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The two hosts were talking on stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang had already adjusted their emotions and were ready to appear at any time.

"Fat Lin, as before, if I add ingredients, and you can't react, then make a false statement, and I will pull it back soon"

Qin Feng reminded Lin Yang.

"Don't worry, buddy is ready"

"That's good, after this is over, we can rest for a few days!"

"Yes, buddy Ming'er is going home, why are you going?"

"Tomorrow Liu Yan will return to Bei*Beijing, I will pick her up, buddy's happy time is coming"

"Beasts!"

"Fuck off, aren't you looking forward to Cong Shan's early return!"

"Her mother won't let her go!"

The two were chatting happily, and the voice of Guan Dao came from the headphones again.

"The string is over soon, ready to play"

The two immediately stopped talking and checked their costumes one last time.

"I believe that many viewers still remember the Spring Festival Gala cross talk "Dream of the West Expedition", the performers are young cross talk actors Qin Feng and Lin Yang, they also participated in the Lantern Festival party, and asked them to bring me a new cross talk"

Hearing Ye Zishen's introduction, Qin Feng immediately had a smile on his face.

"Let's go, it's time for our buddies!"

With his low shout, he and Lin Yang strode onto the stage one after the other.

"Bang Bang Bang"

As soon as they appeared in front of the audience, the scene immediately burst into thunderous applause.

It's hilarious time!

……

In front of the TV.

A lot of people are applauding them, and some of the audience members are even smiling on their faces, these two people are so funny!

Especially Qin Feng, he laughed to death and didn't pay for his life!

While everyone applauded, they were also talking excitedly.

"It's time for these two boys again, look at it, it's going to make people crazy!"

"Hahaha, I want to laugh when I see Qin Feng!"

"I can really have a good laugh today, CCTV is over, and Shaanxi * West Satellite TV, Qin Feng still has a stand-up"

"Oh hey, it looks like my buddy is really in the hospital today."

"Isn't it! I didn't expect laughter to become a burden!"

……

Grandpa's house.

The younger brother cheered: "Finally, my brother has appeared, just wait for him!"

My sister also danced: "Hahaha, my brother is so handsome! Look at Lin Yang's fatness, I don't know how to lose weight!"

My aunt smiled and nodded: "Xiaofeng is getting more and more energetic!

Mom agreed: "It's not the first time he's debuted, he should have practiced"

Dad made a rare speech: "It seems that this kid really likes the stage!

The rest of the family nodded approvingly.

……

The same is true of Liu Yan's grandfather's house.

The little ones cheered and cheered, while Liu Yan stared at the TV screen, reluctant to take her eyes off for a moment, her eyes full of love.

Although the two of them video every day, she still can't get enough of this face.

Especially Qin Feng's high-spirited and incomparably confident appearance made her love crazy.

Liu Yan's parents looked at Qin Feng on TV, their eyes were full of appreciation, they couldn't be more satisfied with this future son-in-law!

The old couple is even a little worried that Qin Feng is becoming more and more popular, and their daughter can't hold it!

There is never a shortage of beauties in the entertainment industry, and these beauties are all unrestrained and enthusiastic.

At this moment, they couldn't wait to arrest Qin Feng directly, and immediately let him and Liu Yan register!

……

Qin Feng's circle of friends is very lively, and the circle of friends in college is even hotter.

Hao Jun: "These two goods are in the limelight, and the Spring Festival Gala and Lantern Festival have appeared one after another!

Liu Fei: "Dude feels like a dream watching TV, is this our classmate? Why are you so awesome!"

Cong Shan: "Everyone is ready to burst into laughter, Lin Yang said that this cross talk is very funny!"

Ye Xiaotong: "Cong Shan, let your fat man lose weight, your image is not good!"

Cong Shan: "Hehehe, I'll supervise him to lose weight when I go back to school"

Li Wanhua: "It's on, everyone, let's laugh!"

……

on stage.

In the midst of applause, Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked to the cross talk stage with a smile and stood up.

At the same time, a cross talk message was played on the TV screen.

"I want to travel"

Author: Qin Feng

Performers: Qin Feng, Lin Yang.

Seeing the name of cross talk, all the audience wanted to laugh a little.

Everyone thought of Qin Feng's previous cross talk, "You want to toss", "You want to be elegant", obviously this is the same spoof cross talk today.

After the two stood still, they immediately gave a fist salute to all the audience.

"Papapapa" was another round of warm applause.

Qin Feng took a half step forward and approached the microphone, and said with a smile:

"Lantern Festival, why is it called Lantern Festival?"

Lin Yang continued: "You talk about it"

Qin Feng smiled and nodded: "Let me explain to you, the first month is the yuan, and the night is the supper, why do you want to celebrate the fifteenth day of the first month?"

Lin Yang asked, "Yes?"

Qin Feng nodded his finger and said with a smile: "This is the first full moon night after the Spring Festival, the folk said, this is a small year, this will be regarded as a late year, I hope everyone will be happy in their old age"

Lin Yang opened his mouth in surprise and smiled: "Hahaha, ah!"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause at the scene rose again, and at the same time, there was a burst of laughter.

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "Just kidding, after the New Year, it's time to talk about cross talk, we both know each other, but if we have new friends, we still have to introduce them."

My name is Qin Feng, and this is my partner Lin Yang, two sophomores from Beijing Technology and Business University, and two primary school students in China's cross talk industry."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "That's right"

"Bang Bang Bang"

There was another round of applause.

Hearing Qin Feng's introduction, Principal Li was immediately refreshed in front of the TV.

What could be a better ad than this?

The two boys are really good! Sensible and have a vision! At this time, they didn't forget to promote the school!

Everyone in the cross talk world hates it so much, is there a primary school student like you? You are about to become the master of the cross talk world!

Qin Feng put the stage in place and said with a smile: "Thank you for giving me a round of applause."

Lin Yang stretched out his hand in surprise and stopped: "Two people perform, give you one person's applause?"

The scene burst into laughter.

Qin Feng turned his head and looked at Lin Yang: "If you shoot again, you will shoot it."

"Bang Bang Bang"

Immediately, there was another round of applause, louder, and it was obvious that the audience was scolding Qin Feng.

Lin Yang happily hugged his fists and arched to the audience to express his gratitude.

Qin Feng rushed again: "Thank you again for the applause you gave me."

Lin Yang shook his head and smiled: "It's too good to fight!"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "When you hear such warm applause, you understand that everyone loves to listen to cross talk, likes cross talk, and if you don't like it, you won't be so enthusiastic."

Lin Yang nodded: "Of course!"

Qin Feng pressed his chest: "I don't dare to say that cross talk is educational, at least persuade people to be kind and teach people to learn well, I like this art form very much, I love singing and dancing, I love it, because I am a cultural person." ”

Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "You're welcome, cultural person?"

Qin Feng nodded proudly: "Yes, dancing and writing, writing calligraphy, painting, arithmetic, astronomy and geography, divination and astrology, all of them!"

Lin Yang was surprised: "There is quite a lot of research!"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The audience didn't know why, and they all applauded him.

And Qin Feng's classmates and friends in front of the TV all rolled their eyes and laughed, you are so embarrassed to put these on your head, it's so shameless!

Can you see people with that stinky handwriting? I'm embarrassed to say that you write and draw!

Qin Feng continued to blow complacently: "Well, I have been confused (studied), I love to paint, I study at home, Meilan bamboo chrysanthemum, landscape figures, I like a great painter in the Song Dynasty the most"

Lin Yang asked, "Who?"

Qin Feng pointed to the table with his finger: "Zhang Zeduan, so famous, the painting is called "Qingming Tomb Map", he depicts the Song Dynasty, during the Qingming Dynasty, these people, widows, went to the grave to cry, mourning this happy scene"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and after a pause, he raised his hand and pointed outwards and said, "Oh, what! What are you looking at? What is "The Little Widow Goes to the Grave"? "Qingming Riverside Picture"!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.

Okay, you kid won't even let go of the famous paintings of the ages, and you have to take them out and make nonsense!

The happy scene of crying and mourning! Is that happiness?

There's no help!(To be continued.) )