In the end, it was Da Ao who came out and gave up a place for Li Du, but Li Du didn't go in, and Hans grabbed the position: "Damn, let me come first, I still have a date waiting outside." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Li Du looked up at the ceiling helplessly, trying to distract himself to slow down the exhaust that was about to come out.

Hans entered the toilet and there was a loud sound of exhaust, 'bang bang bang'.

Someone in the toilet next door laughed in a low voice: "Damn, who is setting off guns in the toilet?"

Finally someone came out to make way for a place, Li Du quickly squatted for a while after entering, but he didn't have any bowel movements, and he didn't have diarrhea.

However, there are some things in chrysanthemums that will flow out unconsciously.

Li Du rubbed it over and over again with a black face, this thing is not easy to rub, as if it is oil, it is easy to stick to the skin, it is called a disgusting.

Later, he looked at his pants, and the underwear was black, so he couldn't see what was stained on it, but he could wipe the oil stains with a piece of tissue.

Disgusted, he threw away his underwear and went into battle in a vacuum.

When his stomach was finally comfortable, he walked out with a gloomy face, leaving a big man outside, so he asked, "What about Godzilla?"

Da Ao curled his arm and pointed to the side with his elbow, and said with a smile: "It's in again." ”

Godzilla, who has always been hot and cold, and can eat meat and vegetables, encountered Waterloo this time, and he ate the most seafood at noon.

Not long after he came out, Hans pushed open the door and staggered out, saying helplessly, "Damn, I really want to live in the bathroom, I never thought this place was so cute." ”

Li Du said: "Why don't I call that girl in for you, and you are here to fabric?"

Remembering that there was a beautiful woman waiting outside, Hans wailed, "Oh no, how can I go see her? I've got something stuck on my pants, and we have to go and change our clothes!"

Seeing him in such pain, Li Du was happy, he said: "I told you not to come on a date, you didn't listen, now it's okay, you can figure it out yourself!"

What can Hans do? His stomach is still rumbling, and he farts every once in a while, and every time he farts he brings out oil and water, which is miserable!

This situation is obviously not suitable for a date, he said: "I'm going to say goodbye to her, let's go change clothes first, and then go and complain about the damn hotel!"

Li Du and Hans were about to leave, but Big Ole pulled the belt of his trousers and smiled dryly: "You wait for me for a while, I'll squat for a few more minutes." ”

The two walked out of the bathroom, and then saw a tall girl with two cups of coffee standing not far away.

Hans was surprised and asked, "Hey, Rachel, why are you here?"

When the girl saw him, she smiled and said anxiously, "Have you checked your pants?" Just now, a waiter found that the stool you were sitting on was not clean and had oil on it. ”

As soon as her voice fell, a waiter's voice sounded: "Hey, it's strange, there is a stool here that also has oil on it, Xiao Song, come and wipe it." ”

Li Du looked at it and said that the waiter with oil on the stool was standing where he was sitting before, needless to say, the oil on the stool was made by him.

Hans understood what was going on, and he was afraid that the further he went, the bigger the stomach problem would be, so he said to the girl, "Rachel, I'm sorry, I think this is the end of our meeting." ”

The girl was slightly stunned, and said with some regret: "Do you have any urgent business? ”

Hans nodded quickly, "Yes, I, I'm in a bit of a hurry. ”

When he said this, his legs rubbed vigorously, and Li Du guessed the reason, so he couldn't help but laugh.

Hans noticed and glared at him, then looked at the girl with a tender and bright smile again.

Soon, Godzilla and Ooku walked out, and the two tower-like big men attracted a lot of attention together, especially since both of them were foreigners, and attracted even more attention.

Ao muttered in a low voice, "Shet, Shet, Shet, let's go, I think I'm going to have to go to the hospital, damn it, my ass is dripping oil all the time, is there something wrong with it?"

His voice was very small, but Rachel stood with Li Du and the others, and inevitably heard his words.

Listening to his words, thinking of the oil on the stool, Rachel showed a shocked expression and asked, "Are you all together?"

Hans smiled awkwardly, "Huh, how do you know?"

The corners of the girl's mouth twitched and she wanted to laugh, but she quickly held back, and she said, "I don't only know where you eat, but I also know that you ate his cod, right?"

Li Du heard what she said and asked, "Yes, there is a problem with their cod?"

Rachel said: "Yes, the locals know that you can't go to his house to eat cod, his cod is sold with a sheep's head and dog meat, and it is not a good fish, but it is similar to cod, it seems to be called snake mackerel......"

She thought about it again and added: "Yes, it seems to be a spiny snake mackerel or a heteroscale snake mackerel, in short, this fish contains a lot of wax oil, and people can't digest it after eating it, and it will be excreted quickly." ”

Li Du understood what was going on, and he smiled reluctantly: "Thank you for the reminder." ”

Hans waved his hand and said, "I'll thank you again, goodbye Rachel, we have to leave." ”

Seeing that he was leaving, the girl hurriedly took out a paper bag from her small bag and handed it to him.

Hans opened it and was surprised, "This is money, what's wrong?"

Rachel smiled: "This is your 10,000 yuan, I was just joking with you at the time, why did you really transfer this money to me?"

Hans insisted: "This is tuition, you teach me to learn Chinese and I teach you tuition, isn't it a matter of course?"

Rachel grinned and said, "Let's talk about it when you learn well, don't argue anymore, I'm in good shape, I can argue with you here all afternoon, are you sure your state is okay?"

Hans can't stand still now, how can he continue to stay here?

He waved his hand and left a 'more to come,' and walked out in a panic.

Li Du found a shopping mall to buy new pants, he and Hans are ordinary people, it is easy to buy pants, Godzilla and Ooku have a hard time.

Fortunately, this is a provincial town, and the mall is big enough, and they bought two pairs of oversized sweatpants, which can be regarded as solving the urgent needs of Godzilla and Da O.

After changing his pants, Li Du looked up the two kinds of fish and cod that Richard said on the Internet.

According to the information introduced on the Internet, the heteroscale snake mackerel and spiny mackerel that Rachel mentioned are called oily fish in China, and they are specially used to refine industrial lubricants.

The appearance and taste of this fish are very similar to cod, but the nutritional value is very different.

Cod is rich in fat, delicious and good taste, and oily fish contains a kind of wax oil that the human body cannot absorb and digest.