"The great poet Li Shangyin has these two poems, 'Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, the blue sea, the blue sky and the night heart' are about this matter. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Why did Zhu Bajie tease Chang'e after he was drunk?...... Think about it, there are countless beauties in the heavenly court, why do you monotonously play with Chang'e? He has a memory in his previous life, and that is his master!"

After Qin Feng finished speaking, he spread his hands outward, revealing a helpless expression.

"Hahaha"

Everyone started laughing again.

"I'm going crazy!

"Zhu Bajie turned out to be a master and a mother!

"When I opened my eyes, I have never seen such a person who can talk nonsense!"

"I love Qin Feng to death, cross talk is a flower!"

……

Whether it was live or in front of the TV, everyone laughed and leaned back.

And many people who have studied "Journey to the West" deeply have a crying and laughing expression.

You kid is seriously tampering with a famous book!

"Because of this transgression of heaven, he struck two thousand hammers, and then threw them into the nether realm, and threw them into the pig's womb. Why did he hit it so hard? Actually, in heaven, he didn't take the matter of immortals to heart."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again.

Everyone laughed and rolled their eyes at the same time, you kid has started to slander the gods again!

At Qin Feng's house, his parents smiled helplessly, what a mouth, son!

Liu Yan and her parents laughed with tears, and none of them could sit normally.

It's the same scene in many places, and the laughter goes on and on!

Qin Feng smiled and opened his five fingers and began to count:

"Take the Jade Emperor as an example, the girl in his family didn't go down to earth, right? The Seven Fairies went down to earth and met Dong Yong, the Seven Fairies! The Jade Emperor's daughter, she went down to take a bath, she didn't wash the big Tianhe in the sky, she washed it there, met Dong Yong, gave birth to a child, and then got it back."

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out again.

Such a beautiful love story was stunned to say that Cheng Sichun and cheating, you kid is too talented!

"Fourth Sister Zhang, the fourth daughter of the Jade Emperor, saw Zuo Tiancheng, the guard of Nantianmen, the lord went down to reincarnate, and Fourth Sister Zhang also followed him, the two gave birth to children, and the Jade Emperor did not hesitate!

Their Weaver Girl married the Cowherd, and his niece married Liu Yanchang and gave birth to a child named Agarwood, who is the sister of Erlang God.

So for the Jade Emperor, this is not a matter, that thing, drink some wine, right! The key is that he has ethical problems, and it is not okay to chase your master! Including the cross talk competition, ethics are deducted points."

"Hahaha"

Once again, everyone was laughing like crazy.

The Spring Festival Gala director team and the "Every Chinese New Year's Eve" program team laughed and were a little dumbfounded at the same time, this scale is a bit big, right?

Everyone was a little worried, but they couldn't stop laughing.

You kid, this is going to catch all the classical love stories!

Is Heavenly Court as messy as you kid said?

Everyone in the cross talk world was almost angry and vomited blood, how can this be pulled to the cross talk world? It's so bad!

"Babbling ——!"

The laughter was followed by earth-shattering boos, booing from everyone at the scene and in front of the TV.

Fun on and off screen!

"Let's talk about the third child, Sha Monk, Sha Monk, the general of the heavenly shutter, the cronies around the Jade Emperor, and enjoy the health allowance of Lingxiao Palace"

"Hahaha" laughed again.

Sanitation allowance! The general of the roller shutter is cleaning the Lingxiao Palace!

"He just works in two places, one is rolling shutters and the other is making miso ,...... I always suspect that the Jade Emperor is from the Northeast, why do you make so many big sauces?"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter, and many people burst into tears of laughter.

Especially the people in the Northeast, they can't even straighten their waists when they laugh.

"The curtains on the bed of Lingxiao Treasure Hall, Luan Yu, and Jade Emperor are all scrolled by Sha Seng, and the reason why Sha Seng was demoted to mortal dust in the book is that he accidentally broke a glass jade cup.

According to the normal understanding, a jade cup is broken and relegated to the dust, and every seven days, ten thousand swords pierce the heart, and it is so uncomfortable!

Qin Feng said as he did the action of rolling the blinds, matching the lines, which looked very funny.

"Hahaha"

There was an unprecedented burst of laughter, and everyone went completely insane.

The scene and in front of the TV were all staggered, and few people could sit or stand normally.

Many people either supported their friends, or collapsed on the sofa or seat, and they all died laughing to death.

Everyone in the director team laughed completely.

They also knew that this joke was a little out of line, but it was so funny that people couldn't stop laughing at all, and naturally they couldn't stop Qin Feng.

Everyone in the "Every Chinese New Year's Eve" program group is crazy and laughing, whether it is the live broadcast room or the on-site interview group, no one can remain calm.

At the same time, the staff who monitor the ratings of the program in the station are also crazy, one is laughing, and the other is frightened by the unprecedented ratings of "Every Chinese New Year's Eve"!

There was deafening laughter everywhere.

"It's so damn, I'm going to die laughing"

"It's a little dirty, isn't it!

""Journey to the West" can still see these ways, it's really wonderful!"

"I'm going to read this book again and see if I can find such funny content."

……

Qin Feng laughed a few times, then raised his hand and pointed at the camera and said with a smile:

"Don't think crookedly, we're discussing academic issues."

"Hahaha"

The laughter still rang out everywhere, and everyone said in their hearts:

"Do you believe this?"

"Later, it makes sense to focus on the analysis of the glass cup, this is not a drinking cup in film and television works, if you break a cup, you won't be like that, you won't be like that, you won't be like that, you won't eat the dust, the sauce will not be eaten, the curtain will be cut by itself, ten thousand arrows will save your heart, you will die!

"Hahaha"

Listening to Qin Feng's hilarious lines, and then watching his antics, laughter erupted wave after wave, deafening.

"This glass cup has a history, when the world was opened, Hongjun ancestor made three glass cups, illuminating all things in the world, enlightening people's wisdom, and giving himself three apprentices.

One of them is in the hands of Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun has been staying with the Jade Emperor all the year round, so he put it in the hands of the Jade Emperor, and caught up with the peach event, and the gods and immortals drank and made trouble, were very happy, singing and dancing.

Could it be that the general of the curtain waved his hand and did not pay attention, and the cup fell to the ground, breaking this, the sin is too great?

"Hahaha"

The laughter never stopped, and everyone was soft with laughter.

The gods and immortals of the heavenly court that you kid said are all right, and they are singing KTV!

……

The laughter lowered slightly, and Qin Feng continued:

"There are only a few protagonists in the novel, and the rest appear in stages, everyone understands it, and everyone knows the content of the story very well, because of this, this cross talk is difficult to say"

Hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement.

"Everyone follow me, I will lead you to enjoy a different "Journey to the West", Tang Sanzang left Bashui Chang'an City, moved the West Heaven, very happy, and said to the emperor, you go back, I went to the West Heaven!"

Qin Feng waved his hand to the camera as he spoke, and his expression was extremely funny.

"Hahaha"

The scene exploded again.

Co-authored Tang Sanzang, this is going to seek death!

Qin Feng continued to tease everyone:

"Li Shimin's tears are falling, can't he come back?

The laughter started again, and I couldn't stop at all.

"Walked all the way, stopped and stopped, and came to the Five Elements Mountain, also called the Two Realms Mountain, and saved Sun Wukong, everyone knows it"

……

Laughter resounded on and off the screen, and joy spread rapidly.

Qin Feng paid attention to the time, it was almost over, the actors needed to reapply makeup and recover their physical fitness, and it was quite tiring to be hilarious.

It's okay to relax properly, but laughing too hard may affect the rehearsal later.

Thinking of this, he was ready to accept it.

"Ying Chou Jian collected the white dragon horse, and went all the way west to Gao Laozhuang, and collected Zhu Bajie. …… Here came a pig kneeling in front of Tang Seng, you are my master!

…… Tang Seng was taken aback, who are you? What is your name? Report your full name. …… Pig Gangguan (anal fissure) ...... Tang Seng's tears came down,......"

After speaking, Qin Feng stopped with a smile.

In the latter sentence (who hates it so much!), he didn't dare to say it even if he was killed! If he said this, he would be sprayed to death directly!

The cross talk came to an abrupt end, which surprised everyone a little and didn't understand why!

"Hello everyone, that's all for the time being, I'll find time to pick up the follow-up part after the Spring Festival, this stand-up is relatively long, it takes more than an hour to finish, now time is not allowed, and it will be rehearsed soon."

And this cross talk will be even funnier later, the actors of the Spring Festival Gala should not laugh too much at present, that is not conducive to the performance, so I terminated it, please forgive me"

His explanation is acceptable to everyone, and it is true that the situation is special now, and it can only be so.

Everyone in the director team breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time looked at Qin Feng with appreciation, knowing the general situation!

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause rang out everywhere in an instant, and it was extremely warm and deafening.

"Good!

"Wonderful, this is called cross talk!"

Accompanied by applause, cheers also rang out one after another.

Seeing everyone so enthusiastic, Qin Feng was very excited.

He smiled and clenched his fists and bowed to the audience in front of the TV and every cast and crew member on the scene.

The applause died down and everyone was ready to leave.

"Qin Feng, you must fill in the pit you dug, we can wait to listen to the rest of this one-mouth, it's so good!

When many cast and crew members dispersed, they all instructed Qin Feng.

Everyone loves this stand-up to death, and they all want to hear the follow-up part, but now they can only go to makeup, and the Spring Festival Gala is more important!

Qin Feng looked at the cast and crew who were gradually leaving, and then said into the camera lens:

"Ladies and gentlemen in front of the TV, please rest assured, I will definitely fill in this hole, and I will find time to tell you the rest after the Spring Festival."

Everyone can only accept this result, and everyone is scratched by his claws.

The actors all left laughing, and they were in a very happy mood.

Of course, there was also a feeling of loss, and everyone rushed back to their dressing rooms to start preparing for the upcoming rehearsal.

In front of the TV, there were lamentations and denunciations, of course, aimed at Qin Feng's hateful behavior that only talked about half of the cross talk.

"Bastard, isn't that whetting our appetite for playing this hand again?"

"Qin Feng, it's immoral for you to do this!"

"This stand-up is so good to hear, but it's a pity that you can only listen to half of it, buddy is going crazy!"

"Let's wait for a few years, I hope it won't be too long"

"Hurry up and start the Spring Festival Gala! Just wait to see Qin Feng and Lin Yang's cross talk, this guy is so funny!"

"Yes, their cross talk will definitely become the hot spot of the Spring Festival Gala, and it will make everyone laugh crazy"

"I'm looking forward to it!"

……

Qin Feng's relatives and friends are also complaining about him.

Everyone seemed to be criticizing him for his behavior, but the smiles on everyone's faces showed that they were happy.

Qin Feng's wonderful stand-up brought joy to everyone.

The TV screen has cut back to the live broadcast room.

The two hosts reappeared in front of everyone, with big smiles, and they began to explain the footage sent back by other interview teams.

Seeing that the people around him had dispersed, Qin Feng also picked up the waking wood and fan, and prepared to return to the dressing room.

This is not a place to stay for a long time! Zhang Lingzheng is looking at himself with a tiger's eye! His gaze is terrifying!

But he still didn't succeed in escaping, and as soon as he took the first step, Zhang Ling's voice came to his ears.

"Qin Feng, your interview isn't over yet, don't be in a hurry!"

"Ahh

Qin Feng shouted in surprise, and then could only turn to look at Zhang Ling with a smile on his face, his eyes revealing the taste of begging for mercy. (To be continued.) )