On August 3, Han Qiu and the three began filming at Tsinghua University.

Speaking of which, the Three Fools is a movie in the format of an interlude. The real time in the movie is ten years after graduation, and most of the interlude is about college life before graduation.

In the previous life, the length of this movie was close to two hours and forty minutes, close to three hours. Among them, the Indians added a lot of singing and dancing.

These songs and dances are purely the tradition of Indian cinema, and they have a little bit to do with movies, but if they are deleted, they will not affect it.

Anyway, Han Qiu is going to delete it, after all, he doesn't know this kind of weird dance like Indian.

There are also things about religious traditions in the movie that need to be removed.

India is a country with many religions and a lot of complexity. There are many gods, and each of them has a large number of followers. In the city of Asan, you can see all kinds of people and temples praying to God and Buddha.

When it comes to religion, India is the strongest in the whole of Asia. The Indians are also very superstitious.

But after all, this is someone's belief, although Han Qiu will not learn from it, but he will not belittle it.

It's like the anarchism of that guy Chris.

So, there is a strong religious overtone in many Indian films. But fortunately, the Three Fools movie doesn't involve much in this aspect. The theme is satirical about modern education, why is it related to religion?

Therefore, Han Qiu deleted or modified all aspects of religion. For example, Lin Hua's character is a very superstitious person, and Han Qiu removed the character of superstitious gods and Buddhas, and retained his weak and unconfident character.

Han Qiu also deleted and modified a lot of other things about Indian religion to ensure that there would be no religious superstitions or anything like that.

After all, it's a domestic movie now, and Han Qiu doesn't want the audience to suddenly come out of the show.

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At night, in the corridor of a dormitory at Tsinghua University, the crew of the Three Fools set up a temporary set here, preparing to shoot the farce when they entered the school.

Electric shock***!

This sounds terrifying, what if you are electrocuted, what if you can't get it hard in the future?

However, Han Qiu was quite exciting when he thought about it, because he was the protagonist of this electric shock baton.

At this moment, Ye Chen tinkered with the stick wrapped around the wires and said to Han Qiu, "Old Han, do you think this thing can really get electricity from that thing when peeing?" ”

"Okay, urine is also saline, and saline has strong electrical conductivity, isn't this middle school knowledge?" Han Qiu said lightly, although he studied directing, he still knew this, "Besides, I asked Tsinghua's top students, and they said that it should be okay." ”

Ye Chen was speechless: "What should it be?" Aren't the students of Tsinghua University awesome, this is not for sure? ”

Han Qiu shrugged: "Who is so careless about calling their little brother?" Ye Chen, why don't you do an experiment for us? ”

"Uh..... Forget it. "Ye Chen has a black line, rely on me, I don't want my little brother to become an angry bird.

"Han Dao." Zhou Xingchi also came over, because he would also have his role later.

"How? Have you figured out how to act? Han Qiu asked. In fact, the performance difficulty of Zhou Xingchi's villain role is higher than that of Han Qiu's protagonist.

Not to mention anything else, this product bears more than half of the movie's laughter!

"No problem, I've played this type of role many times." Zhou Xingchi didn't think anything of it, he had been acting nonsensical for so many years, and he was still very sure of playing this kind of "little slut" who seemed to be mentally retarded.

"That's good, then I'll see you perform later." Han Qiu said with a smile.

This plot is a plot in which new students enter school, are bullied by old students, and then the protagonist spoofs old students. When the Indian was filmed in the previous life, there was a strange tradition for freshmen to enter the school, that is, to take off their pants and let the seniors stamp their butts.

It's so insulting, and my dignity is gone. So the protagonist didn't do it, so he made a stun rod and electrocuted the senior's ***.

For this kind of plot, Han Qiu also has a little pain. Tsinghua University certainly does not have this tradition of freshman admission, and he estimates that there should be no such thing in India.

So, after thinking about it in the end, Han Qiu decided to change this fucking tradition. Anyway, there are many forms of conflict between old students and new students, and you don't have to take off your pants and stamp your buttocks.

This kind of plot can be summed up: if you can't pretend to be forced, you will be slapped in the face!

......

At this moment, outside the public bathroom at the end of the corridor, the crew temporarily occupied this place and immediately started filming.

Outside the "small set", many Tsinghua students looked here with curious eyes, wanting to see what these big stars looked like when they acted.

"I'll go, Daxian'er, what are they going to do? I can't even take a shower now. ”

"Hell knows, but it's kind of interesting to watch."

"It's out, it's out, Da Xian'er's dress is okay, and her figure is also very good."

I saw Han Qiu appearing in everyone's field of vision naked with his upper body and wearing a pair of shorts, Ye Chen, Lin Hua, and Zhou Xingchi were all the same, all wearing only a pair of shorts. With a change of clothes in his hand, he looked like he was going to take a shower. In addition, there are some group performances, such as actors who pretend to be seniors.

Playing the role of a senior is a group performance. Han Qiu didn't find Tsinghua students to act, although people learn well, but acting is another thing, not everyone can act.

Therefore, Han Qiu just asked them not to speak, and when the time came, they would watch a scene, and by the way, they would cooperate.

“action！”

After several people walked into the public bath, the shooting began. But in the bathroom, the students can't see it.

And at this time, in the bathroom.

Under the camera, Han Qiu's three friends and Zhou Xingchi each occupied a position and took a bath. However, there is a curtain in the way, and only one head can be seen.

In fact, in the back, none of the four of them finished taking it off, and they still left their underwear. Anyway, the camera can't be seen, and whether you take it off or not means it's over.

Just when Han Qiu's three friends were chatting and laughing, several "seniors" walked in.

Seeing that there was no place, several seniors couldn't help but feel a little regretful. At this time, Zhou Xingchi smiled flatteringly: "Senior, this way, this way, I'll wash it right away." ”

Zhou Xingchi laughed extremely flatteringly, as exaggerated as he wanted. But nonsensical comedy itself is not realistic, and this is what you want!

Sure enough, Zhou Xingchi, this kid, dried himself three times and divided two by two, and slipped out in shorts. One of the seniors patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "The junior is new?" He has a good eye and is very good at doing things. ”

Zhou Xingchi smiled even more flatteringly, and nodded hurriedly: "It should be, it should be." ”

The other seniors didn't say anything when they saw Han Qiu and the others, and when they saw Zhou Xingchi being so good at being a person, they felt a little uncomfortable. A senior hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled evilly. took a step forward and suddenly lifted the curtain in front of Ye Chen.

"Yo, is the junior in good shape? Tender meat with fine skin. ”

Seeing the lewd smile on the senior's face, Ye Chen "dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak", and just "shyly" closed the curtain.

On the side, Lin Hua was also treated in the same way and was spoofed by the seniors.

Under the camera, a pair of obscene eyes stared at the "naked" Lin Hua inside, and he was so lewd.

In the end, Han Qiu's side couldn't escape the senior's pranks. But with the foresight of the previous few people, at the same time as the curtain was lifted, Han Qiu had already put on his pants and picked up the sprinkler head and aimed it outside!

Whew!

The "heavy rain" fell from the sky and lasted for a few seconds, drenching several seniors and their clothes. Under the camera, all the chickens in the soup showed angry looks.

"You're looking for death, aren't you?"

"Don't you want to mix up in Tsinghua?"

"Apologize to me immediately, otherwise Lao Tzu will clean you up and patrol around the whole floor!"

Several seniors looked at Han Qiu aggressively, but there was not the slightest fear on Han Qiu's face, and some were just stubborn.

The character of the male protagonist is a very stubborn person.,He will stick to his principles.,Resist all people and things that try to undermine his principles.。

Swish!

Han Qiu pursed his lips and didn't say a word, but the sprinkler in his hand was raised higher.

Several seniors hurriedly dodged, and at this time, Han Qiu took advantage of the gap to quickly sneak out of the public bathroom, and then ran directly back to his dormitory.

Several seniors also followed Han Qiu's bedroom door aggressively and slammed on the door.

"Open the door! If you don't give an explanation for this matter today, Lao Tzu is not finished with you! ”

"I'm dozens of numbers, and if you don't open the door, I'll pee at your door!"

The senior shouted, and his loud voice attracted the attention of many students. Many people watched this scene with curiosity.

"Ten...."The senior began the countdown, with a sneer on his face, as if he had decided to eat Han Qiu today.

When Zhou Xingchi saw this scene, he also smiled disdainfully: "It's really hard to go against your seniors." ”

In the bedroom, Han Qiu under the camera was already starting to tinker with his electric shock stick: a wooden stick with a spoon tied to its head and electrified.

"Nine... VIII...."

The seniors counted very slowly, deliberately delaying for a long time to exert psychological pressure on Han Qiu. But Han Qiu didn't appreciate it at all, and was still playing with his electric shock baton.

The senior's face also changed from sneering at the beginning, to impatience, and became more and more ugly. Especially being watched by so many people made him even more embarrassed.

At this time, Ye Chen and Lin Hua, who rushed over, couldn't help but be happy when they saw this scene. Ye Chen, in particular, burst out laughing.

The senior immediately turned around and glared fiercely at Ye Chen, who was pretending to be innocent.

"One!" Counting to the last count, the senior's old face was also lost, and he was ready to fulfill his promise and pee at the door of the dormitory.

With his back to the camera, the senior took out a bird and spilled a soak of urine at the door. Unexpectedly, a spoon also stretched out from the crack in the ground under the door at this moment, just aimed at the water column.

Moment!

"Ahh!!!hh The senior covered his crotch and let out a scream that shook the earth, and his body shrank into a prawn, lying on the ground and twisting.

"Hahaha!" Ye Chen was the first to laugh, and he was holding his stomach and laughing.

Lin Hua and the other students around him also laughed out loud, but Zhou Xingchi looked at this scene with a stunned expression.

This script, it doesn't seem to be written like this, right?

At this time, the door opened, and Han Qiu walked out with a straight face and an electric shock baton. Wherever the spoon pointed, the students there immediately retreated three meters, especially the senior who was "electrified" to the bird, and even crawled and shrank back in horror, for fear that the spoon would touch him.

For a while, the entire corridor was full of people.

At this time, Han Qiu put down the electric shock baton and said with a smile: "Cut!" ”

Hearing this, the rioting students stopped instantly. Han Qiu walked over to help the "senior" and comforted, "Are you okay?" Did you fall? ”

The group actor who played the senior smiled shyly, where was the fierce appearance before. "It's okay, it's not really electrified."

The surrounding students also suddenly realized that this thing dared to be an electric shock baton.

"What the hell, electric ***?"

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, peeing in front of someone's house, I didn't expect others to come out like this."

"Da Xian'er is amazing, this thing can be made too."

"According to theoretical analysis, it will work at this time. But after all, this is acting, and it is all a performance, and the spoon must not be electrified, so it can't be taken seriously. A scholar analyzed.

At this time, Ye Chen suddenly stood up: "Or, let's try again after the power is turned on?" ”

Everyone present: "......."