"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter rang out. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The laughter subsided slightly, and Qin Feng continued to seriously distort this famous book.

"My "Journey to the West" is different from what everyone reads, where does my story start?

Isn't it different! What kind of distorted "Journey to the West" has you become? If Tang monks and apprentices were so unskilled, what scriptures would they take! I would have died of laughter on the road!

Countless people at the scene and in front of the TV were complaining, and everyone had completely convinced him of his crooked skills.

Qin Feng didn't pause, and still said with his eyebrows fluttering.

"The Lingxiao Treasure Hall in the sky, the big and small immortals are here, what day? Anyone who often reads novels about gods and demons knows that these are often held in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, such as the Tongming Conference and the Pan Tao Meeting.

Today is the Treasure Race, the immortals of the three realms of heaven and earth have arrived, what treasures have been brought here, let's try it to see who can endure it! Find a chance to have a meal!"

Laughter rang out incessantly.

Hearing this, many people can't help but think of their daily life, isn't this the state!

It's okay to find an excuse for three or five friends to get together, eat and drink, have a good time, and moisturize!

Are the co-authors of the gods living the same days as us, or are our lives as comfortable as the gods?

"Oh! The gods in the heavens and the earth are here, and the Jade Emperor is sitting in the middle, with a high bead curtain, and there is more than one curtain general. The Jade Emperor is very happy, come on, who has a treasure, take it out, let's take a look, and see who is powerful!

Eight immortals came out of the left compartment, the great immortals, everyone knows, Lu Dongbin's brother, come out, Jade Emperor, look at ours.

Let's talk about this Lu Dongbin first, with two swords behind him, Jade Emperor, my two swords are powerful,...... What's going on with this sword?

I am a male and female sword, and these two swords will never be separated. The Jade Emperor nodded, how to show ?...... I'll play a sword for you, okay? The Jade Emperor said, there are too many people, forget it!"

Qin Feng picked up the fan on the table and pulled a sword flower, his movements were quite chic, but the lines were extremely funny.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again.

Sister Fei and Han Ru, who were standing on the periphery of the crowd, laughed and trembled, wiping tears from their eyes.

"This kid is so good, he has to be laughed to death today"

In front of the TV and on the Internet, there was crazy laughter and complaints.

"This thing doesn't even let go of the Eight Immortals, it's too bad!"

"Playing cheap, playing with swords, he can really associate"

"I've never seen such a cheap person, and my belly is about to explode with laughter"

"Look, none of the eight immortals can escape!

"Hahaha, it's so fun!

……

On the stage, Qin Feng took a fan and pointed outward.

"That Han Zhongli next to him, with a big belly, holding a big fan in his hand, Pu Fan, Jade Emperor, my fan is a baby. …… What are the benefits?

It can be used in winter and summer...... Then you can take a look at me in the summer. …… Okay! With a wave of his hand, he conjured up a watermelon and fanned it.

The Jade Emperor nodded, oh, it's summer, isn't it a meat skewer in winter?...... Yes, it can be hot or cold. …… Oh, good stuff!

As Qin Feng spoke, the fan in his hand also opened, and he kept fanning back and forth, completely describing Han Zhongli as a street vendor.

Another burst of laughter erupted.

"This kid is so good at trampling the gods!

"I'm laughing to death, Han Zhongli is selling skewers!"

"I think Qin Feng is suitable for selling skewers, the action is too professional!"

……

On the stage, Qin Feng continued to tease everyone.

"Lan Caihe, is that basket a treasure of yours?...... Jade Emperor, my basket can hold heaven and earth, and this thing has infinite magic...... What's the magic trick?

Jade Emperor, listen, in one fell swoop, you can pick up cinders from the bowl and sell it, and you can also rely on it to carry water and chop firewood, inside and out. …… The Jade Emperor has stood up, and the children of the poor have long been in charge!"

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV completely exploded.

Many actors laughed so much that they couldn't stand still, squatting on the ground one by one and bursting into laughter, their hands constantly slapping the ground.

The audience in front of the TV was even more smiling, and everyone either fell on the sofa or sat on the floor, laughing to tears.

Grandpa Qin Feng's house.

The younger siblings were lying on the couch laughing to death.

"Brother is so funny, what kind of fairy is this! Isn't he begging for food on the street?"

"Lan Caihe is so pitiful!"

Several adults in the family also laughed and wiped tears from their eyes.

"Xiaofeng is so funny, it can make people laugh crazy"

"This bastard boy is really taboo-free, he dares to say anything!"

……

On the temporary stage, Qin Feng looked at the cast and crew who were laughing like crazy in the audience, and his heart was so beautiful.

"Guys, there's something even funnier in the back that will definitely make you laugh like crazy!"

The laughter fell slightly, and Qin Feng immediately raised his hand and said:

"Elder Zhang Guo, what are you taking?...... Jade Emperor, you taste me, donkey meat is burned!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter that had just subsided a little immediately burst out again, louder than before.

Co-author: Zhang Guolao killed the donkey and burned it for donkey meat! If there is no donkey, will he still be Zhang Guolao?

On the stage, Qin Feng did not pause, he opened his eyes and asked in surprise:

"What about the donkey?...... Zhang Guolao pointed outward, scolding the street outside!"

As he spoke, Qin Feng gave a thumbs up and pointed back, and his movements were very vivid.

"Puff, puff、......"

The sound of falling to the ground kept sounding at the scene and in front of the TV, which was that everyone really had no strength to laugh and fell directly to the ground.

The men sat on the ground, still laughing maniacally.

This is not only the case for the cast and crew and the audience in front of the TV, but also the host and staff of the director team of the party and the program group of "Lantern Festival on the Fifteenth Day of the First Lunar Month".

The two hosts have been laughing to tears, their makeup has been spent early, and it will be difficult to broadcast live at the meeting.

……

Qin Feng continued to damage the immortals on TV.

"Tie Guan Li, what kind of treasure are you?...... Jade Emperor, my baby is this crutch. …… What are the benefits of this crutch?

I told you this, the Jade Emperor, threw the crutches, I walked like flying, and the pillar was lame...... The Jade Emperor nodded, what a miracle, isn't this a waste?"

After speaking, Qin Feng looked at the camera with a questioning expression.

"Hahaha"

The audience was almost unable to laugh, one by one gasping and panting, their faces were red, but they still couldn't stop laughing wildly.

If you throw away the crutches and walk like flying, you will be lame on the pillar! I'm laughing to death! Tie Guan Li doesn't lack heart and eyes!

Qin Feng pointed again:

"Uncle Cao, what treasure do you have?...... Uncle Cao Guo said, Jade Emperor, my yin and yang board is amazing, you see, this is a big board, this is a small board, and Uncle Cao Guo started the allegro. This is an immortal who engages in literary and artistic propaganda."

Another burst of maniacal laughter.

I won't let go of this one!

"What about He Xiangu? He Xiangu took a lotus leaf, don't look at it and pinch it open, it will always be green all year round. …… Fairy girl, what kind of treasure is this lotus leaf of yours?

Jade Emperor, after boiling the porridge, take the porridge down and put it on the ground, buckle the lotus leaf, and wait for the porridge to be turquoise. …… The Jade Emperor nodded, you have to put the sugar aside, right? lotus leaf porridge!"

The laughter erupted again, so loud that it almost lifted the roofs of the backstage.

Everyone laughed and complained frantically.

"You are so damaged, even He Xiangu will not let go, a goddess fairy has become a housewife in your mouth, take it!"

On the stage, Qin Feng nodded admiringly and continued to talk nonsense:

"The Eight Immortals are really amazing! The immortals all applauded, so good, very powerful"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The scene resounded with thunderous applause.

Everyone laughed and applauded Qin Feng frantically, this paragraph was so interesting that it could make people laugh to death.

There was also continuous applause in front of the TV.

"Bah-!"

Accompanied by applause and laughter, the boos were also deafening.

Of course, this is a compliment to Qin Feng's performance. (To be continued.) )