Chapter 113: Shandong Hubaoyi
As Qin Feng spoke the lotus flower on the stage, the laughter on the scene continued to sound. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Everyone was deeply attracted by the storyline that was closely linked to each other, and everyone listened attentively, for fear that an oversightful one of them would miss a paragraph.
Especially many young audiences, their bloodlines are swelled by the rivers and lakes of happiness and revenge, and they can't wait to be in Jiangzhou City and follow Song Sanye to the world.
The directors in the backstage monitoring room were also fascinated by Qin Feng's story, and they all looked at Qin Feng in the monitor with appreciation.
What a miracle worker! This wonderful stand-up comedy is sure to blow up the silver screen again.
On the stage, Qin Feng couldn't help but laugh when he looked at the performance of the audience.
It's completely expected, I don't know how many people were crazy addicted to this book in their previous lives, and it's the same in a different world!
Everyone has the same cultural genes, every Chinese has a happy grudge in their hearts, and "Water Margin" happens to be the novel that can best satisfy everyone's heroic dreams.
The obsessive expressions of many young viewers made Qin Feng feel that the old saying was extremely correct:
"If you don't read "Water Margin", you don't read "Three Kingdoms"
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"Liu Er Mazi held back and said, 'It has to be a hundred taels of ......', before the words were finished, the third master said, 'Um!Mm!', and said a 'um', Liu Er Mazi sighed in his heart, this is more and this is less?"
As he spoke, Qin Feng frowned, with an expression that was difficult to choose.
"Hahaha"
Laughter immediately rang out.
Qin Feng pursed his mouth, stretched out his finger and said:
"I'm thinking again, I'm going to run, don't be less!' One hundred taels to one hundred...... Fifty taels is enough', and the heart said that if you want to bargain again, let's discuss it again.
The third master is happy, okay! Okay! Okay! Li Wan and Zhang Qian, open the bag.
This took the burden and opened it and spread it on the table, the yellow is gold, the white is silver, Liu Er Mazi turned around and 'snapped!'Give yourself a mouthful"
After speaking, Qin Feng had a depressed expression on his face, and his hands trembled with regret.
"Hahaha"
The laughter rang out again.
"Bang Bang Bang"
Applause followed.
Qin Feng paused, shook his hands and said loudly with regret:
"Look at this trouble, besides, there is no more bone!"
Laughter resumed.
……
Qin Feng continued:
"The third master settled down in Guanyi, Zhang Qian and Li Wan came to say goodbye to the third master, the third master was sad, Li Wan, Zhang Qian and I came out all the way here, the mountains are high and the road is far away, and they suffer from wind and frost.
Now the brothers are going back, and in twenty or thirty days, people can go home and see their own flesh and blood, so it will take me three years to go back here, and there are parents and brothers in the family, what will I do in the future?
"This kid has a good foundation! What he said is reasonable, not simple! It's fun to listen to!"
Secretary Ning communicated with an old man beside him.
"Yes, the place names, official positions, and social features involved in the story are all in line with the history of the Song Dynasty, and it is obvious that a lot of effort has been put into it, and this must be a very good book to write into a novel."
"Old Yu, your evaluation is not low!"
Another leader next to him interjected.
Elder Yu looked at Qin Feng and nodded appreciatively.
"This kid deserves it, and I'm very optimistic that this story will become a book"
……
Qin Feng naturally didn't know what several leaders in the audience were talking about, and he continued to take all the audience to travel in the world of "Water Margin".
"Li Wan and Zhang Qian kowtowed to the third master, stood up and straightened their teeth, 'Third master, we have to go, but there is something in our hearts',...... 'What's the matter?' are you reluctant to me?', that's good! These are three grass houses."
As he spoke, he looked happy and stretched out his hand to the side and pointed to his side.
"Hahaha"
The audience burst into laughter.
Immediately after, Qin Feng immediately shook his hand with laughter.
"Third master, you think too much, it's because the two of us are carrying a lot of gold and silver! You also know that these mountain kings have said that there are flowers for you to stay in Jiangzhou, and there are also rewards for our brothers to bring back.
The third master waved his hand and said, "You take yours, I don't want it,...... Yes, where did we put your bag for you, we are carrying ours, but there is one thing, this time back, the mountains are high and the road is far away, and we are afraid that we will not be able to go home if there are thieves in the mountains and mountains.
The third master said so, keep the money with me, and I will bring it back to you in three years,...... Then we will starve to death, we will eat with this money, third master, what should you do if you look at this?"
With his subdued narration and very good expressions, the laughter on the scene rang out one after another.
Qin Feng paused for a moment, then continued with a smile:
Song Sanye nodded, this matter is simple, I will give you an idea, with my method, the journey will be safe and sound!
The third master's idea is too high, on the way back, the two brothers really came according to this idea, and the first stop out of Jiangzhou is Mujiazhai, and the Mu family brothers are here, and they went directly here.
Let me tell you, we have sent Song Sanye to the ground, it is very safe, there is nothing else, Sanye said, let you send someone to send us!"
"Hahaha"
The audience laughed at this approach.
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and continued to say:
The mountain kings of Mujiazhai nodded, 'Then send it!', and sent it to Qingzhou Mansion, and when they arrived at Qingzhou Mansion, they said to here, this has to be sent!
Go up to Liangshan again, you see, our brothers are going back,...... Wu Yong, the military advisor of Liangshan, said, 'Send it', send 300 people, and send the two of them home directly."
"Hahaha"
The laughter rang out again.
"Just talking about Song Sanye, he is a stranger in a foreign land alone! Sitting in the room, I feel uncomfortable, starting today, I will stay here for three years, and I don't have any acquaintances or friends, which one is this?
I was feeling sad in my heart, and a group of people came in from the outside snoring, who was it? The 19 refugees from the big grass house diagonally across the door all came in.
All of them were unkempt and ragged, and each of them had an iron chain tied to his neck, and at the other end of this iron chain was attached a wooden stake, which was more than a meter long, and it was not light!
These are all moneyless, moneyless troops, afraid that you will run away, they will all suffer, and they will come in with wooden stakes. The third master took a look, heh, what's the matter with the water?"
As he spoke, Qin Feng raised his hands to his shoulders and made a posture of carrying a bucket.
"Hahaha"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Together with our Song Dynasty, there is pure water, which is too advanced!
Qin Feng raised his hand and said with a smile:
"Come on, come on, several, please come in!"
Then he nodded respectfully:
"Oh, you are the new Song Sanye, we have lived with you, neighbors, we go together, we are all with the army, where we come from.
Song Sanye is very polite, come on, come on, sit down. They said it was all right, we all took the seats, and they took the wooden stakes off their shoulders and put them on the ground."
Another burst of laughter rose.
"Bah-!"
At the same time, there was a chorus of boos.
Qin Feng pursed his lips with a smile, tidied up the table, and when the boos fell, he immediately picked it up again.
"Put this mound down, sit one for each of you, and pull the chain"
At the same time, the movements on Qin Feng's hands were also very vividly coordinated, looking very funny.
The laughter at the scene continued to sound, wave after wave.
The third master is a person who makes friends, and when he looks at the look on everyone's faces, 'Oh, it seems that the food is not good, we met for the first time today, nothing else, everyone, I have a tea here'.
Took out five taels of silver, and all of them knelt down, Third Master, you are a good person! There are two people here who were muttering in that room just now, and I have heard of you, 'Shandong Hu Baoyi, timely rain Song Jiang Song Gongming'
I didn't expect you to be a friend! You gave five taels of silver at this meeting, we have never seen such a lot of money, and we will spend it again tomorrow?...... Song Sanye stretched out his hand and said, come every day!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter is getting louder and louder, and the audience is listening more and more enjoyable.
Qin Feng picked up the fan, patted his palm and explained:
"Why do you come here every day? You think, there are countless amounts of money sent by these mountain kings on this road, and they can't spend it! Isn't that making friends? Everyone is very grateful.
I sent someone out to buy things for the third master, daily necessities, and I didn't spend money on it, and after a while, the house was completely placed."
No wonder the rain is indeed generous! The audience secretly praised Song Jiang.
Qin Feng paused for a moment and continued:
"Who is coming to the door? Liu Er Mazi, he bought food for the third master outside, and came with wine, so he is so good with the third master? No!
This surnamed Song is too rich, and he hasn't suffered that yet, so I'll take one hundred and fifty taels first, and I'll be able to take money with this for a long time, such a state!"
Hearing this, everyone at the scene was thoughtful, everyone in life will more or less encounter some such hypocrites and despicable villains.
At the same time, everyone also admired Qin Feng's meticulous portrayal of human nature.
"The wine and meat are ready, Liu Er Mazi said, third master, it's time for you to eat,...... This little brother, this one broke your bank. …… Don't spend money, don't call things, don't call things.
Let's eat, this is eating and chatting, the third master suddenly remembered, put down the chopsticks, "I remember, I still have a friend here in Jiujiang." …… Do you have a friend?...... Have a friend!
Tell me, nothing else, we are all friends from the inside to the outside of the six doors of the yamen, if your friend has anything to do here, we can still do a favor! It doesn't matter, who is your friend?
This person's name is 'Dai Zong!', after these two words are finished, Liu Er Mazi is gone!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter erupted again. (To be continued.) )