Seeing that Qin Feng had finished preparing, Zhang Ling nodded with a smile, stretched out his finger and pointed to the temporary cross talk platform and said:

"Qin Feng, you used to stand there, I'm communicating with the director, and the live broadcast will start immediately"

Then she continued to communicate with the live broadcast room, leaving Qin Feng aside for the time being. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Qin Feng could only act like an angry little daughter-in-law, walked to the filming position and stood up, waiting for the live broadcast to start.

This is what happens when the handle is caught!

"Poof"

Seeing his obedient appearance, Lin Yang couldn't help laughing, there is still someone who can cure you kid!

Soon, Zhang Ling finished communicating and walked in front of Qin Feng with the microphone, ready to start the live broadcast.

Cameras and lights were ready, and a large cast and crew cooperated to lower their voices.

"Three, two, one"

With Zhang Ling's countdown over, the live broadcast begins!

……

Liu Yan's grandfather's house.

As soon as the TV picture changed, the camera cut from the CCTV live broadcast room to the backstage of Studio No. 1, and Qin Feng and Zhang Ling appeared in front of everyone.

"Here we go!"

Liu Yan shouted excitedly.

In the rest of the world, there were many people who were just as excited as she was, watching TV with great interest, waiting for the start of a fun journey.

……

CCTV backstage

Zhang Ling took the microphone and began the interview.

"Hello Qin Feng, welcome to participate in the CCTV Lantern Festival special program "Lantern Festival on the 15th day of the first lunar month", and say hello to the majority of TV audiences"

Qin Feng clenched his fists and arched towards the camera, smiled and said loudly:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am Qin Feng, I have given you New Year's greetings in the backstage of the Lantern Festival party, Happy New Year! Today is the Lantern Festival, in order to meet the occasion, I will send you a couplet, the upper link is: the sky and the moon are three thousand worlds, and the lower link is: people are drunk on the twelfth floor of the spring breeze, I wish everyone a happy Lantern Festival!"

"Good!

When this couplet was recited, countless cheers rang out in front of the TV.

"Atmospheric! worthy of my grandson"

Grandpa Qin Feng also applauded loudly at home, and his father also nodded frequently, with endless pride in his eyes, this couplet is indeed very outstanding, and it also gives the family a long face!

"Another masterpiece, this little guy always brings surprises"

Wu Lao, who was gathering at home with a few calligrapher friends, said with a smile.

"With such a wonderful couplet for the occasion, let's not be idle, take the light of this little guy to add some joy to this beautiful Lantern Festival"

When Fan Lao heard such a wonderful couplet, his hands suddenly itched.

"Lao Fan is right, let's move"

"Okay"

Several calligraphers were immediately interested and began to splash ink.

……

Qin Feng's voice fell, and Zhang Ling next to him continued:

"It's really a chic blessing, okay, the greeting is over, isn't it time to say cross talk? I think many viewers in front of the TV can't wait, Qin Feng, are you ready?"

Qin Feng nodded and replied with a smile:

"Ready, ready to go"

Zhang Ling said excitedly in front of the camera:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is "Lantern Festival on the Fifteenth Day of the First Lunar Month", please enjoy the stand-up comedy "Journey to the West" brought by the young cross talk actor Qin Feng"

After the introduction, she quickly exited the camera, and the camera locked on Qin Feng standing behind the cross talk platform.

After adjusting his breathing and sorting out his thoughts, Qin Feng picked up the waking wood on the platform and knocked it gently.

"Smack!"

A crisp voice sounded.

Everyone understands that another hilarious journey begins!

……

There was silence.

Qin Feng looked at the camera lens and said with a smile:

"On the day of the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, it was said that Tang Monk collected the pig eight precepts, and after accepting the second apprentice, the master and apprentice continued to walk forward, and this was to the quicksand river.

As soon as I arrived at the quicksand river, I met the sand monk, who everyone knows, looks very fierce, with a red beard and red eyebrows, curly hair, and nine skeletons on his chest.

The human head and skeleton were tied with a rope and hung on the body, and the disc was twice brighter. Tang Seng was startled, pointed at Sha Seng and said, this is the stubborn master of the quicksand river, right?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out at the scene and in front of the TV.

When the people in front of the TV were twisting walnuts and twisting their hands, they immediately froze, and after a pause, they also began to laugh wildly.

It's not up to grade at all to play with us.,The people and sand monks are all skeletons!

"Bah-!"

The laughter was accompanied by loud boos.

Of course, it's not to shh Qin Feng, but to cheer for him!

This cross talk is fantastic, and it got a full house as soon as I started talking about it!

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV was even more full of expectations for this cross talk at this time.

The laughter fell slightly, Qin Feng shook his hand and continued:

"None of the others took it to heart, but Tang Seng stood here stunned, why? Who are these nine skeletons? It's Tang Seng! As we said earlier, the golden cicada died nine times in the lower realm, and these nine skeletons were his first nine lives.

He has this Buddha fate, after being reincarnated, he is still dedicated to goodness, he wants to go to the west to learn scriptures, he walked to the quicksand river, met this person, and he didn't eat, he came and went, and ate Tang Seng.

After eating, he threw the human head into the water, which was lighter than a goose feather, floating on the surface of the water and not sinking, and the Buddha nature was too great!

He said as he made a playful motion.

"Hahaha"

The laughter broke out again, and the audience was amused.

And those who were playing with literature looked at the things in their hands, and then looked at Qin Feng on TV, all with expressions of crying and laughing.

This kid is on a par with us today!

They were right, and Qin Feng continued to joke with them.

"Another one in a few days, it's still Tang Seng, I must learn from the scriptures, I will succeed! Come here, Sha Seng has seen it, hello! Come here."

I ate it, I threw it away after eating, and I didn't go down! I fished it up, there were two of them, and I was coiled in my hand, and everyone had seen a plate of walnuts, just like that."

While speaking, his left hand was still very vividly comparing the movements of the game.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Some of the owners of walnuts in front of the TV smiled angrily and put down the walnuts in their hands, and they couldn't get interested in playing for the time being.

When everyone thinks of skeletons, everyone can't help but feel creepy, and some walnuts really look a bit alike!

On TV, Qin Feng gestured to nine and said:

"Anyway, it's connected, he has made nine heads in his nine lives, strung them with ropes, hung them around his neck, is very happy, keeps coiling, and only met Tang Seng of this generation for the tenth time.

Some people say that this is unreasonable, how can there be such a lack of heart? In fact, the route designed by the Buddha is to hit Chang'an, the Five Elements Mountain, the Eagle Sorrowful Stream, the Gao Laozhuang, the Quicksand River,

Tang Seng didn't admit it! When he came out of Chang'an, he ran to the quicksand river, and it was the same every time, and when he went out, he was fooled and dangdang was the same! He died for nine lifetimes!"

"Hahaha"

All the spectators at the scene and in front of the TV completely exploded, and people went crazy with laughter.

Weibo, forums, and CCTV live webpages, as well as various circles of friends, all exploded at this time.

"Oh! I'm laughing to death, Tang Seng is too lacking in heart!"

"I've never seen anything like that! How did you think of this? It's a wonder!"

"It's the same when you go out, it's the same! It's so classic!"

"I love this stand-up comedy, it's so joyful!"

"Hahaha, buddy is going to the hospital again today!"

……

Qin Feng laughed twice, and then continued:

"Only then did I admit it in my tenth life, with Sun Wukong, with Zhu Bajie, I went to the quicksand river, and saw this monster on the bank, Tang Seng came down, hello, very familiar! Are you hungry?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted again.

"Co-author Tang Seng is delivering food to Monk Sha!"

"This "Journey to the West" is interesting"

……

"This is introduced to each other, and then I know, kneeling on the ground to worship the master, the master has made up a few things, and the west has learned the scriptures! Tang Sanzang sat on the horse, this time, Monk Sha picked it up.

It is not easy for the sand monk to roll the blinds in the sky and make sauce, in fact, it is the work of the property, it is good to call the general, you want to roll the blinds, anyone can come!

It's so easy to go down to earth, he's still a coolie, and he doesn't need to fight goblins, I think he's stupid!

The laughter started again, and after a few words, some people with low laughter were already in tears.

"I really can't stand this goods! the sand monk has been damaged into a waste of snacks."

"This is really the first person in history to misinterpret a famous book!

"It's so good, it's so enjoyable!"

"I just like this cross talk, it's so awesome!"

…… (To be continued.) )