Chapter Seventy-Four: Hilarious Stand-up Comedy
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Here we go!
Qin Feng's clear voice came out, full of energy, very comfortable to listen to, and the professional throat lifting training has achieved initial results.
"This stand-up comedy is taken from the classical masterpiece "Journey to the West", let me ask a small question first, what kind of book do you think it is in your hearts?"
Everyone on the scene and in front of the TV couldn't help but start thinking, everyone has read this book and has their own opinions and opinions.
Qin Feng didn't wait for everyone to answer, he paused and immediately continued:
Some people say that this is a myth, a battle between gods and demons, and the clouds come and go; some people say that this is a story, and the author uses it to refer to Sang and scold Huai to vent his dissatisfaction; some people say that this is a children's book, and Tang Seng travels with a pig and a monkey, and the two pets!"
Every time he said something, someone nodded in agreement, and of course there were different opinions.
Qin Feng smiled and continued:
"The benevolent see the benevolent, the wise see the wise, the saying is different, since I said this one-mouth, it must be according to my understanding, if you have different opinions, please keep it"
The audience nodded in agreement, and those who have studied "Journey to the West" have no objection.
Everyone is also very curious, I don't know how this kid will misinterpret this famous book!
"So the protagonist, the protagonist can't change, if this is to change, it's a joke, Tang Seng, the soul of Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang!
There is a sentence introduced in the original text, saying that he is the second disciple of the Buddha, whose legal name is Jin Chanzi, who was demoted to the mortal dust after beating the West Heaven, died nine times, and was reincarnated as a Tang monk in the tenth time, and went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures"
Qin Feng said as he stretched out his hand and gestured to nine.
"It's quite faithful to the original book, and it's not indiscriminately adapted"
Everyone thinks so in their hearts, and everyone is a little curious, since it is according to the original book, how did he find the laugh?
"I think "Journey to the West" reflects the study of social relations, Tang Sanzang is useless on the way to learn the scriptures, he can't bear it on his shoulders, he can't lift it in his hands, and he doesn't know the Tao, but he is responsible for such a big thing!
This shows why he is a disciple of the Buddha, and good things cannot fall into the hands of outsiders! You see, you can see the essence through the phenomenon!
Qin Feng said with a smile as a matter of course.
"It's a strange idea!"
The audience at the scene and in front of the TV was a little dumbfounded.
Although it sounds a bit deviant, it seems to have some truth, and I can't refute it for a while.
It's kind of interesting!
Qin Feng smiled and continued:
"Who can endure it? Sun Wukong can endure great, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, a stone monkey made in heaven, without parents, 'pop' he came out, how capable!
I want to explain that all film and television works, including stage images, are not right!"
Everyone was surprised again, is there anything wrong with this?
After thinking about it, everyone didn't feel that there was anything wrong, so they waited for Qin Feng's answer even more curiously.
"What is a stick? There is a difference between a stick and a stick, whether the stick is a stick, it is a stick, the top and bottom are thick, this is called a stick!
The stick is different, when it is thin and thick at the end, it is called a stick! Of course, there is another explanation, the stick is Korean!
"Hahaha"
Laughter erupted.
Everyone burst into laughter instantly, and many people in front of the TV were even laughing and lying on the sofa.
This product has begun to damage the Koreans again! What a hatred! Running on people again and again!
After the hilarious, the members of the director team all looked at Qin Feng with tears and laughter.
"What a little bastard! There are no taboos! Is it really good to open up like this on CCTV's live broadcast? Fortunately, several Korean stars haven't arrived backstage yet, otherwise I wouldn't have to worry about you kid!"
Although it has not caused any adverse consequences for the time being, the director team has begun to worry, for fear that Qin Feng will continue to cause damage and will have a bad impact.
Many celebrities at the scene choked with laughter and whispered one by one.
"I'm laughing to death, this kid is really Han Hei forever!"
"This blow is big enough, he wants to completely offend all Koreans to death!"
"It's funny and you can grow knowledge, this stand-up is interesting"
"The mouth is too poisonous, and the ability to scold people without spitting dirty words has been exerted to the extreme"
……
In front of the TV and on Weibo, countless people are watching the performance and talking at the same time, and they are very happy!
Zhang Ling, who was standing behind the camera, laughed and trembled, and at the same time had a headache.
It seems that it is the nature of this kid to lie nonsense! No wonder I was deceived on New Year's Day!
The two hosts in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, but fortunately, the camera was facing Qin Feng, so they didn't show their gaffes on TV.
In Qin Feng's house, my parents could only smile helplessly, they also didn't treat Qin Feng!
The same is true for the rest of the relatives and friends, and everyone is laughing.
Liu Yan was lying on the sofa laughing, his parents were leaning on the sofa and laughing, and the house was full of joy!
At the same time, some people began to think about this passage after laughing.
What Qin Feng said makes a little sense, the image of the Monkey King's golden hoop stick in the past is really wrong, and the research is very detailed!
The laughter fell slightly, Qin Feng smiled and nodded his finger and began to introduce Sun Wukong.
……
With his introduction, the laughter of the scene continued to sound.
"Let's talk about Zhu Bajie, as long as you have read the book, everyone should know something about him, I won't introduce it, there is a question here, many people may have it when reading books. Others may not know, but I can really explain it to you."
"Ahh
Everyone was amazed, and then everyone was curious, and everyone wanted to know.
"Qin Feng, let's talk about it, everyone really doesn't know!"
Many people in front of the TV are also very curious.
Those who had studied this book deeply widened their eyes at this time, staring at Qin Feng closely, ready to see what nonsense he had!
Qin Feng looked at the camera and said confidently:
As mentioned in the original text, he was originally an ordinary man, and when he met his master, he gave him a pill of Nine Zhuan Da Huan Dan, and after eating it, he became an immortal.
It's so easy to do! There are only two immortals in the book who can have nine turns of the Great Returning Dan, one is Taishang Laojun, from beginning to end Zhu Bajie saw that Taishang Laojun never called a master, obviously not.
The other is Emperor Donghua, who is in charge of the position of a male immortal in the sky, whoever wants to be a male god has to be approved by him, the personnel department, the organization department, he is doing this, that is, he gave Zhu Bajie a grain of nine turns to return the pill"
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of laughter.
"It's so funny, the male god turned out to be sealed by him!"
"This is all seen from which corner, it's too fine!"
"Hey! You can still grow knowledge by listening to cross talk!"
……
After laughing, many people in front of the TV have already taken "Journey to the West" and started to look for the corresponding content.
"Let's dig deeper, Zhu Bajie was Hou Yi's apprentice in his previous life, there were ten suns in the sky in ancient times, Hou Yi eliminated harm for the people, stood on the top of the mountain every day and shot with arrows 'pop, pop', he couldn't shoot, he shot up, the arrows fell, and he saw the practice of the sky, and then the farmers under the mountain came to him"
"Hahaha"
The scene burst into laughter.
Qin Feng smiled and continued:
"The peasant is wearing a straw hat, and the straw hat is full of arrows, come up, this strong man, we are going to talk, half of the people in the village are dead in your hands"
"Hahaha"
The laughter rang out again.
Everyone was amused by him, and some of the historians laughed and shook their heads.
"How did you come up with that?
"Hahaha, that's what Hou Yi shot at the sun!
"The ability to tell nonsense in a serious way is really unparalleled!"
"This stand-up is fantastic, long knowledge and funny"
……
All the places were filled with laughter.
As the crosstalk progressed, more and more people watched "Every Chinese New Year's Eve" in front of the TV, and the laughter naturally increased.
The staff of the program team looked at the red ratings, and they were all happy.
This is the funniest live broadcast of "Every Chinese New Year's Eve"!
Backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.
The public dressing room is completely drowned out with laughter!
Everyone laughed relaxedly, and the tense atmosphere that was commonplace before the start of the Spring Festival Gala completely disappeared, and was taken away by this laughter.
The members of the director team laughed when they saw everyone's relaxed state, and they couldn't help but start thanking Qin Feng for this performance.
This kind of proper mental relaxation before the performance will allow the actors to enter the Spring Festival Gala in a better state.
……
The laughter fell slightly, and Qin Feng's clear voice came out again.
"Of course, this is my nonsense, to amuse everyone"
"Hahaha"
Everyone laughed again.
"Aren't you making it up! No one can take it seriously!" (To be continued.) )