Chapter Eighty-Four: The Dream of the Western Expedition
"It's almost over!"
In the midst of laughter, Qin Feng and Lin Yang glanced at each other and conveyed such a message to each other. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
So far, they have not had any problems, as long as the performance ends well, it will be an incomparably perfect Spring Festival Gala debut!
Although some content was added, because Qin Feng raised the pace, the time also caught up, and it could have ended within the scheduled time.
The two of them are very excited, and success is imminent!
The atmosphere at the scene and in front of the TV set is getting hotter and hotter!
Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves and continued: "As he was talking, the president's mobile phone rang for a while, and when he took it out, it was written with a line of words, 'The meal is ready, please go to the canteen quickly'"
Lin Yang nodded: "Eat!"
Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed out: "(Henan accent) Let's eat, the rice is cooked!"
There was another burst of laughter.
Lin Yang frowned and stopped: "Let's just speak Mandarin, okay?"
Qin Feng shrugged his shoulders: "I'm used to saying this, what am I going to eat?...... (Henan accent) lobster! …… He's invited me to eat lobster, and this time I've copied it."
Lin Yang: "What?"
Qin Feng gestured excitedly: "I love to eat lobster, that big lobster, I don't just eat cakes, eat!
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Eat lobster alone!"
Qin Feng raised a finger: "Come out with him, the canteen is on the basement floor, come down and take a look, ho! As soon as you enter the door, the big aquarium and the big lobster are one or two meters long, swim inside!
Lin Yang laughed: "Hehehe, this time you can do it, eat!"
Qin Feng gestured and said: "Sit here, the vinegar dish is set, take the disposable chopsticks and break them, eat! Lobster! Come on, six waiters build a big plate, as big as the table."
Lin Yang pointed to the cross talk platform in surprise: "Such a big plate!"
Qin Feng nodded and replied: "How big a lobster, I look at it, this is amazing, about a count, this lobster will have more than 40,000, come on, peel it, hey! This is spicy......"
As he spoke, he began to peel lobsters with both hands, and kept sending them to his mouth while peeling.
"Hahaha"
The laughter rang out again, and the audience was amused by the series of antics and antagonics.
Lin Yang's eyes widened and he was stunned for a second, and quickly reached out and grabbed him:
"Wait a minute, don't eat it, don't eat it, spicy crayfish! More than 40,000 on this plate!
Qin Feng picked his teeth and said, "He can't bear to be big!
After speaking, he continued to peel the lobster, with an expression of enjoyment.
The laughter at the scene became louder and louder, wave after wave, deafening.
Lin Yang sighed: "Hey!"
Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed upward: "I'm eating happily, it's up, it's broken!
Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "This is the hit?"
Qin Feng said confidently: "That's going to use me, I said I'll go up to fight, you look at the lobster"
Lin Yang knocked on the table with a smile: "Hey, don't worry about this"
"Hahaha"
The burst of laughter broke out again, and the audience was about to go crazy with laughter.
Qin Feng stretched out his finger and pointed:
"Let's say okay, don't move if I don't come back, friends to friends, don't make a fuss because of this, don't eat if I don't come back." …… (Henan accent) why don't you worry about me! You go yours, I'll show you"
After saying that, he spread his arms and crawled on the lobster.
The scene burst into laughter.
Lin Yang sighed: "Wow, this food protection is coming."
Qin Feng raised his hand: "You lie on your stomach and don't move, wait for me to come back, go up and take a look, oh! There are a lot of terrorists here, with guns, rifles, bullets, and slingshots, what should I do?"
Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed: "You have practiced!"
Qin Feng wiped the Tang costume on his body, and said with a sad face: "The problem is that I didn't bring anything! I fell when I got on the plane, how can I get it? If this head flies, it will be opened at that time."
Lin Yang nodded: "This has to find protection"
Qin Feng's eyes looked down: "As soon as I lowered my head, there was a German steel helmet on the ground."
Lin Yang: "Oh!"
Qin Feng stretched out his hand and patted his head: "Ho! It's easy to do with this steel helmet, small and big shell, this is okay, buckle it to the head, and the bullet can't die."
Lin Yang nodded: "Yes!"
Qin Feng clapped his hands with a smile: "I'm happy, my girlfriend has rounded up and given me a mouthful, and I'm full!
Lin Yang laughed and pointed at Qin Feng: "Daywalking!"
The cross talk is over!
The two smiled and took two steps back, bowed deeply to the audience together, and then turned and walked back to the backstage.
"Hahaha"
Behind them, laughter erupted again.
"Bang Bang Bang"
"Good!
The applause and applause swept through the entire studio hall like a tsunami.
It was the same in front of the television, where people laughed and gave them the warmest applause.
Grandpa Qin Feng's house.
Everyone in the family stood up and applauded excitedly.
"What my brother said was fantastic!"
"I'm laughing to death, I've never heard such a funny cross talk!"
"This cross talk can definitely become a classic of the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Okay! the show is perfect, you can go home for the New Year"
……
At the same time, there was also applause and praise at my grandfather's house.
Liu Yan's family stood in the living room, clapping enthusiastically, and the praise did not stop for a moment.
Liu Yan was still laughing: "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! For the sake of cross talk being so funny, don't care about making fun of me."
Liu Yan's mother sighed with emotion: "It's really a perfect Spring Festival Gala debut!"
Liu Yan's father nodded: "After the Spring Festival Gala, Qin Feng and Lin Yang will definitely be even more popular!"
……
The same scene is happening in Lin Yang's house, Cong Shan's house, and every teacher, classmate, and friend's home.
Everyone was applauding Qin Feng and Lin Yang's wonderful performances.
Weibo, Moments, forums, websites, and CCTV live broadcast platforms are already extremely hot at this time!
Not many people on the Internet pay attention to the next show, and everyone's focus is on Qin Feng and their cross talk.
"This is the funniest Spring Festival Gala cross talk I've ever seen, it can make people laugh crazy!"
"Hahaha, a pipe dream!"
"These two are really heavenly!"
"The buddies are all laughing and sobbing, this is called cross talk!"
"Cool! It's so cool! The buddies have laughed more than they have in a year in these ten minutes."
……
The entrance of the backstage passage of Studio 1.
"Yay!"
As soon as they got out of the audience's sight, Qin Feng and Lin Yang immediately high-fived each other excitedly.
"Fat Lin, the performance is very perfect, and the progress is great!
Lin Yang is indeed playing at a super level, not only did he not produce any baskets, but he also dealt with the content that was added temporarily, and he couldn't see a trace.
"That's it! This cross talk buddy has put a lot of work into it! I'm even reciting words while sleeping, can it not be perfect?"
Lin Yangzhi replied triumphantly.
"Okay! With this spirit, you Lin Fatzi will definitely be able to get ahead in the cross talk world!"
"Now that this buddy is satisfied, he doesn't dare to ask for anything more!"
"Yes, you're a little rich and safe, and you're not productive!"
"Don't care if I'm good or not, you should think about how to pass the level of the director team first!
I've found out.,You can't honestly say it according to the book even once.,There's not a single time without drama! Fortunately, buddy has been prepared, so he didn't get out of the basket.,Anyone else will be stunned today."
"According to the script, the buddies never disdain it, it's more interesting to add some material, isn't it, when I write cross talk, these jokes and burdens have already been thought of, and it is natural to use.
It's just that considering the time of the performance, I gave up it at the beginning, and when I saw that the time allowed for the performance just now, my buddy was added, so that the cross talk would be more complete"
"That's right, with these contents, cross talk is indeed more funny"
"Alright, go back to the dressing room! that's where the celebration is."
After saying that, the two walked into the backstage, and in the center of the stage behind them, the host was already smiling and began to introduce the next show.
……
"Perfect performance, congratulations!"
"Dude, the show is fantastic"
"It's on fire! You're absolutely all over the country!"
……
As soon as the two entered the backstage, they immediately ushered in a tidal wave of praise and countless smiling faces.
Many people are still immersed in the joy brought by cross talk, and they are still laughing.
"You have praised it, everyone likes it, we are very honored"
Qin Feng and Lin Yang were polite to many cast and crew, and walked all the way to the dressing room.
Someone stood in front of them, it was Director Wei, the director of the language program.
It can be seen that Director Wei wants to put down his face, but the smile on his face can't be suppressed.
"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, the performance was very successful, congratulations"
"This is thanks to the director team for giving us the opportunity, without your approval, it would not be possible to have the current result, thank you!"
After speaking, Qin Feng and Lin Yang bowed deeply to Director Wei.
A hint of relief flashed in Director Wei's eyes, he performed well! He was able to grasp himself, and he was not carried away by success!
"No thanks, this is our job, should we do it, or is it your excellent work and excellent performance that will lead to the current success"
"You are too popular, we still have a lot of shortcomings, I hope you will correct it"
Qin Feng smiled and said politely, Lin Yang was also full of smiles, and his fat face was so happy that he was red!
"Although the performance was very successful and perfect, there is one thing I still want to criticize you"
That's it!
Qin Feng had already expected this twist, and he must have come to add jokes without authorization.
"You criticize it, we listen"
The two of them looked like they were listening attentively, and their attitudes were very upright.
Director Wei glanced at them appreciatively a few times, and then said:
"I think you also know what I'm talking about, that is, you have added content without authorization, and this kind of thing will never be allowed to happen again!
This time, you controlled it well, so there was no accident, and if you don't control it well, it will disrupt the entire party arrangement, and all the program times are accurately calculated, and there is no room for mistakes, so I want to warn you, understand?"
"Understood, Director Wei"
The two replied in unison.
Qin Feng heard another layer of meaning from his words, and then asked with surprise:
"Director Wei, listen to what you mean, we still have a chance to perform on stage again?"
Hearing this, Lin Yang also looked at Director Wei with a look of surprise, looking forward to the best answer.
Director Wei didn't hide it, and said directly:
"Your performance was a great success, the audience loved it both live and on TV, and the laughter and applause spoke for itself.
And the ratings of the temporary sample survey are also very good, if nothing else, there should be a place for you in the Lantern Festival party!"
"Yay!
Qin Feng and Lin Yang immediately began to cheer and celebrate.
"Smack!"
Another loud high-five.
"Director Wei, this is really a huge surprise, thank you, thank you to everyone in the director team for giving us this opportunity"
Director Wei smiled and continued:
"Don't be too happy, the Lantern Festival party is not long away, you have to hurry up and prepare a new cross talk, and you have to participate in the audit, if the audit fails, the opportunity will pass you by.
Your cross talk is very good, and the Lantern Festival can't be bad, how can it be of the same level, are you sure?"
Qin Feng smiled confidently.
"Don't worry, nothing else may work, I will hold the cross talk and singing, some of them are high-quality products, and the cross talk will not be worse than "Dream of the Western Expedition"
"Okay! then we'll wait for your new cross talk, by the way, don't be in a hurry to remove your makeup, some of the cast and crew will go on stage to say goodbye to the audience at the end of the party."
"Okay! You're going to be pleasantly surprised."
"Go celebrate your success!
"Director Wei, you go slowly"
Director Wei turned around and left, and Qin Feng and Lin Yang immediately began to celebrate.
The rest of the cast and crew next to them looked at them enviously.
Qin Feng and they are probably the first actors in the director team to give a promise of the Lantern Festival performance, as long as their new cross talk is not too bad, it is basically a certainty to appear on the Lantern Festival party!
After some celebration, Qin Feng and Lin Yang continued to walk towards the dressing room.
The two of them became very brisk, and they were all about to fly!
"Do you have any new jokes?"
Lin Yang was still a little worried, after all, good jokes were hard to come by.
"Just rest assured!When did buddy worry about cross talk jokes and songs, wait, soon the new jokes will be sent to you, just memorize it!"
Qin Feng replied confidently.
"Great, there is plenty of time this time, let's take the time to think about it, and the Lantern Festival will shock the people of the whole country again!"
Lin Yang waved his fist excitedly.
The two of them laughed and walked to the door of the dressing room, and at this time there were four people standing at the door of the dressing room, chatting happily.
Seeing Qin Feng and Lin Yang coming, these people immediately stopped talking and looked at them with a smile, their eyes full of relief and appreciation.
"Teacher Gao, Teacher Yu, Sister Fei, Brother Jun, you are all here"
Qin Feng smiled and walked forward quickly to greet him, and Lin Yang also followed closely and bowed with a smile. (To be continued.) )