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Barbecue party.

There are not many people who come, except for Mai Xiaoyu, Chen Qiaoen and Yao Beina, that is, the members of the MLGB band, including Diao Yi, are all their own people.

Looking at Diao Yi's little friends, taking turns to dangle in front of him, and finally Diao Yi dangled a big lump of meat in front of his eyes to "scratch his head and make a pose", Mai Xiaoyu finally determined why Diao Yi, a fat man, had an open-air barbecue party in the cold winter wax moon.

"You're sick!"

Mai Xiaoyu unceremoniously scolded.

After knowing each other for so many years, he knows these people. If you speak too politely, they will think you are hypocritical, and if you say something straight all the time, you can win their approval.

Sure enough, Diao Yi shuddered when he heard this: "Where am I sick?"

His friends also came over, one by one, with curious, excited, nervous, questioning and other eyes, waiting for Mai Xiaoyu to answer.

Not far away, Chen Qiaoen and Yao Beina stood by the barbecue grill, chatting while flipping over the food. At this moment, he also cast a curious gaze and wanted to hear what Mai Xiaoyu had to say.

"You're not sick, why are you hanging around in front of me!"

Diao Yi was stunned for a moment, and then said hurriedly: "No, I'm asking if there is anything wrong with my body." ”

"Yes, you are so fat, you must be three high. ”

"Cut!"

Diao Yi's friends sneered at Diao Yi, a person in his forties and fifties, like a child.

"Take a good look, in addition to the three highs, are there any other problems with my body?"

Feeling that Diao Yi was a little anxious, Mai Xiaoyu shrunk his coat and looked at him suspiciously: "Did you take medicine today?"

"We never touch that thing, music can make us high!" said loudly to Six Fingers, "Maizi, you are very good at the 'hope' in Chinese medicine, and you can see the lesion through your clothes, so we want to try the real and fake." ”

I'll go!

A bunch of guys who are so well fed that they have nothing to do!

Wrong!

Thinking of something, Mai Xiaoyu glanced at Yao Beina not far away, and asked Diao Yi: "How is Nana's physical examination results?"

"Breast cancer. The doctor said that fortunately, it was found in time, it was only early stage, and there was no big problem. I'm curious, Nana doesn't know, how do you know?"

"I don't know. ”

"I hate you people who are empty-headed. You don't know? After seeing Nana, I kept staring at people's chests, and I thought you wanted to take advantage of her, but you asked me to accompany her to the hospital for a comprehensive physical examination, and she also checked out the early stage of breast cancer, isn't Nana?"

How does this make Yao Beina answer?

Words like breast cancer and breast hyperplasia are difficult for most young women to say.

Yao Beina whispered "um", and Chen Qiaoen helped: "How can you ask like this!"

"What's this, it's all adults. Diao Yi muttered, and took his friends to watch Mai Xiaoyu, "How do you explain?"

Admit your sister!

Mai Xiaoyu lit a cigarette and squinted his eyes and asked, "Has the operation been done?"

"Not yet. It was a bit late to go for the examination, and the hospital had only made several plans such as breast-conserving treatment and radical excision not long ago, and she was still considering it. The plan is to wait until February, after the release of a new single after the New Year, and then be admitted to the hospital. ”

"Do you think I saw that she had breast cancer and sent her to the hospital for a full check-up?"

"Isn't it?"

"Nima, it's freezing this day, why did you call me to the open-air barbecue party? Can't you say it on the phone?"

Diao Yi scolded his friends: "I said on the phone that they didn't believe it." ”

"So after I came, you all dangled in front of me one by one? Are you really sick, why don't you just go to the hospital for a comprehensive examination?"

"You show us first, and then we go to the hospital for a check-up and confirm it. ”

"How boring it would be for someone to do this!"

Mai Xiaoyu was completely convinced, Diao Yi's gang of goods was purely idle and had fun.

He didn't look at it, but people didn't agree, saying that he looked down on people.

The chaos made Mai Xiaoyu want to scold.

"Okay, okay, I'll show you, okay. ”

Diao Yi and his friends lined up in order, took turns to walk in front of Mai Xiaoyu and took a turn, and Mai Xiaoyu finally commented.

"It's the ugliest talent show I've ever seen, and I feel like I'm going blind. As he spoke, Mai Xiaoyu closed his eyes and pointed at Diao Yi, "You, breast cancer." ”

Diao Yi's little friend burst into laughter, Diao Yi wanted to scold her mother angrily, Chen Qiaoen and Yao Beina also covered their mouths and chuckled.

Soon, everyone couldn't laugh, because Mai Xiaoyu pointed to Diao Yi's friends and gave everyone a word.

"You, breast cancer!"

"You, breast cancer!"

"You, Breast Cancer ......"

Milk girl!

Diao Yi and his friends were furious.

"Maizi, are you deliberately fooling us?"

"What's the matter, look down on my brothers?"

"Malegobi, how can a man get breast cancer!"

Mai Xiaoyu glared: "Ignorance! Who told you that men won't get breast cancer, when you go to the hospital for an examination, just ask the doctor." ”

Can men get breast cancer?

Mai Xiaoyu had fun with these goods, and he could be regarded as exposing this matter.

However, when eating dinner, he still told Yao Beina not to work too hard as soon as possible, and the body is the most important thing.

Yao Beina has already put this matter at ease, and her dinner is based on vegetables and fruits according to the recipe given by the doctor, and she does not touch barbecue and fried foods that are not conducive to her condition.

During the meal, everyone was still talking and laughing, but when dinner was over, Diao Yi instructed Chen Qiaoen to try out the episode of "Stars", and his face became ugly.

……

At nine o'clock in the evening, everyone dispersed, and Mai Xiaoyu drove Chen Qiaoen back to the city.

On the way, Chen Qiaoen asked, "Is it hard for me to sing?"

"You sing very well, it's just that Lao Diao's fat man is too demanding. When I was filming "Why", I still wanted to sing the theme song by myself, but the dead fat man heard about it and said directly, if I sang it, don't record it in MLGB. ”

"Really?"

"Why should I lie to you. ”

"Are you lying to me less?"

"Uh......" Mai Xiaoyu was dumbfounded, and decisively diverted the topic, "Go back and record in the recording studio, after post-editing and tuning, it will definitely sound good." ”

"Ask you something. ”

Say. ”

"How do you know that Nana has breast cancer?" Chen Qiaoen was also curious, Mai Xiaoyu had many secrets hidden in him, "Could it be that you are an alien?"

Mai Xiaoyu: "......"

It's really hard for him to say anything about this topic.

Aliens shouldn't be, but the strange dream in his head, Mai Xiaoyu can't explain it?

"Why don't you speak? Are you really an alien? 'Star' can't be based on your own experience, right?"

"Please, don't be so naïve. ”

"Then I'll ask you a question, and you must answer it honestly. ”

"You ask. ”

"Have you ever dreamed of me before?"