"Bang Bang Bang"

As soon as Qin Feng's voice fell, thunderous applause immediately rang out at the scene. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Whether it is the live or live audience, everyone's eyes are focused on Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage at this time.

Especially people in the cross talk industry, they are staring at the live broadcast screen with full attention.

The applause fell slightly, and Qin Feng opened with a smile:

"Thank you for your applause, I am very happy to stand with Lin Yang again"

Lin Yang smiled bitterly: "Yes!

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang: "It's rare for such a good actor to speak with conscience"

Lin Yang shook his hand: "You're welcome"

Qin Feng tapped the platform with his fingers: "Lin Yang can have today's results, it is hard work"

Lin Yang nodded: "You have to work hard to get results."

Qin Feng continued to knock: "People have been learning cross talk since they were children, practicing basic skills, getting up five watches, and climbing in the middle of the night."

Lin Yang continued: "That's right"

Qin Feng said seriously: "Get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the chicken"

"Bah-!"

There was boos from the audience.

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out.

When the girl heard this, she instantly blushed.

The stars on the scene were a little stunned, they were too open-mouthed!

The teachers and leaders of the school smiled bitterly, and here we go again! This stinky boy is really no taboo!

Liu Yan's face immediately turned red, Sister Fei and Han Ru were stunned for a moment, and then they burst into laughter.

The live audience also burst into laughter.

Qin Feng's parents were embarrassed and scolded Qin Feng in a whisper, while the rest of the relatives and friends were laughing.

……

Scene.

Lin Yang replied with a smile: "You have mastered the rules of life of these two chickens"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

"Bah-!"

The boos also continued.

Qin Feng gestured towards Lin Yang: "There is a very good family"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "Alas, the family is good."

Qin Feng praised: "You are a very happy person"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Well, it's good"

Qin Feng said enviously: "Let's tell you the truth, when will I be like you, I will be worth it in this life"

Lin Yang was pleasantly surprised: "So you still envy me?"

Qin Feng smiled and tidied up his clothes: "Oh! I hope that I can become an amazing person."

Lin Yang nodded: "Oh"

Qin Feng continued: "I don't seem to be shorter than anyone else."

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "No worse than anyone"

Qin Feng said confidently: "Isn't it? This look, this spirit, my temperament, I say to myself, I, I don't go to South Korea to be an official, I will complain."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Look at you picking this country! Aren't you afraid that people will kill you?"

"Hahaha"

Both the live and live audience burst into laughter.

"If you scold the stick like that, I'm afraid that as long as you appear in South Korea, you will be killed immediately"

When Principal Li heard this, his heart immediately tightened.

This kid won't scold the Koreans again, will he? But what follows reassures him a lot.

Qin Feng smiled: "That's what it means,...... I'm a self-motivated person."

Lin Yang: "Hello then!"

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said, "I hope it, I hope that in the near future, I can be very good,...... I wish I had money, right?"

Lin Yang replied approvingly: "It's a good thing to be rich."

Qin Feng looked fascinated: "There is a rich list,...... Leaderboard or Not"

Lin Yang was stupid: "Ah,...... Leaderboard...... Forbes Rich List"

Qin Feng said hatefully: "If you don't accept it, I'll tear you up"

"Hahaha"

The scene burst into laughter.

Lin Yang shook his head with a smile: "Hehe, what's wrong with the ticket kidnapping?"

Qin Feng: "You know how powerful this line is!"

Lin Yang explained: "Hehe, no, it's called Forbes"

Qin Feng looked up: "Forbes list, I look at it every day"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly, "What are you doing with other people?"

Qin Feng said in frustration: "I wish there was me up there, but there has been no me,...... Is it a typo?"

Lin Yang smiled and stroked towards Qin Feng's side: "How fresh,...... You remember, why do you have you, it's a misprint"

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out.

"Bah-!"

Boos erupted.

There was also a lot of fun in front of the computer.

Qin Feng sighed and asked Lin Yang, "Then when can I make a mistake?"

Lin Yang opened his mouth to laugh happily, spread his hands and said, "Hey, what's going on with this day?...... What does it matter if you make a mistake?"

Qin Feng's face was full of pride: "If you make a mistake, you will have me."

Lin Yang asked suspiciously, "What can you mean?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said, "I sympathize with many people who are unhappy in life"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I still sympathize with others!"

Qin Feng nodded his fingers: "Look at it, many people drive a second-hand car, live in a second-hand house, and marry a second-hand daughter-in-law."

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide: "Ah! The daughter-in-law is also second-hand?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter became louder and louder, and the girls at the scene blushed a little when they heard it.

Qin Feng sighed: "How resentful are you in this life...... Hey, but I'm living a pretty good life!"

Lin Yang: "Really?"

Qin Feng continued: "Adjust your own state, I want to live a quality life in all aspects"

Lin Yang nodded: "This is good!"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll watch the performance, listen to the music, and watch the movie."

Lin Yang nodded in appreciation: "Ah! You also dabble in art, okay!"

Qin Feng recalled: "That day, I saw a movie based on the Mayan prophecy, the end of the world in 2012,...... I was depressed after reading it."

Lin Yang asked puzzledly, "Hey, what are you depressed about?"

Qin Feng covered his face with his hands and said sadly: "I'm done with it before I make a mistake."

"Hahaha"

The scene burst into laughter.

Lin Yang smiled and waved his hand to comfort him: "Don't think nonsense, movies are works of art and fiction."

Qin Feng continued: "I took it seriously"

Lin Yang sighed: "Why do you bother!"

Qin Feng looked lonely: "I have to enjoy it, I have to live well, why do I have so much money left?"

Lin Yang: "Spend this money before 2012?"

Qin Feng said excitedly: "I want to spend all day drinking, drunk and golden,...... I took my card and ran to the bank."

Lin Yang: "I went to withdraw the money"

Qin Feng gritted his teeth fiercely: "What's the use of me keeping the money? I'll take out all the two thousand yuan,...... I'm going to splurge and travel the world!

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out one after another, and everyone was amused by Qin Feng's expression and words.

Lin Yang frowned and stretched out his hand to interrupt Qin Feng: "You went first,...... Okay! 2,000 yuan to travel around the world, and come back to Daxing, do you know?

"Hahaha"

The auditorium burst into laughter, as did the audience in front of the computer.

Many of the stars in the front row who watched Qin Feng's performance live for the first time were already smiling at this time.

This cross talk is so interesting!

Qin Feng pouted and smiled: "I have a monthly pass!"

Lin Yang waved his hand: "Hey, then you can buy a monthly pass."

Qin Feng made a gesture of inserting the card: "I'll go to the bank, withdraw money, take 200 first"

Lin Yang nodded lightly: "1800 keep"

Qin Feng's two fingers kept rubbing: "Collapse, come out, I'll pick up one and rub it hard, they say that the bank also has fakes"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's not ready."

Qin Feng continued to rub: "Rub! It's been too long, the card is swallowed!"

Lin Yang sighed: "Alas!

The scene was full of laughter, and the audience looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage, laughing all the time.

Qin Feng sighed: "What can I do with these 200 yuan?"

Lin Yang pointed: "If you rub it again, even these 200 are fake."

Qin Feng looked up: "I'm carrying this in my pocket, walking on the street, no matter where, I'll take a good stroll, I open my heart, I want to be worthy of myself"

Lin Yang: "Well, spend money"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Eh, when I look up, there is a temple here, I will go up there to burn incense and ask for Buddha."

Lin Yang nodded: "Picture a psychological balance"

Qin Feng smiled and walked forward: "Find a good omen, take a step and go"

Lin Yang: "Go"

Qin Feng stretched out his two hands and gestured: "At the door, such a big plaque, gold characters on a blue background"

Lin Yang asked, "What is written?"

Qin Feng nodded his fingers and said word by word: "Fraud-fraud-temple!"

Lin Yang was so shocked that his mouth opened wide: "Fraud Temple!

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted suddenly, and everyone was thundered by the name, and they all burst into laughter.

"This thing, how did you come up with this name, it's so funny"

"The climax is coming!

……

Qin Feng looked up at it and said, "Such an auspicious place, it's too foreign!"

Lin Yang couldn't stop laughing: "Oh, hehe! take this as a good thing."

Qin Feng raised his feet and stepped forward: "Go ahead"

Lin Yang was surprised: "I really dare to go in!"

Qin Feng clasped his hands together: "Step into the monk and chant the scriptures there, I am a big bad wolf......"

Lin Yang was frightened: "This is into the wolf's den!

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted again.

Everyone's faces are numb with laughter, and the laughter has not stopped since the beginning, this is the cross talk that can bring joy to people!

Qin Feng also looked frightened: "Scare me!"

Lin Yang: "That's right!"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "I'm leaving, he turned around and saw me,...... 'Welcome, don't miss it'"

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey, this is good, this monk should be a business!

Qin Feng smiled: "I'm in, hello master,...... "Oh, hello donor, hehe, are you here to donate?"

Lin Yang was surprised: "I asked for money when I came up"

Qin Feng said embarrassedly: "I didn't bring much money,...... (laughs) "You can swipe your card"

Lin Yang shook his head with a pout: "Hey!

Qin Feng explained with a smile: "That,...... The card was swallowed."

Lin Yang smiled and waved his hand: "Tell the truth to people"

Qin Feng clasped his hands together: "You can take out a small loan,...... Mortgage"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in shock: "Wow!

Qin Feng stretched out his hands: "There's nothing to ,...... Oh...... Would you like to donate your organs?"

Lin Yang was so frightened that he leaned back: "My mother, you have to leave something behind, right?"

"Hahaha"

The auditorium erupted in deafening laughter, and all the students leaned back and fell back in joy.

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "I hate me crazy, pointing out that the Buddha eats and dresses the Buddha, you are going crazy!

Lin Yang also gritted his teeth and said, "It's just that there is no money!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed diagonally: "Do you know, look at your appearance, it's true, you are sick?...... The monk was happy, "Do you have medicine?"

Lin Yang's face was full of doubts: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Qin Feng glared at the beads of his eyes and raised his chin: "How much do you eat?...... How many ?...... do you have? How much do you eat,...... I eat as much as you have,...... Are you sick?...... You've got medicine?......"

When he said this, Qin Feng's head turned back and forth left and right, his face was hideous, and his voice grew from small to loud, and finally became hoarse.

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter,

Whether it was the audience at the scene or watching the live broadcast, everyone was amused by Qin Feng's words.

Some of the students were already laughing to tears.

"It's funny, it's so funny"

"This thing is so big! How can you come up with such a hilarious word?"

"I'm laughing to death, another classic line"

"This is called cross talk, it's so joyful"

……

Everyone in the cross talk world listened to this hilarious joke, and everyone felt extremely stressed.

This paragraph is so good, they can't listen to it, from the beginning to the present, the big and small baggage continues, the jokes are one after another, the scene has never stopped laughing and applause, and it can't stop at all.

Moreover, Qin Feng and Lin Yang cooperate very tacitly, and the connection between teasing is almost seamless, which shows that this cross talk is very mature and complete.

This is what their cross talk can compare!

Let Qin Feng continue to develop like this, actors in the cross talk industry will either learn from Qin Feng, or they can only wait for their jobs to be smashed!

But it's so easy to learn! The cross talk book alone can kill almost everyone.

Now no one in the cross talk industry has such a strong creative power, it's good to be able to hold back a book a year, this is still a patchwork, constantly frying cold rice, playing old stalks to come out!

It's still a scarce resource!

How can it be like Qin Feng, who has come up with so many classic jokes in such a short time, each of which is full of novelty, how can it not make people in the cross talk industry envious, jealous and hateful?

Now, while they were laughing, their determination to drive Qin Feng out of the cross talk world was also firmer.

The people of the men's football team were also watching the live broadcast, and while they laughed, they felt a little helpless.

Qin Feng is too difficult to deal with! Especially this sharp mouth, it is simply terrifying!

Everyone is very worried that Qin Feng will attack through live broadcast, after all, the two sides fought very the Internet before.

Although Qin Feng rarely spoke in the later period, the only few words and the vicious behavior of constantly sticking to the results had already suffocated the entire men's football team and suffered internal injuries.

Now that he has such an excellent opportunity to attack, with Qin Feng's character, he will definitely not let it go, it depends on when he makes a move.

The rest of the people watching the live broadcast were also amused by this word at this time.

Qin Feng's parents and relatives are the same, and everyone in the family is already smiling.

"Uncle, aunt, brother is so funny, I'm going to die laughing"

"Hahaha, uncle, aunt, you must let him tell us a cross talk during the Spring Festival, it's so funny"

"Yes, that's a very good idea, I agree"

……

Several of Qin Feng's cousins, cousins, cousins, and cousins laughed and said.

Mom burst into tears of laughter, nodded her head, and agreed to the little ones' request.

The rest of the people also agreed with this proposal very much, Qin Feng was really funny.

The backstage of the auditorium also fell down, and the laughter never stopped.

Whether it is Pang Yong, Huohuo, Xu Haipeng and Mo Yun of the violin, everyone is listening to this cross talk in its entirety for the first time, listening to this extremely funny joke, everyone laughs to death.

"It's so weird, how could Qin Feng come up with such a word?"

"It's so contradictory, I can't believe that Qin Feng, who said cross talk and sang, is the same person"

"yes, it's a weird feeling, I guess everyone thinks like this"

"Excellent, that's all I can say!"

"Let's not think about anything else, listen to cross talk, these two can really laugh to death"

……

Under the stage.

A group of celebrities have already laughed like crazy, and even Hu Zhijun, who has always been cold, laughed to tears.

Sister Fei held Liu Yan's arm, laughed and said breathlessly:

"It's so joyful, Liu Yan, you won't have to laugh with Qin Feng in the future! What is he putting in his head? Where are there so many jokes about laughing at the dead?"

"Yes, I'm also very curious, my bowels are knotted with laughter"

Han Ru said on the other side of Liu Yan.

Liu Yan in the middle laughed so much that tears flew into her eyes, and she couldn't answer any questions at all.

Even she didn't understand, how could Qin Feng have such endless hilarious jokes?

…… (To be continued.) )