"I hope today's party will be exciting"

"It shouldn't be bad, the school attaches so much importance to it, and the programs on stage are the best programs of each department"

"I don't have high requirements, just a lot of beautiful women"

"You're here to see the beauty!"

"That's not it, if you want to watch the show, I'll go to watch the CCTV New Year's party, who came here!"

The audience began to enter one after another as they chatted, and soon the entire auditorium was filled, and the party was about to begin. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The light in the auditorium gradually dimmed, but the lights on the stage suddenly turned on, as if it was daytime, the curtain had not yet been opened, and the students who had already sat in the audience saw such a strange picture.

I saw two sneaky figures behind the big curtain, a fat man and a thin man, who were putting their heads together and saying something, like spies, both of them bent over, hunched their backs, how obscene and obscene they were, and when it came to happiness, they were still laughing, their bodies were shaking, the fat man was slightly restrained, covering his mouth with his hands and laughing, while the thin man was shaking his shoulders unscrupulously, opening his big mouth, and laughing wildly there.

Although I don't know what they said, all the students in the audience were amused when they saw their funny actions.

"Hahaha...

A burst of laughter immediately erupted in the auditorium, and everyone laughed as they watched the projections of the two on the screen.

Especially the students sitting in the front row quickly laughed breathlessly, and the hands holding the chair kept clapping, and the tears were already laughing.

The boys were laughing and patting the armrests, while several girls were blushing like a red cloth, with a shy expression, lying on their laps, burying their faces between their legs, shaking all over, and "giggling" and laughing at all.

The students in the back were very curious when they saw their exaggerated appearances, and asked them what was going on.

The previous few people told them about the conversation between the two people on the stage that they had just heard.

After finishing speaking, a few students in the back immediately joined in the hilarious ranks.

Thin man: "Today this hostess is so beautiful, I like it"

Fat man: "What is beautiful, the face is average, that is, the figure is a little attractive"

Thin man: "It's not old!" Whether a woman is beautiful or not, she must first look at her legs, her legs must be long and straight, and long-legged beauties are good-looking; Secondly, it is important to look at the buttocks, whether it is warped or not; Then there is the waist, and women with plump hips and thin waists are the most attractive; Look at the chest upwards, the breasts must be large, at least above the C cup, so that the feel is good; The last thing is to look at the face, this is a face project, as long as you can get by, you can see people, it's the same when you turn off the lights! Come up and look at the face, that's the aesthetics of a little fart. Although this hostess looks average, other conditions are very good, it's my dish! Down, buddy, you must find her to ask for contact information, maybe buddy's second spring is coming."

The fat man covered his mouth and smiled:

"You are too experienced, it seems that falling out of love can really make people grow! It's not a few days of work, and I'm ready for the second spring, I think it's a whin! For you, I have two words to comment on now, would you like to hear it? ”

The thin man also smiled:

"Tell me what great words you are going to use to describe me, don't use too lofty words, I will be very embarrassed, although it may be a very pertinent evaluation, but modesty has always been my virtue. I'm ready, you say, listen."

Fatty: "Humble!" It's also virtuous! The evaluation I send you is just two words, beast! ”

He laughed out loud.

The thin man slapped the fat man:

"How can you tell the truth, this evaluation is too high, a little unbearable."

The fat man stretched out his thumb and gestured at the thin man:

"You're so shameless that it's shocking, you were really blind before, and I thought you were a good person! This is too hidden, compared to you, hooligans are good people! ”

Thin man: "You are the most vicious slander and slander, an insult to my great personality, I need your apology, and it comes from the soul and heart, if you are not willing to apologize, it's fine!" The cyclamen next to the school came to invite me for a meal, and for the sake of my roommate's face, I could accept it."

Fatty: "Get out!" Do you dare to be a little more shameless? ”

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The two people behind the curtain kept whispering to the many girls backstage, and their words became more and more unbearable.

Soon the laughter in the auditorium, especially the laughter of the students in the first few rows, caught their attention and changed the topic of the two of them.

Thin Man: "What are they laughing at?" Isn't this the beginning yet? ”

Fat Man: "Maybe there's something funny going on in the venue, why don't you take a look?"

Thin man: "What are you looking at! No matter how good-looking it is, can there be so many beautiful women in the background? ”

Fat man: "You just stared at beautiful women, can you have something else?" Maybe it's a lot of fun outside, especially when you listen to the students in front of you, you're already out of breath laughing."

Thin man: "Leave them alone!" Maybe I ate magpie poop when I first came to the auditorium, so I couldn't stop laughing."

Fat man: "You will lose it, I want these buddies to know, I have to find you desperately"

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When the conversation between the two came out, the classmates who were laughing immediately seemed to be stuck in their necks, and their laughter stopped abruptly, but their faces were still smiling, and they didn't change for a while, and their expressions were extremely strange.

At this time, Qin Feng and Lin Yang behind the curtain had been pulled away by the classmates who were helping in the background.

"Don't stand here and talk, as soon as the lights are on, everyone in the audience can see your shadows"

Hearing this classmate's words, Qin Feng and Lin Yang glanced at each other, their faces flushed, and they knew in their hearts that the laughter of the audience just now was probably because of the shadows of the two of them!

The two of them hurriedly followed the classmate out of behind the curtain and went backstage.

Among the classmates who were damaged by Qin Feng under the stage, someone had already stood up with an indignant expression, ready to find Qin Feng and Lin Yang to say, but the figures of the two disappeared behind the curtain in a blink of an eye, and they could only sit down again helplessly.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang returned to the backstage, and the props they found for them had already been brought, there was a cross talk club in the school, although the level was not very good, but the props were still available, and the platform and folding fans were very complete.

The two checked the props and began to wait backstage, waiting for the time to play.

A pleasant female voice came:

"Dear teachers and students, good evening...

The party officially opened.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang stood backstage, looking at the beautiful host on the stage through the gap between the front and back curtains, Qin Feng said in a voice while taking pictures with his mobile phone:

"This beautiful host, not only has a good figure, but also has a good voice, I like her more and more, no, I'm going to find her for contact information in a while, and I must try to pursue her down"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with contempt, and said with a blow:

"Don't be embarrassed, such a beauty, how many handsome guys in the school are staring at! As far as you look like this, it's useless to go up, only to deliver food to others, I advise you not to look for abuse! ”

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang's expression and said unconvinced:

"Don't look down on buddies, maybe it's buddies who hug the beauty! Those so-called handsome guys are in the eyes of buddies, that's nothing, you just wait and see, buddy will definitely give you a surprise"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with disdain.

"You can blow it, anyway, you don't have to pay taxes to brag, if you can really soak her, I will write it upside down, don't say anything else, just today, you can find her to ask for her name, mobile phone number, cyclamen come to a meal, I please, you can order"

Qin Feng had an excited expression on his face:

"That's what you said! Don't admit it when you arrive, get ready for a big hemorrhage, I haven't been there for a long time."

"Okay, if you can really ask for a name and a phone number, I'll invite you for this meal, besides, didn't we still have dinner there last week?"

"A week isn't a long time! I can't wait to live there, I won't get tired of eating it every day."

Qin Feng really missed this restaurant a little bit in his heart, he never went to it again after graduation, and during college, he didn't know how many times he and his classmates went, and there were many good memories there.

"Stay there and clean the toilet!"

Qin Feng directly punched Lin Yang:

"You're just cleaning the toilet."

The two of them watched the situation on the stage while talking to each other, very pleasant and relaxed, without a trace of nervousness before going on stage.

At this time, the hostess on the stage looked at the expressions of several students in the front row, and felt a little surprised, why did they look at themselves with a look of wanting to laugh but forbearing, whether it was a boy or a girl, it was the same.

The boy is a little excessive, his line of sight contains a strong aggressiveness, his eyes keep looking up and down on himself, and he looks a little hairy.

There's nothing wrong with yourself! Before going on stage, I double-checked it and confirmed that there was no problem before going on stage.

With many questions, the hostess completed the hosting task at the beginning, and after introducing the first appearance, she turned around and walked backstage.

Qin Feng saw that the beautiful hostess happened to come down from his side, and hurriedly stood on the edge of the curtain, waiting for the other party to walk in front of him.

When Lin Yang saw Qin Feng's movements, he was immediately dumbfounded:

"This kid is really ready to come up and talk to him! Be bold! ”

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to pull Qin Feng and asked him not to be embarrassed, but he was blocked by Qin Feng with a wave of his hand, he turned his head back to Lin Yang with a confident look, and greeted the hostess who walked down, with a bright smile on her face, and even felt a little cheap.

Lin Yang immediately turned around, pretending not to know Qin Feng, and looked at the spotlight above his head, as if there were flowers on it.

Qin Feng stopped the hostess who walked off the stage head-on, with a flowering smile:

"This beautiful classmate, can you get to know me, my name is Qin Feng, I am a sophomore in business administration, and I want to make friends with you"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and prepared to shake hands with the hostess.

All the students who saw this scene were completely stupid, who would have thought that Qin Feng would openly accosting the female host in the background, especially those who knew Qin Feng, they all looked at this scene in disbelief.

Lin Yang had already hugged his head with both hands:

"Shame on you! It's a shame! ”

At this time, Lin Yang couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, or directly pick up his coat and put it on his head, he really couldn't see anyone!

Everyone was shocked, and they all looked at the hostess to see how she dealt with Qin Feng's blatant and naked pick-up, and everyone was very curious. Almost everyone's attention backstage was focused on the two of them, and no one paid attention to the performance on stage.

The hostess's face turned completely red as soon as she brushed the ground, and looking at Qin Feng, who was dressed in ordinary clothes and looked ordinary in front of her, a burst of shame and indignation surged up in her heart;

"How dare he! How dare you openly strike up a conversation in front of so many people! And in such an important show, what a jerk! ”

In an instant, she had already slashed Qin Feng with a thousand knives in her heart, and the expression on her face quickly turned cold.

"I'm sorry, this classmate, I still have a lot to do, I don't have time to think about this"

After finishing speaking, he bypassed Qin Feng's outstretched hand and walked towards the backstage, resolutely, leaving only Qin Feng with a cold back.

Many of the onlookers looked at Qin Feng sympathetically and snickered.

And those classmates who knew Qin Feng felt a fever on their faces, which was to feel ashamed of him, and at the same time to feel embarrassed that they knew him, and they couldn't wait to leave this embarrassing occasion quickly.

Lin Yang completely turned his back to Qin Feng, pretending that none of this had happened.

At this time, Qin Feng, who was a little unwilling, shouted to the hostess who walked away:

"Beauty! Or if you tell me your name or dormitory number, let's get in touch privately."

When the hostess who was walking forward heard this, she immediately stumbled under her feet, almost fell, reached out and grabbed the table next to her, only to barely stand firmly, and immediately left here quickly, without giving Qin Feng any response, from behind, her ears were already red.

After all the onlookers heard Qin Feng's words, they were stunned for a second or two, and then burst into laughter.

Qin Feng saw the hostess fleeing in a hurry, and he was unwilling, and immediately prepared to shout again:

"Beautiful...

As soon as he shouted the first word, Lin Yang, who had already been pounced, covered his mouth, and Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with a begging expression:

"Big brother, I beg you! Can we not be so ashamed? I can't stay here anymore, don't shout anymore."

Qin Feng forcefully broke Lin Yang's hand, quickly spit out two mouthfuls to the side, and then said with a look of disgust:

"You didn't wash your hands when you went to the toilet just now, you must have urinated on your hands, a smell, it smells so bad, I was almost suffocated by you"

"Poof—"

Everyone in the audience couldn't help but laugh and looked at Lin Yang funny.

Lin Yang's face turned red and purple in an instant, he looked at Qin Feng with a smile and a smile, and then gritted his teeth and scolded:

"You just peed your hands, I washed my hands!"

"Wash your hands? So why does it still smell of urine? Could it be a problem with my nose? ”

"Don't talk about this, I said, can we not be so ashamed? So many people are watching! ”

"What's so embarrassing about this, the ancients said, 'My Fair Lady, Good Gentleman', this is normal love and pursuit, pure love, what's unseemly? Do you say yes? ”

After speaking, Qin Feng also asked the many students who were watching for their opinions.

Everyone was completely frightened by his shamelessness, and they all laughed when they heard him ask everyone for advice, and then collectively rolled their eyes, disdained to deal with him, and turned their heads one after another, and began to prepare for the show for a while.

Lin Yang grabbed Qin Feng's arm and forcefully pushed him to the side, and at the same time, his mouth was not idle:

"What a gentleman! You're a little bit like a gentleman, you're a complete pervert! ”

Qin Feng, who was dragged away by Lin Yangsheng, was still looking back at the direction the hostess left, with an eager expression.