Zhang Jie suddenly realized: "Oh, are you a thief?"

Li Fan said with an unhappy face: "Look at you, Zhongxing University, such a cultured person speaks so ugly, what is a thief?"

Zhang Jie asked, "Then should you be called ......?"

Li Fan said: "Dig out the bag!"

Zhang Jie exclaimed: "Is this different, this!"

Li Fan said with a bitter face: "I'm really enough." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info In order to steal this little thing, he spends his days muttering, secretly shrinking, trembling and frightened, and sneaking around

It's not chic at all. I'm so fed up, I regret how I became a thief?"

Zhang Jie said: "It's good to understand!"

Li Fan said seriously: "Why don't you block the road and rob it?"

Poof! The audience on and off the stage, in front of the TV, and on the Internet burst into laughter. It's a fucked up twist. I thought he would say, "Wash your heart."

noodles". It turned out to be ......

Hahaha, that's funny. Someone on the Internet watched it, and at the same time, they talked everywhere: "Everyone, watch the live broadcast of Zhongxingda, that cross talk is really funny,

I burst out laughing. ”

"Agreed, the turn was so unexpected, I couldn't help but laugh. ”

"Yes, the burden came too suddenly, too funny, I really can't help it, I recommend everyone to watch it. ”

"I also recommend it, I feel that this cross talk can become a classic. ”

At the same time, Yu Chi Muxue's private blog also spoke: "Haha, Xiao Lizi's cross talk amused me to death, it's really a loss if you don't watch it!"

Not only that, Yun Feixian, but also many Zhongxing University Girls, Wu Qing, Xia Yue, Jin Xin, Du Yuanyuan... also lost no time in Li Fanxuan

, immediately attracted a large number of people, logged in to the channel of Zhongxing University to watch.

Even Jing Hongyou, who has never spoken in order to avoid suspicion, also spoke on his goddess's private blog: "Cross talk is very good, original work,

Excellent!"

On the stage here, Zhang Jie hurriedly grabbed Li Fan and said, "Robbery is not as good as a thief." ”

Li Fan said with a straight face: "Really, if you are caught in a roadblock robbery, you will be killed, so you don't have to suffer such a crime." ”

Zhang Jie said: "Hey, I said, as long as you make up your mind to make corrections, I will do my best to help you." ”

Li Fan stretched out his thumb and said, "Good sir, this sentence is all in place." ”

Zhang Jie said: "That's right!"

Li Fan sighed: "But let me wash my hands thoroughly, and they won't spare me." ”

Zhang Jie was surprised: "You joined the gangsters, the underworld?"

Li Fan snorted and said, "Who joined the hooligan gang?"

Zhang Jie asked puzzled: "What ......?"

Li Fan said solemnly: "The one I joined is called a thief company. ”

Zhang Jie said suspiciously: "Thief company?"

Li Fan said proudly: "The full name is Thief Finance Co., Ltd. ”

Haha, haha, I laughed both online and offline. That's a point!

"Oh my God, the thief, and the company. Thief company, really can make up the word. It's so funny. ”

"That is, thieves also have companies, and they are not afraid of being caught. ”

"The most engaging thing is the full name, Thief Finance Co., Ltd. I'm X, I laughed and smoked. ”

Ditto, my stomach hurt with laughter. Haha, these two people are so talented, they can come up with this paragraph, it's amazing!"

"Haha, I'm looking forward to the following. ”

"Looking forward to it!"

Yun Feixian made a laughing expression in the goddess's private blog: "Hehehe, Thief Finance Co., Ltd." This company is definitely going to be on fire, laughing to death

。 ”

Du Yuanyuan posted an animation of a girl laughing and lying on the ground crying: "No, my stomach hurts from laughing." It's been a long time since I've heard such a funny look

Voiced. ”

......

On the stage, Zhang Jie continued to ask: "How many people are in your company?"

Li Fan replied: "More than 100 people. ”

Zhang Jie was surprised: "More than a hundred thieves? ”

Li Fan replied: "It's not all thieves, it's just the two of us who really insist on working on the front line." ”

Zhang Jie said: "What about the others?"

Li Fan replied solemnly: "They are all leading cadres. ”

Poof, the audience is happy again. Thieves and leading cadres, I'll go, it's too much. What's more, more than a hundred people, two thieves, and everything else

Leader, are you a thief company, or a government agency!

Zhang Jie then asked everyone's questions: "Do you thief company still have leading cadres?"

Li Fan said with a natural face: "Hey, what you said: 'The train runs fast, it all depends on the headband.'" The cadres took the lead, and the thieves had the momentum,

If the thief has no leader, it must be bad to steal, either he can't steal, or he can't run. ’”

said one by one, so that the audience couldn't help but laugh.

Zhang Jie asked, "Then what kind of cadres do you have?"

Li Fan said: "There are many cadres, one general manager, forty-eight deputy managers. ”

Zhang Jie said: "Forty-eight people?"

Li Fan said: "Everyone is in charge." ”

Zhang Jie said: "What do you care?"

Li Fan said: "There are those who are in charge of administration, some are in charge of organization, some are in charge of propaganda, some are in charge of logistics, and some are in charge of family planning..."

Zhang Jie said: "I'm waiting, your thief company still has family planning?"

Li Fan said: "Hey, what you said is a game of chess in the whole country, and we thieves are no exception." Otherwise, everyone has family planning, we are thieves

Born casually, thieves give birth to thieves, thieves give birth to young thieves, thieves give birth to more and more, and there are fewer and fewer good people, who do we steal?"

Zhang Jie said: "You are also for ecological balance. ”

Speaking of this, the cross talk has gradually entered the climax stage, and the burdens continue to appear, making the audience laugh and laugh one after another

Stop.

There are even more discussions:

"It's so good, everyone, let's watch the party of the star university. ”

"The thief company, I really laughed to death. ”

"Haha, the burden is one after another! The author is so talented!"

"Agreed, this is the best cross talk I've ever heard this year. ”

In the midst of discussions, the ratings of Zhongxing University are rising step by step.

Li Fan's cross talk is still continuing: "Of course, these are all departments from the upper level to the next level, and the division of labor is even more detailed." ”

Zhang Jie said: "What are the subjects?"

Li Fan said: "You just take this security department as an example......

Zhang Jie stopped and said, "No, you wait a while, why do you thief company want to protect the department?"

Li Fan said: "It's too necessary, more than a hundred thieves gather together, if there is no security department, then the company has something to do without blinking an eye."

Our company is a thief, and Document No. 1 of 2359 clearly points out: The more thieves den it is, the more we must strengthen the anti-theft work!"

Zhang Jie said: "It's hard to prevent thieves"

Poof, Wei Chi Muxue laughed, the thief's security department, Xiao Li Zi thought of this agency, it was too funny.

The elegant Yun Feixian also covered her mouth and smiled, the thief sent a document, and the more thieves den, the more important the anti-theft work. It's too reasonable, it's reasonable

She laughed constantly.

Li Fan said: "Of course, these are all permanent institutions, and if there is a central task, many temporary institutions have to be added." ”

Zhang Jie said: "What kind of institutions are there?"

Li Fan said: "That's too much, you like, you have to set up a spring thief when you get to the Spring Festival."

Zhang Jie said: "What?

Li Fan said: "During the Spring Festival, the office was raided and burglarized, referred to as the Spring Theft Office. ”

Poof, let countless people spray rice, spring theft, raid theft during the Spring Festival, such a powerful institution.

Zhang Jie said: "What about Women's Day?"

Li Fan said: "Set up a women's theft office." ”

Zhang Jie said: "May Fourth Youth Day?"

Li Fan said: "Green thieves!"

Zhang Jie said: "Children's Day?"

Li Fan said: "Son steals!"

Zhang Jie said: "There is no delay in the New Year's holidays. ”

Li Fan said: "You said that it is a New Year's holiday, and today we will set up a Zhongxing Dragon Boat Festival Gala!

Joint Office of Theft Commission. ”

Hahaha, the Zhongxing college students in the audience were stunned when they heard it, it was so interesting, even the party of Zhongxing University was arranged, and they learned with a smile

The students leaned forward and backwards. Only Hu Fei's face was pale, looking at the reactions of the people around him, he also knew that Li Fan's cross talk was a great success, how could he not hate, and secretly felt in his heart

Scolded: "Bastard!"

Hu Fei naturally no one pays attention to him now, and Zhang Jie's performance over there is also getting better, and he is very good, and said, "Hey, don't!"

Li Fandao said with a mysterious face: "Our director came to the scene to command!"

Zhang Jiedao asked curiously, "Who is your director?"

Li Fan looked left and right and said, "Don't say it, just sue me alone, our director is..."

Zhang Jie leaned over and asked, "Who?"

Li Fan said: "Jing Hongyou!"

Zhang Jie was shocked: "My God, everyone should pay attention, this may not be the time to start." ”

Poof, everyone watching the whole network squirted. Who is Jing Hongyou? The goddess of the solar system is ranked 43rd, which is known to the whole world as a super girl

God, almost no one knows. Now Li Fan is ridiculing her, which makes people laugh, but he doesn't feel that there is anything wrong.

Even Jing Hongyou herself listened, and the little mouth that had just taken a sip of tea sprayed elegantly, and the camera gave her a shot at the right time. The goddess laughed

The lens is also so beautiful, so beautiful, and intoxicating.

Jing Hongyou shook her head and smiled, being teased by her own students, but she was not angry at all, but felt very funny, only in her thirties, mature

She is still a little lively in her heart, and she appreciates this little playfulness.

At the same time, because of this ridicule, Jing Hongyou also remembered this student who had never heard of it before - Li Fan. Short, fat, and featureless, but

She just remembered.

This is exactly what Li Fan is aiming for. Why did he boldly take Jing Hong, who is the leader of the school, to make fun of it, it was calculated that the other party would not be there on this occasion

Meaning. On the contrary, you will leave an impression in the other person's mind.

Don't leave an impression in the other party's heart, how to get close to the other party, not close, how to get the other party's private contact information, how to complete the task

。

Li Fan's IQ is not given in vain, and now he is drilling into the cracks to shorten the distance between him and the leader of this beautiful school.