In the end, Ye Chen was still reluctant to call his little brother.

Therefore, whether spilling urine on a charged object can get electricity to the little J chicken is still an unproven theory for the time being.

However, after that, some Tsinghua scholars heard about Han Qiu's spoof and went to do experiments.

Of course, they are just simulating the environment of peeing, and they are not really experimenting with dick.

The end result

It's so possible!

As long as the urine is accurate enough, long-lasting enough, and not intermittent, then you can be successfully electrocuted.

Uh, no, it's the success of being electrified.

After getting the results, the Tsinghua scholars immediately told Han Qiu, Ye Chen and others about the results. After Ye Chen heard this, he couldn't help but give Han Qiu a thumbs up: "Old Han, it's amazing, it's really okay!" ”

Han Qiu waved his hand very calmly: "Of course, although we are nonsensical comedy and not so rigorous, we still have to pay attention to a little bit of science." ”

Ye Chen nodded, patted his chest in fear suddenly, and sighed with a look of Jedi escape: "Huh, it's so dangerous." ”

"What's wrong?"

"When I was a child, I was ignorant, I used to urinate in the open, and sometimes I would pee in front of other people's doors with other children. Grandma's, it's not easy for me to live so big, I didn't get electrocuted. ”

Han Qiu's cheeks twitched slightly, what is it to pee and be electrocuted? We Chinese people grew up eating and drinking the periodic table, and we didn't see many people die.

On this day, in a classroom at Tsinghua University, the crew was busy, and Han Qiu was preparing to shoot the scene of the admission of new students and the dean's lecture here.

As the biggest "villain" of the movie, the dean nicknamed "Virus", this person is very unpopular. This thing always likes to deprive others of their hobbies and emphasize their own ideas. His son committed suicide because he didn't like to learn machinery, but the dean was still kept in the dark, and he still insisted on his own old-fashioned philosophy.

In fact, he is old-fashioned and fine, but he can't be too rigid, and he can't be flexible at all. That's the most hateful thing about this product.

At this moment, Xu Mengda, who is the dean's actor, is putting on makeup, and Xiao Zhang, the prop master, is holding a bird's nest, and there is a lifelike cuckoo bird in the bird's nest.

Of course, this bird's nest and cuckoo bird are props, not real.

Every year, the "virus" will take this prop to infuse the new students with ideas:

Compete & Survive!

"Director Han, is this cuckoo really that cruel?" Xiao Zhang looked at the bird's nest in his hand, a little incredulous, "When I used to go to school, I learned so many poems, and many of them were about cuckoos crying blood, and they talked about it so poignantly. I didn't expect it to be so cruel that it was born to kill other birds. ”

Han Qiu sneered and shook his head, many people had beautified the cuckoo bird, or they didn't know that the bird called "cuckoo" was a parasite of birds.

Cruel since childhood.

"This is the competition of nature, and it is more brutal than the competition of us humans. If we lose the competition, we can come again, and we can find other opportunities and other ways out. But some animals lose, and it's the price of their lives. Han Qiu sighed.

Xiao Zhang nodded with deep understanding, while Han Qiu looked at the group performances that played the students who walked towards the classroom one after another, and said, "It's like these group performances have to compete with others for such a role." ”

For competition, Han Qiu has a supportive attitude, and only with competition can there be progress.

Even if some competition does not give competitors a fair and just platform and environment

That's why the competition is cruel.

Moments later, shooting began.

The group performers pretended to be students and sat in their seats obediently, Han Qiu's three friends sat in the back row, and Zhou Xingchi sat in the front row. Xu Mengda took the prop bird's nest, held his belly with a big belly, and walked into the classroom with a serious face.

"What is this?" Xu Mengda asked in a deep voice with a straight face.

"Bird's nest, cuckoo's nest!" Zhou Xingchi, the flattering "dog leg", with a flattering smile, was the first to raise his hand to answer.

"No, cuckoos never build their own nests." Xu Mengda's face became more serious, "They never hatch eggs or give birth to chicks. They just put their eggs in the nests of other birds and walk away. When it hatches, the baby cuckoo kicks all the eggs of the other birds out of the nest and eats the food of its mother! ”

Syllable!

After speaking, Xu Mengda took out an egg from the bird's nest, and then fell to the ground, turning into a broken shell and liquid.

"The competition is over, their lives begin with murder, and this is nature."

Looking at this scene, the eyes of everyone present showed a look of horror.

And Xu Mengda saw that he had shocked these new students, so he started to blow it. What do you say, you are like the eggs of a cuckoo bird, it is the "murder" of other students who want to be admitted to Tsinghua University that you are able to sit here.

It also makes everyone remember that competition is survival, is a race, and they can't listen to it for a moment. If you stop, you will be caught up and trampled by others!

Han Qiu sat on the seat and watched this scene, and he was also quite emotional in his heart. Although it is easy to get into a university these days, it is still an eternal problem to be admitted to a great university.

It's like crossing a single-plank bridge with thousands of horses!

If you score one more point, you can pull hundreds of people!

Anyway, Han Qiu remembered that before his college entrance examination, his head teacher said so.

Now that I think about it, the more I think about it, the more fucked up it becomes.

“cut！” Han Qiu frowned and shouted.

Xu Mengda's stiff face immediately relaxed, and asked, "Director Han, what's wrong?" What went wrong? ”

belch

Han Qiu wanted to say that I was upset for a while, so I said it quickly.

"That, it's not a big problem, Meng Da, you just have to act more strictly. Now let's rest for a while and shoot later. ”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they had made a mistake, only Ye Chen and Lin Hua beside Han Qiu could see that it was actually Han Qiu's own problem and he didn't act well.

"What's wrong? For so many years, it's rare for the three of us to sit in the classroom once, Lao Han, don't drop the chain. Ye Chen shouted.

Lin Hua was surprised: "Something on your mind? ”

Han Qiu said slowly: "It's nothing, I just thought of entering the university in the college entrance examination." Tell me, what did these students who were admitted to Tsinghua University do every day in high school? ”

Speaking of this, Han Qiu thought of what Hengshui Middle School in Huaxia has, the admission rate is as high as a horse, and there are many people who are admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University every year.

However, the place is semi-militarized, depriving students of almost all extracurricular time, making it like a prison. Students are prisoners of re-education through labor, and they have a lot of work to do every day. If you do your job well and get admitted to university, you can get out of prison.

But Mu has freedom, and Mu has spare time.

If prison doesn't sound good, then change the word

"Factory?" Lin Hua couldn't help pursing his lips when he heard Han Qiu mention Hengshui Middle School, "That school is indeed like a factory, and students are products on the assembly line." ”

"It's just a factory with very good product quality." Ye Chen added.

Lin Hua shrugged: "What's the solution?" There are countless parents in Huaxia who are eager to send their children there for processing, as long as they are admitted to a good university, everything is not a problem. It doesn't matter if there is intelligence or not, whether there are other functions or not, the product score is the last word. ”

"There seems to be a little bit of truth in that." Ye Chen muttered, "But no matter how reasonable it is, no one can change this status quo, right?" ”

"It's true that no one can change it, and even if it does, it won't happen overnight." Han Qiu nodded and exhaled lightly, "But now that our Huaxia has become stronger, many parents have begun to pay attention to their children's quality education and interests, no matter whether it dances and plays the piano or something, this is a good start." ”

"What we have to do is to use movies to sow another seed, a seed of freedom. Then irrigate it with time. ”

Ye Chen smiled hippiely: "That's a good dare, our nonsensical comedy is also positive and beneficial to the society." ”

"Huh." Lin Huapi didn't smile, "You seem to be very powerful." ”

Ye Chen's eyes were horizontal: "At least you have never made the audience laugh." ”

Lin Hua gritted his teeth, held his forehead, and had a black line: ""

After a short break, filming continued.

In the next half month, the crew went around Tsinghua University and filmed everywhere.

Sometimes, Zhang Tong would come to Tsinghua University from Communication University to play with Han Qiu.

Of course, Han Qiu didn't have much time to play with her, so he simply let Zhang Tong play a passer-by in different backgrounds. Although the filming time of each scene is very short, this scene adds up to a lot.

The other group performances are very envious, and there are countless scenes to shoot for this girl Mao?

It's just a backdrop!

It's a shame that you are so beautiful, you even have to grab this job with us.

Zhang Tong didn't know what other group performers thought, and even if he knew, he didn't care. This is the first time she has appeared on the camera since she grew up. Although she is playing a variety of tricks, she also cherishes this opportunity very much.

It just so happens that it is summer vacation, and there are no classes, so Zhang Tong has to come to Tsinghua University to film almost every day.

It was a beautiful morning. Zhang Tong went out to Tsinghua University in a youthful and sunny cool dress.

But what she didn't know was that behind her, several girls sneaked all the way to the subway.