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"There are two people left, do you want to kill them?"

In the screen, the train fell into the river, all the iron-blooded soldiers on the car died, and Master Tang played by Lin Xiaoming also died. In the end, only the county magistrate Ma played by Ge You, Ma Bangde, and Liu Jialing, the county magistrate's wife, survived.

Han Qiu and his gang of bandits worked hard to rob the lying train, they must have come for money. But now the situation .... Seems to have no money?

Seeing that his life was in danger, Ge You was in a hurry, and he impersonated the dead Master Tang, lied that the county magistrate Ma Bangde was dead, and then tempted Han Qiu with the matter of buying an official to become the county magistrate: As long as he becomes the county magistrate of Goose City, he can get back a large amount of money!

The county magistrate bought it for 20w.....

Ge You has been doing this for eight years.....

Don't do it yet, don't bleed, just fight your brain.....

Under Ge You's superb and funny performance, the beginning of the movie was explained to all audiences.

A bandit leader wanted to pretend to be the county magistrate to take office in Goose City, and he also abducted Ge You, who was originally the county magistrate, to be his master. The drama lies in the fact that Han Qiu doesn't know that Ge You, the master, is fake, and he doesn't know that Ge You's true identity is actually the county magistrate.

Real county magistrates and fake county magistrates?

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, Uncle Ge's acting skills are really strong. ”

"Poof, damn, a county magistrate can buy it for 20w? This Nima, I just want to ask how much it costs to get a county magistrate now...."

"The bandits want to be the county magistrate, hehe, this drama is a little big. ”

Under the high-speed plot and funny dialogue, the audience's attention was attracted to the fact that Han Qiu was going to Goose City to make money. Han Qiu is the protagonist, preconceived to substitute for him, and almost no one thinks about what is represented behind this matter.....

Buy an official to be a county magistrate.... Scoop up the people's money.....

Any of these things can cause a shock in a modern context. But in the background of the Beiyang period of the Republic of China, the audience does not have such a strong sense of substitution in reality, only Han Qiusai gives them a sense of substitution for the protagonist.

These people who buy officials or something, make money or something, seem to be just absurd history.

Hehe, why do you want to do so much? It's not good to enjoy these subversive plots and funny lines?

......

The camera turned and appeared directly in front of Goose City. Han Qiu, the six bandit brothers, and Ge You rode a white horse and looked at the gate from afar.

In the middle, there is a shoal.

Under the city gate, a group of women with heavy makeup beat drumsticks and giant drums to welcome the arrival of the county magistrate.

When the drums stopped, everyone bent down and said respectfully, "Welcome to the county magistrate." ”

Ge You took out a scroll of paper and shouted: "Letter of Appointment! Ma Bond is hereby appointed as the magistrate of Goose County......

As soon as the words fell, a shout came from inside the city gate, followed by a sedan chair.

"Master Huang has arrived!"

Hearing this, the people who had bowed to Han Qiu before turned around at a faster speed and bent down at a deeper angle.

"Master Huang is auspicious!"

The audience was a little confused for a while, and they couldn't figure out who this Master Huang was, but fortunately, Ge You immediately told the way of Master Huang.

"This is Huang Shilang, a tyrant in the southern country, who is engaged in a big business of human trafficking and reselling tobacco!"

As soon as Ge You finished the introduction, Huang Shilang's two dog legs, the big housekeeper Hu Wan and the head of the group training Wu Zhichong also introduced themselves arrogantly, and there was no lack of mocking actions of touching the crotch during the period. Expression, contempt to the extreme!

As soon as the sedan chair was opened, there was no one inside, only a Huang Shilang's hat.

This attitude......

In particular, everyone can see that Huang Shilang has absolutely no kindness to Han Qiu's arrival.

", he's a hegemon in the south, and he doesn't even pay attention to the county magistrate. ”

The audience was shocked, and at the same time, they were extremely interested in the collision between Huang Shilang and Han Qiu.

Bandits and bullies, who can be better?

In the picture, Huang Shilang played by Chow Yun-fat finally appeared in front of the audience. Domineering, foreign!

Domineering is temperament, and foreignness is that he dresses very much like a foreigner.

appeared at the same time as Huang Shilang, and his stand-in, the absurd performances of the two made the audience laugh, especially the two Chow Yun-fat slapped each other, which made everyone laugh.

After that, the first thing Han Qiu did after entering the city was Liwei, he used the corpses of the dead iron-blooded soldiers, put masks on them, pretended to be bandits, and shot them in the city for public display!

Ge You, the master, waved his flag next to him and shouted: "Why do you want to shoot the bandits? Because they robbed the official car and the county magistrate!"

"Shoot them, just to let everyone understand what to do against the government!"

"The county magistrate is here, and Goose City is too peaceful. The county magistrate is here, and the sky is there~~~~~"

Han Qiu and a group of bandit brothers applauded on the side, watching all this with a smile.

Going against the government doesn't end well?

It seems that the dead are the people of the government, and the living are the real bandits, right?

And the bandits have also turned into leaders of the government!

Funny, funny, sarcasm, absurd?

These impossible things appeared in front of the audience's eyes in such a grotesque way, which made all the audience feel a strange sense of excitement.

What is excitement? It means that someone does something that you only dare to think about, but dare not do! This is excitement!

Is there anything more exciting than a bandit pretending to be a county magistrate?

What is black humor? This scene is! Real and false bandits? Absurd and real? In front of a gang of real bandits, he killed a group of officers and soldiers and lied that it was a bandit. Kill chickens and wait for them?Warn others not to go against the government?

Hehe, fuck it....

The audience also complained in their hearts with strange faces, this Nima, only Han Banxian can come up with such a subversive plot.

But some people think of one point: Zhang Mazi is now the magistrate of Echeng County, does he really want to exploit the people to meet his own interests?

Thinking of this, many viewers were blocked, if Zhang Mazi really did this, they would undoubtedly be very uncomfortable.

We are also ordinary people~~~

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However, the next scene changed the audience's impression of Zhang Mazi a lot....

On the second day of taking office, Ge You and Han Qiu discussed how to make money in Goose City and whose money it would get.

Unexpectedly, Ge You's first sentence made everyone laugh: "It's late, the previous county magistrates have received the taxes of Goose City for 104 years, that is, in 2024." Oops, we're in the wrong place!"

Burst!

Hell, isn't this this year?

Damn, there are still such taxes!

Han Qiu felt that this place was not bad, and Ge You gave him an analysis in a serious way: "The people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil and water to squeeze." ”

Han Qiu sneered: "Lao Tzu never wanted to scrape the money of poor ghosts!"

As soon as these words came out, not only Ge You, the fake master, was stunned, but the audience was also stunned.

However, the reasons for the two to be stunned are different.

Ge You: If you don't scrape the people's money, who will scrape?

Audience:, Zhang Mazi is good, what is the money of the common people? Whoever is especially rich will shave whom!

Hearing this, Ge You pulled Han Qiu and carefully analyzed him.

When the county magistrate took office, he first set up a name, then wooed the gentry, and then paid taxes and donations. Let the rich people give first, and then the common people will willingly pay the money. When the money arrived, the gentry's money was returned, and the people's money was shared.

When listening to Ge You's speech the whole time, Han Qiu's face was extremely cold. It wasn't until he heard that he could only take 30% and Huang Shilang wanted to take 70% that his expression changed.

People are the boss, do you want to see people's faces?

Kneeling and asking for food? Otherwise, you won't get a penny?

Han Qiu was upset, so he directly took out his gun, waved it next to the official seal, and said with a smile: "I want to stand and make money!"

Seeing this domineering words, many viewers "climaxed".

"Comfort, this is what the protagonist should do!

"Standing to make money, only bandits should say such things. ”

"Damn, don't you accept it? Then hit Huang Shilang to see if he dares to bully the people!"

"Support Zhang Mazi!"

The audience shouted in their hearts, but Han Qiu and Ge You casually glanced at each other, and a weird smile appeared on their faces.

........

Next, Han Qiu presided over an "unjust case": Wu Zhichong beat up a junior who sold cold noodles and beat him half to death!

When judging the case, Xiao Er was afraid of Wu Zhichong and Huang Shilang behind him, and kept saying that it was his own fault and did not blame Wu Zhichong. But Han Qiu was maverick, threw the pistol on the table, and brutally and unreasonably sentenced the crime to Wu Zhichong.

Are you unreasonable?

Lao Tzu is more unreasonable than you!

Seeing that people were pulling out guns, Wu Zhi was instigated, knelt down, admitted his mistake, and kowtowed to Xiao Er.

When many people saw Han Qiu doing things fairly, they all knelt down and shouted: "Lord Qingtian!"

Han Qiu asked them to stand up and put up three fingers: "I only came to Goose City to do three things, fair, fair, or fucking fair!"

These words brought tears to the eyes of the people, and they all sighed that the bright future of Goose City had finally come. The audience was extremely emotional, a bandit, since he did everything possible to think about the people, this is also a strange thing!

Not only Zhang Mazi, there are fans of Han Qiu who once counted a phenomenon, that is, in Han Banxian's works, more than 90% of them are conventionally defined as so-called bad guy characters, such as terrorists, prisoners in prison, bandits in the Five Elements Mountain, and so on.

But these "bad guys" are either the protagonists, or the supporting roles of the positive, phenotype people's good side. In "Dark War", the protagonist is a thief, in "Journey to the West", the Supreme Treasure is a bandit, and in "Room 7", the prisoner in Room 7 is warmer than the so-called police chief. Not to mention in "V", the protagonist is a terrorist.

It seems that in Han Banxian's movies, the characters are not clearly defined as good and bad. In reality, you must think that the police are good people, and you will call 110 when you meet bad people, and you must also think that those ruffians are bad people, and they are not good goods at first glance, and you don't want to see them. Not to mention flying thieves and terrorists, when you encounter such people, you are afraid that you will want to pee your pants.

But in Han Banxian's films, not all police officers are good people, and not all thieves and terrorists are bad people. Maybe this is biased, but Han Qiu just wants to tell everyone not to feel that you can see a person clearly through a person's identity.

Just like in "Let the Bullets Fly", don't think that Zhang Mazi is really just a bandit leader...

Don't think that Huang Shilang is just a bully......

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Next, Wu Zhichong returned to the Huang Mansion and avenged Huang Shilang, and at the same time, they found Xiao Er, who sold cool skins, and plotted to arrange another case for Han Qiu.

Huang Shilang's original words were: "Since the county magistrate likes to judge cases, then arrange a little more cases for him to decide." ”

On the other hand, the sixth bandit was once the son of Zhang Mazi's brother, and after the death of the sixth father, Zhang Mazi accepted him as a son.

And he became the target of the case prepared by Huang Shilang!

Its name is a bloody case caused by a bowl of cold powder!