Chapter 235: What a Fucking Surprise?
Once, there was a blood case caused by a steamed bun and a blood case caused by a steamed bun circulating on the Internet, whether it was true or not, Han Qiu didn't know. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info anyway, he made such a similar bloody case in the movie.
Cause: Hu Wan, the housekeeper of Huang Fu, said that Lao Liu ate two bowls of cold noodles and only gave money for one bowl, and Lao Liu said that he only ate one bowl. But the seller of cold noodles colluded with Hu Wan, and he kept saying that Lao Liu ate two bowls.
Development: Wu Zhichong sang with a red face in the middle, holding the sixth child while secretly annoying him. Hu Wan implicated this trivial matter on Han Qiu, the newly appointed county magistrate.
"The county magistrate wants to give our goose city a fairness, okay! What I ask for today is a fairness!"
"He ate two bowls of noodles and only gave money for one bowl of noodles, which is called unfair!"
"Since it's unfair for the county magistrate's son to take the lead, then what he said is farting!"
Result: The sixth child cut his stomach and took out a bowl of noodles from his stomach to prove his innocence and prove that the fairness proposed by his father is not child's play!
However, when Han Qiu arrived with his brother and was about to avenge the sixth child, Ge You stopped him.
"Can't be killed!"
"Kill him, the six sons will die in vain!"
"Huang Shilang just wants to see you like this, with a defeated face!"
"If you kill, you lose, and if you don't kill, you can win!"
"Murder and heart, murder and heart!"
In the end, Han Qiu held back and just knocked out half of Hu Wan's ear!
The audience is very depressed and aggrieved, their brother was framed to death, but they can only watch the murderer leave?
Homicide... Heart-wrenching?
If you kill a man's flesh, will you destroy his heart?
Whose heart is this? Hu Wan's, Han Qiu's, Ge You's, Huang Shilang's?
Or is it the hearts of the vast number of people in this goose city?
Because Han Qiu is a county magistrate in the movie, a county magistrate who keeps saying that he wants to bring justice to Goose City! As a county magistrate, he does not have the right to casually kill people who have not broken the law.
Forcibly killing in front of everyone's eyes is not only illegal, but also a punishment for the heart, the hearts of the masses, you are a county magistrate, and you kill people for no reason when hundreds of pairs of eyes are staring?
That's why Ge You said that killing people and punishing their hearts, killing Hu Wanqiu in this way is revenge, but if he loses the hearts of the people, he loses Goose City and Huang Shilang.
Later, when Huang Shilang got the news, he was also surprised: "Oh my God, do you have to punish you for killing?"
Huang Shilang was surprised because he thought that Zhang Mazi had come to Goose City to loot money, and that killing the "bandit" Liwei was for money. But Zhang Mazi couldn't help but didn't kill Hu Wan, which means that it is not just as simple as scraping money, this is to punish the people who dare not resist, and it is about to come to revolution.
If you kill Hu Wan, you will lose the support of the people, and without the support of the people, there will be no foundation for revolution!
Murder and heart-wrenching~~~
These four words contain too many meanings, and there are too many metaphors, so much so that the vast majority of the audience didn't think clearly about the meaning of these four words, and they were distracted by the next plot.
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The sixth child died, and everyone built a tombstone for him, and the brothers, plus Han Qiu and Ge You, everyone left a message in front of his grave.
Han Qiu also showed his determination here to uproot Huang Shilang!
And when the camera gave a close-up of the grave, all the audience's hearts, which were depressed just now because of the death of the sixth child, suddenly became happy.
This tomb is a "six", a wooden carving, a huge palm, curled up in the middle three fingers, revealing the "six" of the little finger and thumb.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, this tombstone is really personal!"
“666666666!”
"Uh, is that really good?"
"Very good, very much in line with Han Banxian's style!"
An invisible turmoil has passed, and the murderous heart has been brought over by a sudden joke.
As soon as the camera turned, Huang Shilang prepared a banquet and prepared to invite Han Qiu over for a gathering.
Han Qiu pretended to agree, but secretly let the other brothers lurk in the Huang Mansion, ready to assassinate Huang Shilang at any time.
Moreover, this order was arranged in front of Ge You's order, and it used the whistle sound transmission method! This is a profound information exchange method that only their bandit brothers can understand.
The audience was stunned for a moment, this whistle was too slippery, right? It's simply a necessary magic skill for stealing chickens and dogs!
After entering the Huang Mansion, Huang Shilang shouted to catch the thief, tied up Hu Wan, Wu Zhichong, and the seller of cold powder, kept saying that this matter had nothing to do with him, and asked Han Qiu to be his intermediary, if the three of them admitted that they had instigated it, then they would commit suicide by cutting their stomachs.
As for the intercourse, it is a tradition on the island side. In island countries, there will be people who make mistakes, because the self-referee is very painful after seppuku, and the kendo master who is familiar and trusted by the self-judge will behead him behind him to shorten his pain, which is called a mistake.
Huang Shilang dared to say this, then he must have a few of his subordinates who would not dare to betray him.
At the banquet, Han Qiu and the three of them soared their acting skills, especially Ge You, who was talking and laughing, and played a sleek master vividly. Chow Yun-fat is not lagging behind at all. The only one who is weak is Han Qiu.
is not only because his acting skills are inferior to the two actors, but the role of Zhang Mazi is also weaker than Huang Shilang!
While watching this scene, the audience wanted to die, but also watched it with a little confused.
Few people understand the lines that hide extraneous sounds.
Because, now no one knows that Huang Shilang knows Zhang Mazi, and no audience knows that Zhang Mazi also knows Huang Shilang's true identity. Therefore, the two said a lot of inexplicable things, and the audience was confused!
This is the most mysterious part of the whole movie!
Therefore, except for seeing that Zhang Mazi wanted to pit Huang Shilang 180w in the name of suppressing bandits, the audience was confused.
In the end, Huang Shilang gave Han Qiu two diamonds, and Wu Zhichong and the three did not confess Huang Shilang and committed suicide. Although in fact only the one who sold the jelly died, the other two were fake deaths.
But the audience can't see it, they can't see fake death for the time being, and they can't see the dialogue between Zhang Mazi and Huang Shilang for the time being, every sentence is hidden in mysteries.
Some people didn't understand it all after watching it, let alone watching less than half of the audience.
In fact, as long as you know that the two have known each other, then all this is much easier to say.
Hehe, now I'm just deliberately pretending to be stupid, I don't want to tear this layer of skin.
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After that, Huang Shilang learned about Han Qiu's ambition and sent Hu Wan and others to pretend to be bandits to assassinate Han Qiu. As long as he dies, there will be not so many things going on in Goose City.
But it just so happened that Han Qiu ran to Ge You's room and slept with him, and he also famously said: I don't want to bully a widow after drinking.
Therefore, the bullet that was fired into Han Qiu's room killed Liu Jialing, but it couldn't hit Han Qiu.
After a while, the real bandits rushed over and took down this group of fake bandits. Han Qiu also caught Hu Wan. When he uncovered the mask on Hu Wan's face, he instantly understood that Huang Shilang was playing ghosts, and Hu Wan and Wu Zhichong had both faked their deaths before.
Huang Shilang, who was waiting for news outside, rushed in under the pretext of helping the county magistrate fight bandits. What disappointed him was that Zhang Mazi did not die, only the county magistrate's wife died.
Han Qiu cried "grief", Huang Shilang also "choked", the two agreed to hold a funeral for Liu Jialing tomorrow, and let everyone from the whole county come to attend!
The scene of the two crying bitterly, all the audience felt very funny, they still understood that this was Huang Shilang who wanted to kill Zhang Mazi, and they also understood that the county magistrate's wife was Ge You's wife, not Zhang Mazi's wife.
Therefore, these two big men who have nothing to do with the county magistrate's wife are crying a lot, which makes everyone really happy.
It's so special to cry blindly with your eyes open!
However, this funeral was Han Qiu's conspiracy, for Huang Shilang and his money!
At the funeral, the bandit brothers appeared with masks, robbed the heads of the two families of Huang Shilang and Goose City on the spot, and asked them to exchange for money. But what I never expected was that this Huang Shilang was fake, just a stand-in.
Therefore, Han Qiu only extorted money from the two major families, and did not get Huang Shilang's money.
The audience has long known that Huang Shilang has a stand-in, but they still praised Huang Shilang's wit.
"Yes, I thought Zhang Mazi was very calculating, but I didn't expect Huang Shilang's mountain man to be stronger!"
"I just want to ask, is this stand-in really there, or are these two people played by Chow Yun-fat?"
"It should be Fa Ge who plays two roles by himself, it is impossible for two people to look so similar. ”
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As soon as the camera turned, he appeared in a room, and in the middle of the room, there was a large table, and the table was full of white flowers and silver, all of which were taken out by the two major families.
But Han Qiu was very dissatisfied, his purpose was Huang Shilang, how could he give up before he achieved his goal?
So, Han Qiu asked the brothers to send out the money and send it to the poor people in Goose City, intending to win the hearts of the people.
Someone asks, who are the poor?
Han Qiu said lightly: "Whoever is poor is poor!"
Huang Shilang naturally saw the move, and also asked people to pretend to be bandits to sabotage Han Qiu's plan, making him lose the hearts of the people.
For example, several people turn a woman in front of their husbands.
Afterwards, people knelt down at the gate of the county government, "Please Lord Qingtian to be the master!"
Then, when Han Qiu "interrogated" everyone if they had done it, a dramatic scene happened again.
Lao Qi: "Big brother, you know me, I never do anything to bully others." ”
The third child: "Big brother, you know me, with my habits, don't ask for anything!"
Fourth: "Big brother, you know me, if it were me, no one would live to sue!"
The fifth: "Big brother, you know me, although my fifth brother is the oldest, I... Hitherto.... , commonly known as a virgin. ”
The second child: "Big brother, you know me, if I make a move, it should be her husband who is lying on the table!"
Hahahaha!
By the time the last sentence was finished, the audience was already laughing. The previous virgin was very thunderous, but I didn't expect a gay to pop up at the end!
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In the picture, it is another dark night. The money has not been sent yet, and Han Qiu will continue to send it. Only this time, he was ready to fight head-on with Huang Shilang, and Huang Shilang was also ready to kill Han Qiu tonight.
So, two groups of people wearing mahjong masks fought in the city.
For a while, bullets were fired indiscriminately, and gunfire rang out!
In the end, someone reported to Huang Shilang that the bandits in the city were fighting and six people died, and his own people were safe and sound.
Huang Shilang laughed, but Ge You and the audience were shocked. Could it be that Han Qiu and they are dead?
But to everyone's surprise, the six people who died were all from the Huang family, and it was Hu Wan and others who came to assassinate Han Qiu that night.
This is Zhang Mazi's surprise to Huang Shilang, and it is also a surprise for Han Qiu to all the audience.
Just like after the overall situation was decided, Huang Shilang finally decided to pay to send away Zhang Mazi, the plague god. Three days later, he said, he was going to surprise the county magistrate.
Zhang Mazi, that is, Han Qiu, questioned Ge Youdao: "What is a surprise in translation!"
"Translate it to me...."
"What a fucking surprise...."
"What the fuck is called a fucking surprise!"
Han Qiu asked a lot of questions in a row, and used N fucks in a row. The expression is very serious, and the tone is also very impulsive.
This is Zhang Mazi's roar, Jiang Wen's shout, and Han Qiu's roar!
Huang Shilang said: "The surprise is that three days later, I will give you 1.8 million to go out of the city to suppress bandits!"
Ge You sighed: "This is a surprise." ”
In front of the screen, Han Qiu's eyes were deep and he sighed in his heart.
Huang Shilang gave Zhang Mazi 180w to pay to suppress the bandits, and the radio and television gave Han Qiu to pass the review and let the movie be released nationwide.
Zhang Mazi is a bandit, suppressing bandits? He must not suppress himself, but he has Huang Shilang's money, as long as he goes out of the city and does not come back, he can live happily for a lifetime.
Similarly, Han Qiu can also hold the national box office, as long as he no longer touches the mold of radio and television, he can be free for a lifetime.
But what about the facts?
Zhang Mazi went back after leaving the city.....
And what about Han Qiu??