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"Bang Bang Bang"

Seeing the host Xiao Ai on stage, the scene immediately erupted in warm applause, and all the audience became excited.

"It's finally begun! Get ready to burst into laughter."

Xiao Ai walked to the center of the stage, smiled, and began the curtain with her sweet and greasy voice.

"Dear audience friends, this is hosted by Eggplant Video, "The Rising Sun" Qin Feng's cross talk and song webcast special, followed by today's third cross talk performance, Qin Feng and Lin Yang are invited to appear on the stage, bringing you Qin Feng's new cross talk work "I Love Men's Football"

After saying that, Xiao Ai bowed, turned around and walked back to the backstage.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang immediately stepped onto the stage one after the other.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Applause thundered.

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, good job"

……

This was followed by a round of applause.

Hearing the name of the cross talk reported by Xiao Ai, all the audience was excited, whether it was live or live.

"Sure enough, the counterattack came as scheduled, and this found the men's football team, and I didn't let go of any of them! It's a good show."

Everyone knows that this must be very exciting, I don't know what Qin Feng will do to the men's football team, will it be worse than the cross talk world?

Everyone looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang, looking forward to the opening with enthusiasm.

Hearing the name of cross talk, the faces of the men's football players changed, and they still didn't run! What a bastard!

Many people in the cross talk world are gloating, got! You didn't run either! Look, it won't turn out much better than ours!

Principal Li and the teachers in the audience could only smile helplessly, and when they listened to the second cross talk, they knew that the third paragraph was definitely related to the men's football team, and sure enough, it was true.

Now they hope that Qin Feng will be a little more restrained, after all, it is a national team, and it will not have a good impact if it is too much.

There are still some people on the live broadcast side who can't help frowning when they hear this cross talk name.

First of all, of course, the family, looking at Qin Feng, everyone was a little annoyed.

You're such a troublemaker! Also pick up the big ones!

In the cross talk world, the men's football team, and even the Japanese and Koreans, they really don't think they died fast enough!

The second is Qin Feng's teacher and friend, everyone is also a little worried, afraid that he will cause too much trouble and will not be able to end in the end.

Then there are the sports people, Zhang Ju of the General Administration and several other leaders, who are also watching the live broadcast at this time, as well as the coaches and players of the women's football team, as well as many people from other projects.

……

Qin Feng and Lin Yang smiled and stood in place, tidied up the table casually, and then prepared to start.

The applause and cheers continued.

"Smack"

A crisp awakening wood sounded.

Here we go!

Looking at the enthusiastic audience, Qin Feng smiled and said:

"Thank you for your applause and applause, it's so flattering, here Lin Yang and I thank you again for your enthusiastic support"

After saying that, the two took two steps forward and bowed deeply to all the audience at the scene.

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause rang out again.

Qin Feng paused for two or three seconds, and then said:

"I have a piece of stuff to say before we get started, and I hope you will bear with me."

Hearing this, the audience's curiosity suddenly exploded, what would he say? It's so serious.

Especially Lin Yang, who was even more curious, said in his heart:

"That's probably what the coping strategy is, but what is it?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and continued:

"What I want to say is that what we said on the stage before, and what we will say later, is a cross talk performance, you don't have to take it seriously, after listening to it, haha is over, out of this door, you can leave it behind, as long as you get happy during the time of listening to cross talk, then our goal has been achieved"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause rang out like thunder.

When everyone heard Qin Feng's words, they all felt that it made sense, so they gave their applause.

But when I think about it, I feel very awkward, and I can't even cry or laugh.

"With your kid on stage, the dog scolded by others was bloody, and the damaged body was incomplete, as soon as the performance is over, you have to let people forget about it, don't hold grudges, think too beautifully, how can all the good things be taken by you! It's shameless, isn't it? “

"Hahaha"

A few seconds later, the scene erupted in laughter.

Everyone was completely defeated by Qin Feng's cunning excuse, this is a typical example of being cheap and selling well!

It's just that this thing has such a thick skin to be able to say this.

The live broadcast was also full of laughter, everyone looked at Qin Feng and laughed, and their faces were thick and black to the extreme.

Of course, those who had been hit by Qin Feng couldn't laugh at all.

Everyone in the cross talk world, the men's football team, the brain-dead people of Ha Han and Ha Ri, and even Korean and Japanese students, etc., were so angry that they rolled their eyes at this time.

Co-authoring us is your funny material, so it's in vain? How can it be so easy, we are not finished with you!

The rest of Qin Feng's family, teachers, and friends were all snarling.

You kid is so bad, what good things do you think! It's just a joke to make people forget! How can it be? It is estimated that those who have been scolded by you have eaten your heart!

……

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng who was smiling beside him, and almost couldn't help but laugh wildly.

That's your coping strategy! You're so shameless! You can say that.

However, he didn't forget to cooperate with Qin Feng, and immediately answered:

"Yes, cross talk is a language art, and all that is on stage is performance"

The two sang and harmonized, and almost fainted the hateful popularity of the live broadcast.

Looking at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage, there was only one word in everyone's minds, embarrassed!

"Some people may want to say, you hurt this and scolded that on stage, and now you plan to expose it with such a mouthful, how can it be so easy"

When all the audience heard this, they said, "Isn't that the truth!" “

Qin Feng did not pause, and said earnestly:

"Rank, this is talking about cross talk, it's all fake! You know the TV series is fake, this is called Dad, this is fake; This 'pop' gives a big mouth, this is fake; 'Bang' is shot to death, fake; the two of them take off like something, sleeping naked under a bed, fake; how did you get to the cross talk, everyone takes it seriously! It's not good, there is no truth on the stage when talking about cross talk, everyone is staring and talking nonsense"

"Bang Bang Bang"

Before Qin Feng finished speaking, thunderous applause immediately rang out at the scene.

"Well, that's good!"

The applause is also endless.

There is truth to this passage, but the awkward feeling lingers.

What's up to you?

After co-authoring, others were scolded by you on stage, and they couldn't talk back, and the back mouth was a small belly chicken intestine! It's so unreasonable!

When people in the cross talk world heard this, they almost fainted.

They also know that this is the case, what Qin Feng said is right, the words of the cross talk actors on stage cannot be taken seriously, but is this the same as Qin Feng's situation? You're too good a bastard to mess around and confuse the public.

Everyone rolled their eyes in anger, but they couldn't find the right words to refute, so they could only watch the live broadcast and keep luck.

Gu Weimin, who had already recovered, almost fell down in anger when he saw this paragraph, looking at Qin Feng, his limbs were trembling.

The leaders of the association turned pale, pointing at Qin Feng on the projection, completely angry and speechless.

The men in the men's football team are also so angry that they roll their eyes, this thing is so shameless!

The rest of the people watched the live broadcast at this time, and they already admired Qin Feng's sharp mouth to the extreme!

……

"Liu Yan, to be honest, have you been deceived by this kid's rhetoric, this mouth is so good at talking, it's terrible, it can confuse right and wrong, and reverse black and white!"

Han Ru asked Liu Yan with an incredible expression, Qin Feng's words really surprised her.

Sister Fei on the other side also nodded in agreement, obviously she also saw the same opinion.

"No, Qin Feng is just a little poor, and he is still very sincere."

Liu Yan replied with a blushing face and unconfident.

"Forget it, you think he's sincere, you can ask anyone to see what they think, and besides, is his mouth just a little poor? That's very poor, the pinnacle of poverty."

Han Ru pursed her lips and retorted to Liu Yan.

"Hahaha"

After saying that, the three beauties all laughed.

Indeed, what Qin Feng did was too deviant, and the word sincerity was not very appropriate for him.

……

Lin Yang couldn't help but smile and cooperated: "Yes, cross talk is the same as other forms of performance, don't take the performance on stage seriously, the picture is over."

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang appreciatively, what a partner, it's really good to make up for this!

The scene was full of laughter, and everyone was crying out for those who had been scolded and damaged by Qin Feng.

Qin Feng paused for a moment and then said:

"So, the people I said in the cross talk before, as well as the people and things that will be talked about in the future, you don't have to care too much, just take it as a fun, the cross talk is over, this matter is over, everyone forget about it"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "That's the reason"

The whole audience wanted to laugh, I'm afraid it's just the two of you!

Qin Feng looked at the main camera and said with a smile:

"The next cross talk, "I Love Men's Football" will inevitably involve a lot of men's football topics, here, I want to remind men's football related people, don't take what I say too seriously, just have fun, just listen to it, maybe it can bring you a lot of happiness, okay, that's all I have to say"

Lin Yang laughed twice and continued:

"You've said a lot, you've caught up with half of the cross talk, and you can finally start"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted.

Hearing Qin Feng's words, everyone knew that there must be something fierce today, otherwise Qin Feng would not have been vaccinated in advance.

Whether it is live or live, the audience immediately becomes more excited, and the wonderful drama is about to be staged!

The men were so angry that they couldn't speak.

You are ready to damage us, and you also notified us in advance, let us pay attention, and you can't find the back account with a small belly, you are really so bad that you have sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet!

The rest of the people all watched the live broadcast screen with tears and laughter, waiting for Qin Feng to damage the men's football team!

Zhang Bureau and several other leaders of the General Administration could only smile helplessly, this kid is really shady and vicious!

After listening to Qin Feng's call, everyone was extremely interested in the content of this cross talk that damaged the national football team.

Many people have begun to mourn for the men's football team, and it is obvious that their fate will definitely be worse than that of the cross talk world! (To be continued.) )