Chapter 422: What You Need Is a Green Card

"I am Mephisto, Satan, the Demon King, and my name is as ever-changing as the wind, as innumerable as mortal death. The world calls me the embodiment of hatred, the creator of deals and contracts. ”

"I am the devil who always denies! Everything that comes into being is naturally destroyed, so it is better to have nothing happening. You call it destruction, crime, and simply put, evil, and that's what I am. ”

Mephisto sat on the couch with his legs crossed, and the old god introduced himself with a book in his hand, and after reading this paragraph, he turned the cover of the book towards Evenson and Nick Fury, and tapped his finger on the signature, "Faust".

"Truth be told, Goethe's book is well written. Mephisto raised the book and put it away, "The grasp of the artistic conception and the outline of the characters are very good, especially the words introduced to me, which are very stylish, so I left him a nice room in hell." ”

Nick Fury has a black face, are all these mysterious guys so unreliable?

Evenson also thought with a strange expression on the side, to introduce yourself and take out a book to read, you can be considered enough, but... Then again, I don't seem to have the face to say anything about him, "So, do you agree with this book, can he be considered your autobiography?"

"Of course not. Mephistopheles immediately denied it, "I'm just saying that the book is literary, but in terms of content, it's full of fabricated inaccuracies and biases." ”

"Really?" Evenson scratched his head, "I haven't read this book, but I think your image in it fits very well in reality." ”

"Okay. Mephisto explained with a wave of his hand, "In that era, I did make a deal with a mortal, that guy wanted a woman, I took him to pick up girls, he wanted the right, I let him have the right for a while, in short, I gave him everything he wanted, I value my credibility very much." ”

"But I don't have to read books to guess that these must have ended in tragedy. Evenson smiled and said to Nick Fury, "It's his usual style, and some of you who think you're smart will fall into his trap." ”

And Nick Fury gave him a blank look, and that's why you dumped him at me and asked me to talk to him about a deal?

"You can't look at things that way!" Mephisto was a little agitated, as if he had suddenly been wronged, "I gave a man beauty, fame, and power, and let him enjoy the glory and riches of the world, and at last let them collapse before him. ”

"So?" asked Evenson, puzzled, isn't this torture.

"So he should know that everything in the world is just a passing cloud, and from then on he will be enlightened!" Mephisto's eyes widened as if telling his innocence, "This should be a story of a god enlightening and saving the world, how did it become arrogant and destructive to me?"

Finally Mephisto looked at Nick Fury, "This must be discrimination, discrimination against my race, I guess you must have the same opinion as me." ”

I don't know if you've been discriminated against, but I feel like I'm being discriminated against now!Nick Fury said angrily, "Mephisto... The King of Hell... Why did you come to the world?"

"Nice attitude. Mephisto pointed to Nick Fury, who didn't mince words about him, and then smiled at Evenson, "Normally, when mortals know who I really am, they will be terrified or ecstatic, adored or angry, and it's rare to see someone like you who doesn't have many mood swings." ”

"He's been stimulated a lot during this time, and he's no longer weird about anything. Evenson rolled his eyes, looking at this time, Tolsif Saboteur, Cosmic Cube Zitari, Nick Fury had seen it all, what else could make him panic. "Don't say it's you, even if God suddenly runs away or descends to earth, he promises to check the household registration and work permit first. ”

"Okay. Mephisto felt a little bored, and began to answer Nick Fury's question, "I was super busy at work in Hell some time ago, so I plan to come to the world to take a vacation for more than ten years to relax." ”

The dignified Lord of Hell was squeezed into hell and couldn't stay any longer, and this was not a glorious thing, and Mephisto naturally wouldn't take it out and talk nonsense, so he took it with him.

Nick Fury didn't intend to ask what happened to Hell during this time, he just nodded, he was more concerned about what would happen to this devil when he came to the world, "But why are you looking for me... Get a visa?"

"I don't want to bother you with this big favor. Mephisto said helplessly, "Although there is a U.S. embassy in Hell Side, they don't carry out this business, it just so happens that this kid..." Mephisto glanced at Evenson, "He said that your S.H.I.E.L.D. specializes in handling all extraordinary affairs, so I have to come to you." ”

Nick Fury glared at Evenson fiercely, you kid knows to get me in trouble, "Actually, I'm more curious, why do you think you need a visa for such a thing?"

There are a lot of aliens who have come to Earth during this time, but whether it is good or bad, no one has ever informed him in advance, hiss... When you think about it like this, this devil with a bad reputation in front of me seems to be surprisingly well-behaved.

"I'm here for a vacation, I'm here to enjoy all the pleasures of the world, wine, food, beauty, well... I don't mind if it's a beautiful man. As soon as Mephisto said this, Evenson sat down in his chair and moved back vigorously, trying to distance himself from Mephisto. "In short, what I want is pleasure and not trouble, and because of my reputation and status, I'm afraid there will be a lot of people who don't like me, so I need someone who has a lot of weight to vouch for me. ”

"In this way, I think I want a tourist visa. Nick Fury pretended to be like he was really a visa officer, "But you've been traveling for so long, I think what you really need is permanent residency, which is a green card." ”

Evenson raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart, why is Nick Fury suddenly so generous today? He actually took the initiative to improve the other party's welfare, how could this kind of thing not fall on me? But after thinking about it, he understood why.

Tourist visas are time-limited, which means that Mephisto's human behavior is only restricted within this period. But after this visa expires, Mephisto will return to hell even if he keeps his promise for a while, but when he comes back the next time he smuggles back, it will be unrestrained, and you can't expect him to take a vacation the next time he returns.

But permanent residency is different, permanent means that it will not expire, and as long as Mephisto is alive, he will come to earth and accept the negotiated code of conduct.

actually came up with such a method once and for all, or someone else could be the governor.