The smile on Mephisto's face was a little stiff, and the corners of his eyes twitched unnaturally, apparently he also understood the true meaning of Nick Fury's proposal.

"Is this necessary?" Mephisto said in a somewhat unhappy tone, "I am the head of a country anyway, and it seems that such a thing as changing nationality is not very decent." ”

Decency? You've been reduced to this now, and what decency is there to talk about. After Evenson understood Nick's intentions, he immediately added fuel to the fire, "But even if you are given the status of a refugee, it will not be time-limited for more than ten years, and during this period, you can only be with those disciples in this designated area?"

"Which cultists, which cultists?!" Mephisto was a little puzzled when he heard this, but he immediately reacted, "Please, you can spare me, I just made a joke in the 7th century, I didn't expect them to develop like this now." ”

"Oh, I seem to have just found the main person responsible for most of the horrors in the world. Nick Fury's face is ugly, it turns out that the culprit is you kid" This situation can be very detrimental to your entry application. ”

"What's the matter with me?" Mephisto looked innocent, "It's not my fault, it's all the devil forcing me! I never forced you to do anything. ”

Mephistopheles said, the expression on his face gradually became serious, "It is not up to me to decide who will condemn hell, it is all you human beings, you have sent yourself to hell, your sins have driven you to hell, your sins have forced you to sink in hell. ”

"Do you know what's the funniest thing?" Mephisto suddenly became interested, and said to Nick Fury with a wicked smile, "The gates of hell are closed only to the devil, and it is very difficult for us to pass through there, but for the human soul is always open, but, since ancient times, there has never been a soul that can be released early before the end of his sentence, do you know what that means?"

Seeing Evenson and Nick Fury shake their heads in a bit of a daze, Mephisto was satisfied with revealing the mystery, "This means that even though I think they have paid for their sins, they still haven't really repented, really, if it weren't for the housing shortage, I would really like to sentence them to life imprisonment." ”

"Are those sinners so stubborn?" Evenson touched his chin, a little disbelieving, "I've seen a lot of people crying and swearing to repent before they even went to prison alive, and they shouldn't go to hell to be tough guys." ”

We have different understandings of the concept of repentance. Mephisto didn't smile, and now that these topics were discussed, he gradually revealed his temperament as the lord of hell "Regret, fear, these are not real remorse, even if they regret it, they can always find a reason, such as I had to do it under the circumstances, I didn't do what others would do, I was too excited to control myself, etc., etc., etc.,

"Human beings are so stubborn that they can always find a reason to justify their crimes and deceive themselves about their souls. But sin is sin, and no reason can change that fact. Only by completely denying one's own actions, no longer making any defenses against one's crimes, and thoroughly realizing that everything is completely wrong, such a person can be saved. ”

"It's... It's a bit harsh. Evenson was a little speechless, is there anyone in this world who can do what Mephisto said? There should be, but if he can do this, he won't go to hell at all.

"The road to salvation is harsh, and," Mephisto said righteously, "no one can forgive them, not even God, but they themselves can forgive themselves!"

"I think let's talk about your way forward first. Nick Fury's voice was a little dry, this old boy was worthy of being the Devil Monarch, and after talking to him for such a short time, he felt that his heart was filled with negative energy, as if all mankind was not worthy of sympathy and protection at all.

"Well," Nick Fury thought for a moment, "and it doesn't matter if you don't want to change your nationality, we can give you dual citizenship because of your special status, so the green card won't cause you any inconvenience." ”

Mephisto saw Nick Fury mention this stubble again, and immediately pulled down his face and stared at Nick Fury's one-eyed familiarity for a long time. ”

Evenson's pupils shrank, he actually agreed, this is equivalent to putting a permanent confinement spell on his head, what is hell bad now?

"Very well, let's move on to the next agenda. Nick Fury thought nervously for a moment, "Generally, green cards are only issued to those who can contribute to their home country, such as investment, so Mr. Mephisto, what can you contribute to the world?"

Mephisto's eyes widened, and he actually let a devil contribute? You're sick in the head, but... I've really done a lot of things, "I ended the Vietnam War early, ended the Cold War, and prevented World War III, aren't these contributions big enough?"

Hearing this, Nick Fury was really stunned for a moment, but he immediately looked away, not looking at Mephisto with a dissatisfied look, even if these are true, can you still take it back after you have done it? I want you to make a statement about what contribution you can make in the future.

Shameless! Mephisto didn't get angry when he saw Nick Fury's appearance, but his eyes rolled and he felt as if he understood something, "3 billion." After finishing speaking, he also emphasized the "pound!" I understand this rule, don't you just want a red envelope, I'll give you a big one.

With a click, Nick Fury twisted his head and his neck rattled, and his one eye almost fell to the ground.

Evenson was even more exaggerated, he almost fell off the couch directly, I'll fuck it, you bastard is a two-five-eyed, why didn't you put this condition on me at that time?

"Hmm—" Nick Fury groaned, then turned his head to the side again. Although he is not a greedy person, it takes some perseverance to refuse such a large sum of money.

Mephisto raised his eyebrows and changed the price code, "Mona Lisa, genuine, topless." ”

This old guy has a lot of good things in his hands, and he must not make a jade seal for a while! Evenson suddenly felt that even if he added the $60 billion that was not in his hands, he would probably be a bargain compared to Mephisto.

However, Nick Fury is determined to be resolute in the face of such treasures. Mephisto blinked and said, "Vatican City." ”

"Ahem. Nick Fury coughed like he was choking. Mephistopheles, on the other hand, said, "Don't be so surprised, the Pope has sold the Vatican to me since the year I sold the indulgences." ”

"But what do I want that place for? I'm not a pope. Nick Fury gasped.

"Well, then it looks like you won't want me to go out to the moon. Mephisto shrugged helplessly, but he looked like the others were really hell-, and had to say, "You really think that guy named Buzz can go to space without making a trade?"

Co-authored in the development of human space, you have also made a lot of contributions, Evenson said bluntly, "I think it is right to set up a monument for you now, and build a temple and make a golden body." ”

"Go ahead and remember to pay me for the copyright of my portrait. Mephisto said casually, and then stared at Nick Fury, "Well, you have a lot of colleagues and subordinates, some of them are already in hell, some of them haven't passed yet, I can promise you now, I can raise my hand and make their lives as easy as possible, for example, let them join the pioneer group, go to the border to build me a new prison, you know, doing coolies in hell is the easiest job, I can contract this work to S.H.I.E.L.D." ”