Chapter 112: The New Pit Arrives

After returning to the backstage to rest for a while, Qin Feng changed into Tang clothes, chatting with Liu Yan on WeChat, while waiting to appear again and complete the second performance. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Time flies, and it's noon in a blink of an eye.

The indoor program was almost recorded, and it was over after three or four more.

As for those who need to reshoot, it will definitely have to be afternoon.

At this time, it was also time for Qin Feng to appear again, he put away his mobile phone and began to organize his thoughts and adjust his state.

The powder room door was pushed open and a staff member walked in.

"Mr. Qin, it's coming to you soon, please wait."

"Okay!"

Qin Feng stood up, picked up the folding fan on the table, followed behind the staff, walked out of the dressing room, and went straight to the actors' waiting area.

The costumes and props for the cross talk this time were all provided by the TV station.

The TV station respected his intentions and did not force him to wear a suit to perform, but deliberately purchased a set of Tang costumes, prepared a traditional cross talk platform, a waking wood folding fan or something.

After standing in the waiting area for two or three minutes, the performance on stage is over.

The host took to the stage and began to sensationalize the hosting and introduction of the next show.

Qin Feng had adjusted his state to the best, and a smile appeared on his face, just waiting for the director's order.

In the audience, the younger siblings became excited again.

"Brother's stand-up comedy will start soon, I don't know if this part is funny today?"

"It must be very hilarious, on the second day of junior high school, my brother said a one-talk, and he almost didn't laugh me to death"

"Don't worry, which of my brother's cross talk is not funny? Today is no exception."

"This name sounds a little weird, how does it look like the name of a novel"

……

The rest of the audience was also talking in low voices, and everyone was very excited.

Everyone has watched the cross talk of Qin Feng and Lin Yang of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and they are very impressed by him, and they also like his cross talk very much.

Seeing the program list today, many people began to look forward to this stand-up comedy, ready to laugh.

Now that Qin Feng is about to appear on the stage, everyone is naturally excited.

"I just like language programs, and finally Qin Feng's cross talk"

"The first few sketches are really lackluster, it's not interesting, it's all old-fashioned, I don't know if Qin Feng can bring something new"

"Cross talk must be new, just look at the name, I haven't said it before, and the level can only be known by watching it"

"I'm looking forward to this cross talk very much, Qin Feng's cross talk is not to say"

……

In the midst of the discussion, the host finished sensationalizing, and after introducing Qin Feng's program, he turned around and walked off the stage.

"Qin Feng, debut"

The director's voice came through headphones.

"Smack!"

Hearing this, Qin Feng struck the palm of his hand with a fan, then put on a smile on his face, and walked towards the cross talk platform in the center of the stage.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Seeing him appear on the stage, the audience immediately gave enthusiastic applause, and everyone's eyes were full of anticipation.

His image made the audience's eyes light up again, and they all secretly praised it.

Different from the casual and free shirt and jeans when singing, this time he wore a Hulan Tang costume embroidered with a soaring dragon, full of endless joy and full of the flavor of the Chinese New Year.

Qin Feng quickly walked to the cross talk stage, put the folding fan in his hand on the stage casually, and then made a fist salute, and bowed slightly to the audience.

At the same time, he said aloud with a smile:

"Everyone is so popular, today is the Lantern Festival, and it is the New Year before the New Year, I wish you a happy old age."

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted, and all the audience was amused by his meme.

Sure enough, it brought joy to everyone before it even started.

While laughing, the audience was looking forward to this cross talk even more.

In the backstage control room, hearing this unique New Year's greeting, everyone in the director team also laughed.

Everyone is completely at ease with this cross talk, Qin Feng's state is really good, he lifts weights lightly, and he is full of confidence that everything is under control.

In the laughter, Qin Feng stood on the left side of the cross talk platform.

When the laughter fell, he smiled again and said:

"What I'm going to talk about today is a stand-up comedy, you know, stand-up is generally very long, and today is no exception, because of time, I definitely can't say it all, so I'll take a screenshot from it and tell you.

As for the rest of the part, I will find time to make up for it in the future, the story is made up by myself, the background of the era is the Great Song Dynasty, okay, so much gossip, let's start here!"

Hearing Qin Feng's words, the audience immediately began to discuss.

"Whew! This pole is far enough, and it has gone to the Great Song Dynasty."

"Interesting! Listen to this kid's invention."

"Yes, it's another pit! This kid has a tendency to become a pit king!"

"He used to say a joke about Wu Dalang, which is also the background of the Song Dynasty, but it is detrimental to the Japanese, and it is extremely hilarious, and today's paragraph may have something to do with that"

"Can't you? I've heard that stand-up part-time, and it's really hilarious, but isn't it a bit inappropriate to perform at the Lantern Festival party? The Japanese don't have to rush him!"

"What do the Japanese think about their mothers! We Chinese are happy, besides, when did this kid care about the feelings of the Japanese and Koreans?

"Hahaha, I love to hear this, listen carefully, this is the beginning"

……

"Smack!"

A crisp waking sound sounded.

Everyone's eyes were instantly attracted to Qin Feng, and the discussion and laughter in the audience stopped.

on stage.

Qin Feng smiled and read out a finale poem aloud:

"The general was born with courage, the waist is crossed, the autumn water goose feather knife, the wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, the lightning flashes the flag, the sun and the moon are high, the unicorn in the sky is the original species, how can the ants in the hole escape, and the peace will be until the return day, and I will untie the battle robe with the general"

After reading the set poem, Qin Feng picked up the waking wood and knocked it on the table again, and his momentum suddenly rose!

"Good!"

The cheers rang out.

Hearing this majestic and atmospheric set poem, everyone was arrogant.

"I believe many people have heard my stand-up "Farewell to Wu Dalang", and today's stand-up historical background is the same, although there is a little connection between the characters in the story, but this paragraph is not involved, everyone should listen to it as a separate story"

The audience nodded their heads.

"The name of the person I am talking about today is Song Jiang and Song Gongming, a native of Yuncheng, Shandong, and this lord turned out to be the secretary of the county government of Yuncheng County, the clerk of the house, and something happened.

What happened? I killed my own outer room, Yan Po, and sent the army to Jiangzhou, just along the way, there were thieves in the mountains, and there were thieves in the mountains!

The world is full of heroes, and everyone knows his name, especially the powerful wave of giants, the heroes of Shuibo Liangshan, who have always sent people to send him to Jiangzhou City."

"It's a bit interesting, it's a big scene! It seems that it can't be finished with one or two stories, maybe it's another novel."

After listening to this paragraph, everyone seemed to see a grandiose, happy and vengeful green forest rivers and lakes appear in front of them.

At the same time, thinking that Qin Feng can write novels, almost everyone thinks that this may be the plot of his new novel.

On the stage, Qin Feng continued to tell everyone about the heroic and chivalrous "Water Margin".

And he has decided in his heart that after the first part of "Harry Potter" is over, he will let this classic "Water Margin" from the past life reappear in the world, so that people in this world can appreciate the magnificent masterpiece that shines in Chinese history.

"Song Jiang and Song Sanye took two poor people, this is called Changjie, Zhang Qian, Li Wan, along the way, the two brothers are very happy, why? No matter where you go, when you talk about Song Sanye, no matter who robs the road, the boat bandits and road rage are counted, and everyone will give money!

"Third master, you take the flowers, you go there, you can go home in three years, you take the money?"

Therefore, there are countless gold and silver treasures collected along the way, and on this day, three people came to Jiangzhou, which is the Jiu * River in the west of Jiang today."

The foreshadowing is complete, and the show is staged!

"So as soon as you enter Jiujiang, take a closer look, this city is good! It is much more prosperous than Shandong Road, the land of fish and rice, and it is close to the riverside, and the people are not panicked from the looks, and they live very well.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter. (To be continued.) )