After a burst of screaming, the classroom gradually fell silent. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Now everyone's eyes looking at Qin Feng are very different from before, both puzzled and admired.

The problem was successfully solved, and everyone was relieved and much more relaxed.

Liu Fei walked over with a relaxed face and said to Qin Feng:

"I'll leave it to you tonight, and I'll shock the whole school!"

"I'm not going to sing at the party"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and as soon as Qin Feng said this, he immediately exploded.

"Qin Feng, it's too much! Anyway, you are also a member of this collective, shouldn't you make some efforts?"

"How can you do that?

"What the hell do you mean?"

。。。。。。

Seeing that everyone was eager to eat themselves, Qin Feng hurriedly stretched out his hand and pressed it down, signaling everyone to be calm.

When the classmates saw Qin Feng's gesture, they all lowered their voices, but everyone's eyes were full of contempt.

"There's no need for people to despise me so much, I just said I wouldn't sing at the party, I didn't say I wouldn't perform at the party"

"If you don't sing, then what are you going to perform on stage, is it possible that you have other abilities?"

"It's just, so you can give a reasonable reason."

Seeing that everyone was about to crusade against themselves again, Qin Feng hurriedly said:

"That's right, this song is my original, I haven't had time to register the copyright, I definitely can't sing it at the party, if I sing it in front of thousands of people, any student in the audience will shoot a video and upload it to the Internet, my hard work will be in vain, everyone rest assured, I will definitely give you a satisfactory result"

Hearing Qin Feng say this, everyone thought about it carefully, it was indeed the case, if such an excellent song was pirated, it would indeed be a pity, so they understood Qin Feng's decision.

Hearing that Qin Feng had other ways to solve the problem, everyone's curiosity suddenly rose again.

"Qin Feng, what program are you going to perform on stage?"

"Keep it secret for the time being, everyone will understand when they perform in the evening, and they will definitely surprise everyone, no worse than this song, or even more exciting"

"Cut, so it's mysterious!"

Although Qin Feng decided not to sing at night, he still took over the task of performing, and everyone was completely relaxed, and now when the party starts, they will naturally understand what medicine Qin Feng bought in the gourd.

After explaining, Qin Feng walked straight to Liu Yan.

"Liu Da Beauty, I want to ask you something!"

Hearing that Qin Feng was openly molesting the folk girl, everyone looked at him with wide eyes, and a few buddies who were pursuing Liu Yan were even more spewing fire in their eyes.

Liu Yan blushed and glanced at Qin Feng:

"Speak well, don't act like a hooligan, just say, what's the matter?"

"This is obviously a compliment, isn't it? How can it be said to be a hooligan? Don't think I am so vulgar! This time, you just need to fill in the gaps, and there is no limit to the type of program."

Liu Yan nodded.

"So, are you sure?"

"I'm sure I'm sure of it, you just wait to see the show!"

Qin Feng was even more spectrum at this time, and said in his heart:

"With more than ten years of life experience more than I have more than you have, and a huge database in my mind, it's just a small stage performance, don't be too easy!

At the end of the class meeting, everyone left with a lot of questions, Qin Feng stayed in the classroom, and he left Lin Yang behind.

Lin Yang is a fat man, a native of Tianjin, who has studied cross talk for a period of time, participated in performances in Tianjin when he was in middle school, has stage experience, and learned to praise, and his skills are quite good.

The reason why Qin Feng knew this was because later in his junior year, Lin Yang participated in an on-campus performance, which was a cross talk with others, and his performance was very good.

Although the world is different, these people around him don't seem to have changed much, Liu Yan is still a dancing elf, Ye Xiaotong is still broken and Zhang Fei, then Lin Yang should be able to say cross talk!

In my previous life, I liked to listen to cross talk very much, and I often listened to the cross talk of Deyun Club, and I would tease a few friends in my spare time.

Now that he has been reborn, there are countless cross talk fame in his mind, and if he takes out a paragraph at will, he can suppress everyone, as long as there is a person who praises him, this is how Lin Yang will be left.

Lin Yang was a little confused at this time, and asked directly:

"What are you leaving me behind? You don't plan to let me perform on stage with you, do you?"

Qin Feng snapped his fingers:

"Bingo, let you guess right, that's what my buddy thinks, let's talk about cross talk, how about it, don't tell me you can't, I know that you have a good foundation in cross talk"

"Where did you know that? I never performed in school."

"Yay—"

Qin Feng shouted excitedly, and slammed his fist, and sure enough, just like in his previous life, the problem was solved!

Lin Yang was taken aback by Qin Feng's movements.

"Don't be surprised, you haven't said how you know I'm going to talk about cross talk."

"Don't ask about this, it seems that I heard that Tianjin buddy say something, and I forgot who it was, but I know you can say cross talk"

Lin Yang nodded, acknowledged, and then said helplessly:

"Okay, but we don't have a joke! First of all, I'm funny, and I have to be funny, and you have to be funny, and you can laugh when you mean that? I really can't see that you still have this skill!"

"It's just funny, buddy holds the handle, I have a good joke, it's definitely a blockbuster, I'll write it out in a while, there's enough time, we can also practice"

Hearing Qin Feng say this, Lin Yang also let go.

"Okay, if you're willing to die, I'll be willing to bury it, it's a big deal to accompany you up and lose face!

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang's fat belly with his hand:

"Don't worry, buddy won't cheat you, this time you will definitely be an instant hit, and our brothers will definitely be famous in school in the future."

Lin Yang reached out and slapped Qin Feng's hand away.

"I don't dare to be famous, don't inject water"

"No, in the future, when the two of us walk in school, everyone will say, look, the famous Qin Feng, and the water-injected Lin Yang."

Lin Yang smiled and punched Qin Feng in the chest:

"Your uncle, I'm not pork"

Qin Feng put his arm around Lin Yang's shoulders and continued to bewitch:

"After this performance, in the future in school, as long as our buddies appear, the beauties will pounce up, you can't stop it, think about it!

Lin Yang shook his fat head.

"I don't have high requirements, and when a beautiful woman takes a fancy to me, I'm thankful, I don't dare to think about it, it's called contentment. But didn't you just kick someone? Why don't you feel sad at all?"

"You really don't open a pot, buddy won't give up a forest for a tree"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with disdain:

"Who was going to die or live at the beginning, and he was going to play with people with his bench legs, if it weren't for a few of us desperately stopping him, who knows what the ending would be now!"

"Isn't this the price of growth, buddy will never have such stupid behavior in the future"

Lin Yang was completely defeated by Qin Feng, shook his head and said:

"I express my sincere admiration for your shamelessness"

After a few more laughs, and after making an appointment to meet here an hour later, Qin Feng left the classroom and went back to write cross talk jokes.

After returning to his residence, Qin Feng began to look for suitable jokes from the love madness in his mind, browsed through the stored cross talk catalogs, and immediately got something. Then I clicked on this cross talk in my mind, and while listening, I quickly recorded the lines on the computer.

Soon the lines were excerpted, and the next thing was to delete and change, and after deleting the outdated content, the new paragraph was released, and it was carefully passed twice, and it was confirmed that it was correct, and it was immediately stored in his "Rising Sun" brand mobile phone.

After doing this, seeing that the time was still rich, Qin Feng immediately logged on to the copyright registration website.

If you want to say that the world is advanced! Not only is the Internet speed very fast, but the registration time is also very fast! Qin Feng uploaded "Elopement" and "Those Flowers" successively and submitted them for registration, and the website immediately fed back the information that was being registered, which shows that the internal search has been completed, and there is no song in the world that is the same as these two songs, and there is no problem with registering copyrights.

"It's so fast! It's so efficient!"

Qin Feng was taken aback by the speed of copyright registration, seeing that it was so easy to register, Qin Feng immediately found more than a dozen classic songs from his mind, and submitted them for registration.

Of course, this also costs money, but the cost is insignificant, and the registration fee for each song is only ten yuan, which makes Qin Feng ecstatic, which means that even if he registers a large number of song copyrights in a short period of time, he doesn't have to worry about not being able to afford it.

In less than half an hour, these songs have been registered, and now they are waiting for the electronic certificate, Qin Feng checked the time required, and it can be done within a day, and he only needs to wait for the mobile phone information.

Xingtou came up and Qin Feng planned to register something more, but at this time, Lin Yang's phone called, and when he looked at the time, an hour and a half had passed, and he was already late, so he hurriedly turned off the computer, and quickly went downstairs and rode straight to the east steps.

Seeing Qin Feng walk into the classroom, Lin Yang let out a sigh of relief.

"I thought you let my pigeon go and absconded, let's see what time it is"

"It's not too late! I registered a few songs just now, so I delayed a little time, it's still early before the party starts, what's the hurry, hurry up to reincarnate!"

"You're just in a hurry to reincarnate, okay, let's stop talking nonsense, have you written the paragraph? Send it to me, I can't wait."

Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and sent the cross talk joke to Lin Yang on WeChat.

After Lin Yang received it, he began to read it carefully, and slowly a smile began to appear on his face, and then he couldn't stop it at all, a fat face was smiling, and finally he was almost holding on to the table and laughing wildly, while laughing, he pointed at Qin Feng and said breathlessly:

"How did you come up with it, it's so funny, it amuses me"

"How about it, buddy, this is a good paragraph, right? Do you think you can make all the classmates on the scene laugh?"

Lin Yang nodded very affirmatively:

"I've never seen a funnier joke than this, as long as we don't have problems with the performance, it will definitely make all the audience laugh."

"Okay, let's start practicing, there are still a few hours until the performance starts in the evening, enough for us to practice, and our buddies will definitely make the whole venue explode tonight."

Lin Yang couldn't put it down when he saw such a good joke:

"Okay, let's start practicing now, it's completely too late, but I'm a little worried about your level, don't be a second knife, that's going to ruin such a good joke"

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang's shoulder and said disdainfully:

"You're still worried about yourself, buddy will never let you down, there is no diamond, I don't do this porcelain work, you just look at it, just don't drop your eyes."

Lin Yang saw Qin Feng's confident appearance, and said simply:

"Okay, let's practice!"

――――

6:40 p.m.

Backstage in the school auditorium.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang were waiting for their playing time backstage.

Their performance time has been determined, and although the teacher in charge is very reluctant, they still let them replace Liu Yan and perform in prime time.

The two of them checked the words again in the background, and after confirming that there was no problem, they relaxed.

I have always liked literary and artistic activities, and almost half of the beauties in the school are backstage in the auditorium today, and the two of them can be regarded as feasting their eyes!

The two of them, who had nothing to do, were looking at the beauties in the backstage, Lin Yang was better, Qin Feng was simply unscrupulous, his eyes were extremely aggressive, and many of the girls in performance costumes were red-faced, and they almost shouted to catch the hooligans.

These girls who were preparing for the backstage all noticed them and began to consciously avoid the two.

Soon the two of them became backstage public hazards, and all the girls looked at them like perverts, full of vigilance, even a few people in Qin Feng's own class who sang in a small chorus.

They all pretended not to know Qin Feng and Lin Yang, and hid far away, obviously disdainful of being in the company of the two!

The behavior of the two is so humiliating that people can't bear to witness.

Gradually, everyone's contemptuous gaze made Lin Yang feel embarrassed, his fat face was a little red, and he no longer dared to look at those beauties presumptuously.

But Qin Feng did not restrain in the slightest, and still stared at these beauties shamelessly, his eyes were unscrupulous, and his eyes kept sweeping over the girl's body, especially in the important parts such as the girl's chest and buttocks, staying for the longest time.

And Qin Feng not only looked at it, but also took out his mobile phone to shoot, and after taking it, he looked at the photo and drooled.

Many girls were so angry by Qin Feng's behavior that they were about to explode, and their eyes were already round.

Lin Yang couldn't stand it anymore when he saw Qin Feng's pig brother, he only felt that his face was feverish, it was too embarrassing, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand and pulled Qin Feng and walked behind the curtain, and said as he pulled:

"Don't look at it, don't you see that those girls are on the verge of exploding?

Qin Feng looked at these girls with anger in their eyes, and said:

"Look what's wrong, it's beautiful, I'm appreciating, it's a very pure, appreciative of beauty"

"Why don't I believe what you say, and it's a pure appreciation of beauty!"

As he spoke, Lin Yang had already pulled Qin Feng behind the curtain, avoiding the murderous gaze of those girls.

Seeing the two disappear behind the curtain, many girls couldn't help but laugh dumbly when they thought of Qin Feng's last sentence just now.

"How did I find out that you are so shameless! I didn't see that you were such a beast before."

"You are slandering, blatant slander! How can you understand people like me, what you lack is an appreciation and recognition of beauty, and you have no common language with people of low taste."

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng dumbfounded, not knowing what other shameless words could be heard from his mouth.