Nanjing, China, Japan. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Passing through alley 31, near the city walls, a small café comes into view. Even though it used to be quiet and a place where many artists frequented, now it is sparsely populated and has a more atmospheric atmosphere than before.

Pushing open the wooden door, Commissar Tan whispered: "A cup of black tea." ”

The waiter replied with a blank face, "Yes, sir." ”

The corners of Political Commissar Tan's mouth turned up slightly: "One question, to make black tea, put tea or milk first?"

"What do you think, sir?"

"Put it at the same time. ”

"Do you want jam?"

"No, thank you. ”

When Commissar Tan finished answering, an expression appeared on the waiter's face, and she handed the black tea to Commissar Tan and said, "The cubicle on the far left of the men's toilet is being repaired." ”

Political Commissar Tan also thanked him in a low voice, and then sat down in the inner position and slowly sipped the black tea.

However, the code of the Central Revolutionary Federation was chosen, and Political Commissar Tan remembered the irritating foreigner quotations of his world.

For example, say to an American: Happy911toyou. ）

And in front of the Germans it was said: Long live the Führer!

As well as nuclear peace in front of the Japanese.

Oh yes, and to say Gorbachev in front of the Russians. (Our history teacher has done it to death)

After drinking tea, Commissar Tan walked to the toilet, came to the cubicle that was being repaired, and opened the door. There was a neat crack in the wall of the toilet, and he walked into it sideways, the passage was very narrow, and he wondered if anyone would ever get stuck.

Finally, after walking through the passage, the passage closed by itself, and at this time the lights were turned on, and Commissar Tan saw the person sitting in the corner.

The room was empty, only a table and a few stools, and an old man said to Commissar Tan, "Please take a seat, friend." ”

Political Commissar Tan sat down on the stool, and then took out an equipment sales document from his briefcase: "This is the reinforcement we can give you, all of which are our usual equipment." ”

"Don't be in such a hurry, young man. The old man said, "I want to speak directly with your commander. ”

Political Commissar Tan looked impatient and took out a voice recorder from his pocket: "I'm sorry, our commander is busy, but she recorded for you." ”

Yamato's voice came out of the recorder: "Hello, comrades of the Chinese Revolutionary Federation. I am the commander of the Sino-Soviet joint base, the Yamato, and now the base is actively establishing diplomatic relations with the deep sea of the Pacific Ocean, so I can't give you more assistance. ”

"In this way, I'll learn how to get fat and sell you all the equipment at [-75%], which is conscientious, and I support various payment methods. Of course, you have to talk about how to pay for it, I went to organize a military parade. ”

After the recording was played, the old man asked the first question: "Who is G Fat?"

This question choked Commissar Tan, he thought that the old man would ask questions related to Yamato, and he thought about how to answer, but Commissar Tan never expected that the other party would ask this question. As a result, he directly said what was in his heart: "A ZZ that sells games, the price is expensive, and after opening Alipay payment to cheat money, he also brazenly opened the WeChat payment channel again." It is estimated that the reason why G is so fat is because he only gained weight after squeezing out the player's blood......"

The old man looked speechlessly at the political commissar Tan who was black and fat and gushing, and felt the anger from the Chinese gamers. (But no matter how angry you are, you'll buy it when Steam sells it, just like those who shout for chopping hands.) Note: For example, Apocalypse me. ）

"Let's talk about buying weapons, these weapons ......"

As soon as it came to weapons, Political Commissar Tan came back to his senses: "The weapons are all matched, and a set of weapons is used to fight together, which is simply an eighteen Arhats......"