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Qin Feng looked at the audience and said, "After flying for more than half a year and refueling more than 4,000 times, I finally came to the United States."

Lin Yang sighed: "Okay!"

Qin Feng looked down, and then pointed: "That's right! It's the United States, and there is a banner written on the airport, 'Warmly welcome Master Qin Feng'"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "I've changed my cook!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out.

Qin Feng said happily: "Okay! Let's land, the plane is slowly descending, and it can't stop."

Lin Yang was surprised: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng pinched his hands: "The gate line has collapsed!"

Lin Yang stared at the beads of his eyes and spread his hands: "Yes, it's still a bicycle!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Qin Feng cried and said with a sad face: "I always pinch the gate along the way, it's broken! What should I do? I can't stop, I said let's do this, open the window and door, let's stretch our legs out and pout, and stop after a while."

As he spoke, he stretched out one foot to support it.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Tuzha Skin!"

All the audience, both on and off the screen, went completely crazy with laughter.

Everyone kept patting their thighs or the armrests around them, looking up to the sky and laughing.

Weibo, WeChat Moments, forums, and the message area of CCTV's live broadcast platform have completely exploded.

"I've never seen anything like this, who is a cross talk actor!

"That's true, cross talk makes these two goods almost a sketch, there are too many body movements!"

"It's good-looking! It's enjoyable! This is called cross talk!"

"Compared with this cross talk, the rest of the cross talk is simply weak!"

……

Qin Feng said proudly: "I'm really obedient, put it outside, and the kung fu will stop after a while." I lied to him, my legs didn't go out, you see him, he grinds his crotch!"

Lin Yang frowned and pouted, and sighed loudly: "Hey! Oops! This idea is too bad!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter in the audience had reached a boiling point.

Many people laughed so hard that they were lying on the table or on their laps, still shaking their shoulders and laughing.

There was a lot of staggering in front of the TV, and few people were able to sit normally.

Backstage actor waiting area.

In order to ensure that the emotions of the actors in the follow-up programs were not affected, the staff had to find a lot of headphones and buckle them on the ears of the waiting actors, completely isolating the magic sound of Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

The popularity of online comments has instantly increased to another level.

"This product is really lacking in virtue and smoking, looking at his bad ideas, they are all yin and damaged!"

"I just knew! This thing has always been like this! Look at how many people he has cheated along the way!"

"Hahaha, it's funny, it's grinding to the big crotch!"

"It's so fun, buddy's face is stiff with a smile"

……

on stage.

Qin Feng made a handshake motion: "Congratulations! You are a work injury! If you can't be rescued, you will be considered a martyr! I'm leaving, you can jump slowly."

Lin Yang reluctantly continued: "Don't you jump!"

Huge laughter came in waves, constantly hitting every corner of the scene and in front of the TV.

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "Jumping down, a few White House staff members came, wearing small suits, red ties, wiping red lips, and holding small leather bags, and came over."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Why does this White House staff member dress up as a cross talk actor?"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of knowing laughter at the scene, you kid really don't miss every opportunity to attack your opponent!

The backstage director team was a bit silly.

The rehearsal didn't have this paragraph! Obviously, it was added temporarily, referring to Sang scolding Huai's attack on the Cross Talk Association!

Thinking of this, the members of the director team all smiled bitterly, this kid is too jumpy, he can't control it at all!

Many actors in the cross talk industry almost vomited blood, and immediately began to scold one by one.

"You are so lacking in morality, you actually made a loss in front of the people of the whole country in the Spring Festival Gala!"

And the people who knew Qin Feng and the grievances in the cross talk world gave him a thumbs up while laughing.

You're the only one who dares to do that!

This passage flashed by, and the performance continued.

Qin Feng said respectfully, "Master Qin, Mr. Qin, right?...... It's me, what's the matter? You picked me up?...... The president is in a hurry, let's go! …… I said let's go."

Lin Yang continued: "Go out"

Qin Feng stiffened his neck and asked, "Where's the car?...... Let's take a taxi."

Lin Yang was stupid: "Take a taxi?"

Qin Feng smiled with him: "The car has been inconvenient for the past two days, the president's daughter has gone out, and the car is busy." …… I said the car is coming, hurry. …… I'm sorry, Mr. Qin, this can't be on!

Lin Yang opened his mouth and was dumbfounded for half a second, then raised his hand with a smile and pointed: "I don't have to wait for that piece of two!"

"Hahaha"

The audience slumped into their seats laughing.

Especially the audience in the capital, it is even more hilarious, this stalk is too kind!

Everyone goes out every day to face a six-piece taxi and a two-piece taxi, and choosing to take that is a problem that many people will encounter.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "The car is coming, get in the car, I said that I will sit in the back, I will not sit in the front, I will settle the bill on the ground, what should I do if he asks me to settle the bill?"

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey, what kind of heart is this!"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Beat around the bush, wipe the corner, and get to the door of the White House in a while, oops!

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What?"

Qin Feng looked up and said with emotion: "It's too white!

Lin Yang smiled and pouted him: "You can't control others!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Qin Feng wiped his hand in front of him: "The front of the White House is full of people, carrying, holding, and lifting, I say in my heart, American reporters are very powerful! I can't embarrass the Chinese."

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "You must be careful when you speak in front of the media!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pushed forward: "Take a step and get out of the car, Hula Lala is all over." …… Master, do you want a plate?"

Lin Yang's mouth opened wide in shock: "It's not a reporter!"

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV set were completely blown up.

People burst into laughter one by one, and the TV was overturned.

"Hahaha, is this the White House or the Zhongguancun flyover!"

"How can this brain have such a strange idea?"

"I'll go!

"Hahaha, I really can't live!"

……

Qin Feng said disgustedly: "I hate it, you are really, look at that eldest sister, why are you still holding a child and coming out? I thought you welcomed me, you look at the people here, there are flowers, oh! celery!"

Lin Yang smiled and said to the audience: "There are also people who buy vegetables."

There was another burst of laughter, and everyone thought to themselves, there is also a morning market in the White House?

Qin Feng patted the table: "What do you do with the White House Cultural Bureau?"

Lin Yang smiled and waved his hand: "You don't care about that."

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured: "There is a big pond in the White House compound, there is a rockery in it, and the water pipes come out, and here is a bicycle shed, all full, and an old man wearing a red hoop is strolling around."

Lin Yang nodded: "It's all like the county government guest house!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter resumed.

Qin Feng raised his hand forward: "Step up the stairs, kick and kick, all the congressmen are waiting for me, with handkerchiefs on their shoulders, (shouting loudly) Here you are!

Lin Yang opened his eyes and continued: "Why don't you take off the basket or not?"

The audience burst into laughter again, and you kid went to the White House baths!

Qin Feng pointed forward: "When I came inside, I asked, where is the president? Where is the president?...... That house, it's all crazy, waiting for you...... As soon as he pushed the door, he was walking with him."

Lin Yang nodded: "Waiting for you!"

Qin Feng clapped his hands happily: "I'm happy to see me,...... (Henan accent) why did you (one voice) come (four tones) to (four tones)?"

Lin Yang shook his head with a bitter face and sighed: "Hi!"

"Hahaha"

It exploded directly in front of the scene and the TV.

Plop, plop, plop...... Countless people sat on the ground laughing and slapped the floor and laughed wildly.

For a while, laughter and tears flew all over the country!

Especially in Henan, people are completely laughing crazy, it turns out that the president of the United States is a native of Henan!

Qin Feng's grandfather's house.

The younger siblings were lying on the couch, dancing and laughing wildly.

The adults were already laughing breathlessly, and everyone was in tears.

"My brother can laugh to death, how can he still speak Henanese?"

"This Henan dialect is really authentic! It's so funny!"

"Hahaha, I don't know where he learned this strange skill!"

"It would be nice to say a paragraph in our dialect, it must be very funny."

……

Liu Yan's house.

At this time, Liu Yan was lying on the sofa, holding her stomach and laughing.

"No, my stomach is going to explode with laughter, who will save me!"

"This kid knows too many things! His hometown is not Henan!"

"Hahaha, Mom! It's not surprising at all, he speaks a lot of languages, I've heard six or seven of them, and you'll see them gradually."

……

All of Qin Feng's relatives and friends, teachers, classmates, celebrity friends, etc., were all laughing to death at this time.

While everyone was laughing, they were all sighing at Qin Feng's miscellaneous skills, as if there was nothing he couldn't do!

Weibo and the circle of friends were blown up in an instant.

"I'll give this stalk full marks, it's so funny!"

"I am mighty in Henan! The United States has been taken down by us!"

"Hahaha, I have to die of laughter today"

"Dude is no longer good, I have to go to the hospital after the cross talk, and my intestines are broken by laughter"

……

on stage.

Lin Yang laughed and stretched out his hand to grab Qin Feng, who was still speaking Henanese: "Wait, wait a while, don't talk about it, why is this American president Henan?"

The laughter continued, showing no signs of stopping.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and explained: "He hired a family to teach, he is from Henan, and his Mandarin is a little worse."

Lin Yang shook his head and waved his hand: "It's too much!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter was louder.

Qin Feng grinned and continued to speak in Henan: "You (one) see that you (one voice) have come (four times) these days, why did you (four sounds) come (four sounds)?...... I said it's hard to get on the road, and it's all blocked by planes."

Lin Yang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and waved his hand angrily: "The plane is also blocked!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter was deafening.

All the audience laughed live and in front of the TV, and everyone was completely overwhelmed with joy. (To be continued.) )