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"Hahaha"

Wu Lao and several of their calligraphers and painters laughed, and at the same time, they couldn't laugh or cry.

This stinky boy really dares to open his mouth! He can use anything to make fun of it, and he won't even let go of the national treasures, and he really can't cure it!

Grandpa's house.

Grandpa and Dad looked at each other, and they couldn't laugh or cry either.

This bastard!

……

The on-stage performance continues.

Qin Feng said in surprise: "What is the monk going to do there during the Qingming Festival?"

Lin Yang sighed and smiled: "Hey, the robbed monk went?"

Another burst of laughter.

Qin Fengtai pointed forward with his hand: "Picture of the river, draw, learn according to others"

Lin Yang nodded: "This is called copying!"

Qin Feng made the action of painting: "I really can't see it, it's in the Forbidden City, let's buy the picture, look, follow the painting, make it old after painting, yellow and scorched, give it to friends to hang in the house, cultivate sentiment!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Hey!"

Qin Feng continued: "He took it back and hung it up, and came to me in a few days, why did he buy it back, and he was panicked in the house when it rained?"

Lin Yang's eyes widened and said, "You pee and make old!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter burst out, and people burst into laughter in an instant.

"It's so lacking! How can you come up with such a trick?"

"Hahaha, pee old! disgusting to death"

"What a taboo-free two goods!

"It's funny, it's interesting!"

……

Several directors in the main control room glanced at each other, all very helpless.

This bastard really can't control it, how long has it been!

Several calligraphers and painters laughed and became even more helpless, okay! You kid even knows how to pee old!

……

The performance continued amid laughter.

Qin Feng looked smug: "Promote the quintessence of the country!"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted him: "Where is the quintessence of the country?"

Qin Feng continued to show off: "Because I have a wide range of hobbies, astronomy and geography, divination and astrology are nothing I don't understand, hey! One day I will study some science or something, and it is possible for me to get a spaceship."

Lin Yang's eyes were about to fly out: "You can get a spaceship yourself?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Buy some white iron sheet, dangdang, smash it"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Let's play the cigarette pipe!"

"Hahaha" the audience chuckled

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured at the shape of the spaceship: "Spaceship, shuttle in the space-time tunnel, put the ship in the space-time tunnel, sit down, close the door, and plug in the latch."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Well, there are still bolts?"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Qin Feng made a posture of riding a motorcycle: "Screw the key, give oil, get it, shuttle in the time and space tunnel, this telephone pole on both sides, hmph, love this!"

Lin Yang said loudly angrily: "You're not shuttling in the time and space tunnel, you're driving a motorcycle in this black alley."

"Hahaha"

The laughter broke out instantly.

Everyone was laughing back and forth, and they couldn't stop laughing.

That's it, you're embarrassed to say it's a spaceship!

Qin Feng said proudly: "Research science, you don't understand this to tell you, computers, I was the first to contact computers, I am different from others, other people's computers are poor, I like it very much."

Lin Yang was surprised: "This is high-tech!"

Qin Feng stretched out his two index fingers and tapped up and down: "I'm typing on it."

Lin Yang pouted him angrily: "You are a dulcimer, not a computer"

Qin Feng played the one-finger Zen again, and the movements were very witty and vivid.

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted.

That's how you use the computer!

Qin Feng raised his hands to his mouth, and his ten fingers kept moving: "Typing"

Lin Yang followed and gestured: "What are you doing, what about your edamame?"

Laughter resumed.

Qin Feng smiled: "Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, listen to music when you are idle, watch blockbusters, cultivate sentiment, and go out to play"

Lin Yang explained: "That's tourism"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "I like the mountains and rivers the most, the great rivers and mountains, I go out, I travel, I love this the most."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Okay, where have you been?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed out: "I've been everywhere, I love to go at home and abroad, and I've gone everywhere in China."

Lin Yang: "Yes, where did you go?"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Hangzhou * Zhou, there is heaven above, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below, and Hangzhou * Zhou produces beautiful women"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, yes"

Qin Feng continued: "Sheng Fang"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Sheng Fang?"

Qin Feng looked excited: "There is a place near He*Beibazhou called Shengfang, and Shengfang has beauties and crabs"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter, this kid went out to see the beautiful woman.

Lin Yang shook his head and sighed: "Hi!"

Qin Feng pursed his lips and said: "Hu*Nan, Hu*Nannu is the best in the world"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed outwards and asked angrily, "No, you have nothing else to do when you go out, right?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter at the scene and in front of the TV was getting louder and louder.

Liu Yan was also laughing, but her teeth were clucking, okay! I understand it very clearly, it seems that we should have a good talk tomorrow!

Qin Feng blinked his eyes and swallowed his saliva: "Cultivating sentiments, I'm going anywhere, don't stop me, Shannan and Haibei, Yun*Nan"

Lin Yang nodded and praised: "Yun * Nan is good!"

Hearing this, Liu Yan's eyes suddenly lit up, she won't say me, that must be no good word, but she is a little excited and looking forward to the follow-up.

The rest of the people who knew the relationship between the two also thought of this at this time, and they were all waiting for the following.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand in front of him and wiped it: "The scenery is beautiful, with the characteristics of ethnic minorities, okay! Walking on the street is refreshing."

Lin Yang gave a thumbs up and praised: "The scenery is beautiful"

Qin Feng shook his two arms and began to hum: "Dangdang deserves to be the soundtrack (Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie's back daughter-in-law)......"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out, and the audience went crazy with laughter.

How did he come up with it?

Liu Yan laughed so hard that she threw herself directly on the sofa, pounding the sofa frantically, and the rest of the family also laughed to tears.

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and was stunned for two seconds before he hurriedly reached out to stop Qin Feng: "What kind of music is this, okay, okay, stop singing!"

Qin Feng continued to hum happily, and the audience also began to heckle and start beating to his rhythm.

For a while, Qin Feng hummed the song of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law on the stage, and the audience slapped their hands in unison, very happy!

Lin Yang persuaded on the side: "Stop, stop"

Qin Feng continued, and it wasn't until the last sentence was hummed that he made a pause gesture and stopped, and the neat beat of the scene also stopped at the same time.

Lin Yang smiled and sighed: "Oops"

"Bang Bang Bang"

Immediately the applause rang out like thunder, and everyone had a good time.

Qin Feng looked at the audience with a smile, and then turned his head to look at Lin Yang.

Lin Yang said with a smile: "This music is really familiar, let me tell you, "Journey to the West" has a shot there, but it can't be done all over the street!"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

Everyone was crazy, and the discussion on the Internet was also hot.

"It's so big! How did you come up with this song?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, I really know how to play!"

"This kid sings like that, but it's so funny to put it here."

"If Lin Yang sang this paragraph, it would be fun, the image would be similar!"

……

On the stage, Qin Feng frowned and said, "I think the locals are quite slippery sometimes!"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng made a splashing action: "Take the water and splash people"

Lin Yang explained: "Hey! Songkran Festival"

Qin Feng gestured with both hands on his body: "Wow! I'm wet all over, I'll open my mouth and scold the street."

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey, you are so unqualified, splashing you on the Songkran Festival is a blessing to you"

Qin Feng glared at the beads and asked, "Bless with boiling water?"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of crazy laughter.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Enthusiastic applause followed.

Lin Yang smiled and raised his hand to point: "This is the local people who want to eat braised pork"

Qin Feng stepped forward and pushed Lin Yang's shoulder with a smile.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder, deafening.

Co-authored Yunnan * The people of Yunnan regard Qin Feng as Zhu Bajie.

In front of the TV, Liu Yan was already completely laughing, and her parents were wiping tears next to her. (To be continued.) )