Chapter 136: Firing at the Men's Football Team (This is a joke I made up myself)

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Qin Feng opened with a smile: "Thank you for your applause, you have praised it."

After speaking, the two of them clasped their fists and arched towards the audience.

There was another round of applause.

Qin Feng held the cross talk platform with one hand and continued:

"As usual, I still introduce myself, my name is Qin Feng, a sophomore at the University of Technology and Business, a newcomer to cross talk, as for the one next to me, it doesn't matter, right?"

Lin Yang hurriedly stretched out his hand and interrupted Qin Feng: "Wait a minute, it doesn't matter how you introduce me here"

"Hahaha"

A chuckle rang out.

Qin Feng looked at the audience with a smile: "Just kidding, everyone here must know you, this is Lin Yang, my classmate and partner"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's me"

Qin Feng's eyes swept around the auditorium, and said with relief: Seeing everyone so excited, I know that everyone loves football, and I also love football, especially the men's football in our country."

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted.

"Bah---!"

The boos followed, deafening.

"You love football, don't be funny, you're about to swell the men's football team's face, and you're embarrassed to say you love football"

Whether it is live or live, the audience is complaining in a low voice.

When the men's soccer team heard this, their faces began to darken.

"This grandson doesn't delay for a second, he will fire when he comes up, it's too lacking in morality"

Lin Yang pursed his lips disdainfully and continued, "Is it interesting to say this nonsense?"

The laughter was a little louder.

Qin Feng continued seriously: "It's really not nonsense, in order to express my deep love, I also specially wrote a cross talk joke, called "I Love Men's Football""

Lin Yang was surprised: "Why am I so unbelievable!"

"Bah!

Boos came one after another.

Whether it was live or live, hearing Qin Feng say this, everyone began to boo again.

The image of the men's football team is so bad that almost no one likes it.

Hearing the huge boos on the computer, the men's football people's faces darkened, they knew how bad their reputation was, so they could only keep their mouths shut and secretly hate Qin Feng, who was stirring up trouble.

Qin Feng raised his ears with both hands and listened to the boos on the scene.

Seeing Qin Feng's movements, the boos instantly became even louder.

"Hahaha" laughter rang out.

After a few seconds, Qin Feng put down his hands and said excitedly:

"Everyone is really enthusiastic, it seems that many of you are fans of the men's football team, so please come and enjoy the new cross talk "I Love Men's Football"

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "Yes!

Qin Feng's expression full of memories:

"If you want to talk about my fate with football, you have to start from when I was a child, when I was seven or eight years old, I fell in love with football under the leadership of an older brother in my neighborhood, not only playing football myself, but also loving to watch football games, especially the national men's football game, and I never fell behind"

Lin Yang nodded: "It seems that you are indeed a loyal fan"

Qin Feng's expression instantly changed to sadness: "But it's very unfortunate, I love the men's football team, but the men's football team doesn't love me"

"Hahaha"

Laughter suddenly sounded, everyone chuckled, the men's football team still loves you, I guess I can't wait to eat you!

Lin Yang was surprised: "What's going on?"

Qin Feng continued to say sadly:

"Over the years, the men's football team has fallen in the World Cup qualifiers every time, and it has always failed to beat Japan, South Korea, Iran, and Saudi Arabia, which has broken my heart and the hearts of all the fans."

Lin Yang also had a regretful expression: "Their results are almost meaningless"

"Bah-!"

As Qin Feng spoke, there were boos at the scene, and when he finished speaking, the boos were already deafening, even overshadowing the sound of the stereo.

The live broadcast side also booed the sky.

The countries mentioned by Qin Feng are all strong teams in Asian football.

It is a few mountains in front of the Chinese men's football team, and the men's football team has never crossed this group of waste, can you not shout?

While shhh

"This is starting to reveal the scars, with Qin Feng's ruthless style, it will soon be sprinkled with salt, and the men's football team will definitely be angry to death"

Everyone in the men's football team was about to be angry in an instant, looking at Qin Feng's eyes were red, and his teeth began to gurgle

But they can't refute it, because it's a fact, everyone knows it, and there is no way to deny it.

These countries are indeed a pain in the heart of the men's football team, and they have rarely won for many years, and it is natural to be scolded.

The faces of everyone in the men's football team were flushed, and the uncomfortable feeling of wanting to scold but not being able to reply made these people go crazy.

……

The live and live broadcast viewers couldn't help but see the live scenes of the game, and in the end, they were all the result of miserable losses, all painful, and there was no happiness at all.

These historical results made everyone angry and booed even louder.

Wait for the voice to lower slightly, and the performance continues.

He said bitterly: "I still remember how the fans scolded me?"

Lin Yang asked curiously, "How can you scold?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward, shouting angrily:

"What are you second-rate Asians doing to eat? China's huge country can't even kick a small kimchi country? It's a shame! The kimchi country is not as big as our province."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's right"

"Hahaha"

Everyone was angry and began to laugh at the same time.

The stick is unlucky again, and this thing will not forget to step on the stick when it comes.

Of course, everyone has already been disappointed with the results of the national football team, and they don't even have any hope.

Therefore, Qin Feng's ridicule is more like a joke in everyone's eyes, and he will no longer be filled with righteous indignation.

The second-rate Asian football team that Qin Feng said did reflect the real level of the men's football team at that time, that is, the second-rate team in Asia.

The audience listened very well, and the men's football team at that time was depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

Everyone in the men's football team can't wait to tear Qin Feng's mouth, it's too vicious!

Qin Feng continued to complain loudly:

"Xie Mouwei's physical strength is too poor, and Wang Mouhai, Li Mouchen, and Gao Moufei went to the weak team of the Bundesliga and Premier League, what did you learn back?"

Lin Yang was also puzzled: "That's it, they all learned something"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause rang out like thunder, and everyone applauded enthusiastically.

"Well, well said"

"Dude, it's so cool to scold"

The applause was deafening.

While all the audience applauded wildly, they also secretly sighed in their hearts:

"You kid really dare! This kind of almost naming and scolding, only you dare not hesitate, you must know that these people are the core figures and captains of the last few men's football teams, each of them has a huge influence, and the scolding is too ruthless!"

The men's soccer team was instantly stupid.

They never expected that Qin Feng not only scolded the current men's football team, but he also didn't plan to let go of the previous captains and cores, this kid is really crazy!

Goofy's residence, with a loud "bang", Goofy stared at the blood-red eyes and smashed the cup in his hand.

"Qin Feng, you're so vicious! Lao Tzu is not done with you!"

He is the former captain of the men's football team, and now he is retired, but he still works in the football circle, and from time to time he will go to CCTV to make a cameo appearance as a football commentator.

Gao Xfei in Qin Feng's words is very obviously referring to him.

He was favored by a weak team in the Premier League and took him to play as a substitute for a few years, and then he was cut and kicked back home.

After returning to China, he turned into a big man in the football circle, full of words, showing off his might, I don't know how many times more comfortable than when he was a substitute for others abroad, honor, money, and beauties came one after another.

Addicted to the gentle township, he soon lost all the pitiful things he learned as a substitute, and became no different from the rest of the domestic players.

This history of staying abroad is the most powerful qualification of Gao Fei's football career, he is very proud, and from time to time he shows off, which is also his capital as the captain of the previous national team.

But now, these chapters of his football life that seem to him to be the most exciting chapters of his football life have been devalued by Qin Feng, how can this not make him angry to the point of madness?

The same scene is happening in different places.

Xie Wei, Wang Dahai, and Li Chen all broke out in their homes, and some of the other former men's football team members also broke out in their homes to a greater or lesser extent.

Of course, it can't avoid the reproach of some fans.

Qin Feng understands these fans very well.

Whether it is in the past life or in this life, such people always exist, and there are not a few, these are all the most respectable people, and Qin Feng's angry scolding is certainly not aimed at them.

Qin Feng's string of scolding not only made everyone in the men's football team angry, but the faces of several leaders of the General Bureau changed a little.

Zhang Ju looked at Qin Feng in the live broadcast, and was so angry that he raised his hand and pointed at the computer screen and scolded:

"You kid is too bastard, this is going to slap the face of the men's football team in front of the people of the whole country, and he won't even let go of the old gang"

However, Zhang Ju did not interfere with Qin Feng's thoughts.

He also thinks that someone should scold the men's football team, otherwise they will still be intoxicated with the dream of a strong team and compete with Thailand and Brunei!

The rest of the leaders thought the same thing.

Even when everyone listened to Qin Feng's scolding, they all had a refreshing and transparent feeling, and the scolding was good!

The rest of the sports people were completely dumbfounded, Qin Feng was really crazy.

"Isn't the men's soccer team just criticizing you! Of course, slander is indispensable, and retaliation is carried out so ruthlessly? This posture is like digging up people's ancestral graves."

While these sports people sympathize with the men's football team, they also feel a burst of heartbeat.

"Let's stay away from this in the future! It's better that the well water doesn't interfere with the river water, the lethality is too amazing! The means are too ruthless! No one can parry it!"

Qin Feng's family, teachers, and friends, when they heard this attack, they were all terrified, this kid has endless trouble!

However, they were not surprised, it should be said that they were numb, this was Qin Feng! Take the battle as their own responsibility, and it would be uncomfortable if they didn't do something!

Netizens also instantly fried the pot because of Qin Feng's words.

"It's so good to scold, these people are all waste, they deserve to be scolded like this"

"Cool, how much did everyone expect from these goods when they went abroad to play football!

"Finally someone scolded it, no one has mentioned this topic for many years, it's still Qin Feng's awesomeness"

"Cool, transparent, Qin Feng is good"

"Hahaha, I really want to see the faces of these national football bigwigs, this must be very exciting."

"There is no doubt that the face must be black"

"It's so cool to scold, Qin Feng, real masters"

……

Auditorium scene.

The show continues.

The applause and applause were still loud like earth-shattering, Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pressed down, and his voice decreased slightly.

Qin Feng recalled: "At that time, the fans scolded the national football team, probably because of the shame of being a permanent member, after all, the other four were all in the top 16."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "That's true."

The audience at the scene and on the live broadcast nodded one after another, Qin Feng was right, although the men's football results of that meeting were also poor, they were not too outrageous.

Qin Feng changed his words and sneered: "Later, I finally couldn't kick the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Iraq, and Uzbekistan, and even North Korea entered the World Cup for the second time."

Lin Yang continued: "Yes, the grades are getting worse and worse."

"Bah-!"

There was a lot of booing and laughter.

The same is true on the live broadcast side, there are boos and laughter.

Of course, there is a bit of sadness and anger in laughter.

The faces of the men's football team were as black as the bottom of a pot, and everyone was eager to smash the computer in front of them, if they could stop Qin Feng!

Zhang Ju also remembered the record at that time, and couldn't help but sigh, it was indeed Wang Xiaoer's New Year, and every year was not as good as a year!

Qin Feng began to laugh again, he smiled and gestured to seven:

"But at that time, it was still easy to win 7-0 against Hong Kong, but the goal difference did not brush Kuwait"

Lin Yang shook his head: "It's not glorious"

Qin Feng smiled even brighter: "Even, you can still fill 10 in the Maldives, although you have been put into one"

Lin Yang smiled disdainfully: "Okay, it's really not a little in."

"Hahaha"

A burst of laughter erupted.

This irony made everyone laugh, and it was probably the only bright spot of that national football team.

But how can such a highlight sound so sad and sad!

When we're going to compete with a regional team and a group of fishermen.

The faces of the men's football team have changed angrily, and everyone is annoyed and embarrassed by Qin Feng's scolding.

This is no longer about rubbing salt on the wounds, it is purely about uncovering all the scars of the men's football team and throwing them directly into the Dead Sea. (To be continued.) )