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Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop the angry Qin Feng: "Okay, okay, okay,...... You're okay talking nonsense with him."

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said hatefully, "I don't know who to go to yet!"

Lin Yang sighed and said, "Why are you talking about this!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed at it, glaring at the beads of his eyes: "Stare at me, tell you, go out"

Lin Yang: "Let's go!"

Qin Feng sighed and rubbed his chest: "Oh! Why is my heart so panicked, eh! There's a botanical garden here."

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed: "Oh, vegetation"

Qin Feng was suddenly happy, and stretched out his hand to gesture: "There are all kinds of trees in it, trees in the south, trees in the north, cacti, all kinds of fruit trees, scientists say that it is good for people to see more green things."

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "It's eye-catching!"

Qin Feng looked up: "Step in, hey, it's so beautiful! There are all kinds of trees, look at the green thing, and feel quiet in my heart,...... Suddenly I remembered a person."

Lin Yang asked, "Who?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said, "There is one, Newton"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's a scientist"

Qin Feng continued: "Master Niu"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Master Niu?"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Qin Feng shook his fingers and said: "Sitting under the apple tree, the apple smashed on his head, he came up with the law of gravitation for the benefit of mankind"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's right"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and patted his chest: "Why am I so negative, why can't I be like him? I also sit under the tree and think about my life."

Lin Yang: "Think about it"

Qin Feng touched the top of his head, and was overjoyed: "Bang——! it's successful!"

Lin Yang asked, "Apple"

Qin Feng said hatefully: "Drop a durian!"

Lin Yang was frightened and shouted: "Oh——! okay!

Qin Feng next to him covered his head, looking dizzy.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone was overjoyed when they looked at Qin Feng's appearance on the stage.

"It's so funny, how did this thing come up with the idea of learning Newton?"

"Thinking is too wild, I laugh to death"

"Drop a durian, then you won't kill people! it's so funny"

……

The audience watching the live broadcast was also amused by Qin Feng's painful expression.

Those who hated Qin Feng's immortality looked at the live broadcast screen, thinking:

"Why don't you fall a light from the top of the stage and smash you bastard!"

Of course, the lights won't fall off on the stage.

……

Qin Feng let out a long sigh: "Oops! An hour later, I woke up."

Lin Yang stared at the beads of his eyes and said loudly: "I was dizzy for an hour!"

Qin Feng looked up: "Why didn't I take a look!"

Lin Yang smiled: "Hey!

Qin Feng was talking, his body still swaying back and forth.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Qin Feng swayed back and forth: "You may want to get rich!

Lin Yang looked at the audience and shook his hand: "Venus!"

Qin Feng touched his pocket in surprise: "As soon as I turn over these pockets, why are my pockets all rummaging outside?"

"Hahaha"

Seeing Qin Feng's surprised appearance, the audience burst into laughter.

Lin Yang spread his hands and said in surprise: "This hour is still robbed!"

Qin Fengzhou touched his body up and down: "The mobile phone is gone, my great two hundred yuan is gone, there is still a little change left in this pocket, oops! The change is left for me, you can not have money, the mobile phone is ......."

Lin Yang spread his hands: "Yes, what should I do if I call?"

Qin Feng lowered his head and looked around for his mobile phone in front of and behind him.

The audience was very happy with the laughter of the audience.

Especially when I watched Qin Feng's performance for the first time, I had been smiling since the beginning, and my face was almost smiling, but I couldn't stop.

On the stage, whether it is words or actions, Qin Feng and Lin Yang can always touch the nerves of people's laughter, and people have no way not to laugh out loud.

"This is cross talk, it's so funny, it's worth it!"

……

on stage.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "There is a man and a woman next to him,...... The man shouted "Who's?" ...... I said, my!"

Lin Yang padded a word: "Oh"

Qin Feng slapped his face violently: "He came over and 'snapped' to give me a mouthful"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng explained innocently: "That woman is pregnant"

Lin Yang shook his hands and said loudly: "Alas, people asked who the child was!"

"Hahaha"

The audience went crazy with laughter in an instant.

Liu Yan covered her mouth with a red face and laughed, and the rest of the girls were the same, all of them were blushing and laughing.

The audience in front of the computer laughed even more.

"This slap is so damn wronged!"

"The burden is shaking so well, wonderful!"

"It's good-looking, Qin Feng's cross talk is really a boutique!"

……

The cross talk on stage continued.

Qin Feng shouted with a bitter face: "Didn't you wronged me!"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng sympathetically: "Who told you not to hear clearly!"

Qin Feng smiled again: "An hour later, I woke up again"

Lin Yang sighed: "Okay!

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

The funny lines, coupled with the wonderful interaction between the two, everyone can't help but laugh.

Whether it was in the auditorium or in front of the live computer, there was a lot of joyful laughter everywhere.

Qin Feng pointed forward lonely: "Out of the botanical garden, my soul has been purified and sublimated"

Lin Yang pouted and continued: "It's all waves."

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pushed Lin Yang's shoulder: "En, what's the matter!"

Lin Yang stared and stretched out two fingers: "Nonsense! Hit twice, have you been purified?"

Qin Feng held the table and sighed: "Oops, I feel very hungry, fortunately I still have some change, and there is a small restaurant next to it."

Lin Yang continued: "Oh"

Qin Feng explained: "I'll go up there and eat something."

Lin Yang nodded: "Make it up"

Qin Feng raised his feet and took a step: "Just take a step, as soon as you enter the door, heh, there is a yellow plastic sign on the ground"

Lin Yang padded a word: "Oh"

Qin Feng said word by word: "It says, small - heart - ground (de) - slippery"

Saying that, Qin Feng took two steps forward and began to skate on the stage.

Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng and laughed.

"Hahaha"

The audience was completely laughed crazy, and everyone was amused to death by Qin Feng's movements.

Many viewers were lying on the back of the chair with their stomachs covered, or laughing on their laps, and there were not a few who shouted for help.

The stars in the front row have long been smiling without any manners, and one by one tears are flying, staggering, and clapping.

Even Mo Qingyu, who is known as the fairy sister, was already slumped in her seat with laughter at this time, holding her stomach and laughing with snot bubbles.

There is still a trace of fairy appearance, it is completely a typical symptom of hypochondriasis and mentally handicapped children!

That is, media reporters were not allowed to come in today, otherwise these stars on the scene would immediately provide countless shocking emojis for the majority of netizens.

Han Ru smiled breathlessly and said to Liu Yan:

"Hahaha, Liu Yan, your boyfriend is such a baby! It's so funny, it's just laughing to death!"

Liu Yan had already been lying on her lap and laughing to death, where did she still have the strength to answer.

Sister Fei next to her also laughed without a trace of strength, and it was impossible to even sit up straight, so she could only lean on the back of the chair and continue to laugh breathlessly.

The school teachers, sponsors, and the senior management of the eggplant video were also laughing and dying, all of them red-faced and staggered.

In addition to laughing, looking at Qin Feng's antics on the stage, everyone kept sighing in their hearts:

"It's so funny, how can there be such a thing in the world?"

……

Qin Feng's house was also full of laughter, and there were staggering family members everywhere.

The older relatives and friends had already laughed so much that they had lost the majesty of any of their elders, tears were flying, they couldn't sit still, and they were either leaning on the sofa and laughing, or they slipped straight to the ground.

Qin Feng's parents also laughed to death, looking at Qin Feng who was skating on the stage, the two of them shook their heads while laughing.

"Is this still your own son?"

Several younger siblings even lay on the sofa or sat on the ground, constantly afraid of laughing.

"Brother is so funny, this is going to make everyone laugh to death!"

"I think my brother will be my idol in the future, and the lethality is too strong"

……

The rest of the people who watched the live broadcast were also hilarious.

Even Qin Feng's enemies, Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice, the men's football people, and the entire cross talk world that regarded Qin Feng as a major threat, were laughing at this time.

People in the music and cultural circles who follow the live broadcast are also laughing on the sofa or table in their respective homes or offices, and they are all without images.

The netizens and many college students who watched the live broadcast also laughed and lost any strength, and they didn't even have the strength to post barrages and comments, and they could only look at Qin Feng who was sliding around in the live broadcast screen, and burst into laughter all over their bodies.

……

On the stage, the laughter was deafening.

Qin Feng was still sliding around on the stage.

After Lin Yang laughed for a while, he hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Qin Feng: "Okay...... Come on...... Alright, hey, alright...... How about you go to a restaurant with a dictionary in the future?"

The laughter almost lifted the roof of the auditorium.

Qin Feng broke free of Lin Yang's hand, jumped out of the cross talk platform, and began to slide on the stage again.

"Hahaha"

The audience went completely crazy, pointing at Qin Feng one by one, and laughed so hard that they were paralyzed.

Lin Yang immediately grabbed Qin Feng: "Don't slip, okay, be careful (di)slip, you know? If you smash this durian again, you will wake up, aren't you with this convulsion!"

Qin Feng made another skating move, then touched his head, and said excitedly: "I'm happy to play."

Lin Yang smacked his mouth and shook his head with a wry smile: "Oops!"

Qin Feng gestured back and forth with his hand: "歘 (chua)-歘-歘-"

The laughter can't be stopped.

Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng and sighed, "Neuropathy!"

Qin Feng's movements paused suddenly: "As soon as I looked up, the boss looked up at me"

Lin Yang explained to the audience: "I don't know what to do!

Qin Feng glared at the beads and shouted, "Are you sick?"

Lin Yang: "Talking about people"

Qin Feng turned his head and said in a rough voice, "Do you have medicine?"

Lin Yang frowned and sighed: "Hey!

Qin Feng turned his head again, raised his chin and glared at the beads of his eyes: "How much do you eat?...... How many ,...... do you have Eat as much as you want,...... Eat as much as you want,...... You're sick?......"

Qin Feng shouted and turned his head, the more he shouted, the more excited he became, and his eyes were so red that his ears were red.

The auditorium exploded completely, no one could sit normally anymore, and everyone was staggering.

The students standing in the aisles and aisles were already sitting on the floor of the auditorium, slapping their hands on the ground and laughing.

It's the same with the stars in the front row, and even some people slipped out to the ground, and then lay on their seats and burst into laughter, their whole bodies were already soft, and they didn't even have the strength to sit back down.

The same is true for live broadcasts, all the live broadcast computers are full of laughter and tears, and the autumn water is the same color for a long time!

……

on stage.

Lin Yang grabbed Qin Feng again, spread his hands and shouted, "I'll tell you if you're sick!"

Qin Feng wiped his face with remorse: "Alas, why is my life so unhappy!"

Laughter was raging in the auditorium.

Lin Yang waved his hand: "You can't be so happy, you are always like this"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed diagonally: "Sit here, cook a bowl of noodles, I will let your family ruin today!"

Lin Yang was surprised: "Who?"

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves: "I have to give it to you, I have to find you something awkward!"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Why are you looking for something awkward?"

Qin Feng made a bowl shape with both hands: "The noodles are cooked, take the chopsticks and pull it, what a coincidence!"

Lin Yang was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng pointed with his hand: "Clip out a cockroach"

Lin Yang put the table on the table and said casually: "I don't care."

Qin Feng smiled proudly, stretched out two fingers and showed: "Hmph!ah!what should I do?"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed at Qin Feng: "It's caught!"

Qin Feng's left and right index fingers gestured on both sides of his face: "The boss's face is white"

Lin Yang spread his hands: "I'm scared"

Qin Feng waved his hand and turned around and said loudly: "Change a pair of chopsticks for Ya!"

Lin Yang glared at the boss in shock, nodded his fingers and said with a smile: "Alas, change the chopsticks, is this a matter of changing the chopsticks? These two people are sick enough!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted suddenly, and the audience, both live and live, once again burst into laughter and collapsed to their seats.

"I'm going to die laughing, save me!"

"These two goods are so good that my stomach is going to explode"

"It's completely incurable, Qin Feng is too good!"

"Cross talk can still be said like that, it's really an eye-opener"

"Awesome! It's so awesome! Qin Feng, buddy is a fan, you are a wonder in the world!"

"It's so funny, one is not over yet, the buddy is dying of laughter, and the buddy must send first aid after three games."

"It's worth it, no matter the later shows, just this half of the cross talk is already worth the price, buddy really hasn't laughed like this in some years"

……

The scene of the performance.

Qin Feng was so angry that he spun in circles on the spot, and his hand kept wiping back and forth on his head.

Then he stretched out his finger and pointed: "You are staring at me, we will talk about it when I come back!"

After speaking, Qin Feng stepped forward and slid out.

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter, and the audience fell in one fell for the rest of the day.

Lin Yang beckoned: "Alas, okay, come back, slide out, right?"

Qin Feng came back with a shake: "I'm naughty, you know!"

Lin Yang sighed and shook his hands: "Alas!

The laughter came in waves, never stopped.

The entire auditorium was completely boiling, and it completely turned into a sea of laughter. (To be continued.) )