"It's a long story, it's really long, but if you want to hear it, then I'll tell you!"

Lin Quan said with a smile: "When I was a child, my family lived in the countryside, and the production materials in the countryside were not very developed at that time, so we didn't have a lot of snacks to eat. ”

"Ah, is that going to be okay? I've seen straw stacks, they are all food for cows in winter, and they are still very tall when stomped, and when they are burned, they will burn the surrounding straw stacks together, right? ”

Zhang Chen exclaimed, because he was born in the countryside, he knew more about what Lin Quan said, and knew what serious consequences would be if he burned the haystacks in the countryside!

"It's quite serious, because it's a straw, so the fire quickly grew bigger, and thick smoke rose into the sky. Immediately, an adult knocked on the basin to call the police, at that time it was still a porcelain basin, the kind that knocked on it!

The whole village threw hoes from the field and rushed back, carrying buckets and basins and shouting for help, splashing water one by one, and even a few children took rice bowls and night pots to splash water. ”

"Has the fire been extinguished?"

Zhang Chen listened attentively, and the knife for cutting vegetables stopped.

"No! The fire was so great that despite everyone's efforts, nothing could be done, and the haystack soon turned into a mass of ashes. I was beaten by my second uncle and my father on the spot, and my nose and face were swollen, and several half-lived sweet potatoes were also thrown into the red embers......"

Lin Quan rubbed his face and said with some aftertaste.

"Hehe, you were also careless, but you were too careless to bake sweet potatoes near the threshing floor!"

Zhang Chen smiled, thinking of the scene where Lin Quan was beaten by fat, he felt very funny.

"Yes, it's too skinny, but at that time I was still young, and I didn't know that I was in trouble, and the adults waited for no open fire and left, I looked around vigilantly, confirmed that there was no one, and used a big stick to stir up the ashes to find those sweet potatoes, and it turned out that I really found it, and they were all ripe, so I wiped my tears, and I didn't cry, I picked up the sweet potatoes and stuffed them into my mouth, and the hot mouth was crooked left and right to eat the fragrance of the food, and the scattered sparks saw the wind again, and spread along the weeds on the ground, There's another haystack burned! ”

"Oh, no!"

When Zhang Chen heard Lin Quan's funny tone, he finally couldn't hold it back and couldn't help laughing.

"yes, that's bad luck! Those adults had just changed their clothes when they got home, and they were all shouting about what to do, and they came to splash water and put out the fire again. I was so scared that I slipped into the big bamboo forest, or was pulled out, it was already very cold in late autumn, my father didn't know whether it was cold or angry, he was drenched, shaking his legs and saying that he was afraid that it would not hurt to fight, so he let the second uncle fight on his behalf.

The second uncle lost a bunch of straw and was angry, so he picked up the upper of his shoes and gave a fat beating, beating him too hard, his buttocks were swollen, and he said to his friends while beating: See? Whoever dares to set fire in the future, this is the end! ”

Zhang Chen made up the scene in his head, and laughed out loud.

"Haha, you're too miserable, ask you, is the sweet potato delicious?"

Lin Quan touched his nose, "Where do you remember this, anyway, I thought it was delicious, but I was beaten, oh no, I felt a loss after two meals!" Those two fat beatings hurt my body for half a month, I was still young at that time, and I didn't realize that I had made a big mistake, so I thought about how to make the second uncle suffer a little! ”

"Hehe, you still want to take revenge on your second uncle?"

"Not really! One day, I took the big bath tub that was pulled up by my younger brother and washed it in the fish pond contracted by my second uncle, and to see if there was no one left and right, I sat in the basin to see if it would sink. I didn't expect that the big basin with a diameter of about one meter could carry me float like a small boat, get a big stick to prop it up, and float to the middle of the pond leisurely. The black plastic basin was thick and steady, and I stood up, paddling left and right with a big stick as an oar, and had a lot of fun. At that moment, I suddenly thought of the ghost story of the open-air movie, and suddenly I had a tricky plan......"

Lin Quan said the highlights, Zhang Chen was also silent, and a pair of big eyes looked at him, waiting for the following!

Lin Quan was encouraged, and he didn't hide it anymore, and said it all in one go: "The pond in front of my door was contracted by my second uncle, and there are a lot of fish in it. In the early hours of that morning, I quietly went out, took out a large plastic basin, stole my mother's long hair that was ready to be sold, and took advantage of the hazy moonlight to go to the pond. Sat in the big basin and rowed into the dark place covered by the tree, put the long hair tied on his head, put it on his head, put it on his shawl, and took out his father's red underwear and held his long tongue in his mouth, and quietly waited for the second uncle to come out. I was waiting, the bamboo forest squirmed, and a black shadow came out, I was scared, did I meet a real ghost? ”

Zhang Chen was frightened, and asked with some fear: "Later, what about later?" ”

"Of course it can't be a ghost, I paddled the basin to the middle of the pond, turned my head and saw that it was a fish thief, he had already gone into the water, and saw a long-haired shawl with a red tongue standing in the middle of the pond, the basin was almost submerged, he couldn't see anything under his feet, and he was so frightened that he ran up from the water.

There was a steep slope at the junction of the waterfront, the mud was slippery, he didn't hold it, he danced with his hands, and stepped on the spot like a hot wheel with both feet, but he still fell, and with a crisp sound, the mussel shell like a knife in the mud of the steep slope cut his face, and the man ran away with a few screams.

The second uncle happened to come out too, and when he heard the sound, he asked in surprise: Who?! Suddenly he saw a long-haired ghost in the middle of the pond, and he kept shaking his head thinking that he had seen it wrong.

I was frightened myself, and I didn't have the heart to scare him, so I poked the mud in the water with my long stick and pushed hard, and the basin quickly drove to the shadows.

When the second uncle saw that he could really move, he howled in fright and barked at the dogs in the village.

He turned his head and ran, and hit the stone pier in front of his house, his leg was lame, and he picked up the long bamboo pole at the door and hit it into the pond. It's so far away, how can I hit it, I was laughing secretly, and my ears hurt sharply. ”

"Ah, are there really ghosts?"

Zhang Chen's hairs stood on end, and the goosebumps on his arms rose!

"Isn't it? Who said it was a ghost? ”

Lin Quan gave her a strange look and asked.

Zhang Chen patted his chest, let out a sigh of relief, and said, "It's good if it's not a ghost, it's good if it's not a ghost, it's scared to death!" ”

"What is the reason for that?"

She had just put her mind at ease and was curious again!