When Hans learned the price of the meal, he calculated it and found that it was only about 500 dollars, and he repeatedly praised China's reasonable price control and low price. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Li Du thinks that this brain circuit is novel, you are an American who earns dollars in the United States, but when you come to China to consume, you still convert it into dollars, don't you think that the price is low?

After eating, they drove to the campus of the pedagogical university.

Hans's beautiful teacher replied to the message, and as he guessed, she had left her in the dormitory without her mobile phone in class.

In the afternoon they had no classes, so the girl made an appointment to meet him at two o'clock, at the café next to the school.

Li Du looked at Hans's chat history, the girl looked good, quite serious, this time she wanted to invite Hans to drink, and said in advance that there was still a class in the evening, and they could only meet in the afternoon.

They arrived at the café early and stopped to chat.

Li Du asked, "What's this girl's name?" Rachel? What is a Chinese name? ”

"I don't know, I call her by an English name, and she calls me by a Chinese name." Hans said.

Li Du's gossip fire began to burn, and he asked, "Then what is your Chinese name?" ”

Hans kept his mouth shut, saying it was privacy.

Li Du angrily wanted to smoke him, what kind of privacy is his name?

However, he saw that Hans's face was not very good-looking, and thought that he was unhappy to ask too much about the other party, so he had to apologize: "I'm sorry, Boss Fu, I was just curious." ”

Hans asked suspiciously, "What, why did you suddenly apologize?" ”

Li Du said: "I see that you are unhappy. ”

Hans frowned and shook his head, "No, I'm not upset, I'm a little sick to my stomach. ”

Li Du asked with concern, "What's wrong?" Or is it not adaptable? ”

After coming to his hometown, Godzilla and Ooku were all right, Hans had stomach problems several times, they went to the county hospital to see him, and the doctor said that he came to China from the United States to adapt to the water and soil.

Hans wondered: "Probably not, my stomach doesn't hurt, it's just very swollen." ”

As he spoke, there was a 'gurgling' sound in his stomach, and it looked like he was going to have a stomach upset again.

Li Du gave him two packets of paper and asked him to go to the toilet in the café to clean up his intestines, so as not to see the beautiful teacher out of the basket later.

After Hans left, Ao asked him, "Boss, are we waiting in the car?" ”

Li Du said: "No, I'll take you to find a scenic spot to travel, but you have to wait, meet the girl first, and make sure that there is nothing between them." ”

Hearing him say this, Da Ao pushed the car door and said, "Then I'll go to the toilet first, damn it, my stomach is not very comfortable." ”

Hans and Da Ao had stomach problems one after another, and Li Du wondered, is there a problem with lunch?

However, they had only eaten lunch for less than an hour, and it stands to reason that they would not have flare-up so quickly if they had a problem with lunch.

Not long after Ooku left, Godzilla's stomach also made a 'gurgling' sound, and he clutched his stomach and said, "Fake! ”

Li Du couldn't help but scold: "Fake! Lunch with ghosts! ”

Godzilla has a steel stomach, he can eat so much, obviously the stomach and digestion are very good, but now even he has an upset stomach, it must be the seafood he ate for lunch is wrong.

He leads Godzilla into the dining room and sees Hans and a tall ponytail girl sitting in a high chair drinking coffee and chatting.

Seeing him come in, Hans showed a displeased expression and called over and asked, "Lee, why are you coming in?" Damn, can you give me some privacy? ”

Li Du said impatiently: "Godzilla has a bad stomach, I took him in to find the bathroom." ”

Hans was happy: "Ha, he's uncomfortable too? Well, I'm wrong about you. ”

Godzilla attracted a lot of attention as soon as he entered the door, and Li Du casually asked someone about the location of the bathroom and brought Godzilla over.

He felt that there was nothing wrong with his stomach, so he was a little proud, the little flying insect had improved his physical fitness too much, and his gastrointestinal endurance was obviously much stronger than others.

As the saying goes, happiness begets sadness, he hasn't been happy for a long time, he feels that the intestinal peristalsis is speeding up, and there is a breath to be excreted outside, which is commonly known as farting.

It's normal to fart, there is a saying in Li Du's hometown, calling a fart is the anger of life, how can it be justified not to let go?

Of course, this is a café, which belongs to a public place, and farting is a bit unqualified, so Mr. Li took out his years of accumulated experience, as always, slightly raised his little half buttocks, controlled the chrysanthemum muscles, and slowly squeezed out the gas little by little.

Then, he felt that something was not quite right, why did the chrysanthemum feel so lubricated around? And how did the pants get a little sticky? Also, why is it suddenly hot around the chrysanthemum?

He was stunned for a moment, and his face subconsciously turned red:, pulled your pants?

This made him very scared, since he was in kindergarten, he has not pulled his pants, how could this happen today?

He looked around in a panic for fear that someone would find out about his embarrassment, but he saw that Hans on the opposite side was also looking around in a panic.

The two glanced at each other, and both understood that the other party might have suffered the same tragedy as themselves......

Li Du got up and wanted to go to the bathroom, but at this time, another wave of fart came to him.

The will to urinate and shit can barely be controlled, and farting is not good, this is a breath of gas, and the penetration is too strong, even if you clamp the chrysanthemum sphincter, you can't stop it!

Soon, he felt that the perimeter of the chrysanthemum was more sticky.

He can't walk fast, he has to walk slowly in small steps, otherwise he is worried that he will not be able to squirt things directly if he walks fast.

Hans didn't bother to apologize to the gentleman and the girl, so he pulled his leg and went to the bathroom.

The girl turned her head, and Li Du saw a delicate face, and the expression on the pretty face was surprised and stunned.

"Damn, there's something wrong with this son of a bitch's seafood!" Hans said with a distorted expression as he passed by Li Du.

Mr. Li was not in the mood to answer, he moved to the toilet wholeheartedly: there are about 20 meters, 15 meters, 10 meters, okay, it's ......

There were only five pits in the café, all of which were occupied, so Li Du had to knock on the pit where Godzilla was before, and said in a low voice: "Godzilla, come out, I can't stand it." ”

The sound of flushing water sounded in the toilet, and the sound was very tempting, and the tempting Li Du's intestines squirmed again.

Godzilla pushed open the toilet door and came out, Li Du was about to go in, and a young man came in behind, and he directly and unceremoniously rushed in front of him, and said lightly: "Sorry buddy, diarrhea - hey, mom!" ”

He walked quickly into the toilet, slipped and fell without standing firmly, hitting his head on the bucket.

After standing up, he looked down angrily and shouted: "The grass is over, who has no quality to step on a horse?" How do you pour oil on the ground? What does this horse riding mean? ”

Li Du looked at Godzilla, and the Mexican strong man, who had always been silent and expressionless, showed a crimson face, and said shyly: "Fake, I don't know what's wrong, I sprayed some oil." ”