"Passengers, I am about to arrive at Weifang Airport......"

I was woken up by the announcement from the plane, and I felt the plane dive......

Wait...... Dive?!Pilot, you're drinking too much vodka!! you're not going to throw us down like a bomb!

In my nervousness, the huge airliner was aimed at the runway, but the Russian pilot was drunk. www.biquge.info They raised the nose of the plane at extremely low speeds, causing the plane to stall and land in a way that would allow Mr. Newton to lift the coffin board.

After landing on the landing gear, there was loud applause in the cabin, and after taking a deep breath, I said to the flight attendant as I got off the plane: "Davarich, thank you pilots for not killing you." ”

Leave the airport with your bag on your back, and this time you won't have to take the bus. My classmate's mother drove an extended Hummer to pick me up, and this extended Hummer must be very expensive, and this treatment is really unspoken.

However, I silently complained in my heart: First is the Maozi pilot who drove the plane after drinking, and then the female driver of the rear strength of my country's tank troops......

The inside of the extended Hummer is quite spacious, and the old classmates are basically here this time. Of course, I don't know all of them, I only know my squad leader. (Comrade Yu Yinwei, maybe you have seen this book, maybe you haven't.) I'm sorry to add you to the novel without permission. Salute!)

I also know my good engine oil in the class, that is, Comrade 'Linglong D' Xueba.

Oh yes, I forgot there's a rotten boy, uh...... Of course, I can't say that, because he only met me because of a coincidence, and they played smashing and robbing 5 together on the spot. Later, he was embarrassed to find out that it was a classmate, but the rotten boy was not bad, most of it was due to his parents.

I saluted Yu Yinwei with a military salute: "Comrade squad leader, soldier Liu Tianqi has come to report!

The car suddenly laughed, and the squad leader also acted seriously: "Comrade soldier, welcome back and return to the team!"

Since it's acting, it naturally has to be finished, so I sit down as standard: "Yes!"

After saying that, I laughed with my classmates, I laughed so happily, I haven't felt this way for a long time, and I can really relax.

The next thing is that everyone gets embarrassing cancer together, yes, that's right, exlode each other's black history. It's like I had a confrontation with Rotten Boy for a while before we had a good time.

I used to be nicknamed 'Cold-Blooded Guard' by girls, well, this title is the key to my becoming a military fan.

As they were teasing, I threw a look at the person sitting in front of me and said, "Do you remember when I was sweeping at you with a toy AK?"

His face darkened and he replied, "As a result, the boys called you 'Islam.'" ”

What a affectionate name for an Islamist, but I still remember how I got this achievement, so I replied to him, "But if you don't play machismo, how can I shoot you ahead of you?"

A black buddy next to him spoke, and this comrade should have been abruptly passed by me: "It's nothing to shoot, you are still ruthless, and you directly used the three no attributes to sprout the head teacher, but the head teacher asked me to copy the lyrics of "Three Major Styles, Eight Attentions" a hundred times without saying a word. ”

I grimaced and said, "Whoever made the head teacher a two-dimensional poisoned person, and he is a three-uncontrollable, it's not a fool to take advantage of it." ”

The black comrade pointed his finger at me, then paused a few times and said, "But you are like this, where did you get the three non-attributes?" ”

"That's ......"

Before I finished my words, Comrade Xueba interrupted me: "This is why female spies are popular, right?" It's also thanks to you that you can hide for so long, and you don't play with your classmates, we thought our guards really crossed over from the second dimension. ”

I made a dumb riddle: "I also said I was a rocket launcher, eh, no, I had to sleep, and I drank some vodka on the plane." ”

I finally patted Comrade Xueba's leg: "Call me when it's time." ”

The Extended Hummer drove to the abandoned factory we were going to in laughter, and I still had some expectations, hehe......