar, and said, "Oh, this, Qin Feng's roommate." ”

"Ask, ask, ask!" Sisi urged.

Hui Hui blushed and said, "If you find out that it is not a professor, see if I don't scold him to death." ”

……

"Send me all the information you already have. Two minutes later, Lin Shoutan invited Ah Biao into the house as a reward for "waiting for Qin Feng to come back and introduce you to reacquaintance". Ah Biao first glanced at Zheng Yangyang's avatar, turned his head and gave Lin Shoutan a lewd look, and immediately put on an authentic posture and typed words on the keyboard.

In the girls' dormitory, the girls screamed.

Zheng Yangyang hurriedly sent the link to Baidu's post.

Ah Biao waited for more than ten seconds and replied, "That's it?"

Zheng Yangyang said: "Yes." ”

"It's just a vest ID, it's not easy to do this......" Ah Biao felt a little tricky.

Lin Shou said, "Brother Biao, are you okay?"

"Okay, of course!" Ah Biao said loudly, "But give me a little more time, you send me the link again on my computer, and I'll go back and get it." This poster, you continue to talk to him, and it's best to get some useful information out of his mouth. ”

"Good. Lin Shou said yes.

As soon as Ah Biao went out, he immediately said to Zheng Yangyang: "The master has gone back to his bedroom to work, let's drag the second man on the opposite side first." ”

Zheng Yangyang said: "How to take it off?"

Lin Shoutan stared at the word "take off" for a long time, licked his lips and said, "If you can take it off, I think you will be able to hold it off." ”

There was silence in the girls' dormitory.

"Stupid! you made a typo!" Sisi and Huihui scolded Zheng Yangyang.

Zheng Yangyang hurriedly replied: "Drag! I said drag! The word is wrong!"

Lin Shou accepted it when he saw it, and said with a smile: "It's good to chat, continue to talk to him, it's best to get some useful information." ”

Zheng Yangyang confessed: "It's so complicated, I can't do it......"

Sisi and Huihui didn't bother this time, because they didn't know how to use other people's mouths.

Lin Shoutan said with a smile: "It's okay, you just follow me, I scolded him for the pen, you just follow the post below, the pen is +1, the pen is +2, on the top floor, whatever you want, anyway, you just want a momentum, you can't make me look like I'm fighting alone." ”

"Okay~" Zheng Yangyang replied happily.

Brainless brushing posts, she likes it the most.

Sisi and Huihui hurriedly ran back to their own room and moved the two computers over, and Zheng Yangyang's bedroom became a small Internet café when they saw it.

In dormitory 601 of Ouyi Building 1, Lin Shoutan crossed his fingers with his backhand and moved his muscles and bones.

It's not the first time I've scolded him on the Internet, but it's the first time I've done it with a sense of mission like today.

The first move is a killer move.

"Excuse me, please check the Internet to find out what the university major is going on before you sign up for the vest next time. There is no such thing as a [social science major] in this world, social science is a big category, and the following sub-specialties can be brought out for single use. Professor, you're a chicken feather, you're teaching people to move bricks on a construction site, right?"