After standing in the position, Xiaoxue took the microphone and began to introduce:

"Hello passengers, everyone, at your request, I just asked Mr. Qin Feng, and he agreed to tell you about cross talk, please Mr. Qin Feng!"

With that, he handed the microphone in his hand to Qin Feng. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Bang Bang Bang"

Warm applause rang out again.

"Okay! Qin Feng, let's have a hilarious cross talk"

"Dude, that's so bright!"

Both economy and business class passengers began to cheer excitedly.

The atmosphere was very warm, no less than a small theater performance.

Indeed, it is a surprise for everyone to be able to witness the live performance of the hottest cross talk actors at an altitude of 10,000 meters, so everyone is extremely enthusiastic.

The eyes of many passengers in the first class cabin were also attracted, and they were also applauding Qin Feng.

The faces of the sticks were still as black as the bottom of the pot, and they saw that Qin Feng's eyes were spewing fire out, but they didn't stop it, after all, it was difficult to be angry.

Qin Feng stepped forward and took the microphone and said to the passengers with a smile.

"Thank you for your warm applause."

"Bang Bang Bang"

There was another round of applause.

"Before talking about cross talk, there is still some preparation to be done, please wait, it will be over soon"

Hearing Qin Feng's words, everyone was very curious, what was the need to make preparations?

I saw Qin Feng turn his head and find the stewardess Xiaoxue and start talking to her.

He whispered to Xiaoxue that for the sake of flight safety, it was best not to let the pilot listen to this cross talk.

And explained the specific reason to Xiaoxue, that is, he was afraid that the pilot's mood swings would be too big and affect his work.

Xiao Xue agreed with his proposal very much, and immediately began to communicate with the pilot, and the communication was completed quickly, and then made an OK gesture towards Qin Feng, signaling that he could start.

After this matter was settled, Qin Feng was completely relieved, turned his head to look at the passengers and continued:

"Before starting, I would like to remind everyone that for the sake of the smooth flight, please fasten your seat belt, and please do not leave your seat during the process of listening to cross talk, no matter how excited you are, I think everyone understands the specific reason"

Hearing Qin Feng's words, the audience all nodded, fastened their seat belts one after another, and waited excitedly for Qin Feng to start.

Qin Feng smiled and nodded.

"I didn't expect everyone to like to listen to cross talk so much, which shows that this traditional art is not unpopular, but it is just crooked by the crooked monks of the cross talk association, so it seems to be in decline!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst out laughing.

Sure enough, it's the usual style, and I don't forget to attack my opponent at any time!

The laughter dropped slightly, and Qin Feng continued with a smile:

"Since everyone likes to listen to it, let's tell you a paragraph, Lin Yang is not around today, and I am alone, so I can only say a stand-up comedy.

What is stand-up comedy? In short, it is a cross talk spoken by one person, a cross talk by two people, and a group comedy by two or more people.

Maybe many people here have never heard stand-up comedy, that's because there are fewer stand-up people now, which is more difficult than talking about stand-up comedy, which is one of the reasons why there are few.

At present, there are very few cross talk actors who say stand-up, as if stand-up is not as good as their counterpart, but in fact, stand-up comedy is good, and the excitement is no less than that of stand-up comedy.

In the past, you couldn't see wonderful stand-up comedy, so you don't know about it, it doesn't matter, that was before, as long as you pay more attention to me in the future, you will definitely be able to hear a lot of very wonderful stand-up comedy"

"Bang Bang Bang"

There was another round of applause.

"Bah-!"

Boos were also heard at the same time, deafening.

Many people here know Qin Feng's style, this kid never hesitates to praise and self-promote, so everyone only coaxes him when he hears this, and this is also one of the fun of watching Qin Feng's cross talk.

The sticks looked confused, how could the enthusiastic applause be followed by a huge boo? What do you mean?

Listening to Qin Feng's introduction, the passengers at the scene were looking forward to his performance more and more.

Many people's impression of cross talk is that two actors stand on the stage, you say a word, and they keep shaking out the burden between teasing and amusing everyone, as if this is called cross talk.

For stand-up comedy, most of them have just heard of it, many people have not really heard of it, and now after listening to Qin Feng's introduction, I understand a little, but everyone still has doubts in their hearts, saying that there is no more praise for cross talk, how should this be said? Everyone is very curious!

While Qin Feng was talking, the passengers at the scene were also talking in low voices.

"It's great, to be honest, it's the first time buddy has listened to stand-up comedy"

"Who isn't! Everyone is the same, today opened their eyes!"

"The stand-up "Farewell to Wu Dalang" he said on the plane before has spread, and it is very hilarious"

"Hey, this plane is really worth it, I wonder what he's going to say?"

"No matter what you say, it's definitely not bad"

……

"I have introduced so much, I think everyone already knows something about stand-up comedy, don't talk about it, let's start here, today's stand-up is a short paragraph, called "Journey to the West", listen to the name, you know, this is changed from "Journey to the West", very interesting, everyone listen to me for you"

"Journey to the West" also exists in this world, it is also a classical Chinese masterpiece, and the content has not changed at all, so Qin Feng has no problem with taking out this paragraph to perform.

After hearing Qin Feng's words, the passengers in the cabin also became excited, everyone has seen "Journey to the West", and everyone knows the story very well in it, and it is not easy to come up with something new.

But listening to Qin Feng's words, he is obviously very confident in this stand-up, I don't know how he will adapt it? Everyone is looking forward to it.

Qin Feng coughed lightly, cleared his throat, then looked back and forth at the passengers in the cabin, and tapped the microphone with his index knuckle.

"Bang!"

A dull percussion sound is heard, and the show begins.

"Today we are talking about the story of "Journey to the West", four monks set off from Chang'an and went to the west to learn scriptures. "Tut~~~~" didn't fly for a few minutes, and the plane landed slowly: out of fuel!"

As he spoke, Qin Feng showed a helpless expression.

"Hahaha"

When these words came out, there was immediately a burst of laughter in the cabin.

"Poof!poof!" many people burst out laughing.

"Damn! It's so good, I went by plane to learn the scriptures from the west with this master and apprentice."

"It's funny, it's a brainstorm!"

"Hehe, it's kind of interesting"

……

Qin Feng looked around anxiously:

"Wukong is looking for it here: Quick, see where there is a gas station? Tang Seng wondered: Why did you refuel as soon as you flew up?...... The fuel tank is small, the size of a soap box, and you can add five dollars at a time. …… That's going to have to be added a little later!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Everyone was instantly attracted by this cross talk, and the adaptation was so weird! It made people want to laugh when they heard it.

Qin Feng looked sad:

"It's been added more than 100,000 times and hasn't arrived yet, where is this western sky? No, the four masters and apprentices are combined, we have to ask for directions. With a pinch of the gate, "Squeak!" Wukong came down. Look, what kind of land is this? Why is it so barren? I saw an old man hoeing the ground, and I hurried over."

"Puff Puff"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Hahaha, why are you still pinching the brakes? Airplane or bicycle?"

"It's so fun, I don't know how he came up with it?"

……

Qin Feng looked around with a surprised expression on his face:

“Hi~hello~howareyou?…… The old man turned around, and he said, "Okay, okay,...... Northeast ah...... Uncle, how do you go in the west?...... Take a knife and swipe it around your neck. …… Where is that?...... Tieling ...... Okay, it's the other way around. Let's go back. I added more than 100,000 times of oil and went back to Chang'an."

"Hahaha"

The cabin burst into laughter.

Many people were so amused by this line that they almost fell to the ground.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, just wipe the knife on my neck!

"Crazy! "Journey to the West" can still be changed like this?"

"I love this stand-up comedy"

"Go on, hahaha, there will definitely be a few laughs in the cabin today!"

……

Qin Feng scratched his head with his hand and said with a humble face:

"Bajie pondered: Master, this is not right, when can we go like this? The fuel tank is too small, we have to change to a big one. …… The couple immediately saw Zhu Bajie's big lunch box.

Zhu Bajie is not happy, there is no way, I can't resist this guy, who let you use such a big lunch box. …… That's it! That's it. Suddenly, it was loaded. The fuel tank has become larger, and it can be filled with more than 20 yuan of gas at a time. It's not that big!

Laughter continued to ring out in the cabin, and after only a few words, many passengers were already blushing with laughter.

Everyone is familiar with "Journey to the West", with Qin Feng's words, this funny version of "Journey to the West" appeared in everyone's minds, the four masters and apprentices drove a broken helicopter all over the world to find a place to refuel, the picture is so joyful, as long as you think about it, people can't help but burst into laughter.

At the same time, everyone couldn't help but admire Qin Feng, how did he think of making such an adaptation? How old does the brain hole have to be to have such an idea!

Qin Feng pointed upwards with his hand and said excitedly:

"Toot! It flew for more than half a year and refueled more than 20,000 times. Oh my God, it's time for the Flaming Mountain. The big flames, 8,848 meters, can't fly over! The master and apprentice are combined, can you let the princess of the iron fan fan for us? Sun Wukong is the little uncle of the princess of the iron fan, go and set the porcelain, well, maybe it will work!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Little uncle, set of porcelain! This is a Tang monk, isn't it just four Beijing gangsters!"

"This slang is absolutely slang!"

"8,848 meters, this is not over the Flaming Mountain! This is Mount Everest!"

……

Seeing the bright smiling faces of the audience, Qin Feng was also very happy.

It's really interesting to play like this, and it seems that I will really need to develop storytelling and stand-up comedy in the future, so as not to waste so much inventory.

I saw that Qin Feng made an expectant expression on the stage and continued:

"Princess Tiefan is waiting to cook Tang monk's meat to eat, and when she sees Sun Monkey coming, can she not fight? But where is she Sun Wukong's opponent. After more than a dozen rounds, the strength is invincible, and the defeat is defeated, so the magic weapon will wait. took out the banana fan, "Woo-!" The four masters and apprentices, with the plane, luggage rolls, and lunch boxes, fanned back to Datang.

Qin Feng said as he gestured with his hand to the fighting movements, as well as the final action of the Iron Fan Princess's magic weapon, which was very vivid and concrete.

The passengers looked at Qin Feng and even said and gestured, and they were all amused.

"You don't have anything to do with the Bull Demon King and the Red Boy here!"

"Gotcha! It looks like these four bastard monks have to fly again!"

……

Qin Feng summed up the experience of failure with a serious face.

"The lesson is severe, and the consequences are tragic. After the research of the four people, it was decided to take the Datang super-large fuel tank spaceship, full of horsepower, and bypass the Flame Mountain until the west to learn the scriptures"

There was another burst of laughter, and several cabins were already staggered at this time.

"The spaceship is all used, and the Datang is returned!"

"It's so high-tech, Datang is really developed!"

"The adaptation is so interesting, fresh!"

……

All the passengers in the cabin were laughing, and everyone laughed while imagining the funny scene of the four masters and apprentices taking the spaceship to the west to learn the scriptures, and the laughter could not be stopped.

Only the sticks stared at each other in a daze, completely unaware of why the people around them were laughing.

Their stupid translator is also a half-ass, how can he understand what Qin Feng is saying! Naturally, there is no translation to talk about.

The flight attendants were also hilarious, all of them trembling, which attracted some hot eyes.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and quickly swiped upwards in front of him, then looked up and said:

"Whoosh, this guy! It's going to heaven, and you don't need to refuel for a day, and you can make four people happy. But when it came to a local realm, the four brothers didn't know each other. Tang Seng also asked: Where is this?...... Wukong scratched his head: I don't know, it's all soil, it's a pit, it shouldn't be the West Heaven. …… Bajie took a big flag, 'Tang Dynasty monk, come here', and put it on the ground!"

"Hahaha"

All the passengers laughed like crazy in an instant, and they were all frantically slapping the armrests of their seats, tears streaming down their eyes!

"Haha, this is flying to the moon, right?"

"No, buddy is going to die of laughter, this thing is so good"

"Why don't you take a knife and engrave words, and plant a flag"

"Yes, the ownership of the moon is clear, it belongs to us!"

……

Laughter erupted from the mouths of the crowd and echoed in the plane at an altitude of 10,000 meters. (To be continued.) )