"Hahaha"

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Then he looked straight and said solemnly:

"Later, more than 1,300 years later, at the end of the sixties of the last century, there were spaceships in this place again! A person came down from above, holding a small Star-Spangled Banner in his hand, and his mouth was full of words, 'This is a small step for me personally, but it is a big step for mankind', so about the moon landing, in fact, we Chinese are our ancestors"

"Hahaha"

There was another round of laughter.

"Good! Well said! “

Everyone laughed and cheered, and the sound was deafening.

Of course, no one took this seriously, just listened to it as a very funny fun.

Only after listening to the translation, the sticks all stared at Qin Feng and kept rolling their eyes, you really dare to say it!

This is clearly a grievance for their American daddy!

The cabin has completely turned into a sea of joy, and almost everyone is laughing.

"Hahaha, we landed on the moon first, and Lao Mei can only rank second!"

"This product is definitely a master of tampering with history, and after listening to his cross talk, you must revisit the history of the world"

"I love this stand-up comedy, it's good!"

……

Qin Feng raised his hand to suppress everyone's applause and laughter, and continued:

The book returned to business, and the four masters and apprentices got on the Datang spaceship again, and then went to the west. When returning to the atmosphere, Zhu Bajie blew the brakes. At that time, the gate line jumped, banged, and fell down."

"Hahaha, it's the gate again! I even jumped back! I'll just say it's a bicycle! It's not a spaceship! ”

There was another burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone couldn't help but think of the spaceship with the brake in their minds, and the picture made people feel a chill!

Qin Feng's eyes widened, and he said in ecstasy:

"The four masters and apprentices looked at it like this, and there was a city gate in front of them, and the gatehouse read: 'Western Heaven Elysium', the four of them cried and cried with joy."

The audience burst into laughter again, ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties have made you completely change, it's really awesome!

Qin Feng looked solemn, raised his feet and made a stride forward.

"Let's go to the Leiyin Temple and see Rulai. As soon as they arrived at the door, a group of people hula immediately surrounded them. 'Master, do you want a plate?' Diamond Sutra, Lotus Sutra, graphic version, video version, photo version, high compression, high definition. One top is like a hundred out there! ”

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter burst out again.

Everyone at the scene was already out of breath with laughter.

"Is this to the west? Or did you go to Zhongguancun to cross the overpass? ”

"I'm laughing to death, and the West Sky is full of pirated disks!"

……

Qin Feng waved his hand and shook his head again and again, and continued in a very firm tone:

Tang Seng had a flat face: Give me a retreat! We take the scriptures. Resolutely fight against piracy. Ay! In this world, the Buddha's copyright fees cannot be collected. Apprentices, hurry up and go inside.

When he entered the room, he was surprised to see the four people in ragged clothes: 'Where did you come from to ask for food?' ‘“

The laughter in the cabin was pushed to a climax again, and many people were foaming with snot from their noses.

"The holy monks of the Tang Dynasty have become begging for food! Be careful, Wu Chengen crawled out of the grave to find you to settle accounts."

Qin Feng respectfully piled up a smile and said:

The four of them hurriedly explained: We are monks who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures, I'm really sorry, it's late. Because the fuel tank is too small"

Then he changed his surprised expression:

"'What? The fuel tank is too small? Before the four of them finished speaking, the Buddha was not happy, "Didn't it pass on a long time ago?" A full set of scriptures and even illustrated recordings of real people DV have been transmitted, and the mailbox is not big enough? “

"Hahaha"

The travelers burst out laughing.

"Co-authored Western Heaven Elysium has also entered the Internet era! It's convenient! “

"Gotcha! The four eminent monks ran away in vain."

"Really human DV! It's so good, admire! “

"The fuel tank, the mailbox, completely screwed!"

……

Qin Feng smiled and continued:

The four of them looked at each other, puzzled. Rulai pointed to the computer on the desk, 'No, with a single click, all the scriptures will be emailed?' You Datang have already used my scriptures! ’”

After speaking, Qin Feng lowered the microphone with a smile and looked at the passengers who had already begun to burst into laughter.

"Hahaha"

The laughter rang out again.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Seeing Qin Feng's action of closing the microphone, everyone knew that this hilarious stand-up comedy was over, and everyone immediately gave warm applause.

"Good Qin Feng, this stand-up is so good!"

"Dude, you're awesome"

"One more time!"

The applause followed by applause at the same time, and many people asked for another paragraph, and it was obvious that everyone was still unsatisfied.

Listening to this tidal wave of applause and applause, Qin Feng felt very refreshed, and the fatigue of a day of running seemed to have disappeared at this moment.

Of course, he also heard the call for another paragraph, but he was not going to continue:

"It's late, there must be people who want to rest, I also need to rest for a while, get off the plane and rush to the city, I have to raise my spirit, let's get here, next time I have the opportunity to perform for everyone, I hope you will continue to pay attention to my cross talk and songs, it will definitely bring you a lot of joy, thank you again for your warm applause, I wish you all good night"

After speaking, he handed the microphone to Xiao Xue, who looked like a cat-like cat beside him, and then hugged his fists and bowed to the passengers in the front and rear cabins, and walked towards his seat with a gesture.

"Bang Bang Bang"

There was another round of applause in front of and behind him, and there were many applause.

……

Returning to his seat, Qin Feng drank saliva, calmed down his excitement, and began to watch the police and gangster movie just now.

The passengers were still excitedly discussing Qin Feng's stand-up comedy, and the cabin was full of buzzing whispers.

The movie has reached the end, and about fifteen minutes later, as the protagonist takes down his opponent with one shot, this movie with twists and turns is finally over.

At this time, the cabin became very quiet, and the laughter brought by the cross talk just now completely dissipated in the air, leaving only happiness in the hearts of many passengers, and many people went to sleep with blindfolds.

Qin Feng was the same, after turning off the monitor and taking off the headphones, he put down his seat, buckled up the blindfold and began to rest, and soon fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was already in the sky over Beijing, and the plane was preparing to land.

……

Twenty minutes later.

Qin Feng and many passengers on the same plane appeared in the domestic arrival channel, and everyone chatted while walking, and they were in a very good mood.

As they walked, laughter soon filled the entire passageway.

This trip left an unforgettable and very pleasant memory for everyone, and the reason was naturally Qin Feng's cross talk performance on the plane.

Of course, there are also very unpleasant ones, that is, those sticks that walk at the end.

At this time, they looked at Qin Feng, who was talking and laughing in front of them, and their eyes were still spewing fire.

When Qin Feng was chatting with everyone, he had already opened his mobile phone and sent Liu Yan a message of safe arrival, and soon Liu Yan replied with a bright smile.

He chuckled softly, slipped his phone into his pocket, and walked towards the exit.

……

"Everyone, don't leave it at that! Hope to have the opportunity to travel with you all again in the future"

Walking out of the passage, Qin Feng said goodbye to everyone.

He didn't have any luggage, so he was very relaxed, so he didn't have to wait at the conveyor belt and could just leave.

Liu Yan's parents prepared a bunch of Yunnan specialties for him, but he refused, of course, on the grounds that it was inconvenient to carry, and the old man took into account his hurry, so he agreed, but then packed it for him and couriered it to the school.

The passengers on the same plane also said goodbye to Qin Feng with a smile.

"Dude, see you back, this is the happiest flight buddy"

"Qin Feng, let's have more good stand-up comedy in the future, today's paragraph is too funny!"

"Goodbye, I'll be your fan from now on"

"Write more new jokes, we will all pay attention to it, and we will definitely go to see your scene when we have the opportunity"

……

"Thank you for your support, I hope you will continue to pay attention to my performance, don't dare to say anything else, bring you a happiness, buddy is confident that you can still do it! Goodbye guys! “

After some politeness, Qin Feng parted ways with these travelers.

These passengers on the same plane looked at Qin Feng's back and smiled, then turned around to get their luggage.

Those sticks dragged on to the end, muttering all the way, looking at Qin Feng's eyes were still full of hatred, and his teeth were even more clucking.

Qin Feng walked out of the passage briskly, entered the airport hall, and walked towards the door.

When he approached the door of the hall, he saw a large number of SB group brain dead fans gathered, each head was dyed like spicy cabbage, and like Yunnan, it was also a group of young boys and girls, most of them were junior and senior high school students, and most of them were girls.

Just now, there were more than a dozen people waiting to take over the baton at the entrance of the passage, it seems that it should be the staff arranged by S*M company, Qin Feng thought that the capital was brainless, and the co-authors were all gathered in the airport hall!

They held several huge banners with the words "Welcome SuperBoy to Beijing, SuperBoy China Support Association" and countless posters of the stick group, and they were also shouting the name of the SB group in unison.

Seeing this scene, Qin Feng couldn't help but shake his head.

It's freezing on this day, and it's still the middle of the night, so why bother! Are these sticks really that fascinating?

I'm afraid that your parents will come back from the field by plane in the middle of the night, and you may not come to pick them up, but how can you have such great enthusiasm for these sticks that can't be beaten at all? So crazy? Aren't you sick?

Looking at these young boys and girls shouting loudly in front of him, Qin Feng felt that it was too correct to use the word brain-dead to describe them!

Of course, as these people grow up, many people may regret their brain-dead behavior, and they will also feel extremely ridiculous.

But at the moment, one by one is like crazy, they may feel that this is an obligation that they must fulfill as celebrity fans, and even have a sense of sacredness.

Their behavior not only made Qin Fengzhi frown, but the security personnel who maintained order at the scene also had helpless expressions on their faces.

Qin Feng didn't wear sunglasses when he came out, and when he saw these SB brain-dead fans, the other party also saw him.

These brain-dead looked at Qin Feng very unkindly, and they all gritted their teeth, their eyes spewed fire outward, and they almost scolded.

Many of them had fought with Qin Feng on the Internet before, of course, the ending was very miserable, and they were all scolded by Qin Feng and fled.

Seeing the information that Qin Feng and the SB group were on the same flight today, they were all worried, after all, Qin Feng was the notorious Han Hei, and maybe there would be a conflict with the SB group, and they were also here to support the idol.

Now that these people see him, they naturally have this hateful expression.

However, they also knew Qin Feng's fierce combat power, so they didn't take the initiative to provoke him. After all, the main purpose is not to scold Qin Feng, but to welcome idols.

Seeing the crazy performance of these fans, especially the extremely excited expressions of many little girls, Qin Feng immediately got into a prank and decided to tease them.

As he walked past the most screaming female fans, he stopped, looked at the girls and said sympathetically:

"Little sisters, you're here to pick up SuperBoy, right? Don't wait, they're not on this plane, hurry home, don't wait any longer"

There were a few passengers who came out together on the same plane, and when they heard Qin Feng's words, they almost burst out laughing, you are really bad! To do such a thing! (To be continued.) )