The goddesses above the flower appearance level recognized by the system, Li Fan has only met them now when they are full of calculations, Yu Chi Muxue, Yun Feixian, Mi Xin, and Jing Hongyou. Pen, fun, and pavilion www.biquge.info not yet

is enough for the number of goals for his ultimate task, so he knows that it is impossible for Jing Hongyou to be a teacher, a school leader, or an age, so he has to be tough

on the scalp. It's a helplessness that has no choice but to be forced to blow up the bunker.

If there is another choice, Li Fan really doesn't want to target Jing Hongyou, it is too difficult. These four lieutenants, Chi Muxue, are already friends with him

Friends, Yun Feixian has also been in contact in the past few days, at least at the beginning, and Mi Xin also has contact information. Jing Hongyou has no intersection at all, Li Fan is

Take this opportunity to have a little cause and effect with Jing Hongyou, so that there will be a good opportunity in the future.

Li Fan looked in the direction of Jing Hongyou, and continued to say in a cross voice: "There are many people who don't do anything, this person is superficial, and he has to be streamlined for several years.

The more streamlined you are, the more people you have. There's no way, it's all pulling the relationship through the back door. Sent by superiors. Those who were sent had to be a cadre. Actually, we're one

Units with a strong sense of business...... It doesn't mean that individuals can work as cadres when they come to us. A layman leads an insider, and none of the subordinates is not in trouble

Yes, you say this person can do it, but people say no: say this person can't do it, people say okay, you can't be angry. We're circulating there

A couplet, too telling. ”

Zhang Jie said: "What couplet?"

Li Fan said: "Shanglian is, if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it, you can do it." ”

Zhang Jie said: "Downlink?"

Li Fan said: "If you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it." ”

Zhang Jie said: "Horizontal batch?"

Li Fan said: "If you don't accept it, you can't do it!"

Zhang Jie said: "You are still a generation of literate thieves. ”

Li Fan said: "The most terrible thing is that every time a team is established, a target of several thousand yuan will be issued. ”

Zhang Jie said: "Then steal it." ”

Li Fan said: "It's not easy to talk about, you haven't stolen recently." ”

Zhang Jie nodded: "That's." Then he immediately reacted and said, "Don't, I didn't steal it!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "Yes, you didn't steal it." You don't know the difficulties here, we have few people who steal large items, and it is worthless to steal small items. steal

I didn't dare to take the passbook. Always tired, hard work, can't steal tens of thousands of dollars a day. ”

Zhang Jie said: "It's a lot of this. ”

Li Fan said: "No, it's not enough to steal enough flowers!"

Zhang Jie asked, "As for it?"

Li Fan said with an expression that you don't understand: "Ah, I'll calculate it for you!"

Zhang Jie said: "Okay, you do the math." ”

Li Fan said: "There are more than 100 thieves in our company, eating, drinking, sleeping, sitting, lying and walking, this has to cost money, right?"

Zhang Jie said: "It costs money. ”

Li Fan said angrily: "Endless going to tourist attractions to study and hold meetings, this has to cost money, right? This is not counted, our leading cadres still have to come out."

You say you're a thief company, what kind of alien planet are you going to investigate? You say you're learning the advanced theft techniques of other planets!"

Zhang Jie said: "This is also to break out of the earth and steal into the solar system." ”

At this time, Luo Xiqing, the "Xiqing Heroine" of Zhongyu University, also laughed in her spare time as a host, and couldn't help but leave a message in her private blog: "Too much."

It's just that, it's imaginative, and I haven't laughed like this for a long time. Give a thumbs up in your private name. ”

The goddess spoke, and the fans below were naturally crazy.

"Wow! The goddess of sunset also said that it is good-looking, that is, good-looking!"

"Fully supportive, obey the orders of the goddess. ”

"I watched it too, and it really looks good!"

Coupled with the praise of many goddesses such as Yu Chi Muxue , Yun Feixian , etc., now the Internet is already a good situation, and the ratings of Zhongxing University have been

Break fourth, ranked first.

And as Li Fan's cross talk enters the climax, the ratings are still soaring.

Of course, Li Fan didn't know at this time, and continued: "What is the most intolerable thing? is to see other companies on TV

Sue, our company also wants to advertise!"

Zhang Jie was surprised: "Your thief company also wants to advertise?"

Li Fan said: "The advertising words have been written. ”

Zhang Jie said: "What words?"

Li Fan puffed out his cheeks and said, "Friend, do you want to get rich quickly?

。 The contact person of our company..."

Zhang Jie asked, "Who?"

Li Fan replied: "It is not appropriate to spread it. ”

Zhang Jie asked: "Communication number?"

Li Fan said: "Keep it secret for the time being. ”

Zhang Jie said: "E-mail address?"

Li Fan said: "I have no comment. ”

Zhang Jie said: "Company address?"

Li Fan said: "Take a shot to change places." ”

Zhang Jie said: "Who can find it?"

The cross talk is full of baggage, climaxes, gradual ending, laughing off the Internet, praised on the Internet, and the ratings are in Li Fan's last line: "Bureaucracy."

Kill people!" was over, and it was almost five.

Warm applause rang out from the audience, and the two bowed and left the stage.

Background.

"Xiao Lizi, your cross talk is so good!" Yu Chi Muxue said with a smile: "When people are unhappy in the future, you will be responsible for making me amused." ”

"Okay!" Li Fan said: "Follow the will of Niangniang." ”

"Congratulations!" Yun Feixian said: "Now we are ranked first in the ratings of Zhongxingda, and you have the greatest credit." ”

Li Fan said modestly: "I have won the award, I don't dare to take it." ”

Wu Qing slapped him directly: "If there is anything you dare not do, it is your credit." ”

Zhang Jie hurriedly licked his face and said, "And my credit." ”

"Okay!" Du Yuanyuan said: "If you make up the numbers, you also have credit." ”

Zhang Jie was stunned, he made up the numbers.

Du Yuanyuan looked at Li Fan: "Classmate Li Fan, why do I think you are quite familiar." ”

Li Fan said: "What do you mean, we've known each other for a few days, and you still don't know me!"

Du Yuanyuan stuck out her little tongue and said, "I didn't mean that." I mean, how do I feel, before Mu Xue introduced you to us, me

It's like I've seen you somewhere!"

Li Fan coughed and hurriedly diverted the topic: "I look more popular, too ordinary, whoever looks familiar with me." ”

Dizzy, you can't let her think about it, if she remembers that she and Yu Chi Muxue have been in the dormitory for a long time, it will be troublesome.

Lu Yuyao tweeted Wen Jing's eyes and said lightly: "Congratulations, Xiaofan, I also think that it seems that I should have known you earlier." I just want to

I'm sorry I've seen you anywhere. ”

Hehe, a few days ago, you sat on my lap twice, and sat for a long time, if you weren't wearing panties, I guess you would have been all that for me.

Ahem, of course Li Fan didn't dare to say this, he could only hold back his heart, otherwise he would definitely be beaten to death by Lu Yuyao's fans.

A beautiful woman who looked exactly the same as Lu Yuyao jumped out next to her, which made Li Fan couldn't help but be amazed, especially when the sisters were standing together

It's amazing.

Unlike Lu Yuyao, this girl does not wear glasses, and her hair is tied in two ponytails on both sides, which seems to be more lively

Jump: "Congratulations!"

A group of beauties gathered around to congratulate and congratulate, and Li Fan was so unhappy in the eyes of outsiders.

Especially Hu Fei's teeth itching, his heart was very uneven, obviously he should be ugly, but he didn't want him to be so beautiful, Hu Fei gritted his teeth lightly

He said: "This matter is not over, I see how long you can be proud." ”

Not to mention the backstage, there is now a heated discussion on the Internet.

The video of Li Fan's cross talk has been edited out in the fastest time and logged in on major websites.

"Classic! classic cross talk "Thief Company", don't regret it!"

"This year, the most classic cross talk, logged in to the Zhongxing Dragon Boat Festival. ”

""Thieves' Company", a master's work originally created by a student. ”

"The goddess said that the cross talk "Thief Company" was good. ”

"The goddess of Mu Xue strongly promoted the masterpiece "Thief Company". ”

"Lord Xiqing, a cross talk that should be praised even if he rebelled. ”

"Ridicule the cross talk of the leader of the Red You, this website highly recommends!"

In short, "Thieves, Inc." spans more than three hundred years, spanning the universe of different planes, and is on fire, on fire.

The click-through rate quickly exceeded 100 million, and it is still rocketing.

At the same time, Jing Hongyou looked at the ratings of the newly counted Zhongxing Gala on the Internet, 4.87%. I happily informed the school leaders around me of the results.

The party has come to an end, and it is no surprise that the Zhongxing Gala will end with a rating of more than 4%. This is an achievement that has not been achieved in the past ten years, likely

It's almost higher than a recent hit variety show. This time, Zhongxing University showed its face, and the school leaders had light on their faces.

A group of warblers and swallows surrounded Li Fan to congratulate, and Li Fan was very beautiful in his heart. smiled: "Senior Sister Jin Xin, Mu Xue should be on the stage and strive for the first rating."

。 ”

Jin Xin smiled: "You don't have to fight for it, it's already the first, junior brother, you don't know how popular the cross talk you said is now." Hehe, senior sister, dip

You're naked, and now there's no pressure at all. ”

"Ah, really!"

"Really!" Wei Chi Muxue smiled: "Hehe, we are very relaxed now, with you laying a good foundation here, if we can't maintain the first."

, I can't see anyone anymore. ”

Du Yuanyuan said with a smile: "It's no problem at all, now we have more than 1.5% of the ratings of Zhongyu University, which is second place, and now it's just lying down."

The finale is also the first ironclad. ”

"That's really good!" Li Fan smiled and looked around, wanting to see what Hu Fei's face was now, but unfortunately he couldn't find anyone after looking at it for a long time.

I guess I don't have the face to stay here.