"Later, I found out that the bamboo rod was my cousin's fishing rod, and the long line with a fishing hook on it actually hooked my ear!

"I sweated in pain, and went to pull the fishing line with my free hand, but the second uncle didn't know that it was a fishing rod, thinking that the ghost was sucked in the air, and then moved to the shore, thinking that he was chasing him, so frightened that he threw the fishing rod and hit the door, dragging his lame leg and crawling in.

I had a hook on my ear, and when I ran, it hurt so much to drag the rod that I wanted to take it off. ”

Hearing Lin Quan's description, Zhang Chen gasped, and felt pain when he thought of this picture!

"The hook is barbed, it can't be removed, the blood paste is pulling, it's being pulled, the second uncle's house is boiling, and I heard the second aunt scolding: Are you going to die?!How do you climb into bed to pee?...... The second uncle shouted incoherently: ... No~ I didn't hold back... Ghosts... There's a ghost......

The second aunt shouted: "I'm dizzy, I'm wrong again, I'll take a look!"

I was startled, grabbed the fishing line with my hand, and dragged the long stick into the bamboo forest, the stick swayed from side to side, and the junction of the stick and the line hung on a bamboo, and hooked my ears with a smack. ”

"Ahh

Zhang Chen covered his mouth, exclaimed, and then subconsciously came to look at Lin Quan's ears and found that his ears were fine?

"Of course it hurts! I burst out of my painful tears, covered my ears and jumped around a few times, crying and crawling out of the bamboo forest. There was a lot of blood on his shirt, so he ran to the reservoir and took it off and washed it, got up and cried and wanted to go home. The reservoir is next to the grandfather's house, the elderly urinate frequently, is peeing at the gate, see a long hair in the moonlight water to cover the face, and cry in a low voice, holding the hand of the tool shakes up, the urine instantly throws off the map. ”

Zhang Chen blushed a little, she could understand what Lin Quan meant, but because of the relationship between genders, she still felt a little embarrassed at this time!

Grandpa Cousin turned and ran into the house, stumbling on the threshold and falling to the ground.

My cousin was old, I didn't expect my hair to be taken off, I ran to help, he turned around and saw that it was coming, and he closed the door with a bang, and bolted it back, and howled and cried inside......

I hurried home and fell asleep in pain and depression. The next day, the village was boiling, and the second uncle said that the child who had drowned in the pond many years ago came out, and the grandfather also took the two front teeth that had been broken to testify, and people were panicked for a while. ”

Zhang Chen only laughed, and his stomach hurt from laughing!

"I had an ear injury, so I got a hat and wore it crookedly, and under the pretext that I was afraid, I wanted to go to my grandmother's house not far away for a few days.

In the middle of the night, I slipped out of my grandmother's house and sneaked into the pond from under the bamboo forest, trying to get the basin out of the water.

When he looked up, he saw a row of lights on the shore, and a Taoist priest was sitting with his eyes closed and chanting words.

It turned out that the second uncle invited the Taoist priest to overtake the soul, I stopped, and was about to slip away, the Taoist priest danced the wooden sword, and walked along the pond while burning the paper.

The paper was shining, and it was too late to run, so he slipped into the pond in spite of the cold water, and showed half of his head in the hope that he would walk over quickly.

When the Taoist priest heard the sound of water, he was startled, and when he saw that there was no one, he trembled and said: I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I'll leave right away after this turn, I'll go right away... Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law... Well, coax... What about coaxing...... , and began to speed up quickly.

The steep slope is slippery, the fish thief also fell here last time, he was scared half to death just now, at this time his legs and feet were weak, and he slipped into the water, there was a deep water area, he didn't seem to know the water, and shouted for help while fluttering, I saw that the matter was big, and I picked up the basin and bent over the edge of the basin and ran.

Afraid that he would drown, he picked up the lamp on the shore and fell on the door closed by the second uncle, and went back to the door of the house, threw the basin into the pigsty, and ran back to his grandmother's house. ”

"And then?"

Zhang Chen was already laughing at this time, whether this story was true or not, it had already successfully amused her.

Later, a few days later, a meeting was held in the village, and according to the Taoist priest who was rescued in the hospital, a small temple was built by the pond, which enshrined the spiritual seat of the drowned child, and next to it was the turtle spirit that the Taoist priest said. It is estimated that the fish thieves did not dare to come, and the fish production in the village doubled that year, and the incense became vigorous......"

Zhang Chen laughed again, "The story you tell is very interesting! This is what you saw on the Encyclopedia, right?"

Lin Quan was stunned, "How do you know? Have you seen it before?"

Zhang Chen shook his head: "No, but your ears are not injured, so it must not be you!"

Lin Quan scratched his head embarrassedly, "It's indeed a joke I saw on the Internet, so I wrote it down because I thought it was interesting, and I was going to use it when I picked up girls in the future......"

Wait, you seem to have said something you shouldn't have said?

He secretly looked at Zhang Chen and found that the latter's face was slightly flushed, and she blushed a little, and in order to hide this blushing feeling, she began to cut vegetables again.

Lin Quan stuck out his tongue, he was thick-skinned, but he didn't blush......

With Zhang Chen's help, although the meal was delayed for a while, it was still made quickly.

"The food is coming, are you in a hurry, you can eat it right away!"

Lin Quan put on an apron and brought up the boiled pork rib soup, it is still very good to drink a bowl of soup in this weather, he is still very satisfied with the white radish he bought yesterday, the skin is thin and sweet, the price is not expensive, it tastes very good when eaten raw, and the soup must be very delicious!

Radish soup is the most common soup, because there will be a lot of fat after the pork ribs are boiled in the soup, and it will be very greasy if you don't add vegetables to it, and the layer of fat on it is estimated to be prohibitive, so Lin Quan likes to add some radishes into it, generally white radish, and occasionally put some winter melon, Lettuce is such a vegetable, carrots are also OK, but carrots are more special, like mutton or beef when he makes hot pot, such food is generally nourishing yin and yang, today the table is full of girls, just a man, so this kind of food is not suitable, or ordinary pork rib soup is better, and he is also more adept!

"Wow, it's so fragrant! Brother, your craft has improved again!"

Lin Qiao is playing a game with Xuan'er, the two seem to be playing the glory of the king, it seems that Lin Qiao is very skilled, and Xuan'er is just a rookie, but this does not affect their game experience, the two are quite happy.

"Of course, otherwise how can you be your brother!How about it, do you want my brother to teach you my mastery, it's free!"

"Cut, I don't want it, I can't eat and drink after I learn to cook, now like this, how good!"

Lin Qiao smiled slyly, didn't be fooled, pulled Zhang Chen to sit down, and ignored Lin Quan.

Lin Quan touched his nose and felt that his sister was afraid that she would not be able to get married!